Plans are in Genesis chapter 6. Actually you'll need Gopher wood.
Also, the plans only include a description of the outer dimensions and
a few details about a roof, multi-levels and door on the side and the
directions to use pitch, likely Titebond 1 BC.
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Much like the entire description of creation through the fall of man
from Gods grace which only takes the first three pages of the bible,
the ark story doesn't have much detail. The real story of the bible is
about the redemption of man and that takes all the other pages and we
still don't get it.
On Apr 28, 5:45 pm, "Stoutman" <.@.> wrote:
> Looking for plans for this boat if you got any.
>
> http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/04/28/dutch.ark.ap/index.html
>
> I need a few board feet of cedar I think.
>
> --
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On Apr 29, 12:01 pm, "Morris Dovey" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Stoutman wrote:
>
> | Looking for plans for this boat if you got any.
> |
> |http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/04/28/dutch.ark.ap/index.html
>
> With a suitable trailer, this would probably be a fitting decoration
> for the driveway in front of Nikolai Sutyagin's 13-story house in (did
> you remember the name of the town?) Arkhangelsk.
>
The transoms were designed to hold 722 outboard motors... or one
REALLY big one.
On Apr 29, 1:13 pm, "Saudade" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "Stoutman" <.@.> wrote in message
>
> news:[email protected]...
>
> > Looking for plans for this boat if you got any.
>
> >http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/04/28/dutch.ark.ap/index.html
>
> > I need a few board feet of cedar I think.
>
> You can see more pics at: http://www.arkvannoach.com/themakingof.htm
Heeeeyyyy!!! He started off on a barge, fur cryingoutloud...Noah
didn't have a barge...not fair.
On Apr 29, 1:47 pm, "CW" <[email protected]> wrote:
> So, were did Noah get his engines, Johnson?
>
> "Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>
> news:[email protected]...
>
>
>
> > The transoms were designed to hold 722 outboard motors... or one
> > REALLY big one.
EVERYbody knows he didn't use engines.. he used trained manatees... or
one Huge manatee.
That's what the radio reporter exclaimed when the Hindenburg burst
into flames: "Oh The Huge Manatee!!"
I have this from a good source.
On May 9, 8:26 am, "Morris Dovey" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Bill in Detroit wrote:
> | Don Fearn wrote:
>
> |
> ||
> || "Riiiight."
> ||
> || "What's a cubit?"
> ||
> || -Noah (as quoted by Bill Cosby)
> ||
> |
> | Would that be a long cubit or a short cubit?
>
> Possibly a metric cubit (tracable to the official standard bronze
> cubit kept in the weights and measures section of the library at Al
> Iskandria).
>
<G>...and I suppose they keep the gold standard at Al Imoni?
Don Fearn wrote:
>
> "Riiiight."
>
> "What's a cubit?"
>
> -Noah (as quoted by Bill Cosby)
>
Would that be a long cubit or a short cubit?
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scouter3 wrote:
> And now you too can buy your very own cubit...
>
> http://store.ncsli.org/Cubit_P126C37.cfm
>
>
Nah, that won't work. It's an Egyptian cubit. It only works in the North
/ South orientation and, since the earth has shifted, is out of calibration.
Sheesh ... you'd think metrology labs would be up to date on this stuff.
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Sat, Apr 28, 2007, 8:45pm .@. (Stoutman) doth sayeth:
Looking for plans for this boat if you got any.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/04/28/dutch.ark.ap/index.html
I need a few board feet of cedar I think.
You got the extras taken care of too?
http://pigstore.stores.yahoo.net/worbessuppoo.html
Nope, think you need gopher wood, along with pitch.
Don' need no steenkin' plans. Here's cmplete diections. Now, if
you can only figure out WTF a cubit is, Bob's your uncle.
So God said to Noah, "I am going to put an end to all people, for the
earth is filled with violence because of them. I am surely going to
destroy both them and the earth. So make yourself an ark of gopher wood;
make rooms in it and coat it with pitch inside and out. This is how you
are to build it: The ark is to be 300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide and 30
cubits high. Make a roof for it and finish the ark to within one cubit
of the top. Put a door in the side of the ark and make lower, middle and
upper decks. I am going to bring floodwaters on the earth to destroy all
life under the heavens, every creature that has breath of life in it..."
Genesis 6:13-17
JOAT
If you don't ask the right questions, the answers don't matter.
- W.S. Lind
Stoutman wrote:
| Looking for plans for this boat if you got any.
|
| http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/04/28/dutch.ark.ap/index.html
|
| I need a few board feet of cedar I think.
OE meltdown - sorry about the previous posts.
I was imagining a Middle-Eastern lumber salesman saying: "You want
/how/ many cubits?"
Now we know what happened to the great forests of Holland.
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Stoutman wrote:
| Looking for plans for this boat if you got any.
|
| http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/04/28/dutch.ark.ap/index.html
With a suitable trailer, this would probably be a fitting decoration
for the driveway in front of Nikolai Sutyagin's 13-story house in (did
you remember the name of the town?) Arkhangelsk.
--
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DeSoto Solar
DeSoto, Iowa USA
http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/Absorber.html
"Stoutman" <.@.> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Looking for plans for this boat if you got any.
>
> http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/04/28/dutch.ark.ap/index.html
>
> I need a few board feet of cedar I think.
>
You can see more pics at: http://www.arkvannoach.com/themakingof.htm
Bill in Detroit wrote:
| Don Fearn wrote:
|
||
|| "Riiiight."
||
|| "What's a cubit?"
||
|| -Noah (as quoted by Bill Cosby)
||
|
| Would that be a long cubit or a short cubit?
Possibly a metric cubit (tracable to the official standard bronze
cubit kept in the weights and measures section of the library at Al
Iskandria).
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DeSoto Solar
DeSoto, Iowa USA
http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/
Morris Dovey wrote:
>
> I was imagining a Middle-Eastern lumber salesman saying: "You want
> /how/ many cubits?"
>
> Now we know what happened to the great forests of Holland.
Interestingly enough, there is a scarcity of boat building timber in
Holland.
It is a major reason some of the best metal yacht builders are located
in Holland.
SFWIW, my first sailboat (fiberglass) started life in Holland.
I would not even want to venture a guess how much he has invested in
that hull.
Lew
> "Morris Dovey" <[email protected]> wrote in news:4633f484$0$496$815e3792
> @news.qwest.net:
>
>> Now we know what happened to the great forests of Holland.
>>
Original plans were free too. I think JOAT posted them for Noah
Lew Hodgett <[email protected]> wrote in news:JVTYh.1927$296.614
@newsread4.news.pas.earthlink.net:
> Morris Dovey wrote:
>
>>
>> I was imagining a Middle-Eastern lumber salesman saying: "You want
>> /how/ many cubits?"
>>
>> Now we know what happened to the great forests of Holland.
>
> Interestingly enough, there is a scarcity of boat building timber in
> Holland.
>
> It is a major reason some of the best metal yacht builders are located
> in Holland.
>
> SFWIW, my first sailboat (fiberglass) started life in Holland.
>
> I would not even want to venture a guess how much he has invested in
> that hull.
>
> Lew
>
And to top it off, it doesn't look all that seaworthy - I'd hate to be
aboard something like that in any kind of a sea (the stresses on the keel
and ribs and planking would be amazing). Does the phrase "Pump or drown"
go back that far?
"Morris Dovey" <[email protected]> wrote in news:4633f484$0$496$815e3792
@news.qwest.net:
> Now we know what happened to the great forests of Holland.
>
One of the reasons the Dutch had for making areas into forest (or
protecting what was there) was growing pine for making mining supports
(ther used to be coal mining in the South of Holland, near Maastricht). It
is one of the reasons that the Veluwe region near where I grew up was quite
forested (see <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veluwe>. Another reason was
that the soil in that region is almost pure builder's sand, so farming had
to combine husbandry of grazing animals and collection of manure with
growing of simple crops (rye, wheat, not oats). Great bicycling and
hiking, and visiting the van Gogh painitngs in the Kröller Müller Museum.
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"Morris Dovey" <[email protected]> wrote in news:4634c198$0$501$815e3792
@news.qwest.net:
> Stoutman wrote:
>| Looking for plans for this boat if you got any.
>|
>| http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/04/28/dutch.ark.ap/index.html
>
> With a suitable trailer, this would probably be a fitting decoration
> for the driveway in front of Nikolai Sutyagin's 13-story house in (did
> you remember the name of the town?) Arkhangelsk.
>
> --
> Morris Dovey
> DeSoto Solar
> DeSoto, Iowa USA
> http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/Absorber.html
>
I think it is fine in Schagen, a city (since 1415) in one of the flattest
and windiest parts of Holland <http://www.schagen.nl/index.php?mediumid=1>
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Han
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"Saudade" <[email protected]> wrote in news:4634d234$0$19388
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> "Stoutman" <.@.> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> Looking for plans for this boat if you got any.
>>
>> http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/04/28/dutch.ark.ap/index.html
>>
>> I need a few board feet of cedar I think.
>>
>
> You can see more pics at: http://www.arkvannoach.com/themakingof.htm
>
Investment: 500,000 Euros, @ $1.36/euro, that's a lot!!!
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And now you too can buy your very own cubit...
http://store.ncsli.org/Cubit_P126C37.cfm
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"Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On May 9, 8:26 am, "Morris Dovey" <[email protected]> wrote:
>> Bill in Detroit wrote:
>> | Don Fearn wrote:
>>
>> |
>> ||
>> || "Riiiight."
>> ||
>> || "What's a cubit?"
>> ||
>> || -Noah (as quoted by Bill Cosby)
>> ||
>> |
>> | Would that be a long cubit or a short cubit?
>>
>> Possibly a metric cubit (tracable to the official standard bronze
>> cubit kept in the weights and measures section of the library at Al
>> Iskandria).
>>
>
> <G>...and I suppose they keep the gold standard at Al Imoni?
>
>
>
>
[email protected] (J T) opin'd thus:
>Sat, Apr 28, 2007, 8:45pm .@. (Stoutman) doth sayeth:
>Looking for plans for this boat if you got any.
>http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/04/28/dutch.ark.ap/index.html
>I need a few board feet of cedar I think.
>
> You got the extras taken care of too?
>http://pigstore.stores.yahoo.net/worbessuppoo.html
>
> Nope, think you need gopher wood, along with pitch.
>
> Don' need no steenkin' plans. Here's cmplete diections. Now, if
>you can only figure out WTF a cubit is, Bob's your uncle.
>
>So God said to Noah, "I am going to put an end to all people, for the
>earth is filled with violence because of them. I am surely going to
>destroy both them and the earth. So make yourself an ark of gopher wood;
>make rooms in it and coat it with pitch inside and out. This is how you
>are to build it: The ark is to be 300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide and 30
>cubits high. Make a roof for it and finish the ark to within one cubit
>of the top. Put a door in the side of the ark and make lower, middle and
>upper decks. I am going to bring floodwaters on the earth to destroy all
>life under the heavens, every creature that has breath of life in it..."
>Genesis 6:13-17
"Riiiight."
"What's a cubit?"
-Noah (as quoted by Bill Cosby)
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So, were did Noah get his engines, Johnson?
"Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> >
> The transoms were designed to hold 722 outboard motors... or one
> REALLY big one.
>
>
Robatoy wrote:
>
> That's what the radio reporter exclaimed when the Hindenburg burst
> into flames: "Oh The Huge Manatee!!"
>
> I have this from a good source.
Wrong! Actually he was referring to his brother-in-law, HUGH Manatee.
Hugh's the guy who was tending the lines on the Hindenburg and whose
last words were, "No Smoking sign? WHAT 'No Smoking' sign?"