OT Humo(u)r

That one's got whiskers.

I always thought the most appropriate recent was Clinton disembarking with
the dog (they neutered the wrong one) - for Hillary.


"Morris Dovey" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> I normally avoid waxing political on the wreck; but thought this
> latest funny enough to share (Pig jokes are always topical in Iowa):
>
> As the President is getting off the helicopter in front of the
> White House,he has a baby pig under each arm.
>
> The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice
> pigs, sir."
>
> The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic
> Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld,
> and I got one for Attorney General Ashcroft."
>
> The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice
> trade, sir."
>
> --
> Morris Dovey
> DeSoto, Iowa USA
>

I always assumed she had been.

Glen

"Lazarus Long" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 28 May 2004 15:39:05 -0400, "George" <george@least> wrote:
>
> >That one's got whiskers.
> >
> >I always thought the most appropriate recent was Clinton disembarking
with
> >the dog (they neutered the wrong one) - for Hillary.
> >
> >
> For a second there I thought you were gonna say they neutered
> Hillary....

On Fri, 28 May 2004 11:01:40 -0500, Morris Dovey <[email protected]>
wrote:

>I normally avoid waxing political on the wreck; but thought this
>latest funny enough to share (Pig jokes are always topical in Iowa):
>
>As the President is getting off the helicopter in front of the
>White House,he has a baby pig under each arm.
>
>The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice
>pigs, sir."
>
>The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic
>Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld,
>and I got one for Attorney General Ashcroft."
>
>The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice
>trade, sir."

ROTFLMAO !!!

Nice one, Morris...thanks!!

I'm gonna cut and paste this one to all my friends.


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Joe

Morris Dovey wrote:

> I normally avoid waxing political on the wreck; but thought this latest
> funny enough to share (Pig jokes are always topical in Iowa):
>
> As the President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White
> House,he has a baby pig under each arm.
>
> The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."
>
> The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan
> Razorback Hogs. I got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld, and I got one
> for Attorney General Ashcroft."
>
> The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade,
> sir."
>

On Fri, 28 May 2004 15:39:05 -0400, "George" <george@least> wrote:

>That one's got whiskers.
>
>I always thought the most appropriate recent was Clinton disembarking with
>the dog (they neutered the wrong one) - for Hillary.
>
>
For a second there I thought you were gonna say they neutered
Hillary....