http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/j_lambert/chest.htm
I've posted similar before, but don't think I've posted this one.
But, what the Hell?, even if I did, make one, give it to a kid, and say
it's a Viking chest. The kid may know you're a flat-out lier, but I bet
it'll be appreciated anyway.
JOAT
Intellectual brilliance is no guarantee against being dead wrong.
- David Fasold