I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said,
"Good legs." The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so."
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
When you are over sixty-five who gives a shit?
--
-Mike-
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>>> I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
>>> I said, "Good legs." The girl giggled and said, "Do you really
>>> think so."
>>> I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
>>> When you are over sixty-five who gives a shit?
>>>Mike Marlow
>> ----------------------------------------------------
>> Cabin fever came a little early I see.
>> Lew
>> ----------------------------------------------------
>If that is a report of a true event I surprised he is conscious and able
>to post it to the newsgroup. Keith Nuttle
What Keith said x2.
On 1/12/2015 2:05 PM, Mike Marlow wrote:
> I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said,
> "Good legs." The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so."
>
> I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
> When you are over sixty-five who gives a shit?
>
>
Old too soon and smart too late. Imagine where we would be today if we
had a brain that could think that way when we were twenty years old.
LdB
"Mike Marlow" wrote:
>I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
>I said, "Good legs." The girl giggled and said, "Do you really
>think so."
>
> I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
> When you are over sixty-five who gives a shit?
----------------------------------------------------
Cabin fever came a little early I see.
Lew
Casper <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
>>>> I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a
>>>> table. I said, "Good legs." The girl giggled and said, "Do you
>>>> really think so."
>>>> I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
>>>> When you are over sixty-five who gives a shit?
>>>>Mike Marlow
>>> ----------------------------------------------------
>>> Cabin fever came a little early I see.
>>> Lew
>>> ----------------------------------------------------
>>If that is a report of a true event I surprised he is conscious and
>>able to post it to the newsgroup. Keith Nuttle
>
> What Keith said x2.
>
It is an old joke... I read it here first many years ago. Maybe the OP
finally recovered and was able to tell the story again. :-)
Puckdropper
--
Make it to fit, don't make it fit.
On 1/12/2015 3:26 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:
> "Mike Marlow" wrote:
>
>> I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
>> I said, "Good legs." The girl giggled and said, "Do you really
>> think so."
>>
>> I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
>> When you are over sixty-five who gives a shit?
> ----------------------------------------------------
> Cabin fever came a little early I see.
>
> Lew
>
>
If that is a report of a true event I surprised he is conscious and able
to post it to the newsgroup
LdB wrote:
> On 1/12/2015 2:05 PM, Mike Marlow wrote:
>> I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
>> I said,
>> "Good legs." The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so."
>>
>> I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
>> When you are over sixty-five who gives a shit?
>>
>>
>
> Old too soon and smart too late. Imagine where we would be today if we
> had a brain that could think that way when we were twenty years old.
You might be sitting there with an IPhone stuck in the back of your head
(or worse)! : )
>
> LdB