After seeing an auction with average-quality woodworking machinery for
sale but noticing there was a good selection of hardwood lumber, and,
only interested in the latter, I called the auctioneer to make sure
there was a reasonable quantity. The drive was about 1 1/2 hours from
my home just west of Toronto. I hooked up my utility trailer and away
we went. I arrived about half an hour before the lumber went up for
sale as the auctioneer told me about the time it would be selling.
There it was in 10-12 lots mostly assorted by type of lumber, cherry,
pine, maple, black walnut, oak and butternut.
I returned home with close to 300 board feet of all the species listed
above with the exception of the cherry since I have plenty of that.
Most was rough cut 1" x 6" and wider although there was quite a lot of
2" thick stock and wider and with the exception of 12-15 8 ft boards
most of the remainer was 4-6 foot lengths. There were two 1 x 12 black
walnut boards that were 5 feet in length and a couple of 8 foot 2 x 8's.
Total price $97 Canadian including all taxes!!! And that's the truth!!!
Glen Duff
In article <[email protected]>, Glen Duff
<[email protected]> wrote:
> Total price $97 Canadian including all taxes!!! And that's the truth!!!
That explains the high winds blowing through Saskatchewan towards
Ontario, then.
Major suckage. Great score.
On Thu, 19 Aug 2004 08:08:48 -0400, Glen Duff <[email protected]>
calmly ranted:
>I returned home with close to 300 board feet of all the species listed
>above with the exception of the cherry since I have plenty of that.
>Most was rough cut 1" x 6" and wider although there was quite a lot of
>2" thick stock and wider and with the exception of 12-15 8 ft boards
>most of the remainer was 4-6 foot lengths. There were two 1 x 12 black
>walnut boards that were 5 feet in length and a couple of 8 foot 2 x 8's.
>
>Total price $97 Canadian including all taxes!!! And that's the truth!!!
Here is the official ack: You Suck, Eh?
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On Fri, 20 Aug 2004 07:48:20 -0700, Larry Jaques
<novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> calmly ranted:
>On Fri, 20 Aug 2004 07:38:19 -0500, Conan the Librarian
><[email protected]> calmly ranted:
>
>>Glen Duff wrote:
>>
>>> [snip of obscene haul]
>>>
>>> Total price $97 Canadian including all taxes!!!
>>
>> Jeezus ... that's like $12 in *real* money.
>
>No, thanks to the Shrub, it's closer to $70USD.
Update: It's worse than that. $97CAN = $74.79USD
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Great score. You suck, eh...... Mark L.
Glen Duff wrote:
> After seeing an auction with average-quality woodworking machinery for
> sale but noticing there was a good selection of hardwood lumber, and,
> only interested in the latter, I called the auctioneer to make sure
> there was a reasonable quantity. The drive was about 1 1/2 hours from
> my home just west of Toronto. I hooked up my utility trailer and away
> we went. I arrived about half an hour before the lumber went up for
> sale as the auctioneer told me about the time it would be selling.
>
> There it was in 10-12 lots mostly assorted by type of lumber, cherry,
> pine, maple, black walnut, oak and butternut.
>
> I returned home with close to 300 board feet of all the species listed
> above with the exception of the cherry since I have plenty of that. Most
> was rough cut 1" x 6" and wider although there was quite a lot of 2"
> thick stock and wider and with the exception of 12-15 8 ft boards most
> of the remainer was 4-6 foot lengths. There were two 1 x 12 black
> walnut boards that were 5 feet in length and a couple of 8 foot 2 x 8's.
>
> Total price $97 Canadian including all taxes!!! And that's the truth!!!
>
> Glen Duff
>
>
>
Wholly crap - that deservers a major u suckith!
nice score
"Glen Duff" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> After seeing an auction with average-quality woodworking machinery for
> sale but noticing there was a good selection of hardwood lumber, and,
> only interested in the latter, I called the auctioneer to make sure
> there was a reasonable quantity. The drive was about 1 1/2 hours from
> my home just west of Toronto. I hooked up my utility trailer and away
> we went. I arrived about half an hour before the lumber went up for
> sale as the auctioneer told me about the time it would be selling.
>
> There it was in 10-12 lots mostly assorted by type of lumber, cherry,
> pine, maple, black walnut, oak and butternut.
>
> I returned home with close to 300 board feet of all the species listed
> above with the exception of the cherry since I have plenty of that.
> Most was rough cut 1" x 6" and wider although there was quite a lot of
> 2" thick stock and wider and with the exception of 12-15 8 ft boards
> most of the remainer was 4-6 foot lengths. There were two 1 x 12 black
> walnut boards that were 5 feet in length and a couple of 8 foot 2 x 8's.
>
> Total price $97 Canadian including all taxes!!! And that's the truth!!!
>
> Glen Duff
>
>
>
On Fri, 20 Aug 2004 07:38:19 -0500, Conan the Librarian
<[email protected]> calmly ranted:
>Glen Duff wrote:
>
>> [snip of obscene haul]
>>
>> Total price $97 Canadian including all taxes!!!
>
> Jeezus ... that's like $12 in *real* money.
No, thanks to the Shrub, it's closer to $70USD.
The low front caused by his purchase will surely bring
yet another hurricane onshore here in the States.
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Hey man, we are getting a lot of storms down here in the south caused by
that atmosphereic depression caused by that gloat of yours... Looks like
they are extending the hurricane season too because of it.....
YOU SUCK!
"Glen Duff" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> After seeing an auction with average-quality woodworking machinery for
> sale but noticing there was a good selection of hardwood lumber, and,
> only interested in the latter, I called the auctioneer to make sure
> there was a reasonable quantity. The drive was about 1 1/2 hours from
> my home just west of Toronto. I hooked up my utility trailer and away
> we went. I arrived about half an hour before the lumber went up for
> sale as the auctioneer told me about the time it would be selling.
>
> There it was in 10-12 lots mostly assorted by type of lumber, cherry,
> pine, maple, black walnut, oak and butternut.
>
> I returned home with close to 300 board feet of all the species listed
> above with the exception of the cherry since I have plenty of that.
> Most was rough cut 1" x 6" and wider although there was quite a lot of
> 2" thick stock and wider and with the exception of 12-15 8 ft boards
> most of the remainer was 4-6 foot lengths. There were two 1 x 12 black
> walnut boards that were 5 feet in length and a couple of 8 foot 2 x 8's.
>
> Total price $97 Canadian including all taxes!!! And that's the truth!!!
>
> Glen Duff
>
>
>
"Glen Duff" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> After seeing an auction with average-quality woodworking machinery for
> sale but noticing there was a good selection of hardwood lumber, and,
> only interested in the latter, I called the auctioneer to make sure
> there was a reasonable quantity. The drive was about 1 1/2 hours from
> my home just west of Toronto. I hooked up my utility trailer and away
> we went. I arrived about half an hour before the lumber went up for
> sale as the auctioneer told me about the time it would be selling.
>
> There it was in 10-12 lots mostly assorted by type of lumber, cherry,
> pine, maple, black walnut, oak and butternut.
>
> I returned home with close to 300 board feet of all the species listed
> above with the exception of the cherry since I have plenty of that.
> Most was rough cut 1" x 6" and wider although there was quite a lot of
> 2" thick stock and wider and with the exception of 12-15 8 ft boards
> most of the remainer was 4-6 foot lengths. There were two 1 x 12 black
> walnut boards that were 5 feet in length and a couple of 8 foot 2 x 8's.
>
> Total price $97 Canadian including all taxes!!! And that's the truth!!!
>
> Glen Duff
I hate you.
Bob