Just when you think you've seen the bottom of the barrel,
someone manages to scratch at it a little more. Case in
point is a full page (color/colour David) ad in this month's
American Wooddorker magazine for a 60 minute tape offering
advanced sexual techniques.
Now folks, I've seen you guys at the wooddorking shows, I've
been to some of your houses, I can look in the mirror most
any day and have the same demographics looking back at me.
Middle aged, graying, a belly that's more than it used to be
and a farter, make that, a regular (like clock work) farter.
Of course it's doubtful there would be an ad without anyone
buying the thing. So how much of a loser (capital L?) do
you have to be to buy this? Looking for a show of hands.
And let's keep in mind that this ad was/is being brought to
you by a magazine that hires buff male models so the
magazine has more of an appeal to, middle aged, graying, a
belly that's more than it used to be and a farting, make
that, regular (like clock work) farting adult males.
sigh...
UA100, search for the real bottom and wondering, can
American Wooddorker get any worse?...
In article <[email protected]>, PM6564
<[email protected]> wrote:
> - I have a 3 year old
> - There's another one due at the beginning of June
Another 3 year old? Wow!
djb
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Mark wrote:
> Tongue on Tongue, a mans confusion when there's no slit around ....
>
> Glue, woods schmegma.
You people are starting to make me look like I'm not a prevert.
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On Sun, 07 Dec 2003 19:18:06 GMT, Unisaw A100 <[email protected]>
wrote:
>Just when you think you've seen the bottom of the barrel,
>someone manages to scratch at it a little more. Case in
>point is a full page (color/colour David) ad in this month's
>American Wooddorker magazine for a 60 minute tape offering
>advanced sexual techniques.
>
AW appeals to the demographic that looks at the ad and thinks,
"Golly, I wonder what they do for the other fifty-nine minutes?"
Regards, Tom
Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker
Gulph Mills, Pennsylvania
http://users.snip.net/~tjwatson
There's an old Swedish saying that goes something like "you can't trust
any woman over 35 and all the women under 30 have too much energy".
mahalo,
jo4hn
Unisaw A100 wrote:
> Just when you think you've seen the bottom of the barrel,
> someone manages to scratch at it a little more. Case in
> point is a full page (color/colour David) ad in this month's
> American Wooddorker magazine for a 60 minute tape offering
> advanced sexual techniques.
>
> Now folks, I've seen you guys at the wooddorking shows, I've
> been to some of your houses, I can look in the mirror most
> any day and have the same demographics looking back at me.
> Middle aged, graying, a belly that's more than it used to be
> and a farter, make that, a regular (like clock work) farter.
>
> Of course it's doubtful there would be an ad without anyone
> buying the thing. So how much of a loser (capital L?) do
> you have to be to buy this? Looking for a show of hands.
>
> And let's keep in mind that this ad was/is being brought to
> you by a magazine that hires buff male models so the
> magazine has more of an appeal to, middle aged, graying, a
> belly that's more than it used to be and a farting, make
> that, regular (like clock work) farting adult males.
>
> sigh...
>
> UA100, search for the real bottom and wondering, can
> American Wooddorker get any worse?...
Well I clown around alot but this is really bad.
When you think you've heard it all.....
Unisaw A100 wrote:
>Just when you think you've seen the bottom of the barrel,
>someone manages to scratch at it a little more. Case in
>point is a full page (color/colour David) ad in this month's
>American Wooddorker magazine for a 60 minute tape offering
>advanced sexual techniques.
>
>Now folks, I've seen you guys at the wooddorking shows, I've
>been to some of your houses, I can look in the mirror most
>any day and have the same demographics looking back at me.
>Middle aged, graying, a belly that's more than it used to be
>and a farter, make that, a regular (like clock work) farter.
>
>Of course it's doubtful there would be an ad without anyone
>buying the thing. So how much of a loser (capital L?) do
>you have to be to buy this? Looking for a show of hands.
>
>And let's keep in mind that this ad was/is being brought to
>you by a magazine that hires buff male models so the
>magazine has more of an appeal to, middle aged, graying, a
>belly that's more than it used to be and a farting, make
>that, regular (like clock work) farting adult males.
>
>sigh...
>
>UA100, search for the real bottom and wondering, can
>American Wooddorker get any worse?...
>
>
Silvan wrote:
> Mark wrote:
>
>>>If you get kickback, you were probably trying to go for the wrong mortise
>>>by accident.
>>
>>In this instance wouldn't kick back be desirable? Probably mean your
>>doing something right?
>
>
> No, kickback is bad. You're after chatter.
>
I think we have a language barrier , when she starts chattering it's
time to make an exit .
--
--
Mark
N.E. Ohio
Never argue with a fool, a bystander can't tell you apart. (S. Clemens,
A.K.A. Mark Twain)
When in doubt hit the throttle. It may not help but it sure ends the
suspense. (Gaz, r.moto)
Unisaw A100 <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> Just when you think you've seen the bottom of the barrel,
> someone manages to scratch at it a little more. Case in
> point is a full page (color/colour David) ad in this month's
> American Wooddorker magazine for a 60 minute tape offering
> advanced sexual techniques.
Hmmm.. My #1 technique would be to watch for splinters!
In article <[email protected]>,
Ehvee8or <[email protected]> wrote:
>I might have to order the tape. I'm envisioning chapter titles like:
>
>"Properly Preparing Her Mortise For Your Tenon"
>and
>"How To Improve Your Tongue In Groove"
>
"Short Strokes for Plane Folks"
"Box Joinery"
"Application of Finger Joints"
"The Rabbet Test"
"Experimenting with Raised legs"
"A Superior BLO Job"
"Exploring Blonde Chests"
Silvan wrote:
> Bob Haar wrote:
>
>
>>>Hmmm.. My #1 technique would be to watch for splinters!
>>
>>Use appropriate guards and look out for kickback.
>
>
> If you get kickback, you were probably trying to go for the wrong mortise by
> accident.
>
In this instance wouldn't kick back be desirable? Probably mean your
doing something right?
--
--
Mark
N.E. Ohio
Never argue with a fool, a bystander can't tell you apart. (S. Clemens,
A.K.A. Mark Twain)
When in doubt hit the throttle. It may not help but it sure ends the
suspense. (Gaz, r.moto)
In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...
> On Sun, 07 Dec 2003 19:18:06 GMT, Unisaw A100 <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
> >Just when you think you've seen the bottom of the barrel,
> >someone manages to scratch at it a little more. Case in
> >point is a full page (color/colour David) ad in this month's
> >American Wooddorker magazine for a 60 minute tape offering
> >advanced sexual techniques.
> >
>
> AW appeals to the demographic that looks at the ad and thinks,
>
> "Golly, I wonder what they do for the other fifty-nine minutes?"
>
Note to self: Swallow tea before clicking on any posting from Tom
Watson. Priority: High
On 2003/12/7 6:45 PM, "Larry Bud" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Unisaw A100 <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:<[email protected]>...
>> Just when you think you've seen the bottom of the barrel,
>> someone manages to scratch at it a little more. Case in
>> point is a full page (color/colour David) ad in this month's
>> American Wooddorker magazine for a 60 minute tape offering
>> advanced sexual techniques.
>
> Hmmm.. My #1 technique would be to watch for splinters!
Use appropriate guards and look out for kickback.
Silvan wrote:
> Bob Haar wrote:
>
>
>>>Hmmm.. My #1 technique would be to watch for splinters!
>>
>>Use appropriate guards and look out for kickback.
>
>
> If you get kickback, you were probably trying to go for the wrong mortise by
> accident.
>
And for all the routers with little bits, remember to tackle the deep
cuts in several passes.
"Dave Balderstone" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:071220031802372529%[email protected]...
> In article <[email protected]>, PM6564
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > - I have a 3 year old
> > - There's another one due at the beginning of June
>
> Another 3 year old? Wow!
They don't call my wife "The Trooper" for nothing.
"Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> AW appeals to the demographic that looks at the ad and thinks,
>
> "Golly, I wonder what they do for the other fifty-nine minutes?"
Duh. Woodworking!
Jon E
- not yet middle aged, but everything else is in place....
On 07 Dec 2003, J.B. Bobbitt spake unto rec.woodworking:
> I saw that add and was a bit surprised as well.
>
> So now I'm anticipating adds for "Advanced Woodworking Techniques" in
> Playboy Magazine, etc. It makes as much sense in terms of demographics,
> either way,.
Hey, Hugh Hefner is 77 years old and has six, count 'em, six,
girlfriends (he must rest on Sunday), each of whom is under the age of 25.
If that doesn't qualify as an advanced woodworking technique, nothing does.
Yup. "Slick Willie" could take up woodworking and be their centerfold.
Boden
Unisaw A100 wrote:
> Just when you think you've seen the bottom of the barrel,
> someone manages to scratch at it a little more. Case in
> point is a full page (color/colour David) ad in this month's
> American Wooddorker magazine for a 60 minute tape offering
> advanced sexual techniques.
>
> Now folks, I've seen you guys at the wooddorking shows, I've
> been to some of your houses, I can look in the mirror most
> any day and have the same demographics looking back at me.
> Middle aged, graying, a belly that's more than it used to be
> and a farter, make that, a regular (like clock work) farter.
>
> Of course it's doubtful there would be an ad without anyone
> buying the thing. So how much of a loser (capital L?) do
> you have to be to buy this? Looking for a show of hands.
>
> And let's keep in mind that this ad was/is being brought to
> you by a magazine that hires buff male models so the
> magazine has more of an appeal to, middle aged, graying, a
> belly that's more than it used to be and a farting, make
> that, regular (like clock work) farting adult males.
>
> sigh...
>
> UA100, search for the real bottom and wondering, can
> American Wooddorker get any worse?...
Mark wrote:
>> No, kickback is bad. You're after chatter.
>
> I think we have a language barrier , when she starts chattering it's
> time to make an exit .
Usually I don't exit until after she's chattered four or five times.
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http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Rue/5407/
Unisaw A100 <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> Just when you think you've seen the bottom of the barrel,
> someone manages to scratch at it a little more. Case in
> point is a full page (color/colour David) ad in this month's
> American Wooddorker magazine for a 60 minute tape offering
> advanced sexual techniques.
>
Makes as much sense as any male-demographic magazine running cigarette
ads.
Jon Endres, PE wrote:
>> "Golly, I wonder what they do for the other fifty-nine minutes?"
>
> Duh. Woodworking!
OK, since we're on this topic anyway. Show of hands. Have you ever faked
an orgasm so you could get back out to the shop faster? (Women are allowed
to reply too...)
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http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Rue/5407/
"Unisaw A100" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Now folks, I've seen you guys at the wooddorking shows, I've
> been to some of your houses, I can look in the mirror most
> any day and have the same demographics looking back at me.
> Middle aged, graying, a belly that's more than it used to be
> and a farter, make that, a regular (like clock work) farter.
Hey now!! I'm still on the short side of 40 (for 6 more months...)
On the plus side of the ledger this weekend :
- I have a 3 year old
- There's another one due at the beginning of June
- I moved 10,000 lbs of wood this weekend (4000 lbs twice due to poor
planning and 2000 once)
On the minus side of the ledger:
- I did 8 loads of laundry today so my wife could catch up on some sleep
- I had a "Dad's Day Together" with my daughter on Saturday so my wife
could get some more rest and do a little shopping
- I had to take a hot soaking bath after moving all the wood.
Unfortunately, 8 loads of laundry ate up the 75 gallon hot water heater and
all I managed was a lukewarm soak.
-I didn't bitch about it once.
Ok, there is no minus side. Let the ad show the old guy with his hand on
her ass.
Everybody's still going to look at them and say "She's only with him for his
money".
Larry Bud wrote:
> Unisaw A100 <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:<[email protected]>...
>> Just when you think you've seen the bottom of the barrel,
>> someone manages to scratch at it a little more. Case in
>> point is a full page (color/colour David) ad in this month's
>> American Wooddorker magazine for a 60 minute tape offering
>> advanced sexual techniques.
>
> Hmmm.. My #1 technique would be to watch for splinters!
A local Home Depot has anti-shoplifting warnings posted in the toilet
stalls. Someone advised against smuggling wood out of the store for the same
reason.
Ehvee8or wrote:
> I might have to order the tape. I'm envisioning chapter titles like:
>
> "Properly Preparing Her Mortise For Your Tenon"
> and
> "How To Improve Your Tongue In Groove"
>
Then the letters section with the question: Why is it always an
undersized tenon and not her oversized Mortise?
And the letters that start: I never thought this would happen to me, I'm
just a normal tongue minding my own business when these really hot
groves came up to me ....
Tongue on Tongue, a mans confusion when there's no slit around ....
Glue, woods schmegma.
--
Mark
N.E. Ohio
Never argue with a fool, a bystander can't tell you apart. (S. Clemens,
A.K.A. Mark Twain)
When in doubt hit the throttle. It may not help but it sure ends the
suspense. (Gaz, r.moto)
Silvan wrote:
> OK, since we're on this topic anyway. Show of hands. Have you ever faked
> an orgasm so you could get back out to the shop faster? (Women are allowed
> to reply too...)
Yes, I have.
But not to get back to the shop. To fake her out so I could take
advantage of her ... uh ... reaction to send her further over the edge.
They fell for it almost every time.
--
Mark
N.E. Ohio
Never argue with a fool, a bystander can't tell you apart. (S. Clemens,
A.K.A. Mark Twain)
When in doubt hit the throttle. It may not help but it sure ends the
suspense. (Gaz, r.moto)
lazarus long wrote:
>BTW, when that free three subscription ran out, I didn't renew.
I did the free subscription right about the time Readers
Digest bought the magazine. At first I had a problem with
getting not the magazine. Later I had a problem because I
was getting the magazine. It really stunk up the place.
UA100
Scott Cramer wrote:
> Hey, Hugh Hefner is 77 years old and has six, count 'em, six,
> girlfriends (he must rest on Sunday), each of whom is under the age of 25.
> If that doesn't qualify as an advanced woodworking technique, nothing
> does.
Saw them at the Comedy Central roast too. What a bunch of skanks. Hef of
all people should appreciate what women used to look like before they
invented fake tits.
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Bob Haar wrote:
>> Hmmm.. My #1 technique would be to watch for splinters!
>
> Use appropriate guards and look out for kickback.
If you get kickback, you were probably trying to go for the wrong mortise by
accident.
--
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Linux fanatic, and certified Geek; registered Linux user #243621
http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Rue/5407/
Mark wrote:
> But not to get back to the shop. To fake her out so I could take
> advantage of her ... uh ... reaction to send her further over the edge.
Yeah, me too, actually... :) That takes me back.
(Back to the long forgotten days of yore when SWMBO and I used to actually
be awake at the same time. Sigh.)
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http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Rue/5407/
I might have to order the tape. I'm envisioning chapter titles like:
"Properly Preparing Her Mortise For Your Tenon"
and
"How To Improve Your Tongue In Groove"
On Sun, 07 Dec 2003 19:18:06 GMT, Unisaw A100 <[email protected]>
wrote:
>Just when you think you've seen the bottom of the barrel,
>someone manages to scratch at it a little more. Case in
>point is a full page (color/colour David) ad in this month's
>American Wooddorker magazine for a 60 minute tape offering
>advanced sexual techniques.
>
>Now folks, I've seen you guys at the wooddorking shows, I've
>been to some of your houses, I can look in the mirror most
>any day and have the same demographics looking back at me.
>Middle aged, graying, a belly that's more than it used to be
>and a farter, make that, a regular (like clock work) farter.
>
>Of course it's doubtful there would be an ad without anyone
>buying the thing. So how much of a loser (capital L?) do
>you have to be to buy this? Looking for a show of hands.
>
>And let's keep in mind that this ad was/is being brought to
>you by a magazine that hires buff male models so the
>magazine has more of an appeal to, middle aged, graying, a
>belly that's more than it used to be and a farting, make
>that, regular (like clock work) farting adult males.
>
>sigh...
>
>UA100, search for the real bottom and wondering, can
>American Wooddorker get any worse?...
Mark wrote:
>> If you get kickback, you were probably trying to go for the wrong mortise
>> by accident.
>
> In this instance wouldn't kick back be desirable? Probably mean your
> doing something right?
No, kickback is bad. You're after chatter.
--
Michael McIntyre ---- Silvan <[email protected]>
Linux fanatic, and certified Geek; registered Linux user #243621
http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Rue/5407/