"A Republican Dog In A Democrat's Shop."
"Now wait just a durn minute, Mr. Dawg, I ain't never said that I was
no Democrat."
My shop dog, a rabid (did I say that out loud?) Republican, and a
Beagle of considerable intelligence (and girth) eyeballs me with them
sad eyes;
"Well, pick one or t'other but don't sit there on the fence like yer
buddy Kerry."
"I'm registered as an Independent.", says I, perhaps a bit
defensively.
"Might as well say that yer an A-Rab, far as I'm concerned."
"Well, what the hell do you know, you're a Beagle."
"Leastwise I knows what I am, and I ain't no A-Rab Independent -
woof!"
Somewhat mollified and hoping that the argument would not proceed
further, I started sweeping up the shop.
ShopDog started poking around in the dustpiles like he was going to
pee.
"Don't even think about it SD, there won't be any peeing in this
shop!"
"No Republican peeing, is what you mean, you A-Rab-Democrat. You're
happy to let the mice feed and pee anywheres they wants to but a
decent Republican has to go outside, in the rain and the cold.
"Listen SD, it's seventy-five degrees outside and it hasn't rained in
four days."
"Typical bullshit from the Liberal Press. I clearly remember it
raining no more than six or seven hours ago."
"It was dawn SD, that was dew."
"See how you twist everything around so that it works to yer
advantage? You Democrats call it dew and intelligent creatures knows
it to be rain."
"Let's deal with this "Democrat" thing, SD. I haven't decided who to
vote for yet."
"Well, knowing you, you'll prolly wind up voting for that horse-faced
sonofamonkey and about February I'll be freezing my as off for lack of
oil."
"You're fat enough to last through a few cold nights."
"Oh Yeah! And you give all the food that I earn by protecting this
place to those useless cats. What did they ever do for you?"
"I like cats. They are beautiful and independent creatures."
"Ya see! You like cats because they are something useless but a
decent Republican has to forage on his own."
"You usually eat more than half of the cat's food when I'm not
looking."
"So, now we're back to the Halliburton thing, huh? I thought we'd
gotten past that."
"SD, did you check the Wreck today?"
"Yeah, same crap as yesterday - buncha Democrat cat lovers."
"I heard they were talking about Pit Bulls."
"I hate frigging Pit Bulls. They scare me worse than Neo-Cons."
"Ya know, you're pretty smart for a Republican Beagle."
Yeah, well, you do OK fer a A-Rab Independent."
"Time to go inside, SD."
"Guess I won't get my spot on the bed tonight, after this little
discussion."
"Nah, you're cool with me, SD. I just still don't know who to vote
for yet."
Regards,
Tom.
"People funny. Life a funny thing." Sonny Liston
Thomas J.Watson - Cabinetmaker (ret.)
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
On Sat, 02 Oct 2004 18:47:11 -0400, Tom Watson <[email protected]> wrote:
>"A Republican Dog In A Democrat's Shop."
>
... snip
>discussion."
>
>"Nah, you're cool with me, SD. I just still don't know who to vote
>for yet."
>
>
>
>
>
>Regards,
>Tom.
>
Ya know Tom, SD is right, for an A-rab Democrat, you aren't half bad. ;-)
You definitely have a talent for writing.
>"People funny. Life a funny thing." Sonny Liston
>
>Thomas J.Watson - Cabinetmaker (ret.)
>tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)
>http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
Mark & Juanita wrote:
> Ya know Tom, SD is right, for an A-rab Democrat, you aren't half bad. ;-)
>You definitely have a talent for writing.
Ditto what Mark and Juanita said but I should add, ya done
yourself a fine job of raising that K9 despite his inherent
flaws.
UA100, who thinks a dawg's behavior is a direct reflection
of the owner and has three dawgs to prove it...
Bravo !! Bravo !!
or should I have said Woof Meow Woof Meow
Dunno nothing about Politics
Do Know I pay Lots of Taxes
Neither a Dem nor a Rep Just A forgotten TAXPAYER
Keep up the Humor !!
Rich
"Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "A Republican Dog In A Democrat's Shop."
>
> "Now wait just a durn minute, Mr. Dawg, I ain't never said that I was
> no Democrat."
>
> My shop dog, a rabid (did I say that out loud?) Republican, and a
> Beagle of considerable intelligence (and girth) eyeballs me with them
> sad eyes;
>
> "Well, pick one or t'other but don't sit there on the fence like yer
> buddy Kerry."
>
> "I'm registered as an Independent.", says I, perhaps a bit
> defensively.
>
> "Might as well say that yer an A-Rab, far as I'm concerned."
>
> "Well, what the hell do you know, you're a Beagle."
>
> "Leastwise I knows what I am, and I ain't no A-Rab Independent -
> woof!"
>
> Somewhat mollified and hoping that the argument would not proceed
> further, I started sweeping up the shop.
>
> ShopDog started poking around in the dustpiles like he was going to
> pee.
>
> "Don't even think about it SD, there won't be any peeing in this
> shop!"
>
> "No Republican peeing, is what you mean, you A-Rab-Democrat. You're
> happy to let the mice feed and pee anywheres they wants to but a
> decent Republican has to go outside, in the rain and the cold.
>
> "Listen SD, it's seventy-five degrees outside and it hasn't rained in
> four days."
>
> "Typical bullshit from the Liberal Press. I clearly remember it
> raining no more than six or seven hours ago."
>
> "It was dawn SD, that was dew."
>
> "See how you twist everything around so that it works to yer
> advantage? You Democrats call it dew and intelligent creatures knows
> it to be rain."
>
> "Let's deal with this "Democrat" thing, SD. I haven't decided who to
> vote for yet."
>
> "Well, knowing you, you'll prolly wind up voting for that horse-faced
> sonofamonkey and about February I'll be freezing my as off for lack of
> oil."
>
> "You're fat enough to last through a few cold nights."
>
> "Oh Yeah! And you give all the food that I earn by protecting this
> place to those useless cats. What did they ever do for you?"
>
> "I like cats. They are beautiful and independent creatures."
>
> "Ya see! You like cats because they are something useless but a
> decent Republican has to forage on his own."
>
> "You usually eat more than half of the cat's food when I'm not
> looking."
>
> "So, now we're back to the Halliburton thing, huh? I thought we'd
> gotten past that."
>
> "SD, did you check the Wreck today?"
>
> "Yeah, same crap as yesterday - buncha Democrat cat lovers."
>
> "I heard they were talking about Pit Bulls."
>
> "I hate frigging Pit Bulls. They scare me worse than Neo-Cons."
>
> "Ya know, you're pretty smart for a Republican Beagle."
>
> Yeah, well, you do OK fer a A-Rab Independent."
>
> "Time to go inside, SD."
>
> "Guess I won't get my spot on the bed tonight, after this little
> discussion."
>
> "Nah, you're cool with me, SD. I just still don't know who to vote
> for yet."
>
>
>
>
>
> Regards,
> Tom.
>
> "People funny. Life a funny thing." Sonny Liston
>
> Thomas J.Watson - Cabinetmaker (ret.)
> tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)
> http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1