http://www.ronhazelton.com/howto/christmas_train_storage_box.htm
I figure this is about as dumb a project you can think of. I get a
train for Christmas I'm not gonna what to put it away, I'm gonna want to
play with it - all year round.
JOAT
I am not paranoid. I do not "think" people are after me. I "know" damn
well they're after me.