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"Mike Marlow"

10/06/2014 12:08 PM

OT - Food For Thought

FOOD FOR THOUGHT...

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's
remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much
faster now.

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are
holding a gun, she's probably angry.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink
like their fathers.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like
someone..... That's common sense leaving your body.

I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated"
gets thrown around in the courtroom.

I didn't make it to the gym again today. That makes five years in a row.

I decided to stop calling the bathroom the John. I renamed it Jim. I feel
so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

To the paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers; If
you find one.....what's your plan?


This topic has 5 replies

a

in reply to "Mike Marlow" on 10/06/2014 12:08 PM

11/06/2014 9:24 PM

On Wed, 11 Jun 2014 20:53:59 -0500, Leon <lcb11211@swbelldotnet>
wrote:

>On 6/11/2014 11:33 AM, [email protected] wrote:
>> On Tue, 10 Jun 2014 12:08:41 -0400, "Mike Marlow"
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> FOOD FOR THOUGHT...
>>>
>>> I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's
>>> remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.
>>>
>>> I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much
>>> faster now.
>>>
>>> You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are
>>> holding a gun, she's probably angry.
>>>
>>> Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink
>>> like their fathers.
>>>
>>> You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like
>>> someone..... That's common sense leaving your body.
>>>
>>> I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated"
>>> gets thrown around in the courtroom.
>>>
>>> I didn't make it to the gym again today. That makes five years in a row.
>>>
>>> I decided to stop calling the bathroom the John. I renamed it Jim. I feel
>>> so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
>>>
>>> To the paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers; If
>>> you find one.....what's your plan?
>>>
>>
>> I especially like the idea of replacing the standard car horn with the
>> sound of a gunshot.
>
>Till some one starts actually shooting back.
>
>
>
>
>>
>> There is always a crowd around the local post office about noon. Just
>> drive by, blow the horn and watch the scramble.
>
>And or watch bullet holes form in your vehicle.
>
>

Well there is that possibility.

pp

phorbin

in reply to "Mike Marlow" on 10/06/2014 12:08 PM

13/06/2014 7:18 PM

In article <[email protected]>, [email protected]
says...


> >
> >>
> >> There is always a crowd around the local post office about noon. Just
> >> drive by, blow the horn and watch the scramble.
> >
> >And or watch bullet holes form in your vehicle.
> >
> >
>
> Well there is that possibility.

probability.

Ll

Leon

in reply to "Mike Marlow" on 10/06/2014 12:08 PM

11/06/2014 8:53 PM

On 6/11/2014 11:33 AM, [email protected] wrote:
> On Tue, 10 Jun 2014 12:08:41 -0400, "Mike Marlow"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> FOOD FOR THOUGHT...
>>
>> I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's
>> remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.
>>
>> I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much
>> faster now.
>>
>> You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are
>> holding a gun, she's probably angry.
>>
>> Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink
>> like their fathers.
>>
>> You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like
>> someone..... That's common sense leaving your body.
>>
>> I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated"
>> gets thrown around in the courtroom.
>>
>> I didn't make it to the gym again today. That makes five years in a row.
>>
>> I decided to stop calling the bathroom the John. I renamed it Jim. I feel
>> so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
>>
>> To the paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers; If
>> you find one.....what's your plan?
>>
>
> I especially like the idea of replacing the standard car horn with the
> sound of a gunshot.

Till some one starts actually shooting back.




>
> There is always a crowd around the local post office about noon. Just
> drive by, blow the horn and watch the scramble.

And or watch bullet holes form in your vehicle.


wn

woodchucker

in reply to "Mike Marlow" on 10/06/2014 12:08 PM

10/06/2014 12:51 PM

On 6/10/2014 12:08 PM, Mike Marlow wrote:
> FOOD FOR THOUGHT...
>
> I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's
> remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.
>
> I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much
> faster now.
>
> You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are
> holding a gun, she's probably angry.
>
> Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink
> like their fathers.
>
> You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like
> someone..... That's common sense leaving your body.
>
> I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated"
> gets thrown around in the courtroom.
>
> I didn't make it to the gym again today. That makes five years in a row.
>
> I decided to stop calling the bathroom the John. I renamed it Jim. I feel
> so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
>
> To the paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers; If
> you find one.....what's your plan?
>

+1 :-)

--
Jeff

a

in reply to "Mike Marlow" on 10/06/2014 12:08 PM

11/06/2014 11:33 AM

On Tue, 10 Jun 2014 12:08:41 -0400, "Mike Marlow"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>FOOD FOR THOUGHT...
>
>I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's
>remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.
>
>I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much
>faster now.
>
>You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are
>holding a gun, she's probably angry.
>
>Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink
>like their fathers.
>
>You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like
>someone..... That's common sense leaving your body.
>
>I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated"
>gets thrown around in the courtroom.
>
>I didn't make it to the gym again today. That makes five years in a row.
>
>I decided to stop calling the bathroom the John. I renamed it Jim. I feel
>so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
>
>To the paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers; If
>you find one.....what's your plan?
>

I especially like the idea of replacing the standard car horn with the
sound of a gunshot.

There is always a crowd around the local post office about noon. Just
drive by, blow the horn and watch the scramble.

Jim

If you aren't good at first attempts, skydiving probably isn't for
you.


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