Another one from the 93 year old cousin
Enjoy
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My wife and I were watching
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said,
"Do you want to have sex?'
'No!' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
'Yes!' she replied.
Then I said, 'I'd like to phone a friend.'
That's the last thing I remember.
Darn woman, she has absolutely NO sense of humor!
"Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> Then I said, 'I'd like to phone a friend.'
> That's the last thing I remember.
> Darn woman, she has absolutely NO sense of humor!
Could have been worse. You might have said that you wanted to remove 50% of
the choices and you'd settle for oral sex instead. That "no sense of humor"
might have turned into manslaughter.