A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed to look
after her neighbors male dog while the neighbors were on vacation. She
had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.
However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and
moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together,
in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when
dogs mate.
Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although
it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
Having explained the problem to him, the vet said "Hang up the phone
and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call
you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his
erection and he will be able to withdraw."
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
"Absolutely. It just worked for me." he replied.
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"A patriot must always be ready to defend his country
against his government." --Edward Abbey
On May 15, 12:48=A0pm, Larry Jaques <[email protected]>
wrote:
> A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed to look
> after her neighbors male dog while the neighbors were on vacation. She
> had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.
> However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and
> moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together,
> in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when
> dogs mate.
>
> Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although
> it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
>
> Having explained the problem to him, the vet said "Hang up the phone
> and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call
> you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his
> erection and he will be able to withdraw."
>
> "Do you think that will work?" she asked.
>
> "Absolutely. It just worked for me." he replied.
>
> --
> "A patriot must always be ready to defend his country
> against his government." =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 --Edward Abbey
I don't care who you are, now that one is funny!!
RonB
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>
>
> "Absolutely. It just worked for me." he replied.
LOL!!
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