My male Labrador Retreiver had a very bad habit of trying to mount
(fuck) my guests when they came in my home. This was getting
completely out of hand. I dowloaded the free training of Orlando dog
trainer Jerry Howe (The Puppy Wizard) and I started to apply Jerry's
techniques. Within 60 days, the dog was cured! Thanks, so much Jerry.
Michael, you videos have been helpful too. How is Kwami?
-Arnold the Sperminator
"Sharon too" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> > Thanks for your sincere apology, Jerry. You have once again
> > shown that you are a stand-up guy with honor and dignity.
> > Remember, some students are better than others.
If you have difficulty ASK The Puppy Wizard for additional FREE
heelp.
> > Most good students will probably achieve fast results from
your
> > system, but I am a slower learner than others due to my case
of
> > ADHD.
NO PROBLEM. We can figure HOWET ways to help you learn
EZ FAST and for FREE.
> Your ADHD doesn't make you a slow learner. It has more to
> do with how your process that information
Right. What's YOUR problem for processing INFORMATION???
> you take in and your ability to express it. People with ADHD are
> not any more cognitively disadvantage than people without it.
Speakin from experience?
> Proper Psychological testing proves that ADHD does not equal
lower
> intelligence. However the condition does allow for inability to
make
> informed decisions. The Puppy Wizard has called you horrible
names
"SEEMS like a FRAUD?"
> and made accusations against your character.
Only based on POSTING HISTORY.
> He is known for being unstable
Well, might SEEM like that, judging by the company HE keeps here
abHOWETS.
> AND giving out bad advice
CITES PLEASE?
> and he will call anyone who does not stroke his ego a "puppy
killer".
ONLY if it's in their posting history...
> ADHD makes you a follower not a leader.
No, that's false.
> Don't follow this turd.
Nice talk.
> Use the reliable resources on the net and in your life for
advice.
CITES PLEASE? The Puppy Wizard has DISCREDITED every
trainer and behaviorist in the business, using their own words.
> Nobody here listens to him.
Right. Cause they're lying dog abusing Punk Thug Cowards.
> -Sharon
HOWEDY kelly,
"culprit" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "AIMEE" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
> > We had fallen into a rut - constant bickering and tension,
> > we never laughed or had FUN together - but now, with the
> > same mindset used in THE PUPPY WIZARDS dog training,
> > our communications channels have opened, and we now
> > work together instead of against one another.
>
> TPW saved your marriage?
INDEEDY.
> kick ass!
The Puppy Wizard doesn't approve of violence.
> that's a new one, innit?
NOT AT ALL, kelly.
> we better add that to the list of magical things the wiz can do!
INDEEDY.
> train all dogs perfectly, in minutes.
GUARANTEED.
> prevent seizures.
DONE THAT.
> make children behave better.
GUARANTEED.
> save bad marriages.
DONE THAT.
> am i missing anything?
INDEEDY. You're missing HUMAN DECENCY, MORALS, ETHICS, PRINCIPLES,
and ALL REASON.
> -kelly
And that ain't all The Puppy Wizard SPECIALIZES in, kelly.
> not really in need of saving, thanks.
NO PROBLEMO! You're inscribed in the book of eternal death.
You're a liar and a dog abuser and a MENTAL CASE.
lyingdogDUMMY wrote:
>
> Well, the newest shill on the scene must be Michael,
> because Jerry couldn't possibly spell "literalists."
Your reply doesn't even pertain to the subject...
Why don't we discuss why you feel you need hurt
animals to "train" them?
I've actually met TPW. I called him a few times with questions
about the training method, and he realized that there were some
underlying problems.
Axel (my dog) had a special situation.
So, TPW met with us in our home.
The first thing he noticed was that Axel's collar was too tight.
Weloosened it, and immediately Axel calmed down quite a bit.
We went outside and worked on the HOT AND COLD
HANDLING EXERCISE and THE FAMILY PACK LEADERSHIP EXERCIZE. That
seemed to get us headed in the right direction, but we were still
having a few problems with Axel's anxiety.
The main reason TPW visited our home - I found this our
recently during one of our conversations- was to see how
my husband and I interacted with one another. I had been
following the methods precisely, but Axel was still having
difficulty.
TPW's assumptions were correct - we were causing alot
of Axel's anxiety with our arguments and tension. TPW
told me that Axel has been one of his most difficult dogs
to work with.
Axel had his anxieties from mishandling and from my
husband and myself.
We had a few problems because I was unwilling to
accept the fact that I needed to be "nice" eventhough
I wasn't being treated "nicely", but once I realized that
was the only way I could really get Axel past his anxiety,
I worked on being a loving wife (even though I didn't really
want to be).
AND GUESS WHAT? My husband saw the difference,
and he followed suit.
Now, we have a stress free dog, and a good marriage.
Can you tell me how forcing someone (dog, person, cat)
to do what YOU want them to do, is going to improve a
situation? I tried that with my husband and with my dog,
and it didn't work with either of them.
Your methods have an 85% success rate - and my dog
was one of the 15% that doesn't accept your methods.
TPW has 100% success rate. You do the math.
If TPW hadn't helped us, Axel wouldn't be where he is today.
============================
Subject: Ask The Puppy Wizard
HOWEDY Aimee,
> my husband believes that this product is like ecstasy.
Well, for ME it IS... it's a dream come true. I got to ask
the Mrs. to keep pinchin me to believe it myself. My
DDR works like an AUTOMAGICK bio feeback trainer.
It uses a gentle sound, a beat, to entrain the brain,
like as if you was humming your favorite song. When
the critter is faced with a stressor, he AUTOMAGICKALLY
reflexes to that comfortable state of mind, to "hide"
from his fears. With repetition, the fears are "collapsed"
or over ridden, by the pleasant "tune."
There's a child psychologist currently testin DDR on
his hyperactive and learning disabled patients.
> Will this product in any way harm my dog?
Absolutely not. I've tested it on HUNDREDS of dogs
and kats whom I've known well and closely observed
over many years before offering my DDR for sale. It's
giving me better reports from users than I'd ever
imagined possible. It even stops cows from "bellowing."
> He has a severe anxiety disorder and cannot be left
> alone in our apartment -whether in his crate or left
> to roam free.
O.K., that's the problem! The crate in itself causes fear in
a twofold manner. Many dogs fear the crate because they
can't go to relieve themselves or have water, or become
anxious because it's a safe haven, a refuge he can run to
in order to hide from THINGS that scare him, like loud
noises, guests, whatever. Every minute he spends hiding
in there, increases his fears about what's goin on.
With repetition, just entering the crate even willingly,
restimulates ALL his fears, even when he goes in of
his on volition for no particular reason.
> We have tried just about everything...
Well, you just got LUCKY. I've got a comprehensive manual
available for free on my website. STUDY IT. Do the exercises,
and ask me for help if you've got questions or have difficulty.
Follow the method EXACTLY, don't vary, and ask me for help
FAST, if you don't get 100% success, nearly instantly.
There's absolutely NO reason your dog should have to
suffer separation anxiety for more than two days.
> This is our last resort.
First thing you've got to do is teach him your HOWES is his
HOWES, and that no matter what, you'll never be cross with
him.
That'll give him the confidence to stay alone withHOWET
supervision. Separation anxiety has nothing to do with
your absences, it's got to do with not having his controller
in charge of his behavior.
> Until we find some way to train him,
You just did. My tiny manual has ALL the information you need
to bring your dog to any level of proficiency in any field you
desire.
> he is living with my parents.
Good. Take a couple of days to study and practice the techniques
withHOWET your pup, then go pick him up and DO the exercises
in a couple of locations on your way back to your HOWES.
> Will this product help me get my Axel back?
The method and the machine both rely on constant praise.
The machine does a much more thorough job of convincing
the dog everything is O.K. It'll usually calm any anxious
outbursts in maybe as little as five seconds, for a dog that's
been conditioned to it for a few days. After a few months of
use, you'll not need to use it except on occasion.
I'd give you more info about the machine, but you got
enough reading ahead of you in my manual. Just rest
assured that if you desire the very best for you dog my
DDR machine will do just that. It's money back satisfaction
guaranteed forever cause there ain't nuthin better than it
in the Whole Wild World. You and your pets will LOVE it!
But start the manual first, cause that's gonna break the
cause of his anxiety.
Yours, Jerry.
"Katra" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> Ok, so I care for an unusually large number of cats...
> And when you have this many, there are behavior
> problems. Not due to crowding, but some cats are
> territorial by nature.
>
> I checked out Jerry's site and found the science behind
> the BIOSOUND box to be sound. (no pun intended <G>)
> I am familiar with the concept of using sound therapy from
> my studies on deep meditation and had experimented with
> it already.
>
> So, I bought one.
>
> Results?
>
> The cats now sleep thru the night instead of spatting at 3 am.
>
> Taz, my brain damaged kitty, no longer wanders up the
> hall in the middle of the night, yowling when he gets "lost".
> (He's not the brightest bannana in the bunch. ;-) ) He's been
> sleeping quietly at my feet now for the past 3 nights I left the
> box running. He suffered a severe head injury as a kitten
> when he got hit by a car. That is how I got him. I picked him
> up out of the middle of the highway. :-(
>
> Thank the gods for good vets...
>
> Feeding frenzy time, when I dole out the canned food,
> used to be fraught with the more dominant kitties hissing
> at the undercats to get the best place at mom's feet. They
> always settled down once the food dishes were down, but
> now there has been NO fighting!
>
> They have been more obedient about staying off the sink
> and the dining room table,
>
> and, whomever it was that kept pooping in FRONT of the
> litter box on the floor has quit!
>
> Yay! I never did catch who was doing it.
>
> Overall, much calmer behavior from the cats.
>
> As for the dogs, the jury is still out on them. The shelties
> seem unaffected but it's impossible to tell with them as they
> were already calm, sedate, obedient and well trained dogs.
>
> With hyper Jewely, well, tonight she did not try to jump on
> me when I let her out of the bedroom to go potty, and she
> calmly sat at the door waiting to be let out instead of getting
> all anxious. I have not really tried serious training with her
> indoors near the box yet, except once, but not for long enough
> to see if it'd really work.
>
> Since some of the usual training methods are not working
> with her on the jumping problem, I plan to give Jerry's method
> a fair shake. The one time I tried it, yeah, she piddled, but I
> think that's because I did not do it right.
>
> I spoke with Jerry further by e-mail and I was not supposed
> to jump straight in to working on a specific behavior problem.
> I need to to the pre-training excercizes first!
>
> I'll post later on the results when I have more time to really
> concentrate on working with her near the box.
>
> In the meantime, the box DOES seem to calm the animals
> and make it easier to work with them. The results alone on
> the cats have made it worth every penny.
>
> And if it can increase Jewely's attention span........ ;-)
>
> Leah might want to try one on Maddie? <shrugs>
>
> He may be hostile on the list, but he IS honest and honors
> his money back guarantees, so you won't be out anything
> if you just decide to try it like I did!
>
> Katra
=============================
From: [email protected] ([email protected])
Subject: Can we get specific about doggydoright without rancor?
Date: 2003-01-13 08:00:29 PST
"Donna" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:<[email protected]>...
>
> Just a question... Got Jerry on kill-file too, but what is this
> "doggiedoright" thing???
>
> Donna
It's a smallish box with ac adapter. It emits a "song". A sound
unheard by the tympanic membrane. It regulates brain waves
and calms the subject down. I got mine yesterday.
I have two pitties, my neighbor on one side has an infant pitty
and the other neighbor on my left has a pitty mix, greyhound
and pig. Her dogs bark CONSTANTLY!
All hours of the night.. she lets em out for last call around 1am.
We put ours on our kicthen window sill so the animals outside
and inside can hear it. Anyway.. for the first time my dogs slept
peacefully.
I also did some training with jerry and hise wife yesterday,
between that and the machine my dogs ignored the dogs barking.
A mere quiet growl from my oldest dog, a good girl good job! and
she went back to sleep.. an abolsolute first in this house.
My nieghbors dogs continued barking.. the machine was
not set to play.. so i reset it.. and they shut right up.
The whole nieghborhood was quiet for the first time.
Neighbors dogs are still behaving today.
I will be loaning it to my father in two weeks, once my dogs
remember the "song" and can learn to replay it to themselves
to calm themselves down, for his cockatiel who is home alone
alot.. and very bitchy.
I will also be buying one for my mom for her feuding kitty cats.
And finally I will be buying one for my friend who has two dogs
and a child with major seizure problems. I think this device will
help her daughters seizures since it controls and regulates brain
waves.
Since i'm not rich.. and these machines are $135 with shipping ...
when i say I am planning on buying three of them for friends.. you
know it works. I could always let them borrow it for free.. but
this machine is so kickass.. they need their own so their
neighbors dogs can be happy too.
================
Here's Aimee's original post and her first post to
The Puppy Wizard:
I own a black an tan coonhound. We got him as a puppy, and
due to constant mishandling (pulling on his lead, negative
corrections, and the occasional use of a bark collar) I ended
up with a very anxious dog.
I couldn't leave him home alone, I couldn't crate him, I couldn't
even take my dog for walks because he feared EVERYTHING.
I was going to have to get rid of him if things didn't turn
around.
My husband and I searched the internet for answers - AND
WE FOUND THE PUPPY WIZARD.
For all of you disbeliveers out there HIS METHODS WORK!
I've followed his manual, and we now have a dog that can be
left home alone, that heels on command, that can go outside
and NOT be afraid of everything he sees.
Not only have his methods help our dog, but our marriage
has gotten better. We had fallen into a rut - constant bickering
and tension, we never laughed or had FUN together - but now, with
the same mindset used in THE PUPPY WIZARDS dog training, our
communications channels have opened, and we
now work together instead of against one another.
For all the "Literalists" out there, NO WE DID NOT
TEACH EACH OTHER TO SIT, STAY, OR HEEL.
We simply eliminated the nagging and the acting out to get
NEGATIVE attention from one another since we weren't getting the
POSITIVE attention we wanted.
So, it's been proven - THE PUPPY WIZARDS METHODS
WORK. It's up to you to accept them. Yes, there's alot of
blame that we have to accept, but once we realize that we've
caused these problems to arise, we can strive to make things
better.
=================
Jerry, I am highly offended that you called me a fraud. Especially
since I went out of my way to praise you by posting this thread. Why
is it bad that it took 60 days? Especially since the dog is only 8
months old. Most dog enthusiasts agree that it takes longe r for a
puppy to learn things than an adult dog. maybe you do not agree to
this. Your system is excellent, but I am a new dog owner. You must
admit, your training manual does not address the specific issue of
mounting. Perhaps you should add a few paragraphs on this. After a few
days of using your manual, I did see a whole lotta results. But I
needed time to work up to addressing my specific problem. Too bad you
insulted me like that. I feel that you should apologize to me, but you
probably will not. Too bad. I still feel that you are a credit to your
field, though very emotional and paranoid.
Cheers,
Arnold the Sperminator
"The Puppy Wizard" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> HOWEDY Disciple Paulie,
>
> "Paul B" <no spammers [email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
> > 60 days?????
>
> BWEEEAAAAHHHAHAHAAAA!!!
>
> > I thought Jerry advertised near instant fixes with his method.
>
> INDEED. Seems "sperminator" is a FRAUD.
>
> > Your've been had!!!!
>
> Naaa, WE been had.
>
> > an unimpressed Paul
>
> LikeWIZE.
>
> > --
> > I've never forced my dogs to do anything, I tell them they are
> good dogs and
> > they seem to follow me, once I told them they were bad dogs and
> they ran
> > away from me, now I only ever tell them they are good dogs and
> they always
> > are, always.
>
> The Puppy Wizard. <} ; ~ ) >
>
>
> > "The Sperminator" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> > > My male Labrador Retreiver had a very bad habit of trying to
> mount
> > > (fuck) my guests when they came in my home. This was getting
> > > completely out of hand. I dowloaded the free training of
> Orlando dog
> > > trainer Jerry Howe (The Puppy Wizard) and I started to apply
> Jerry's
> > > techniques. Within 60 days, the dog was cured! Thanks, so much
> Jerry.
> > >
> > > Michael, you videos have been helpful too. How is Kwami?
> > >
> > > -Arnold the Sperminator
> >
> >
Thanks for your sincere apology, Jerry. You have once again shown that
you are a stand-up guy with honor and dignity. Remember, some students
are better than others. Most good students will probably achieve fast
results from your system, but I am a slower learner than others due to
my case of ADHD.
Take care,
Arnold the Sperminator
"The Puppy Wizard" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> HOWEDY The Sperminator,
>
> "The Sperminator" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> >
> > Jerry, I am highly offended
>
> The Puppy Wizard means no offense to any legitimate
> honest poster. HE was basing his assessment of your
> credibility on your posting history under variHOWES
> false names and vulgarity.
>
> The Puppy Wizard PRESUMED you were only trying
> to incite your pubic on the horns of The Puppy Wizard.
>
> > that you called me a fraud.
>
> To be precise: "Seems "sperminator" is a FRAUD."
> The Puppy Wizard accepted your posts under the
> name of "The Sperminator" and "Tony GreaseBall
> Italian" <[email protected] at face
> value withHOWET double checking the posting
> history, and was EMBARRASSED to discover that
> those posts may have been in jest.
>
> > Especially since I went out of my way to praise you
> > by posting this thread.
>
> INDEED. HOWEver, The Puppy Wizard cannot use
> endorsements from folks who's credibility is questionable.
>
> > Why is it bad that it took 60 days?
>
> Because The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End
> Dog Training Method gets 100% NEAR INSTANT SUCCESS
> if the Method is followed precisely and if difficulties are
> encHOWEntered, that the student ASK The Puppy Wizard
> for additional FREE help.
>
> > Especially since the dog is only 8 months old.
>
> A dog is a dog. Should take a couple days to CURE
> ALL BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS if the Method is followed.
>
> > Most dog enthusiasts agree that it takes longer
> > for a puppy to learn things than an adult dog.
>
> INDEEDY! Most trainers and behaviorists advise
> that behavior problems may take a LONG TIME
> to rehabilitate. That's just not HOWE it is if we
> use EFFECTIVE NON FORCE NON BRIBE
> NON PHYSICAL scientific and psychological conditioning
> techniques as taught in your FREE copy of The Puppy
> Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual.
>
> > maybe you do not agree to this.
>
> Certainly NOT. There's NOTHING The Puppy Wizard
> can approve of comin from traditional trainers and
> behaviorists who advise "PATIENCE" and "HARD
> WORK" are required to train ANY dog of behavior
> problems. ALL behavior problems are CAUSED
> BY MISHANDLING.
>
> > Your system is excellent, but I am a new dog owner.
>
> The Puppy Wizard can only accept your word at face
> value, and believes your are PROBABLY LEGITIMATE,
> despite your highly questionable posting history. Heel,
> even perverts have dogs, and even perverts deserve the
> VERY BEST handling and training advice, which is what
> you've gotten from your FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's
> FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual,
> based on your sez so here abHOWETS. Keep up the
> good work.
>
> > You must admit, your training manual does not
> > address the specific issue of mounting.
>
> INDEEDY! That's on accHOWENT of all behaviors
> are addressed the same same same same way.
>
> HOWEver, that you can state The Puppy Wizard's FREE
> WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual does NOT
> address humping, sez to The Puppy Wizard that you have
> INDEED, read the text. HOWEver, that you find the issue of
> humpin to be any different than any other behavior, leads
> The Puppy Wizard to QUESTION your credibility, as that
> should be CLEAR to anyWON who's read the text.
>
> > Perhaps you should add a few paragraphs on this.
>
> Perhaps The Puppy Wizard should reiterate that all
> behavior problems are the same same same same,
> they're just wearin different clothes, or in the case of
> humpin, perhaps NO clothes.... as the case may be.
>
> > After a few days of using your manual, I did see a
> > whole lotta results.
>
> INDEEDY.
>
> > But I needed time to work up to addressing my
> > specific problem.
>
> That could be. We often cannot address some behaviors
> till the other related behaviors on which they're based, are
> extinguished.
>
> > Too bad you insulted me like that.
>
> The Puppy Wizard wholeheartedly APOLOGIZES for
> PRESUMING you were only taunting your pubic at the
> expense of The Puppy Wizard.
>
> HOWEver, it appears from your post of today that you are
> indeed, an honest, credible student of The Puppy Wizard's
> FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual,
> despite your propensity for inapupriate posting behavior.
>
> > I feel that you should apologize to me,
>
> The Puppy Wizard APOLOGIZES WON THOWESAND TIMES!
>
> > but you probably will not.
>
> Ahhh, The Puppy Wizard is only nearly human.
>
> > Too bad.
>
> Too bad The Puppy Wizard misconstrued your intent
> based on your history of vulgarity and taunting of your pubic.
>
> > I still feel that you are a credit to your field,
>
> Thank you. HOWEver, The Puppy Wizard is not in
> the same league as "traditional" trainers and behaviorists,
> and is sworn to put them HOWETA THIS BUSINESS.
>
> > though very emotional
>
> INDEED. True enough. HURTING and KILLING HOWER
> best animals is an emotional subject for WON and all.
>
> > and paranoid.
>
> INDEEDY! The Puppy Wizard has been lied abHOWET
> and stalked by HOWER dog lovers who HURT and KILL
> HOWER best dogs. Paranoia is a necessary fact of life,
> or WON could end up, DEAD.
>
> > Cheers,
>
> Thank you for being a dedicated student.
>
> > Arnold the Sperminator
>
> Your Puppy Wizard. <} ; ~ ) >
>
>
> From: Jerry Howe
> Subject: Re: Jerry Howe
> Date: 1999/04/22
>
>
> "Jeff Cushner@K-9 Care" wrote:
>
> > I glanced at the manual. (I saved it though for future
> > reading) Most of what he says is on the money! Most people
> > are stuck in the carrot and stick training and not thinking
> > about what the dog is thinking and natural behavior, but
> > would rely on teaching commands for everything.
> >
> > The device, it seems, is nothing more than a Pet Agree. in
> > other words, just an ultrasonic device to get the dog's
> > attention, which is fine as a surprise deterrent, IF USED
> > PROPERLY. Those last words are very dear to me. It's not
> > the device (although most people in this business tout the
> > device to get your attention) but the concepts being applied
> > supporting its use. With my clients, I use normal equipment
> > (ie. leashes, cans w/pennies, keys, praise, praise, more
> > praise, choke collars (again, used correctly, with no
> > pulling or force) and using proper conditioning techniques
> > to sensitize to correction SO I DON'T NEED TO CORRECT. The
> > devices amount to only 5% of the total training! The other
> > 95% is proper communication and using the concepts properly.
> >
> > I wish I had a gadget that I truly believed in, just to
> > suck everyone in to be able to learn the intangibles. But I
> > don't. I'll have to rely on good ol' results! :)
> >
> > Anyway, the basic approach is sound. (I could split hairs,
> > of course :) and spend hours debating the fine points of
> > training, but I won't! :) So, keep on doing what you're
> > doing Jerry. If you are allowing dogs to make their own
> > decisions (based on your expectations) and rewarding with
> > praise, it's a win/win situation!
> >
> > Jeff Cushner
> > Owner, K-9 Care
> > www.k9care.com
>
> Exactly, Jeff. Thanks for the support.
>
> There is one thing that I need to address.
>
> There is no relationship between the device and the training
> method. They are in competition with each other.
>
> The manual is for dog owners that want to train their dog.
> It is a complete method. Read the manual, follow the directions,
> and you probably never need to look elsewhere for dog training
> advice.
>
> Doggy Do Right is a scientifically designed and copywriten
> automatic sound program, that rehabilitates all dogs behavior
> problems. You just flip the switch and leave it alone. It'll
> quiet the entire neighborhood or kennel. No more barking dogs.
>
> You do not even need to own the dog. It cures hyperactivity,
> separation anxiety, fear of thunder, excessive barking, any
> compulsive or obsessive behaviors. All without doing or
> learning anything, except to turn it on.
>
> And, dogs and cats love it.
>
> Why would I offer the manual knowing that it can cost
> Doggy Do Right sales?
>
> The manual was written because of the need I saw to bring
> decent information about dog training to this group. It's not
> edited or even nearly finished. With the state of the art of
> dog training what it is in this group, I was compelled to
> throw it together without all of the whistles and bells it
> will get with the new edition. My apologies for spelling
> errors, typos, and any other literary considerations I fell
> short on.
>
> Sincerely,
> Jerry Howe,
> Wits' End Dog Training
>
>
> =============
>
>
> HOWEDY Tony,
>
> "GreaseBall Italian" <[email protected]> wrote
> > in message
> news:[email protected]...
> >
> > Dear Mr. Jerry Howe (The Puppy Wizard)
> >
> > I am the proud owner of a 3 year old American Pit Bull
> >Terrier. I was convinced that I had to get rid of the dog
> > until I read your training manual.
>
> That's the name of the game ain't it, Gumba.
>
> > Now the dog has been re-trained according to your
> > methods.
>
> INDEED.
>
> The Puppy Wizard couldn't do it withHOWET
> YOUR HEELP. The credit is all yours, not HIS.
>
> > Thank you for helping me to save the life of my dog.
>
> Thank you for being a dilligent student.
>
> > Love,
>
> LikeWIZE. But don't try for a kiss on the
> cheek, that's got a bad connotation in
> some circles... You may kiss The Puppy
> Wizard's ruby ring, HOWEver.
>
> > Tony Kibble
>
> XXX/000.
>
> Your Puppy Wizard. <} ; ~ ) >
>
> =================
>
> HOWEDY Tony,
>
> "GreaseBall Italian" <[email protected]> wrote in
> message news:[email protected]...
> >
> > I have a 3 year old American Pit Bull Terrier that was
> > constantly pissing and marking my home.
>
> You mean he was indiscriminately relieving hisself
> all over your HOWES. HOWEsbreaking is INSTINCTIVE.
>
> Dogs do not have HOWEsbreaking problems, they're
> UNABLE to control themselves because of ANXIHOWSNESS.
>
> > I tried all of the commercial training methods.
>
> The Puppy Wizard MOCKS traditional trainers and
> behaviorISTS, eh professor SCRUFF SHAKE?
>
> > Nothing worked.
>
> INDEEDY. That's on accHOWENT of traditional
> methods are OPPOSITIONAL and CONfrontational
> and DETRIMENTAL to health and emotional well
> being and are CONtraWIZE to human decency,
> morals, ethics, and priniciples, eh disciple cad?
>
> > I hired a professional trainer.
>
> The Puppy Wizard will be GLAD to offer EXXXPERT
> WITNESS TESTIMONY if you'd like to get your hard
> earned dough back.
>
> > Nothing worked.
>
> INDEEDY. The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits'
> End Dog Training Method Manual Students REPORT
> 100% TOTAL NEAR INSTANT SUCCESS, maybe
> even FASTER.
>
> > I sought advice on Usenet.
>
> From HOWER Gang Of Lying Dog Abusing Punk
> Thug Cowards and CERTIFIED MENTAL CASES???
>
> BEEEWWWAAAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAA!!!
>
> > Nothing worked
>
> INDEEDY. We've hear this story cHOWENTLESS TIMES.
>
> HOWER DOG LOVERS call The Puppy Wizard's FREE
> WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual Students
> LIARS, PAID SHILLS, and FORGERIES by The Puppy
> Wizard.
>
> The Puppy Wizard has IDENTIFIED, EXXXPOSED and
> DISCREDITED them cHOWENTLESS times, but like
> street urchin Thugs, they HAVE NO SHAME and CONtinue
> DESPITE KNOWING they've been EXXXPOSED and
> CAUGHT IN THE ACT of LYING to DEFEND their alleged
> RIGHT to HURT INTIMIDATE and KILL dogs as they see fit.
>
> > until I found the free training manual of Jerry Howe in
> > Florida, AKA The Puppy Wizard.
>
> INDEEDY. If The Puppy Wizard FAILS to train a dog
> HE'LL GET THE HEEL HOWETA THIS BUSINESS.
>
> But The Puppy Wizard cannot do it withHOWET YOUR HELP.
> You've got to follow the instructions PRECISELY and ASK
> FOR HELP if you experience difficulty. There's NO dog
> who cannot be trained to acceptable levels of discipline
> if we follow the SCIENTIFICE and PSYCHOLOGICAL
> techniques EXXXACTLY.
>
> > Let me tell you all that my dog did a complete 180
> > degree turn.
>
> INDEEDY. As ALL The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW
> Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual Students
> REPORT RIGHT HERE... you know, the WONS HOWER
> DOG LOVERS CALL LIARS.
>
> That'd be YOU, Tony.... HOWE'S THAT FEEL?
>
> The Puppy Wizard has been maligned and called
> a LIAR for five solid years, Tony. The Puppy Wizard
> has PLANS, Tony. The Puppy Wizard is abHOWET
> to drop the hammer on the entire goddamned industry
> all a WONCE.
>
> > The dog has not pissed or shit in my home ever since!
>
> As it should be is HOWE IT IS.
>
> > I just wanted to pass this on as a public service!
>
> Thank you, Tony.
>
> The Puppy Wizard will be looking forward to a
> lecture series on dog and child rearing come
> the new year with HIS associate Dr. George
> Von Hilshiemer.
>
> The Puppy Wizard hopes to meet you and your
> family at a location near you.
>
> All the best.
>
> The Puppy Wizard. <} ; ~ ) >
>
> =============
>
>
> > "The Puppy Wizard" <[email protected]>
> > wrote in message news:<aDzfb.27836
> > [email protected]>...
>
> > > HOWEDY Disciple Paulie,
> > >
> > > "Paul B" <no spammers [email protected]> wrote
> > > in message news:[email protected]...
> > >
> > > > 60 days?????
> > >
> > > BWEEEAAAAHHHAHAHAAAA!!!
> > >
> > > > I thought Jerry advertised near instant fixes with his
> method.
> > >
> > > INDEED. Seems "sperminator" is a FRAUD.
> > >
> > > > Your've been had!!!!
> > >
> > > Naaa, WE been had.
> > >
> > > > an unimpressed Paul
> > >
> > > LikeWIZE.
> > >
> > > > --
> > > > I've never forced my dogs to do anything, I tell them
> > > > they are good dogs and they seem to follow me, once
> > > > I told them they were bad dogs and they ran away from
> > > > me, now I only ever tell them they are good dogs and
> > > > they always are, always.
> > >
> > > The Puppy Wizard. <} ; ~ ) >
> > >
>
> > > > "The Sperminator" <[email protected]> wrote
> > > > in message
> > > > news:[email protected]...
>
> > > > > My male Labrador Retreiver had a very bad habit of
> > > > > trying to mount (fuck) my guests when they came in
> > > > > my home. This was getting completely out of hand.
> > > > > I dowloaded the free training of Orlando dog trainer
> > > > > Jerry Howe (The Puppy Wizard) and I started to apply
> > > > > Jerry's techniques. Within 60 days, the dog was cured!
>
> > > > > Thanks, so much Jerry.
>
> > > > > Michael, you videos have been helpful too. How is
> > > > > Kwami?
>
> > > > > -Arnold the Sperminator
60 days????? I thought Jerry advertised near instant fixes with his method.
Your've been had!!!!
an unimpressed Paul
--
I've never forced my dogs to do anything, I tell them they are good dogs and
they seem to follow me, once I told them they were bad dogs and they ran
away from me, now I only ever tell them they are good dogs and they always
are, always.
"The Sperminator" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> My male Labrador Retreiver had a very bad habit of trying to mount
> (fuck) my guests when they came in my home. This was getting
> completely out of hand. I dowloaded the free training of Orlando dog
> trainer Jerry Howe (The Puppy Wizard) and I started to apply Jerry's
> techniques. Within 60 days, the dog was cured! Thanks, so much Jerry.
>
> Michael, you videos have been helpful too. How is Kwami?
>
> -Arnold the Sperminator
Sharon too wrote:
>>Thanks for your sincere apology, Jerry. You have once again shown that
>>you are a stand-up guy with honor and dignity. Remember, some students
>>are better than others. Most good students will probably achieve fast
>>results from your system, but I am a slower learner than others due to
>>my case of ADHD.
>
>
> Your ADHD doesn't make you a slow learner. It has more to do with how your
> process that information you take in and your ability to express it. People
> with ADHD are not any more cognitively disadvantage than people without it.
> Proper Psychological testing proves that ADHD does not equal lower
> intelligence. However the condition does allow for inability to make
> informed decisions. The Puppy Wizard has called you horrible names and made
> accusations against your character. He is known for being unstable AND
> giving out bad advice and he will call anyone who does not stroke his ego a
> "puppy killer".
>
> ADHD makes you a follower not a leader. Don't follow this turd. Use the
> reliable resources on the net and in your life for advice. Nobody here
> listens to him.
>
> -Sharon
Sharon too wrote:
>>Thanks for your sincere apology, Jerry. You have once again shown that
>>you are a stand-up guy with honor and dignity. Remember, some students
>>are better than others. Most good students will probably achieve fast
>>results from your system, but I am a slower learner than others due to
>>my case of ADHD.
>
>
> Your ADHD doesn't make you a slow learner. It has more to do with how
your
> process that information you take in and your ability to express it.
People
> with ADHD are not any more cognitively disadvantage than people
without it.
> Proper Psychological testing proves that ADHD does not equal lower
> intelligence. However the condition does allow for inability to make
> informed decisions. The Puppy Wizard has called you horrible names
and made
> accusations against your character. He is known for being unstable AND
> giving out bad advice and he will call anyone who does not stroke his
ego a
> "puppy killer".
>
> ADHD makes you a follower not a leader. Don't follow this turd. Use the
> reliable resources on the net and in your life for advice. Nobody here
> listens to him.
Hello Sharon,
Plenty of people listen to both my brilliant self and Jerry Howe.
Primarily people who want to get better at training and handling dogs.
For instance, watch the following video,
http://dogtv.com/kwame.rm
http://dogtv.com/kwame.rm
http://dogtv.com/kwame.rm
http://dogtv.com/kwame.rm
http://dogtv.com/kwame.rm
and if you do this correctly when your dog is a puppy, and keep up the
lessons periodically, you have virtually zero chance of being bitten by
your own dog.
Most traditional trainers around here, and most "toxic mommy" trainers
around here (they know who they are) have a lot of experience getting
bit by dogs, including their own.
Have you heard of Seigfried and Roy?
Well, Roy
would have done well to listen to Michael. He was beating a Tiger on the
nose with a microphone because the tiger wouldn't listen. (and I'm
SHORE that's nothing compared to what he does/did to Tigers when backstage).
Most dog Bites (and most Tiger Bites, in the case of Tigers brutally
kept and "trained" in captivity, as well as most Elephant Stompings at
circuses occur because of too much aggression)....
too much aggression. By the human (aka, the trainer).
In the case of Tigers and Elephants, it is brutal and vicious training.
In the case of dogs, it's not quite so brutal, but just as stupid.
=========================================
Here is a quote from the sharpest mind in the dog game (aka, mine)
(can I have a drum roll please?)
"The VAST MAJORITY of dog bites occur because
of too much aggression. By the Human.
Too aggressive in their assumptions.
Too aggressive in their play.
Too aggressive in their discipline.
Too aggressive in their approach.
Too aggressive in their grooming.
Too pushy, too hasty, too busy, in
too much of a hurry, etc, etc..."
michael patton
ceo of dogtv.com networks
===============================================
stay tuned for a full length video, featuring all sorts of training and
all sorts of puppies from several different ages, including both these
guys, when they were puppies (1996 and 2002 respectively)
http://dogtv.com/kwame_chazz_spring03.jpg
http://dogtv.com/kwame_chazz_spring03.jpg
http://dogtv.com/kwame_chazz_spring03.jpg
http://dogtv.com/kwame_chazz_spring03.jpg
http://dogtv.com/kwame_chazz_spring03.jpg
enjoy!!
michael
live..
dogtv.com
"m_ i c h e-ae l " <"m_ i c h e-ae l "@doggtvdottcom> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> The Sperminator wrote:
>
> > My male Labrador Retreiver had a very bad habit of trying to mount
> > (fuck) my guests when they came in my home. This was getting
> > completely out of hand. I dowloaded the free training of Orlando dog
> > trainer Jerry Howe (The Puppy Wizard) and I started to apply Jerry's
> > techniques. Within 60 days, the dog was cured! Thanks, so much Jerry.
> >
> > Michael, you videos have been helpful too. How is Kwami?
>
>
> Hello Sperminator,
>
> My videos are guaranteed to cure all dog behavior problems within 12
> minutes, so you must have been doing something wrong.
The only thing your videos guarantee is to bore people. They show
nothing, except how to be an idiot and have dogs running around a busy
street. EVEN IF you can train your dogs to work around traffic, it's
utterly ridiculous to try to tell people that is a wise thing to do.
Of course we all know the only reason you have that video is NOT to
teach anything, but to stroke your ego yet again since you need the
attention.
No they are actually done far less than 3 minutes.
They just stay stuck and bewildered for 45 minutes
"The Puppy Wizard" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> HOWEDY George,
>
> Perhaps you last three minutes. HOWEver with dogs, they tie and
> last maybe
> forty five minutes...
>
> Pretty good, eh? Lucky thing they only do it for a few days every
> six months.
>
> The Puppy Wizard. <} ; ~ ) >
>
> "George M. Kazaka" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Hell wouldn't a Girl dog accomplish the same thing in about 3
> minutes
> >
> > "The Puppy Wizard" <[email protected]> wrote in
> message
> > news:[email protected]...
> > > HOWEDY Disciple Paulie,
> > >
> > > "Paul B" <no spammers [email protected]> wrote in message
> > > news:[email protected]...
> > >
> > > > 60 days?????
> > >
> > > BWEEEAAAAHHHAHAHAAAA!!!
> > >
> > > > I thought Jerry advertised near instant fixes with his
> method.
> > >
> > > INDEED. Seems "sperminator" is a FRAUD.
> > >
> > > > Your've been had!!!!
> > >
> > > Naaa, WE been had.
> > >
> > > > an unimpressed Paul
> > >
> > > LikeWIZE.
> > >
> > > > --
> > > > I've never forced my dogs to do anything, I tell them they
> are
> > > good dogs and
> > > > they seem to follow me, once I told them they were bad dogs
> and
> > > they ran
> > > > away from me, now I only ever tell them they are good dogs
> and
> > > they always
> > > > are, always.
> > >
> > > The Puppy Wizard. <} ; ~ ) >
> > >
> > >
> > > > "The Sperminator" <[email protected]> wrote in
> message
> > > > news:[email protected]...
> > > > > My male Labrador Retreiver had a very bad habit of trying
> to
> > > mount
> > > > > (fuck) my guests when they came in my home. This was
> getting
> > > > > completely out of hand. I dowloaded the free training of
> > > Orlando dog
> > > > > trainer Jerry Howe (The Puppy Wizard) and I started to
> apply
> > > Jerry's
> > > > > techniques. Within 60 days, the dog was cured! Thanks, so
> much
> > > Jerry.
> > > > >
> > > > > Michael, you videos have been helpful too. How is Kwami?
> > > > >
> > > > > -Arnold the Sperminator
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>
HOWEDY The Sperminator,
"The Sperminator" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> Jerry, I am highly offended
The Puppy Wizard means no offense to any legitimate
honest poster. HE was basing his assessment of your
credibility on your posting history under variHOWES
false names and vulgarity.
The Puppy Wizard PRESUMED you were only trying
to incite your pubic on the horns of The Puppy Wizard.
> that you called me a fraud.
To be precise: "Seems "sperminator" is a FRAUD."
The Puppy Wizard accepted your posts under the
name of "The Sperminator" and "Tony GreaseBall
Italian" <[email protected] at face
value withHOWET double checking the posting
history, and was EMBARRASSED to discover that
those posts may have been in jest.
> Especially since I went out of my way to praise you
> by posting this thread.
INDEED. HOWEver, The Puppy Wizard cannot use
endorsements from folks who's credibility is questionable.
> Why is it bad that it took 60 days?
Because The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End
Dog Training Method gets 100% NEAR INSTANT SUCCESS
if the Method is followed precisely and if difficulties are
encHOWEntered, that the student ASK The Puppy Wizard
for additional FREE help.
> Especially since the dog is only 8 months old.
A dog is a dog. Should take a couple days to CURE
ALL BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS if the Method is followed.
> Most dog enthusiasts agree that it takes longer
> for a puppy to learn things than an adult dog.
INDEEDY! Most trainers and behaviorists advise
that behavior problems may take a LONG TIME
to rehabilitate. That's just not HOWE it is if we
use EFFECTIVE NON FORCE NON BRIBE
NON PHYSICAL scientific and psychological conditioning
techniques as taught in your FREE copy of The Puppy
Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual.
> maybe you do not agree to this.
Certainly NOT. There's NOTHING The Puppy Wizard
can approve of comin from traditional trainers and
behaviorists who advise "PATIENCE" and "HARD
WORK" are required to train ANY dog of behavior
problems. ALL behavior problems are CAUSED
BY MISHANDLING.
> Your system is excellent, but I am a new dog owner.
The Puppy Wizard can only accept your word at face
value, and believes your are PROBABLY LEGITIMATE,
despite your highly questionable posting history. Heel,
even perverts have dogs, and even perverts deserve the
VERY BEST handling and training advice, which is what
you've gotten from your FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual,
based on your sez so here abHOWETS. Keep up the
good work.
> You must admit, your training manual does not
> address the specific issue of mounting.
INDEEDY! That's on accHOWENT of all behaviors
are addressed the same same same same way.
HOWEver, that you can state The Puppy Wizard's FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual does NOT
address humping, sez to The Puppy Wizard that you have
INDEED, read the text. HOWEver, that you find the issue of
humpin to be any different than any other behavior, leads
The Puppy Wizard to QUESTION your credibility, as that
should be CLEAR to anyWON who's read the text.
> Perhaps you should add a few paragraphs on this.
Perhaps The Puppy Wizard should reiterate that all
behavior problems are the same same same same,
they're just wearin different clothes, or in the case of
humpin, perhaps NO clothes.... as the case may be.
> After a few days of using your manual, I did see a
> whole lotta results.
INDEEDY.
> But I needed time to work up to addressing my
> specific problem.
That could be. We often cannot address some behaviors
till the other related behaviors on which they're based, are
extinguished.
> Too bad you insulted me like that.
The Puppy Wizard wholeheartedly APOLOGIZES for
PRESUMING you were only taunting your pubic at the
expense of The Puppy Wizard.
HOWEver, it appears from your post of today that you are
indeed, an honest, credible student of The Puppy Wizard's
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual,
despite your propensity for inapupriate posting behavior.
> I feel that you should apologize to me,
The Puppy Wizard APOLOGIZES WON THOWESAND TIMES!
> but you probably will not.
Ahhh, The Puppy Wizard is only nearly human.
> Too bad.
Too bad The Puppy Wizard misconstrued your intent
based on your history of vulgarity and taunting of your pubic.
> I still feel that you are a credit to your field,
Thank you. HOWEver, The Puppy Wizard is not in
the same league as "traditional" trainers and behaviorists,
and is sworn to put them HOWETA THIS BUSINESS.
> though very emotional
INDEED. True enough. HURTING and KILLING HOWER
best animals is an emotional subject for WON and all.
> and paranoid.
INDEEDY! The Puppy Wizard has been lied abHOWET
and stalked by HOWER dog lovers who HURT and KILL
HOWER best dogs. Paranoia is a necessary fact of life,
or WON could end up, DEAD.
> Cheers,
Thank you for being a dedicated student.
> Arnold the Sperminator
Your Puppy Wizard. <} ; ~ ) >
From: Jerry Howe
Subject: Re: Jerry Howe
Date: 1999/04/22
"Jeff Cushner@K-9 Care" wrote:
> I glanced at the manual. (I saved it though for future
> reading) Most of what he says is on the money! Most people
> are stuck in the carrot and stick training and not thinking
> about what the dog is thinking and natural behavior, but
> would rely on teaching commands for everything.
>
> The device, it seems, is nothing more than a Pet Agree. in
> other words, just an ultrasonic device to get the dog's
> attention, which is fine as a surprise deterrent, IF USED
> PROPERLY. Those last words are very dear to me. It's not
> the device (although most people in this business tout the
> device to get your attention) but the concepts being applied
> supporting its use. With my clients, I use normal equipment
> (ie. leashes, cans w/pennies, keys, praise, praise, more
> praise, choke collars (again, used correctly, with no
> pulling or force) and using proper conditioning techniques
> to sensitize to correction SO I DON'T NEED TO CORRECT. The
> devices amount to only 5% of the total training! The other
> 95% is proper communication and using the concepts properly.
>
> I wish I had a gadget that I truly believed in, just to
> suck everyone in to be able to learn the intangibles. But I
> don't. I'll have to rely on good ol' results! :)
>
> Anyway, the basic approach is sound. (I could split hairs,
> of course :) and spend hours debating the fine points of
> training, but I won't! :) So, keep on doing what you're
> doing Jerry. If you are allowing dogs to make their own
> decisions (based on your expectations) and rewarding with
> praise, it's a win/win situation!
>
> Jeff Cushner
> Owner, K-9 Care
> www.k9care.com
Exactly, Jeff. Thanks for the support.
There is one thing that I need to address.
There is no relationship between the device and the training
method. They are in competition with each other.
The manual is for dog owners that want to train their dog.
It is a complete method. Read the manual, follow the directions,
and you probably never need to look elsewhere for dog training
advice.
Doggy Do Right is a scientifically designed and copywriten
automatic sound program, that rehabilitates all dogs behavior
problems. You just flip the switch and leave it alone. It'll
quiet the entire neighborhood or kennel. No more barking dogs.
You do not even need to own the dog. It cures hyperactivity,
separation anxiety, fear of thunder, excessive barking, any
compulsive or obsessive behaviors. All without doing or
learning anything, except to turn it on.
And, dogs and cats love it.
Why would I offer the manual knowing that it can cost
Doggy Do Right sales?
The manual was written because of the need I saw to bring
decent information about dog training to this group. It's not
edited or even nearly finished. With the state of the art of
dog training what it is in this group, I was compelled to
throw it together without all of the whistles and bells it
will get with the new edition. My apologies for spelling
errors, typos, and any other literary considerations I fell
short on.
Sincerely,
Jerry Howe,
Wits' End Dog Training
=============
HOWEDY Tony,
"GreaseBall Italian" <[email protected]> wrote
> in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> Dear Mr. Jerry Howe (The Puppy Wizard)
>
> I am the proud owner of a 3 year old American Pit Bull
>Terrier. I was convinced that I had to get rid of the dog
> until I read your training manual.
That's the name of the game ain't it, Gumba.
> Now the dog has been re-trained according to your
> methods.
INDEED.
The Puppy Wizard couldn't do it withHOWET
YOUR HEELP. The credit is all yours, not HIS.
> Thank you for helping me to save the life of my dog.
Thank you for being a dilligent student.
> Love,
LikeWIZE. But don't try for a kiss on the
cheek, that's got a bad connotation in
some circles... You may kiss The Puppy
Wizard's ruby ring, HOWEver.
> Tony Kibble
XXX/000.
Your Puppy Wizard. <} ; ~ ) >
=================
HOWEDY Tony,
"GreaseBall Italian" <[email protected]> wrote in
message news:[email protected]...
>
> I have a 3 year old American Pit Bull Terrier that was
> constantly pissing and marking my home.
You mean he was indiscriminately relieving hisself
all over your HOWES. HOWEsbreaking is INSTINCTIVE.
Dogs do not have HOWEsbreaking problems, they're
UNABLE to control themselves because of ANXIHOWSNESS.
> I tried all of the commercial training methods.
The Puppy Wizard MOCKS traditional trainers and
behaviorISTS, eh professor SCRUFF SHAKE?
> Nothing worked.
INDEEDY. That's on accHOWENT of traditional
methods are OPPOSITIONAL and CONfrontational
and DETRIMENTAL to health and emotional well
being and are CONtraWIZE to human decency,
morals, ethics, and priniciples, eh disciple cad?
> I hired a professional trainer.
The Puppy Wizard will be GLAD to offer EXXXPERT
WITNESS TESTIMONY if you'd like to get your hard
earned dough back.
> Nothing worked.
INDEEDY. The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits'
End Dog Training Method Manual Students REPORT
100% TOTAL NEAR INSTANT SUCCESS, maybe
even FASTER.
> I sought advice on Usenet.
From HOWER Gang Of Lying Dog Abusing Punk
Thug Cowards and CERTIFIED MENTAL CASES???
BEEEWWWAAAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAA!!!
> Nothing worked
INDEEDY. We've hear this story cHOWENTLESS TIMES.
HOWER DOG LOVERS call The Puppy Wizard's FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual Students
LIARS, PAID SHILLS, and FORGERIES by The Puppy
Wizard.
The Puppy Wizard has IDENTIFIED, EXXXPOSED and
DISCREDITED them cHOWENTLESS times, but like
street urchin Thugs, they HAVE NO SHAME and CONtinue
DESPITE KNOWING they've been EXXXPOSED and
CAUGHT IN THE ACT of LYING to DEFEND their alleged
RIGHT to HURT INTIMIDATE and KILL dogs as they see fit.
> until I found the free training manual of Jerry Howe in
> Florida, AKA The Puppy Wizard.
INDEEDY. If The Puppy Wizard FAILS to train a dog
HE'LL GET THE HEEL HOWETA THIS BUSINESS.
But The Puppy Wizard cannot do it withHOWET YOUR HELP.
You've got to follow the instructions PRECISELY and ASK
FOR HELP if you experience difficulty. There's NO dog
who cannot be trained to acceptable levels of discipline
if we follow the SCIENTIFICE and PSYCHOLOGICAL
techniques EXXXACTLY.
> Let me tell you all that my dog did a complete 180
> degree turn.
INDEEDY. As ALL The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW
Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual Students
REPORT RIGHT HERE... you know, the WONS HOWER
DOG LOVERS CALL LIARS.
That'd be YOU, Tony.... HOWE'S THAT FEEL?
The Puppy Wizard has been maligned and called
a LIAR for five solid years, Tony. The Puppy Wizard
has PLANS, Tony. The Puppy Wizard is abHOWET
to drop the hammer on the entire goddamned industry
all a WONCE.
> The dog has not pissed or shit in my home ever since!
As it should be is HOWE IT IS.
> I just wanted to pass this on as a public service!
Thank you, Tony.
The Puppy Wizard will be looking forward to a
lecture series on dog and child rearing come
the new year with HIS associate Dr. George
Von Hilshiemer.
The Puppy Wizard hopes to meet you and your
family at a location near you.
All the best.
The Puppy Wizard. <} ; ~ ) >
=============
> "The Puppy Wizard" <[email protected]>
> wrote in message news:<aDzfb.27836
> [email protected]>...
> > HOWEDY Disciple Paulie,
> >
> > "Paul B" <no spammers [email protected]> wrote
> > in message news:[email protected]...
> >
> > > 60 days?????
> >
> > BWEEEAAAAHHHAHAHAAAA!!!
> >
> > > I thought Jerry advertised near instant fixes with his
method.
> >
> > INDEED. Seems "sperminator" is a FRAUD.
> >
> > > Your've been had!!!!
> >
> > Naaa, WE been had.
> >
> > > an unimpressed Paul
> >
> > LikeWIZE.
> >
> > > --
> > > I've never forced my dogs to do anything, I tell them
> > > they are good dogs and they seem to follow me, once
> > > I told them they were bad dogs and they ran away from
> > > me, now I only ever tell them they are good dogs and
> > > they always are, always.
> >
> > The Puppy Wizard. <} ; ~ ) >
> >
> > > "The Sperminator" <[email protected]> wrote
> > > in message
> > > news:[email protected]...
>
> > > > My male Labrador Retreiver had a very bad habit of
> > > > trying to mount (fuck) my guests when they came in
> > > > my home. This was getting completely out of hand.
> > > > I dowloaded the free training of Orlando dog trainer
> > > > Jerry Howe (The Puppy Wizard) and I started to apply
> > > > Jerry's techniques. Within 60 days, the dog was cured!
>
> > > > Thanks, so much Jerry.
>
> > > > Michael, you videos have been helpful too. How is
> > > > Kwami?
>
> > > > -Arnold the Sperminator
The Sperminator wrote:
> My male Labrador Retreiver had a very bad habit of trying to mount
> (fuck) my guests when they came in my home. This was getting
> completely out of hand. I dowloaded the free training of Orlando dog
> trainer Jerry Howe (The Puppy Wizard) and I started to apply Jerry's
> techniques. Within 60 days, the dog was cured! Thanks, so much Jerry.
>
> Michael, you videos have been helpful too. How is Kwami?
Hello Sperminator,
My videos are guaranteed to cure all dog behavior problems within 12
minutes, so you must have been doing something wrong.
But I'm glad you are having success. If you run into any roadblocks, and
you need to kill your dog over minor, easily fixable training/handling
issues, because you are worried about your insurance rates, please see
Lynn K. for advice.
She is a world leading expert at making up reasons to kill good dogs.
HTH!!!
PS
Kwame Brown is still holdin' it down on the couch and doing quite well.
m ich ael
reporti ng liv e
do gt vdotcom
> -Arnold the Sperminator
HOWEDY George,
You're wrong. The male ejaculates intermittently the entire time
and rather enjoy and prefer it like that...
"George M. Kazaka" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> No they are actually done far less than 3 minutes.
> They just stay stuck and bewildered for 45 minutes
>
>
> "The Puppy Wizard" <[email protected]> wrote in
message
> news:[email protected]...
> > HOWEDY George,
> >
> > Perhaps you last three minutes. HOWEver with dogs, they tie
and
> > last maybe
> > forty five minutes...
> >
> > Pretty good, eh? Lucky thing they only do it for a few days
every
> > six months.
> >
> > The Puppy Wizard. <} ; ~ ) >
> >
> > "George M. Kazaka" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> > > Hell wouldn't a Girl dog accomplish the same thing in about
3
> > minutes
> > >
> > > "The Puppy Wizard" <[email protected]> wrote in
> > message
> > > news:[email protected]...
> > > > HOWEDY Disciple Paulie,
> > > >
> > > > "Paul B" <no spammers [email protected]> wrote in message
> > > > news:[email protected]...
> > > >
> > > > > 60 days?????
> > > >
> > > > BWEEEAAAAHHHAHAHAAAA!!!
> > > >
> > > > > I thought Jerry advertised near instant fixes with his
> > method.
> > > >
> > > > INDEED. Seems "sperminator" is a FRAUD.
> > > >
> > > > > Your've been had!!!!
> > > >
> > > > Naaa, WE been had.
> > > >
> > > > > an unimpressed Paul
> > > >
> > > > LikeWIZE.
> > > >
> > > > > --
> > > > > I've never forced my dogs to do anything, I tell them
they
> > are
> > > > good dogs and
> > > > > they seem to follow me, once I told them they were bad
dogs
> > and
> > > > they ran
> > > > > away from me, now I only ever tell them they are good
dogs
> > and
> > > > they always
> > > > > are, always.
> > > >
> > > > The Puppy Wizard. <} ; ~ ) >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > > "The Sperminator" <[email protected]> wrote in
> > message
> > > > > news:[email protected]...
> > > > > > My male Labrador Retreiver had a very bad habit of
trying
> > to
> > > > mount
> > > > > > (fuck) my guests when they came in my home. This was
> > getting
> > > > > > completely out of hand. I dowloaded the free training
of
> > > > Orlando dog
> > > > > > trainer Jerry Howe (The Puppy Wizard) and I started to
> > apply
> > > > Jerry's
> > > > > > techniques. Within 60 days, the dog was cured! Thanks,
so
> > much
> > > > Jerry.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Michael, you videos have been helpful too. How is
Kwami?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > -Arnold the Sperminator
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>
HOWEDY Disciple Paulie,
"Paul B" <no spammers [email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> 60 days?????
BWEEEAAAAHHHAHAHAAAA!!!
> I thought Jerry advertised near instant fixes with his method.
INDEED. Seems "sperminator" is a FRAUD.
> Your've been had!!!!
Naaa, WE been had.
> an unimpressed Paul
LikeWIZE.
> --
> I've never forced my dogs to do anything, I tell them they are
good dogs and
> they seem to follow me, once I told them they were bad dogs and
they ran
> away from me, now I only ever tell them they are good dogs and
they always
> are, always.
The Puppy Wizard. <} ; ~ ) >
> "The Sperminator" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > My male Labrador Retreiver had a very bad habit of trying to
mount
> > (fuck) my guests when they came in my home. This was getting
> > completely out of hand. I dowloaded the free training of
Orlando dog
> > trainer Jerry Howe (The Puppy Wizard) and I started to apply
Jerry's
> > techniques. Within 60 days, the dog was cured! Thanks, so much
Jerry.
> >
> > Michael, you videos have been helpful too. How is Kwami?
> >
> > -Arnold the Sperminator
>
>
Hell wouldn't a Girl dog accomplish the same thing in about 3 minutes
"The Puppy Wizard" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> HOWEDY Disciple Paulie,
>
> "Paul B" <no spammers [email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
> > 60 days?????
>
> BWEEEAAAAHHHAHAHAAAA!!!
>
> > I thought Jerry advertised near instant fixes with his method.
>
> INDEED. Seems "sperminator" is a FRAUD.
>
> > Your've been had!!!!
>
> Naaa, WE been had.
>
> > an unimpressed Paul
>
> LikeWIZE.
>
> > --
> > I've never forced my dogs to do anything, I tell them they are
> good dogs and
> > they seem to follow me, once I told them they were bad dogs and
> they ran
> > away from me, now I only ever tell them they are good dogs and
> they always
> > are, always.
>
> The Puppy Wizard. <} ; ~ ) >
>
>
> > "The Sperminator" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> > > My male Labrador Retreiver had a very bad habit of trying to
> mount
> > > (fuck) my guests when they came in my home. This was getting
> > > completely out of hand. I dowloaded the free training of
> Orlando dog
> > > trainer Jerry Howe (The Puppy Wizard) and I started to apply
> Jerry's
> > > techniques. Within 60 days, the dog was cured! Thanks, so much
> Jerry.
> > >
> > > Michael, you videos have been helpful too. How is Kwami?
> > >
> > > -Arnold the Sperminator
> >
> >
>
>
HOWED Ysharon too,
"Sharon too" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> > Thanks for your sincere apology, Jerry. You have once again
> > shown that you are a stand-up guy with honor and dignity.
But of curse.
Snip.
> Nobody here listens to him.
Well, that's on accHOWENT of they'd PREFER to HURT and KILL dogs.
> -Sharon
"Almira Happy1" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]..
.
> i can understand how you all feel about his posts...if i
> remember correctly...after i told him my name and that i
> post here..i said...your not going to be mean to me are
> you....he just laughed..he is so unlike some of his
> post....he told me he was available 24/7 if i ever needed
> his help..
>
> i mentioned about the things he says in his posts...he
> said he was tired of people calling him names and
> accusing him of lying about his referrals and his
> methods..and thats why he does it...he never once
> mentioned anything about the black box or trying to
> sell me anything..
>
>his manual is free for anyone to copy....
>
> iknow it must be hard for you to believe what i've said
> about him...but everything i said is true...
>
> all i can suggest is give his methods a try...what can it
> hurt...and if you don't believe me or think he's pulling a
> slick one....call him...i asked him if he had a few minutes
> to talk with me...he said he had all the time i needed...
>
> he's nothing at all like he appears to be sometimes in
> here..maybe your dog doesn't need help...but mine does
> have some issues that i think need addressing...and i
> honestly feel like i've gone to the right person for help....
>
>i'm sorry if i offended anyone in here with my post about
> him...i like all of you and you gave me the inspiration to
> keep this dog...and i just want to make sure he will be
> the best he can be...and i feel Jerry can help me with
> this....
>
> thanks for hearing me out and i hope
> you will still welcome me in this group...Almira
=====================
----- Original Message -----
From: George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D.
To: Andrew
Sent: Friday, September 05, 2003 11:08 AM
Subject: DOGGY DO RIGHT, wanna join the party?
Andrew, Jerry Howe is here as I type and we have decided to
create a human mellowing branch and to sell the marvel mystery
device. Here is my first draft. What do you think?
George
Friends and colleagues:
A couple of years ago I became interested in Doggy Do Right
(DDR) a sonic device which inhibits barking in your neighbors'
yappy dogs. I tested the instrument and became pleased at the
silence in our neighborhood.
I perused the manual for the DDR which has significant
guidance for loving your own dog so that the wee beast no
longer leaps up on you, howls, whines, tears up your shoes,
escapes, digs holes, spins around, throws up in the car, eats
paper, self-mutilates, fears thunder, suffers when you go to
the store and don't take him, and all the other ills and
behavior problems to which the domesticated dog is prone.
Jerry Howe, the inventor of the DDR, understands doggy
behavior so well he might well have been a student of Sam
Corson (Pavlov's last student who fixed hyperactive dogs, and
started our profession, as well as the profession of "Pet
Facilitated Therapy").
It occured to me that we might put ourselves out of work. If
a sonic device can mellow hyperactive dogs, why wouldn't it do
so for hyperactive kids and neurotic adults?
So, I am inviting a few friends and colleagues to join me in
forming a company, which will lease BABY BE GOOD; HAPPY
BOY; SWEET LITTLE GIRL; MAMA BE MELLOW; PAPA BE
STRONG - these are just first pass names for the device in its
several adjustments. Jerry Howe, genius inventor says you
have to refine the adjustment for .
More than a thousand owners agree that DOGGY DO RIGHT
happifies the dogs next door so they don't bark. DOGGY DO
RIGHT also happifies the dog in your home so that she doesn't
do all the unwanted, unpleasant things that dogs often do.
AND!!! DOGGY DO RIGHT happifies the humans in your
house so that they are more mellow, happy, quiet and not
so dratted obsessive and angry.
Problem here. Is this therapy? If so the poor little silently
singing device needs $4,000,000 to do an FDA study.
THANK GOD! IT ISN'T THERAPY!
It is the same effect that Baroque music has on emotion, learning,
behavior and memory. Baroque music mellows and enhances and
so does DOGGY DO RIGHT.
Of course, these wonderful results have to be proved, by
acceptable means.
=======================
Jerry, don't think I sent this to you. A remarkable success
for DDR - I keep wanting to call it, Doggie Be Good, DBG.
Maybe we ought to try it as an alternate name! Set up your
own competition.
Fondly, George
----- Original Message -----
From: Andy
To: George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D.
Cc:
Sent: Monday, May 05, 2003 5:19 PM
Subject: Re: Doggie Do Right;
I have to agree with George. I found out about this and asked
George to look into it. Got good results, so I bought one. I
have 6 LOUD dogs outside my back window, chained up all the
time, less than 50 feet behind the house. They used to keep me
up nights until I bought the DDR machine. Now, quiet.
Yes, they bark when someone gets too close at odd hours, but
then they stop. Used to be they would bark for hours. (Their
owner must wonder what happened, I called the cops a couple of
times, but didn't want to drag him into court.)
Andy
At 05:06 PM 5/5/2003 -0400, George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D.
wrote:
Doggie Do Right; Kitty Will; A Rooster did and a Cockatoo or
two did too.
The inventor is visiting with me. I am severely impressed.
So, I wanna know, do you wish to explore with me the marketing
of this device.
Greg tried the machine out; Andy has one; I can't recall if I
told John about it or not. You'd love the guy, he looks like
Johnie Appleseed before his hair went white, long black
beard, but no bs.
Not defensive at all when I asked the hard questions; a bit of
an idealist when it came to making money, but he's sold a
thousand of the damned things, and has some very solid
references.
I ran his EEG when the instrument was broadcasting and
damn it changed the brainwaves. Hot rats.
I think we could do good, and do well, too.
The point of it is that my evidence is that it will calm down
kids, stop seizures, and mellow out their parents. We have to
prove this, but he already has a psychiatrist with excellent
comments; and me; and sampling his sales will build a lovely
package. 1000 sold already.
I made another trial with new dogs just up the street and the
damned things shut up. The dogs next door have remained
silent since I first tried it a year ago.
What ya think? George
=============================
A non dog owner, Dr. Von, a child psychogist and
biofeedback training specialist, tested my machine
at the request of one of his friends who wanted his
opinion as to the efficacy of my machine. He loves
the concept, as it mirrors his approach to educating
difficult children:
----- Original Message -----
From: George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D.
Sent: Tuesday, May 07, 2002 3:21 PM
Subject: [GVS]doggydoright
I just had a nice talk with the man who invented
the "doggydoright" device.
If you know someone working at a shelter etc
who wants to quieten the dogs in the neighborhood
then this is an ideal present for them - and he will
sell it at a discount. He sounds like someone we
all know who has no sense at all about money.
Nice, nice man.
"doggydoright" may be obtained from
[email protected]
I now have four locations at which the thing has worked,
so I recommend it.
Yap yap yap no more! I have zero financial interest in this.
George
============
The Puppy Wizard's
Doggy Do Right (And Kitty Will And A Rooster Did
And A Cockatoo Or Two Did Too)
- The Little Black Box That Cures Animal's Annoying Habits -
Here are a few publicly posted, verifiable, unsolicited
testimonials:
From: Chris Williams ([email protected])
Subject: Re: Thank you Jerry Howe
Date: 2002-03-26 08:16:19 PST
Engrossing account, Anthony. Our best to Angel
and your family.
A friend, who socializes the kittens I've taken
from a feral cat colony, is using the DDR.
She reports far fewer panic problems than
she's had before.
============================
Chris Williams writes:
"The FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual
I do find valuable. Much of it I recognize as what
I've always done without thinking of it as "training".
New stuff, I've used. His anchoring technique erased
the last of Mac's fireworks trauma,"
====================
Jerry says:
HOWE'S the baby's seizures?
parentadlitem says:
better
Jerry says:
got any idea how much better?
parentadlitem says:
not really
parentadlitem says:
she doesn't do em here that i see
Jerry says:
amazing
Jerry says:
when's the last time she seized with you?
parentadlitem says:
weeks ago?
Jerry says:
but before the machine it was daily?
parentadlitem says:
every minute!
Jerry says:
does her mom use it at her HOWES?
parentadlitem says:
yup
parentadlitem says:
i yelled at her about it
Jerry says:
ask her when's the last time she saw a seizure for me
parentadlitem says:
k . she's sleepin now, ill talk to her tonight, she's comin
over
Jerry says:
yeah... that's pretty good stuff
parentadlitem says:
yup
parentadlitem says:
i love mine
parentadlitem says:
no barkin the neighborhood at all anymore
parentadlitem says:
ever
Jerry says:
right
parentadlitem says:
once in a blue moon some distant dog will bark
parentadlitem says:
but all the neighbors dogs are quiet
Jerry says:
when you hear that distant dog throw the machine on
parentadlitem says:
we do
parentadlitem says:
it's really rare though
=================
> Nevyn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
> Hi There Jerry
>
> Its Nevyn. Sorry Ive not been posting, but I've been
> working weekend work at the tracks with the greyhounds
> (thanks to you!).
>
> Well my dogs are the envy of all on my street. I can
> have them out in the yard with me, take them walking
> without a leash, they will do any command with no
> hesitation. And they don't bark anymore! Thanks to
> your machine!
>
> Oh yeah, I loaned your machine to several friends
> and family -- Here are some reports:
>
> "I would say my dogs are well trained, but they suffer
> severe anxiety when no body is home. This machine
> quietened them almost instantly - still they barked,
> in the beginning, but just one or two barks. Then
> slowly they just stopped... beginning to bark, then
> instantly stopping.
>
> It took only 2 weeks, and we did nothing.
>
> Truly amazing;
>
> I have recommomeded it to my family, and perhaps
> they will buy one. Its a shame you don't sell them publicly".
> -- Kylie, 30, on dogs Lili (11 yr mutt bitch) and Sheeba (4 yr
> Rotty X)
>
>
> "My two dogs barked insanely when someone would
> go past. With this little machine they quietened right
> down, and even became partly obedient, and we did
> nothing!
>
>
> Great stuff.
>
> We ran it only on the lowest setting, too!"
> - Ed, 65, on his two male Dobermans, 5 yrs old.
>
> Well I have some more, and am collecting more,
> but I only have one machine so its a slow process.
> Once again I say thankyou Jerry! My family was
> on the verge of giving them up! :(
>
> But no longer :)
>
> =====================
>
> From: aimee ([email protected])
> Subject: doggie do right
> Date: 2002-08-01 06:57:15 PST
>
> doggie do right rocks!!
>
> We were sent one of these fantastic machines 5 months
> ago to see if it would help with our rambunctious mutts.
> The doggy do right has done more than just work...it
> has worked miracles!
>
> Our pair of noisier than freight-train doggies were barking
> so loud at our neighbours and passers by that we were just
> about ready to find them new homes. But within just two
> months of using the Doggy Do Right they were nice and
> quiet and stopped barking at the neighbours.
>
> They did relapse a little when their owner went away,
> but we started the program again and within days
> they were both quiet and obedient once more.
>
> Our doggies have now not barked unnecessarily
> for over 2 months.
>
> Thanks Jerry! You have made my dreams come true!
>
> Aimee.
Subj: Fear of Thunder
Date: 6/29/02 6:07:13 PM Eastern Daylight Time
From: Jraltman
To: Witsenddog
Dear Jerry,
I hope you'll be able to post this message so more people who
are at their wit's end will be able to help their dogs.
To review:
Our puppy was uncomfortable during thunder storms.
At the beginning of the problem, she paced restlessly
from room to room. She couldn't settle and sleep.
From there the problem grew. She would run to the
far southeast corner of the house (which makes
sense because most storms here come from the
northwest) and she'd cower in the corner of the
couch and shake.
1st attempt to help her:
I'd pick her up, brush and massage her (call me a nut -
I've sung to her when I've done her daily brushing since
she was tiny so of course I sang too) and when she
relaxed, I'd put her in her crate. She then slept and I
thought the problem was solved.
Traumatic event:
We were out in the park playing with one of her doggy
friends when it began to rain. On the way home, there
was the loudest, longest, thunder clap I've ever heard.
From that day on, the problem got worse and worse.
I couldn't calm her with singing and massage. The
fear spread. She wouldn't go out if it was raining.
No thunder, just gently summer rain, and she
wouldn't go out.
The solution:
I surfed the net and came across a free manual Wit's
End Dog Training Method and a product called Doggy
Do Right that seemed better than anything else I came
across.
A phone call to Jerry Howe, author of the manual and
Director of Research, Biosound Scientific, convince
me to try both the manual and the product.
Problem solved:
I followed Jerry's suggestions (more phone calls - he
is most generous with his time and advice).
The first two thunder storms my puppy was restless but
not running around in a blind panic. The third storm, she
barked her deep, stranger danger bark after each clap of
thunder. The fourth storm, she seemed uneasy at first.
Soon she was asleep at my feet and she napped through
the rest of the storm. A miracle. I am endlessly grateful to
Jerry for his manual and his machine.
A word about Doggy Do Right. It is odd to buy a machine
that emits a sound I cannot hear. I took the chance because
Jerry offered a full refund including shipping.
Though I heard nothing, my puppy clearly did. When I first
turned on the machine, she got the cutest, most quizzical
look on her face. She looked at me as if to say: "What's
that? I never heard that before." She looks at the machine
when it is on.
She rests on the floor beneath it.
It is obvious from her behavior that she is aware of its
cycles.
Amazing.
Thank you Jerry.
=============
"misty" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]
ebtv .net...
> Jerry sent me the DDR when I mentioned my cockatoo
> was stressed out by my then just learning to walk
> baby.
> Buddy was screaming day and night..lunging at Joey
> whenever he crawled up to Buddy's cage and nipping
> the baby ( if Buddy wanted to his beak is powerful
> enough to sever an adult's finger in one snap!) At
> first we noticed nothing... after a few days
> ..nothing..nothing except quiet :-)
> That's not to say Buddy never screams.. heh.. he'a a
> 'Too.. but the late night scream-a-thons ended.
> He also tolerates Joey playing in his water dish
> <sigh> just what I want...2 splashers! Buddy loves
> to bathe in his water until there's more water on
> the floor and walls than in his dish :-)
> Twice now Buddy has had marathon scream-a-thons...
> for a few days each time. It takes that long for me
> to realize the DDR is unplugged :-O
> Once cos DH did some maintenance and forgot to plug
> it back in ( of course he remembered to plug the
> washing machine back in ;-P)
> The second time I had unplugged it while
> sweeping...and forgot to plug it back in...
> We sure enjoy him being such a good bird! He's been
> so loving to everyone... my older 2 boys love being
> able to give him scritches again.
> ~misty
> (No, Jerry, you can't have the DDR back just yet! :-)
===================
Elaine McClung, President of Pet Rescue, Animal Commissioner
Brevard Co FL, writes: Sep 9, 2000
"I ordered from Jerry a long time ago.. He was helpful
and the order was filled promptly. Yes, Doggie Do Right
does indeed exist.
I "had" a very aggressive female Pit.. She was showing
aggression not only towards Dok, Rhodesian Ridgeback,
but our cats and even us.
She now plays with Dok, even to the point of allowing him
to take a toy or bone from her. She no longer shows any
aggression towards us. She is showing some aggression
towards the cats but that is down to a warning growl.
It is not just my opinion that all this aggression
existed before Doggie Do Right as we were advised by
three vets to euthanize her.
I do very much believe that DDR will help JR as I know it
has helped my dogs and cats. I do think your product is a
valuable tool in helping with aggression and other
behavior problems.
I am in Feral CatNetwork (we spay and neuter
approximately 100 feral cats a month), I am also a member
of a local AKC dog obedience club, member of a local AKC
agility club, president of Pet Rescue, board member of
the Alliance for Care and Welfare of Animals (on the
board are: county commissioner, vet. rep., rep. from AKC
dog club, CFA cat club, assistant County manager, head of
animal control, director of two different shelters, etc.)
and Space Coast Feline Network
http://www.spacecoastfelinenetwork.com
Thanks, Elaine,
===================
Hi Jerry,
I wrote to you a week or so ago about the unit. I have
since borrowed one from Elaine Mc Clung. She speaks very
highly of it.
So, I brought it home and plugged it in. Of course, I
wanted it to come on, all the barking stop, and have
every one immediately fall to the floor in little comas
for a few hours. Well, after I got all 27 of them to be
quiet, still no comas. But, it had only been 36 seconds
at that point. So, I gave it a little longer. Still no
comas. Was this really going to work? I mean, I do have
an unusual situation.
So, by bedtime, a few hours later. I started to notice
just how many were asleep already - with their feet in
the air! I started to have hope. During the night, all
was calm. In the morning when I got up, only a few of
them WALKED quietly to the door to go out. Not the usual
evacuation.
I had the unit from Sunday afternoon until Tuesday
Morning. I was certainly pleased with the night effect. I
wasn't so sure about the amount of the day time effect.
Until I took it back. Within half an hour, the monsters
had resurfaced. I wondered if I could break into Elaine's
house and if she would notice :)
I know another person who does dog rescue. She rescues
Beagles. She has 23 in an 1100 square foot house. God
bless her. She is interested to see if it will work for
her. I also spoke to someone else who does cat rescue,
and she is interested. The cat rescue people have monthly
meetings. Maybe Elaine could give a word or two about it.
So, if there are any words of advice you can send my way
about the best way to use it in my case, I would
appreciate it. I of course wanted to keep it on the
highest setting, but don't know if that is advised, even
with my situation of so many new ones coming and (too
few) going.
Also, how I and others can go about getting one, etc. I
think the vets should have the info in their offices. It
must help dogs with separation anxiety. My vet practices
homeopathic as well as traditional medicine, so I
would think it would be right up her alley.
Thank you.
Desiree M Webber
A New Leash On Life
================
From: "Regina Guerrero" <>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Friday, December 14, 2001 11:42 AM
Subject: Thank You!
> I just wanted to take a bit of time
> to tell you how much I appreciate your product and
> your training methods as well.
> When my little Chihuahua first arrived
> I was overwhelmed with her anxiety and
> her ability to just Bark endlessly.
> I received your product and at first I thought
> I was using it wrong, because my puppy just seemed to
> ignore it.
> But after a week or two, she began to calm down
> considerably as well as act more friendly towards
> people on the street.
> I can't believe the difference I see in my little
> puppy. Your product is a life saver!
> Thanks again for everything.
> Sincerely,
> Regina Guerrero
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"misty" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Jerry has taken the time to help me out off the NG. I have
> a very loud cockatoo who has been having problems adjusting
> to my 8 month old son.
>
> Joey is learning to walk. He likes to use Buddy's cage as a
> hold on for dear life object.
>
> Buddy wasn't exposed to toddlers prior to Joey.. my older
> two boys went through this stage in a different house where
> Buddy had his own room and the boys had only visits, not
> daily contact 24/7.
>
> Buddy has always been spooked by "tiny" humans. Joey has
> been driving him nuts! He showed his disapproval by
> non-stop screaming. A cockatoo scream can be heard a block
> away with all the widows shut <g> being in the house it
> makes your ears pop and your nerves crawl.
>
> Jerry sent me Free his DDR. He sent instructions on how to
> use it. He answered my questions quite politely.
>
> I have been using the DDR in my kitchen ( where Buddy is
> located~ teensy 4 room house) for 3 weeks.
>
> At first I noticed no difference in Buddy's behavior. Then
> I realized after a week that he no longer screamed for
> hours on end. This isn't to say he stopped completely <bg>
> he still demands his share of all meals. But he doesn't
> start screaming at 10 pm when he wants _everyone_ to go to
> bed. Last week he had a day where he screamed all day. My
> nerves were frazzled. I went to turn the DDR up a notch per
> Jerry's instructions. I discovered the DDR was shut off! I
> turned it back on and left it on the lowest setting. Buddy
> calmed back down and quit screaming.
>
> In the time that I've had the DDR on I've had a lot of c*ts
> come to my house. One I adopted and he's quite the sweetie.
> He's a yellow tiger named Gatomon ( means c*t monster) who
> is very friendly with my kids and Zelda.
>
> I may not like how Jerry treats other posters but I do like
> the methods he shares. Being on a limited budget I like
> things that are free. I also like the fact that I can
> e-mail him and get advice whenever I need it.
>
> Even my DH who is a technical minded kind of guy thinks the
> DDR is working. ( He went to Devry and has a degree in
> electronics, knows alot about radios and anything
> mechanical... he's a jack of all trades around the house
> <g>). He does NDT for a living.
>
> We don't expect to need the DDR forever.. As soon as Joey
> is walking, Buddy will realize that he's not a strange
> animal.. some kind of furless dog or c*t <bg>.
==============================
"Linda" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "Rosa Palmén" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:<[email protected]>...
> Rosa, I got the doggy do right machine from Jerry
> in Jan and my dog relaxed in the first week. He
> does not have SA but he scratched himself raw
> until I got the machine. He also was a frantic
> chewer on his sticks until I got the machine.
>
> In less than a month he really relaxed. Now when
> the machine in on he just lays down and goes to sleep.
>
> If there is something outside that upsets him like a
> cat in the yard I just turn it on and he can cope.
>
> You will see all sorts of comments about the machine
> being as loud as a freight train etc but it is small and
> can not be heard by humans. I know he can hear it
> and that it relaxes him because I can see him relax
> when he hears it.
>
> I used the machine outside on the patio to quiet to
> dogs behind us that barked a hundred times a day.
> In two weeks they reduced the barking by 80%--
> When they barked after the machine was on Sunshine
> ran to the patio as they were alarm barking not just
> barking to pass the time.
>
> I asked the owners if they had noticed the dogs barking
> less and they said yes they had guessed the dogs were
> just growing up.
>
> Sunshine loved daycare but he was kicked out when he
> got aggressive but now than he has been trained with
> Jerry's Wits End Method and the machine I think I will
> let him go back to daycare.
>
> I am disabled so I can not run and play with him and
> I know he needs to play with other dogs.
>
> Go to www.doggydoright.com and read about the
> machine and get a free copy of Wits End Training
> Manual--since the info is free you won't lose anything
> and you can really help your dog.
>
> Linda and Sunshine
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"Anthony Testa" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I moved to Jacksonville, Florida about a year
> ago with my lovely wife linda. 3 times a week
> for 7 months I visited the Dog shelter and
> Humane Society looking for a German Shepherd.
> There were several times they had a dog there,
> but I was looking for a bitch. The reason for this
> is, all my life I have always had a female German
> shepherd. Therefore, I wanted another one. Finally
> about 6 weeks ago, I found her. "Angel" looked
> just like my previous dog of 12 years. I called my
> wife, she came down and fell in love with her immediately.
> We filled out the paper work and left the Humane
> Society with her.
>
> We drove directly to Pet Smart to buy all the essentials.
> We bought the biggest crate available. Let it be known I
> have never used a crate with any of my previous dogs.
> The biggest difference is my other dogs I had from puppy
> age. Angel just turned 2, 3 days before adoption.
>
> Angel appeared to be happy the trip home. Her ears
> were down all the time and her tail was so far between
> her legs that it looked like she had 3 ears. (humor)
> None the less, we knew we had a dog that was insecure.
> The first night we let Angel sleep in the living room.
>
> However, we had to go to work the next day. We pet
> her, kissed her and put her in the crate in the middle
> of the living room. During the day, my sons came
> home to walk her, give her a little loving and play with
> her. Then put her back in the crate and go to work.
> When we got home the first day, everything in the
> crate was ripped to shreds.
>
> The neighbors approached us and said that the dogs
> barked constantly for 3 hours then barked continuously
> after my sons left again. We thought it was because
> everything was new. We were wrong. The dig did
> this every day for 4 days.
>
> The 4th day was our first scheduled visit with the
> vet. The vet told us he can see that the dog is
> suffering from abuse and separation anxiety. So,
> the vet puts the dog on clomicalm. (not sure of the
> spelling).
>
> Well, for two days the dog walked around like Jerry
> Garcia on a Friday night after a concert, stoned!
> However, we were home with her the entire weekend.
>
> We crated her for work and came home to a barking
> dog, ripped bedding in the crate, upset neighbors
> and the plastic bottom of the crate completely torn
> to bits. It was obvious that crating was not a good thing.
>
> The next day we decided to leave her out of the crate
> to see what would happen. What a major mistake.
> We came home to almost $1,000 in damage.
> Furniture, the blinds were all chewed and torn down, etc.
>
> The next day we put her in the crate again. This
> time we came home to a nice 2' x 3' hole in our
> carpet in the middle of the living room, right down
> to the cement. I told my wife that we cannot afford
> to keep this dog. We should go out and get a puppy.
>
> She was upset and said there must be something
> we can do. I told her this. " I will go on the internet
> and see what is available". I was desperate and
> wanted to see if there was someone who could help.
>
> We read the information about the DDR and emailed
> Jerry. Jerry was kind enough to give us his phone
> number to discuss Angel in more detail.
>
> First, at no cost he sent us his manual. We started
> doing exactly what he said to do in the manual.
> Exactly as we did was was written, the results were
> exactly as he said it would be. Then we purchased
> the DDR.
>
> This is an amazing god send to us. First of all,
> Jerry sent it to us without paying. (thanks for that
> gesture) This has such and AMAZING effect. This testimonial
> is kind of winded so I will say this......Jerry's product
> literally saved this dogs life.
>
> Angel can be left alone during the day. NO CRATE. The
> dog shows absolutely no sign of anxiety at all. Jerry told
> us the product works immediately and it did! She does
> not bark at all during the day except when the mailman
> drops mail into the slot on the door. The manual for
> training works exactly as it says!
>
> We told our vet about this and he said that there are
> all kind of gimmicks. I told my vet that as a person who
> holds a degree of higher education, there just are some
> things they don't have in the text books and he should
> be receptive to that. We are proof. Angel was one
> day from going back to the humane society.
>
> Listen to this...My wife wrote one of the so called know
> it all of pets. His response to the exact letter we
> initially wrote to Jerry..."Get rid of the dog, bring her
> back" I'll save this person embarrassment by not saying the
> name. However, you know who you are and I have this to say
> to you. Go pump gas or bus tables because you
> sir, do not belong working with animals!
>
> Jerry, after reading some of the threads in the news
> group, I can't for the life of me understand why this
> many people are so dang blind or ignorant.
>
> You just keep plugging away at what you do, because
> you my friend are a life saver!!!
>
> Anytime you need someone to speak about the results
> of your product, you have my number. We would gladly
> talk to them.
>
> Thank you very much for all your help. God bless you...
> Anthony & Linda Testa
>
> Jacksonville, Florida
=====================
A non dog owner writes:
Dear Jerry-
I just wanted to let you know how wonderful your Doggy Do
Right product is. I was skeptical at first, but have been
tremendously pleased.
As you know, we had a neighbor's dog that was extremely
bothersome, at times barking loudly for 3 hours straight.
Within a few days, the barking decreased, and now it is
just the occasional bark. this dog lives approximately
500 feet away, and even at that distance, the machine has
done wonders.
You were always available and patient to answer my
questions, and now I can be in my own home without going
nuts from the barking. As an added pleasure, all the
other minor barking nuisances in the neighborhood have
stopped as well.
Quiet is wonderful! Thank you.
Pam Graves
===========================
"I know that most men, including those at ease with
problems of the greatest complexity, can seldom accept
even the simplest and most obvious truth if it would
oblige them to admit the falsity of conclusions which they
have delighted in explaining to colleagues, proudly
taught to others, and which they have woven, thread by
thread, into the fabric of their lives."
-Leo Tolstoy-
Is it any wonder that the following sig file has generated
more complaints to my personal email than any other
controversial post I have made to date, bar none?:
CAVEAT
If you have to do things to your dog to train him that you
would rather not have to do, then you shouldn't be doing
them. If you have a dog trainer who tells you to jerk your
dog around, choke him, pinch his ears, or twist his toes,
shock, shake, slap, scold, hit, chin cuff, scruff shake or
punish your dog in any manner, that corrections
are appropriate, that the dog won't think of you as the
punisher, or that corrections are not harmful, or if they
can't train your dog to do what you want, look for a
trainer that knows HOWE.
Thank you,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
BIOSOUND Scientific
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092
Phone: 1-888-BIOSOUND (1-888-246-7686)
Phone: 1-888-WITSEND (1-888-948-7363)
http://www.doggydoright.com
Nature, to be mastered, must be obeyed.
-Francis Bacon-
There are terrible people who, instead of solving a
problem, bungle it and make it more difficult for all who
come after. Who ever can't hit the nail on the head
should, please, not hit at all.
-Nietzsche-
The abilities to think, rationalize and solve problems are
learned qualities.
The Wits' End Dog Training Method challenges the learning
centers in the dogs brain. These centers, once challenged,
develop and continue to grow to make him smarter.
The Wits' End Dog Training method capitalizes on
praising split seconds of canine thought, strategy, and
timing, not mindless hours of forced repetition, constant
corrections, and scolding.
-Jerry Howe-
The Puppy Wizard. <}TPW ; ~ ) >
ANY QUESTIONS, DUMMIES?
,-._,-,
V)"(V
(_o_) Have a great day!
/ V)
(l l l) Your Puppy Wizzzard. <}YPW ; ~ } >
oo-oo
"Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem
Quite Harsh And Cause You To Cringe. This Is A
Normal Reaction The First Few Times It Happens,
But You'll Get Over It."mike duforth, author:
"Courteous Canine."
You think HURTIN dogs and CRINGING
is COURTEOUS?
"I have heard advice stating that you should pre-load
your dog for Bitter Apple for it to work as efficiently
as possible. What does this mean?"
Means the author is a dog abuser of the worst magnitude.
"When you bring home the Bitter Apple for the first time, spray
one squirt
directly into the dog's mouth and walk away. The dog won't be too
thrilled
with this but just ignore him and continue your normal behavior."
You think HURTING your dog is NORMAL BEHAVIOR?
--Mike Dufort
author of the zero selling book
"Courteous Canines"
You think HOWER pal mikey is playin with a full deck?
Yeah. When I preload my dog's mouth with bitter apple,
suppose I don't get used to being stupid and cruel, mikey?
Then HOWE do I train my dog if I can't HURT it?
"I Dropped The Leash, Threw My Right Arm Over The Lab's Shoulder,
Grabbed
Her Opposite Foot With My Left Hand, Rolled Her On Her Side,
Leaned On Her,
Smartly Growled Into Her Throat And Said "GRRRR!" And Neatly
Nipped Her
Ear," sionnach.
Oh, THANKS, sinofabitch...
"Mike D" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "m_ i c h e-ae l " <"m_ i c h e-ae l "@doggtvdottcom> wrote in
message news:<[email protected]>...
> > The Sperminator wrote:
> >
> > > My male Labrador Retreiver had a very bad habit of trying to
mount
> > > (fuck) my guests when they came in my home. This was getting
> > > completely out of hand. I dowloaded the free training of
Orlando dog
> > > trainer Jerry Howe (The Puppy Wizard) and I started to apply
Jerry's
> > > techniques. Within 60 days, the dog was cured! Thanks, so
much Jerry.
> > >
> > > Michael, you videos have been helpful too. How is Kwami?
> >
> >
> > Hello Sperminator,
> >
> > My videos are guaranteed to cure all dog behavior problems
within 12
> > minutes, so you must have been doing something wrong.
>
> The only thing your videos guarantee is to bore people. They
show
> nothing, except how to be an idiot and have dogs running around
a busy
> street. EVEN IF you can train your dogs to work around traffic,
it's
> utterly ridiculous to try to tell people that is a wise thing to
do.
>
> Of course we all know the only reason you have that video is NOT
to
> teach anything, but to stroke your ego yet again since you need
the
> attention.
HOWEDY George,
Perhaps you last three minutes. HOWEver with dogs, they tie and
last maybe
forty five minutes...
Pretty good, eh? Lucky thing they only do it for a few days every
six months.
The Puppy Wizard. <} ; ~ ) >
"George M. Kazaka" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Hell wouldn't a Girl dog accomplish the same thing in about 3
minutes
>
> "The Puppy Wizard" <[email protected]> wrote in
message
> news:[email protected]...
> > HOWEDY Disciple Paulie,
> >
> > "Paul B" <no spammers [email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> >
> > > 60 days?????
> >
> > BWEEEAAAAHHHAHAHAAAA!!!
> >
> > > I thought Jerry advertised near instant fixes with his
method.
> >
> > INDEED. Seems "sperminator" is a FRAUD.
> >
> > > Your've been had!!!!
> >
> > Naaa, WE been had.
> >
> > > an unimpressed Paul
> >
> > LikeWIZE.
> >
> > > --
> > > I've never forced my dogs to do anything, I tell them they
are
> > good dogs and
> > > they seem to follow me, once I told them they were bad dogs
and
> > they ran
> > > away from me, now I only ever tell them they are good dogs
and
> > they always
> > > are, always.
> >
> > The Puppy Wizard. <} ; ~ ) >
> >
> >
> > > "The Sperminator" <[email protected]> wrote in
message
> > > news:[email protected]...
> > > > My male Labrador Retreiver had a very bad habit of trying
to
> > mount
> > > > (fuck) my guests when they came in my home. This was
getting
> > > > completely out of hand. I dowloaded the free training of
> > Orlando dog
> > > > trainer Jerry Howe (The Puppy Wizard) and I started to
apply
> > Jerry's
> > > > techniques. Within 60 days, the dog was cured! Thanks, so
much
> > Jerry.
> > > >
> > > > Michael, you videos have been helpful too. How is Kwami?
> > > >
> > > > -Arnold the Sperminator
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>
> Thanks for your sincere apology, Jerry. You have once again shown that
> you are a stand-up guy with honor and dignity. Remember, some students
> are better than others. Most good students will probably achieve fast
> results from your system, but I am a slower learner than others due to
> my case of ADHD.
Your ADHD doesn't make you a slow learner. It has more to do with how your
process that information you take in and your ability to express it. People
with ADHD are not any more cognitively disadvantage than people without it.
Proper Psychological testing proves that ADHD does not equal lower
intelligence. However the condition does allow for inability to make
informed decisions. The Puppy Wizard has called you horrible names and made
accusations against your character. He is known for being unstable AND
giving out bad advice and he will call anyone who does not stroke his ego a
"puppy killer".
ADHD makes you a follower not a leader. Don't follow this turd. Use the
reliable resources on the net and in your life for advice. Nobody here
listens to him.
-Sharon