FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: October 01, 2003
RE: Gala Christmas Party
I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will
take place
on December 23, starting at noon in the private function room at
the Grill
House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have
a small
band playing traditional carols...feel free to sing along. And
don't be surprised if
our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will
be lit at
1:00 pm. Exchanges of gifts among employees can be done at that
time; however,
no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy
for
everyone's pockets. This gathering is only for employees!
Our CEO will make a special announcement at that time!
Merry Christmas to you and your family,
Patty
============================================================================
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: October 02, 2003
RE: Gala Holiday Party
In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our
Jewish
employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday,
which often
coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year.
However, from
now on, we're calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy
applies to any other
employees who are not Christians and to those still celebrating
Reconciliation
Day. There will be no Christmas tree and no Christmas carols
will be sung. We
will have other types of music for your enjoyment.
Happy now?
Happy Holidays to you and your family,
Patty
============================================================================
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: October 03, 2003
RE: Holiday Party
Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics
Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table ..
You didn't sign your name. I'm happy to accommodate this
request, but if I
put a sign on a table that reads, "AA Only"; you wouldn't be
anonymous anymore. How am I supposed to
handle this?
Somebody?
And sorry, but forget about the gifts exchange, no gifts are
allowed since the
union members feel that $10.00 is too much money and the
executives believe $10.00 is a little chintzy.
REMEMBER: NO GIFTS EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED.
============================================================================
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
To: All Employees
DATE: October 04, 2003
RE: Generic Holiday Party
What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20
begins the
Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking
during daylight hours. There goes the
party! Seriously, we can appreciate how a luncheon at this time
of year does not accommodate our Muslim employees' beliefs. Perhaps
the Grill House can hold off on serving your meal until the end of
the party or else package everything for you to take it home in
little foil doggy baggy. Will that work?
Meanwhile, I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit
farthest
from the dessert buffet, and pregnant women will get the table
closest to
the restrooms.
Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have
to sit with
Gay men, each group will have their own table.
Yes, there will be flower arrangement for the Gay men's table.
To the person asking permission to cross dress, the Grill
House asks that no cross-dressing allowed, apparently
because of concerns about confusion in the restrooms. Sorry.
We will have booster seats for short people.
Low-fat food will be available for those on a diet.
I am sorry to report that we cannot control the amount of
salt used in the food The Grill House suggests
that people with high blood pressure taste a bite first.
There will be fresh "low sugar" fruits as dessert for
diabetics, but the restaurant cannot
supply "No Sugar" desserts. Sorry!
Did I miss anything?!?!?
Patty
============================================================================
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All F#$&*ng Employees
DATE: October 05, 2003
RE: The F*%#ing Holiday Party
I've had it with you vegetarian pricks!!! We're going to
keep
this party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you
can sit quietly at the table furthest
from the "grill of death," as you so quaintly put it, and you'll
get your fu&*^%g salad bar, including organic
tomatoes. But you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream
when you slice them. I've heard
them scream. I'm hearing them scream right NOW!
The rest of you fu@*&ng weirdos can kiss my *ss. I hope you
all have a rotten holiday!
Drive drunk and die,
The B* from HE*^!!!!!!!!
============================================================================
FROM: Joan Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director
DATE: October 06, 2003
RE: Patty Lewis and Holiday Party
I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a
speedy recovery
and I'll continue to forward your cards to her.
In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday
Party and
give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay.
Happy Holidays!
Joan
"LDosser" <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]
september.org:
>
> Nope! Dogs are unclean. How about a foil Kitty Baggy?
>
Ok, but you can't use it as a push stick on your SawStop but once.
Puckdropper
--
"Joe" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:47:33 -0500, "J. Clarke"
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>You do realize that saying tht you are a "Christian" who does not
>>>recognize
>>>Christmas gives you the appearance of being a holier-than-thou jackass do
>>>you not?
>>
>> At the very least, the statement qualifies for oxymoron status.
>
> without the oxy.
I just love the gentle, kind, Christian rejoinders.
Max
"J. Clarke" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Max wrote:
>> "Joe" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>>>
>>> <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> news:[email protected]...
>>>> On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:47:33 -0500, "J. Clarke"
>>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> You do realize that saying tht you are a "Christian" who does not
>>>>> recognize
>>>>> Christmas gives you the appearance of being a holier-than-thou
>>>>> jackass do you not?
>>>>
>>>> At the very least, the statement qualifies for oxymoron status.
>>>
>>> without the oxy.
>>
>> I just love the gentle, kind, Christian rejoinders.
>
> I'm not a Christian.
Why do you think I was addressing you?
Max
In article <[email protected]>, Larry Jaques
<novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote:
> On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 15:55:47 -0500, the infamous FrozenNorth
> <[email protected]> scrawled the following:
>
> >Robatoy wrote:
> >> FROM: Robatoy
> >>
> >> TO: rec.woodworking
> >>
> >> DATE: November 01, 2009
> >>
> >> RE: Gala Christmas Party
> >
> >Nobody wants to go to Sarnia.
> >;-)
>
> Narnia, yes. Sarnia? Where the hell is Sarnia?
It's where nobody wants to go, C-less... East of Flint, north of
Detroit, in Canukistan on the south end of Lake Huron.
> ---
> Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight
> very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands.
> It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
> --John Wayne (1907 - 1979)
Your sig line is broke. Replace that third hyphen with a space and the
universe will realign itself and all usenet will rejoice.
In article <[email protected]>, Larry Jaques
<novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote:
> Oy vay! OK, it's changed, the offending hyphen removed. Testing,
> Testily, Un, Deux, Trois.
>
> --
> Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight
> very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands.
> It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
> --John Wayne (1907 - 1979)
Now you need to add a space after the second hyphen. Once that's done a
good newsreader will drop the sig when someone quotes your post.
In article <[email protected]>, Larry Jaques
<novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote:
>
> Dave was the only clue-giving respondent. The rest of you might have
> well have just said "Oh, you must mean The Same Old Place. It's around
> back. Here, I'll get you the key."
Don't you mean the Old Same Place?
On Nov 1, 5:47=A0pm, Puckdropper <puckdropper(at)yahoo(dot)com> wrote:
> "LDosser" <[email protected]> wrote innews:[email protected]
> september.org:
>
>
>
> > Nope! Dogs are unclean. How about a foil Kitty Baggy?
>
> Ok, but you can't use it as a push stick on your SawStop but once.
Don't need no push sticks with Sawstop. Jest use yer fingers, that's
what Sawstop is for.
Luigi
On Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:15:53 -0500, the infamous [email protected]
scrawled the following:
>On Tue, 03 Nov 2009 07:25:44 -0800, Larry Jaques
><novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:26:59 -0600, the infamous Dave Balderstone
>><dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_Sbalderstone.ca> scrawled the following:
>>
>>>In article <[email protected]>, Larry Jaques
>>><novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 15:55:47 -0500, the infamous FrozenNorth
>>>> <[email protected]> scrawled the following:
>>>>
>>>> >Robatoy wrote:
>>>> >> FROM: Robatoy
>>>> >>
>>>> >> TO: rec.woodworking
>>>> >>
>>>> >> DATE: November 01, 2009
>>>> >>
>>>> >> RE: Gala Christmas Party
>>>> >
>>>> >Nobody wants to go to Sarnia.
>>>> >;-)
>>>>
>>>> Narnia, yes. Sarnia? Where the hell is Sarnia?
>>>
>>>It's where nobody wants to go, C-less... East of Flint, north of
>>>Detroit, in Canukistan on the south end of Lake Huron.
>>
>>Eek! Ice Country. They can have it.
>>
>Lattitude is 42:58N -- just a hair north of the california northern
>order at 42N
Grants Pass 42° 26' N 123° 19' W
You're never going to make me believe that anywhere in Canada is as
temperate as my new home. I know that there are parts of CA which
actually get sun and have no snow during brief parts of the year...
Nah, not a chance.
--
"To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of
ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical."
-- Thomas Jefferson
On Nov 1, 8:21=A0pm, "Max" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "Joe" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>
> news:[email protected]...
>
>
>
> > <[email protected]> wrote in message
> >news:[email protected]...
> >> On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:47:33 -0500, "J. Clarke"
> >> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >>>You do realize that saying tht you are a "Christian" who does not
> >>>recognize
> >>>Christmas gives you the appearance of being a holier-than-thou jackass=
do
> >>>you not?
>
> >> At the very least, the statement qualifies for oxymoron status.
>
> > without the oxy.
>
> I just love the gentle, kind, Christian rejoinders.
>
> Max
You want gentle, kind Christian rejoinders, do NOT move to the Bible
Belt.
In article <[email protected]>,
EXT <[email protected]> wrote:
> As a Christian who does not recognize Christmas as a legitimate
> celebration,
Novel!
A Christian who doesn't find some joy in the birth of his saviour?
Sure, I know it has become so commercial these days the reason for it has
been lost by many and it's date has no connection to the real one but.....
In article <[email protected]>,
Bill <[email protected]> wrote:
> I just want to say that my wife and I thought the original post was
> hilarious!
Well, amusing certainly and I have passed it on. For some reason I did not
see the original post, the first I saw was that by EXT, which I thought
strange. I found it eventually though.
In article <[email protected]>,
Bill <[email protected]> wrote:
> Sorry, I just assumed that this post started with the sequence of
> letters regarding what was going to be a Christmas party. For what
> it's worth, I don't correspond Christmas parties with the religious
> holiday of the same name--so it didn't come accross as sacrilegious to
> me.
No need to apologise for anything. I don't think it was in any way
sacrilegious. To me, as I stated, it was an amusing little thing, mocking
modern day "politically correct" attitudes.
To me, as a Christian, Christmas is important, though I am well aware of
the history behind the festival and its origins. Christianity took over
existing winter festivals and celebrations for its own purposes. It is
now, as it were, being further taken over by commercialism and
secularisation. The particular date was chosen for a number of reasons
though it is now widely believed the the actual birth was probably in
November.
I will be in church on Christmas eve for the midnight service and I will
be there again on Christmas day and it will be a celebration. We will have
family and friends round and have a good time just like everyone else.
That others just see it as an excuse for a party, I have no problem with
except when it leads to loutish, drunken behaviour and violence on the
streets, as it inevitably will do - certainly in the UK.
What I found "strange" was EXT's attitude to what should be a joyous time
for /all/ Christians.
In article
<4d02e706-e765-42de-a1f4-66032ebce056@l13g2000yqb.googlegroups.com>,
Charlie Self <[email protected]> wrote:
> You want gentle, kind Christian rejoinders, do NOT move to the Bible
> Belt.
Not blooming likely.
From what I have heard, some down there would make the Pharisees seem like
a happy-go-lucky, laughing, joking, bunch of hippies.
On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:21:48 -0700, "Max" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>I just love the gentle, kind, Christian rejoinders.
I'm atheist.Here's my story. At the tender age of eight years old, I
went to a Christian church once for a full year without missing one
Sunday. At the end of that year, my flawless attendance was celebrated
by my being presented with a bronze pin and a hymn book. They sure
weren't anything I wanted or felt I could use. Never went to church
again after that. (to pray anyway) Guess even back then I was a
materialistic little prick. Close to fifty years later, not much has
changed.
On Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:40:08 -0600, the infamous Dave Balderstone
<dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_Sbalderstone.ca> scrawled the following:
>In article <[email protected]>, Larry Jaques
><novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote:
>
>>
>> Dave was the only clue-giving respondent. The rest of you might have
>> well have just said "Oh, you must mean The Same Old Place. It's around
>> back. Here, I'll get you the key."
>
>Don't you mean the Old Same Place?
I thought Nick asked for that and was given the key. (That one he
didn't split with the sound effects man.)
--
"To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of
ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical."
-- Thomas Jefferson
Funny. I'm an atheist who doesn't mind Christmas traditions
(in fact, most of them are NOT religious). I wouldn't dare to
interrupt a party where there is free food and drink!
This reminds me of the 12 days of Christmas letters. The
woman gets all of the items in the song. By the :
Keeper!
Made me laugh!
MJ
On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:47:33 -0500, "J. Clarke"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>You do realize that saying tht you are a "Christian" who does not recognize
>Christmas gives you the appearance of being a holier-than-thou jackass do
>you not?
At the very least, the statement qualifies for oxymoron status.
On Nov 2, 4:59=A0pm, RonB <[email protected]> wrote:
> I don't know what to do.
>
> I want to laugh, but unfortunately it's too damned real to be funny.
> We are slowly destroying one of our most enjoyable and sacred
> holidays.
>
> RonB
My sentiments exactly. It is funny but it is sad because it is all too
real.
On Tue, 03 Nov 2009 07:25:44 -0800, Larry Jaques
<novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote:
>On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:26:59 -0600, the infamous Dave Balderstone
><dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_Sbalderstone.ca> scrawled the following:
>
>>In article <[email protected]>, Larry Jaques
>><novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 15:55:47 -0500, the infamous FrozenNorth
>>> <[email protected]> scrawled the following:
>>>
>>> >Robatoy wrote:
>>> >> FROM: Robatoy
>>> >>
>>> >> TO: rec.woodworking
>>> >>
>>> >> DATE: November 01, 2009
>>> >>
>>> >> RE: Gala Christmas Party
>>> >
>>> >Nobody wants to go to Sarnia.
>>> >;-)
>>>
>>> Narnia, yes. Sarnia? Where the hell is Sarnia?
>>
>>It's where nobody wants to go, C-less... East of Flint, north of
>>Detroit, in Canukistan on the south end of Lake Huron.
>
>Eek! Ice Country. They can have it.
That's Canada's "banana belt" - AKA the "suncoast"
>
>
>>> ---
>>> Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight
>>> very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands.
>>> It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
>>> --John Wayne (1907 - 1979)
>>
>>Your sig line is broke. Replace that third hyphen with a space and the
>>universe will realign itself and all usenet will rejoice.
>
>Oy vay! OK, it's changed, the offending hyphen removed. Testing,
>Testily, Un, Deux, Trois.
"RicodJour" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:ef256b7e-4141-4db4-bcdb-8193fbaf78fa@m20g2000vbp.googlegroups.com...
On Nov 1, 5:54 pm, "EXT" <[email protected]> wrote:
> As a Christian who does not recognize Christmas as a legitimate
> celebration,
> I simply choose not to attend, makes it easy for everyone who may be
> involved.
There is no such thing as an illegitimate celebration.
There is such a thing as curmudgeonly behavior.
Would you refuse to go to a Jewish bris? A Muslim wedding?
Ever traveled and been inside the church/temple/synagogue of another
faith?
Did you explode? Engage in wanton and lascivious acts? No? Hmmm.
It is no reflection on you whatever other people choose to celebrate.
It is a reflection on you that you can't share in other people's
happiness.
For that I am sorry.
R
Nicely put.
On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 15:55:47 -0500, the infamous FrozenNorth
<[email protected]> scrawled the following:
>Robatoy wrote:
>> FROM: Robatoy
>>
>> TO: rec.woodworking
>>
>> DATE: November 01, 2009
>>
>> RE: Gala Christmas Party
>
>Nobody wants to go to Sarnia.
>;-)
Narnia, yes. Sarnia? Where the hell is Sarnia?
---
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight
very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands.
It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
--John Wayne (1907 - 1979)
On Nov 1, 5:54=A0pm, "EXT" <[email protected]> wrote:
> As a Christian who does not recognize Christmas as a legitimate celebrati=
on,
> I simply choose not to attend, makes it easy for everyone who may be
> involved.
There is no such thing as an illegitimate celebration.
There is such a thing as curmudgeonly behavior.
Would you refuse to go to a Jewish bris? A Muslim wedding?
Ever traveled and been inside the church/temple/synagogue of another
faith?
Did you explode? Engage in wanton and lascivious acts? No? Hmmm.
It is no reflection on you whatever other people choose to celebrate.
It is a reflection on you that you can't share in other people's
happiness.
For that I am sorry.
R
EXT wrote:
> As a Christian who does not recognize Christmas as a legitimate
> celebration, I simply choose not to attend, makes it easy for
> everyone who may be involved.
You do realize that saying tht you are a "Christian" who does not recognize
Christmas gives you the appearance of being a holier-than-thou jackass do
you not?
"Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
>
> To: All Employees
>
> DATE: October 04, 2003
>
> RE: Generic Holiday Party
>
>
> What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20
> begins the
> Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking
> during daylight hours. There goes the
> party! Seriously, we can appreciate how a luncheon at this time
> of year does not accommodate our Muslim employees' beliefs. Perhaps
> the Grill House can hold off on serving your meal until the end of
> the party or else package everything for you to take it home in
> little foil doggy baggy. Will that work?
Nope! Dogs are unclean. How about a foil Kitty Baggy?
Max wrote:
> "Joe" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>>
>> <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>>> On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:47:33 -0500, "J. Clarke"
>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>> You do realize that saying tht you are a "Christian" who does not
>>>> recognize
>>>> Christmas gives you the appearance of being a holier-than-thou
>>>> jackass do you not?
>>>
>>> At the very least, the statement qualifies for oxymoron status.
>>
>> without the oxy.
>
> I just love the gentle, kind, Christian rejoinders.
I'm not a Christian.
Max wrote:
> "J. Clarke" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> Max wrote:
>>> "Joe" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> news:[email protected]...
>>>>
>>>> <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>>> news:[email protected]...
>>>>> On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:47:33 -0500, "J. Clarke"
>>>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> You do realize that saying tht you are a "Christian" who does not
>>>>>> recognize
>>>>>> Christmas gives you the appearance of being a holier-than-thou
>>>>>> jackass do you not?
>>>>>
>>>>> At the very least, the statement qualifies for oxymoron status.
>>>>
>>>> without the oxy.
>>>
>>> I just love the gentle, kind, Christian rejoinders.
>>
>> I'm not a Christian.
>
> Why do you think I was addressing you?
If you are addressing a specific person, then it is customary to state which
person you are addressing. This is USENET, not email.
"Stuart" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> In article <[email protected]>,
> Bill <[email protected]> wrote:
>> I just want to say that my wife and I thought the original post was
>> hilarious!
>
> Well, amusing certainly and I have passed it on. For some reason I did not
> see the original post, the first I saw was that by EXT, which I thought
> strange. I found it eventually though.
>
Sorry, I just assumed that this post started with the sequence of letters
regarding
what was going to be a Christmas party. For what it's worth, I don't
correspond Christmas parties
with the religious holiday of the same name--so it didn't come accross as
sacrilegious to me.
Bill
On Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:13:52 -0500, the infamous [email protected]
scrawled the following:
>On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 21:54:22 -0800, "Lew Hodgett"
><[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Larry Jaques wrote:
>>
>>> Narnia, yes. Sarnia? Where the hell is Sarnia?
>>
>>Eastern terminus of the Blue Water Bridge.
>>
>>Home of a very neat yacht club with a crazy bunch of Canuk members.
>>
>>Lew
>>
>>
>Petroleum Central - just down the road a ways from Petrolia and Oil
>Springs.
Dave was the only clue-giving respondent. The rest of you might have
well have just said "Oh, you must mean The Same Old Place. It's around
back. Here, I'll get you the key."
--
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight
very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands.
It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
--John Wayne (1907 - 1979)
On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 21:54:22 -0800, "Lew Hodgett"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>
>"Larry Jaques wrote:
>
>> Narnia, yes. Sarnia? Where the hell is Sarnia?
>
>Eastern terminus of the Blue Water Bridge.
>
>Home of a very neat yacht club with a crazy bunch of Canuk members.
>
>Lew
>
>
Petroleum Central - just down the road a ways from Petrolia and Oil
Springs.
<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:47:33 -0500, "J. Clarke"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>You do realize that saying tht you are a "Christian" who does not
>>recognize
>>Christmas gives you the appearance of being a holier-than-thou jackass do
>>you not?
>
> At the very least, the statement qualifies for oxymoron status.
without the oxy.
On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:26:59 -0600, the infamous Dave Balderstone
<dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_Sbalderstone.ca> scrawled the following:
>In article <[email protected]>, Larry Jaques
><novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 15:55:47 -0500, the infamous FrozenNorth
>> <[email protected]> scrawled the following:
>>
>> >Robatoy wrote:
>> >> FROM: Robatoy
>> >>
>> >> TO: rec.woodworking
>> >>
>> >> DATE: November 01, 2009
>> >>
>> >> RE: Gala Christmas Party
>> >
>> >Nobody wants to go to Sarnia.
>> >;-)
>>
>> Narnia, yes. Sarnia? Where the hell is Sarnia?
>
>It's where nobody wants to go, C-less... East of Flint, north of
>Detroit, in Canukistan on the south end of Lake Huron.
Eek! Ice Country. They can have it.
>> ---
>> Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight
>> very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands.
>> It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
>> --John Wayne (1907 - 1979)
>
>Your sig line is broke. Replace that third hyphen with a space and the
>universe will realign itself and all usenet will rejoice.
Oy vay! OK, it's changed, the offending hyphen removed. Testing,
Testily, Un, Deux, Trois.
--
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight
very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands.
It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
--John Wayne (1907 - 1979)
On Tue, 03 Nov 2009 07:25:44 -0800, Larry Jaques
<novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote:
>On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:26:59 -0600, the infamous Dave Balderstone
><dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_Sbalderstone.ca> scrawled the following:
>
>>In article <[email protected]>, Larry Jaques
>><novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 15:55:47 -0500, the infamous FrozenNorth
>>> <[email protected]> scrawled the following:
>>>
>>> >Robatoy wrote:
>>> >> FROM: Robatoy
>>> >>
>>> >> TO: rec.woodworking
>>> >>
>>> >> DATE: November 01, 2009
>>> >>
>>> >> RE: Gala Christmas Party
>>> >
>>> >Nobody wants to go to Sarnia.
>>> >;-)
>>>
>>> Narnia, yes. Sarnia? Where the hell is Sarnia?
>>
>>It's where nobody wants to go, C-less... East of Flint, north of
>>Detroit, in Canukistan on the south end of Lake Huron.
>
>Eek! Ice Country. They can have it.
>
Lattitude is 42:58N -- just a hair north of the california northern
order at 42N
>>> ---
>>> Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight
>>> very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands.
>>> It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
>>> --John Wayne (1907 - 1979)
>>
>>Your sig line is broke. Replace that third hyphen with a space and the
>>universe will realign itself and all usenet will rejoice.
>
>Oy vay! OK, it's changed, the offending hyphen removed. Testing,
>Testily, Un, Deux, Trois.