Using one of those 24" drill bits (from HFT) to drill a hole through
three pieces of material while standing on a ladder I felt something.
I kept on going and drilled the first eight-inch hole, drove in the
bolt and tightened it up before proceeding to drill the hole for the
second bolt.
This time, I turned my head to sight down the bit to make sure I
drilled a straight hole and really felt something.
My long hair had wrapped around the drill bit so tight that I actually
pulled a 2 x 3" patch of hair from my scalp!
Hurt like hell for a minute or so while my wife (glad she was there)
helped me reverse the bit, get off the ladder and extricate my head
from my electric drill.
Thought it was worth posting my wife's advice - "pull your hair back
and wrap it in a pony tail."
On Sun, 11 Jul 2010 21:38:55 -0500, Steve Turner
<[email protected]> wrote the following:
I said:
>> Bailiff, whack his pee pee.
>
>Are you Leslie Horwinkle?
I think that was Sister Mary Elephant. No, it was the judge.
--
EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight,
which somehow eases those pains and indignities following
our every deficiency in foresight.
Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> "J. Clarke" <[email protected]> wrote
>>
>> I used to. Then my router started climbing my hair. Fortunately it
>> stalled before it got to my face. I walked into the first barber
>> shop (or what passes for one these days) I saw and asked for a #2
>> buzz cut. The guy looked at me like I was nuts. I asked him what
>> the problem was. He had no idea what "#2 buzz cut" meant. I thanked
>> him for his time, went down to Wally World and shelled out 20 bucks
>> for a clipper, put the #2 comb on it, and problem solved.
>>
>
> Never had really long hair, never saw the fascination. I have the same
> clipper for what is left. Life is easier being bald. I should have
> done this 40 years ago.
Damn Edwin - I wish I had your outlook - but... I don't.
--
-Mike-
[email protected]
On Fri, 9 Jul 2010 07:30:06 -0700 (PDT), Robatoy wrote:
> On Jul 9, 1:33 am, "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote:
>> "Hoosierpopi" wrote:
>>> My long hair had wrapped around the drill bit so tight that I
>>> actually
>>> pulled a 2 x 3" patch of hair from my scalp!
>>
>> -------------------------
>> Try a haircut.
>>
>> Lew
>
> Damn hippies!
I arrange to meet people all over the south when delivering dogs
and I tell them to look for the ugliest, leftover hippie in sight.
Don't want to scare them, they have to have some warning.
basilisk
Hoosierpopi wrote:
>
> Thought it was worth posting my wife's advice - "pull your hair back
> and wrap it in a pony tail."
You suck. There are lots of us who had that kind of hair, and now don't.
To you and those like you who still have that hair, we enviously state - I
phart in your general directionk, sir...
--
-Mike-
[email protected]
On Thu, 8 Jul 2010 21:51:05 -0700 (PDT), Hoosierpopi wrote:
> Using one of those 24" drill bits (from HFT) to drill a hole through
> three pieces of material while standing on a ladder I felt something.
>
> I kept on going and drilled the first eight-inch hole, drove in the
> bolt and tightened it up before proceeding to drill the hole for the
> second bolt.
>
> This time, I turned my head to sight down the bit to make sure I
> drilled a straight hole and really felt something.
>
> My long hair had wrapped around the drill bit so tight that I actually
> pulled a 2 x 3" patch of hair from my scalp!
>
> Hurt like hell for a minute or so while my wife (glad she was there)
> helped me reverse the bit, get off the ladder and extricate my head
> from my electric drill.
>
> Thought it was worth posting my wife's advice - "pull your hair back
> and wrap it in a pony tail."
Ouch!
I worked at a log house factory back in the 70"s
and saw a guy get about half his hair yanked out
on a large pantograph router, busted his head
up badly when it smacked the side of the machine.
He was lucky all he lost was hair.
I have long hair and keep it tied in a pony tail
most all the time, especially when working.
On Fri, 09 Jul 2010 08:38:42 -0400, J. Clarke wrote:
> On 7/9/2010 7:41 AM, basilisk wrote:
>> On Thu, 8 Jul 2010 21:51:05 -0700 (PDT), Hoosierpopi wrote:
>>
>>> Using one of those 24" drill bits (from HFT) to drill a hole through
>>> three pieces of material while standing on a ladder I felt something.
>>>
>>> I kept on going and drilled the first eight-inch hole, drove in the
>>> bolt and tightened it up before proceeding to drill the hole for the
>>> second bolt.
>>>
>>> This time, I turned my head to sight down the bit to make sure I
>>> drilled a straight hole and really felt something.
>>>
>>> My long hair had wrapped around the drill bit so tight that I actually
>>> pulled a 2 x 3" patch of hair from my scalp!
>>>
>>> Hurt like hell for a minute or so while my wife (glad she was there)
>>> helped me reverse the bit, get off the ladder and extricate my head
>>> from my electric drill.
>>>
>>> Thought it was worth posting my wife's advice - "pull your hair back
>>> and wrap it in a pony tail."
>>
>> Ouch!
>>
>> I worked at a log house factory back in the 70"s
>> and saw a guy get about half his hair yanked out
>> on a large pantograph router, busted his head
>> up badly when it smacked the side of the machine.
>> He was lucky all he lost was hair.
>>
>> I have long hair and keep it tied in a pony tail
>> most all the time, especially when working.
>
> I used to. Then my router started climbing my hair. Fortunately it
> stalled before it got to my face. I walked into the first barber shop
> (or what passes for one these days) I saw and asked for a #2 buzz cut.
> The guy looked at me like I was nuts. I asked him what the problem was.
> He had no idea what "#2 buzz cut" meant. I thanked him for his time,
> went down to Wally World and shelled out 20 bucks for a clipper, put the
> #2 comb on it, and problem solved.
Long hair becomes the sixth appendage to keep out of harms way,
annoying sometimes.
basilisk
On Jul 9, 1:40=A0am, Bill <[email protected]> wrote:
> Kevin(Bluey) wrote:
> > I'd cut the long hair off.
> > Least you could do is wear a cap and tuck your mop under it.
> > Long hair and rotating machinery are a very dangerous combination .
> > Your lucky it wasn't a gear driven pedestal drill .
> > I saw a guy have his scalp ripped clean off his head using a radial arm
> > tool room drill .
> > Made me sick in the guts.
>
> At my high school, there was a student with about half of his hair
> ripped off taped to the drill press.
>
> In the last few days, my wife and I worked out a rule about interrupting
> me while I am working with electrical wiring or power tools. She did not
> "get it" until I more carefully explained how important it is for me to
> keep my concentration during those times. =A0So far, just saying "remembe=
r
> our main rule" has allowed me to stay on track.
I had similar "discussions" with SWMBO, years ago. She now refuses to
be in the area when I'm working, which means no more help. Be warned.
> A 30 year-old story my mother seems to like to tell is when I was
> painting the trim on her 2nd-story windows on a ladder, and she turned
> and said good-bye to me as she was leaving. =A0Both hands full, I turned
> towards her and had a "real-interesting" moment there as I searched for
> my center of gravity. My wife had heard that story, and when I recalled
> it this week, she "got it".
"Bill" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Bill wrote:
>
>>
>> At my high school, there was a student with about half of his hair
>> ripped off taped to the drill press.
>
> Of course, I meant to write: At my high school, there was a *picture* of
> a student with about half of his hair ripped off taped to the drill press.
I liked the first one better. :)
"Larry W" <[email protected]> wrote
>
> I'd hate to hear your advice to someone who injured their genitals.
>
>
With all the "attachments" and accidents with a reciprocating saw used for
sexual purposes, it won't be long before we see a warning label concerning
this "unauthorized" use for this tool.
"Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
On Jul 9, 1:33 am, "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "Hoosierpopi" wrote:
> > My long hair had wrapped around the drill bit so tight that I
> > actually
> > pulled a 2 x 3" patch of hair from my scalp!
>
> -------------------------
> Try a haircut.
>
> Lew
Damn hippies!
=================
That what I was going to say.
Reminds me of a story told to me by a reserve sheriff deputy. He was working
one night and had to arrest a drunk and combative woman. She grabbed his
hair and pulled a bunch of off of his head. He went to the hospital and had
it sewed back on. Just as soon as it healed up, he went to the barber shop.
He has had short hair ever since. He learned his lesson.
I used to have long hair and I still like the look of it. Initally it was
because my father did not approve of it. But there is a host of practical
considerations that make long hair a liability in a lot of situations. And
personal safety ranks right up there at the top of the list. You have to
look at the risk/benefits ratio. Is the long hair worth the risk to life and
limb? Or in this case, life and scalp.
Besides, if my hair is short and I am shaved, I don't have to listen to my
wife bitch about it all the time.
"basilisk" wrote
>
> I arrange to meet people all over the south when delivering dogs
> and I tell them to look for the ugliest, leftover hippie in sight.
>
> Don't want to scare them, they have to have some warning.
>
There ya go. An ugly warning.
I never thought of that. But it makes sense.
That is very considerate of you.
"Mike Marlow" wrote:
> Well - not so true. Many of us USED to have long hair and managed
> quite well in various shops. As well, many crew cut guys have had
> their share of incidents. Maybe even more than those aged hippies
> of us. I think you'd have a hard time demonstrating that long hair
> has been the source of most shop accidents.
---------------------------
The escape clause is always anecdotal evidence.
Long hairs are not welcome in my shop.
It's nothing personal, but I don't want the responsibility of making
"that" call.
Hopefully, my insurance company wouldn't have it any other way.
Lew
"Larry Jaques" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Fri, 9 Jul 2010 20:00:48 -0700 (PDT), Robatoy
> <[email protected]> wrote the following:
>
>>On Jul 9, 10:11 pm, Larry Jaques <[email protected]> wrote:
>>> On Fri, 9 Jul 2010 07:16:45 +0000 (UTC),
>>> [email protected] (Larry W) wrote the following:
>>>
>>> >In article <[email protected]>,
>>> >Lew Hodgett <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>> >>"Hoosierpopi" wrote:
>>>
>>> >>> My long hair had wrapped around the drill bit so tight that I
>>> >>> actually
>>> >>> pulled a 2 x 3" patch of hair from my scalp!
>>> >>-------------------------
>>> >>Try a haircut.
>>>
>>> Yeah, damned long-haired hippie freak!
>>>
>>> >I'd hate to hear your advice to someone who injured their genitals.
>>>
>>> That would be quite a eunuch experience, wouldn't it?
>>
>>I am going to ignore that.
>
> OK, but didja have to say that in such a falsetto voice?
>
My uncle had a falsetto teeth.
B.
"Larry Jaques" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Sun, 11 Jul 2010 00:14:53 -0400, "Buddy Matlosz"
> <[email protected]> wrote the following:
>
>>
>>"Larry Jaques" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>news:[email protected]...
>>> On Fri, 9 Jul 2010 20:00:48 -0700 (PDT), Robatoy
>>> <[email protected]> wrote the following:
>>>
>>>>On Jul 9, 10:11 pm, Larry Jaques <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>> On Fri, 9 Jul 2010 07:16:45 +0000 (UTC),
>>>>> [email protected] (Larry W) wrote the following:
>>>>>
>>>>> >In article <[email protected]>,
>>>>> >Lew Hodgett <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> >>"Hoosierpopi" wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> >>> My long hair had wrapped around the drill bit so tight that I
>>>>> >>> actually
>>>>> >>> pulled a 2 x 3" patch of hair from my scalp!
>>>>> >>-------------------------
>>>>> >>Try a haircut.
>>>>>
>>>>> Yeah, damned long-haired hippie freak!
>>>>>
>>>>> >I'd hate to hear your advice to someone who injured their genitals.
>>>>>
>>>>> That would be quite a eunuch experience, wouldn't it?
>>>>
>>>>I am going to ignore that.
>>>
>>> OK, but didja have to say that in such a falsetto voice?
>>>
>>My uncle had a falsetto teeth.
>
> Bailiff, whack his pee pee.
>
OK, I confess to stealing that one from Chico Marx.
B.
On Sun, 11 Jul 2010 00:14:53 -0400, "Buddy Matlosz"
<[email protected]> wrote the following:
>
>"Larry Jaques" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> On Fri, 9 Jul 2010 20:00:48 -0700 (PDT), Robatoy
>> <[email protected]> wrote the following:
>>
>>>On Jul 9, 10:11 pm, Larry Jaques <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 9 Jul 2010 07:16:45 +0000 (UTC),
>>>> [email protected] (Larry W) wrote the following:
>>>>
>>>> >In article <[email protected]>,
>>>> >Lew Hodgett <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >>"Hoosierpopi" wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >>> My long hair had wrapped around the drill bit so tight that I
>>>> >>> actually
>>>> >>> pulled a 2 x 3" patch of hair from my scalp!
>>>> >>-------------------------
>>>> >>Try a haircut.
>>>>
>>>> Yeah, damned long-haired hippie freak!
>>>>
>>>> >I'd hate to hear your advice to someone who injured their genitals.
>>>>
>>>> That would be quite a eunuch experience, wouldn't it?
>>>
>>>I am going to ignore that.
>>
>> OK, but didja have to say that in such a falsetto voice?
>>
>My uncle had a falsetto teeth.
Bailiff, whack his pee pee.
--
EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight,
which somehow eases those pains and indignities following
our every deficiency in foresight.
On Jul 12, 5:36=A0pm, Steve Turner <[email protected]> wrote:
> On 07/12/2010 04:06 PM, Larry Jaques wrote:
>
> > On Sun, 11 Jul 2010 21:38:55 -0500, Steve Turner
> > <[email protected]> =A0wrote the following:
>
> > I said:
> >>> Bailiff, whack his pee pee.
>
> >> Are you Leslie Horwinkle?
>
> > I think that was Sister Mary Elephant. No, it was the judge.
>
> Yes, the judge was the orator in both cases. =A0Leslie Horwinkle was the =
one with the naughty
> pee pee. =A0:-)
>
> --
> See Nad. =A0See Nad go. =A0Go Nad!
> To reply, eat the taco.http://www.flickr.com/photos/bbqboyee/
THE line/moment that truly cracked me up beyond repair was when Blind
Melon Chitlins blew this huge raspberry and then: "somebody hand him
his harmonica!"
In article <[email protected]>,
Kevin(Bluey) <[email protected]> wrote:
> I'd cut the long hair off.
> Least you could do is wear a cap and tuck your mop under it.
> Long hair and rotating machinery are a very dangerous combination .
This needs no words
http://www.lildobe.net/gallery2/v/Disasters/indacc/Lathe_Accident/
In article <[email protected]>,
Larry W <[email protected]> wrote:
> >Try a haircut.
> >
> >Lew
> >
> I'd hate to hear your advice to someone who injured their genitals.
Don't know about you but I normally keep my genitals /inside/ my jeans.
On 7/9/2010 6:14 PM, Stuart wrote:
> In article<[email protected]>,
> Kevin(Bluey)<[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> I'd cut the long hair off.
>> Least you could do is wear a cap and tuck your mop under it.
>> Long hair and rotating machinery are a very dangerous combination .
>
> This needs no words
>
> http://www.lildobe.net/gallery2/v/Disasters/indacc/Lathe_Accident/
>
barffff eeeerrrk , I didnt really need that ,I've been around rotating
machinery all my working life and I know what it can do .
I've seen a few gorey episodes in the last 45 years .
wearing gloves while usiing drills ,long hair around drills and
clothing getting caught in lathes.
Digits being removed by rotating vee belts etc.
--
Kevin (Bluey)
"I'm not young enough to know everything."
[email protected]
On Jul 9, 10:11=A0pm, Larry Jaques <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Fri, 9 Jul 2010 07:16:45 +0000 (UTC),
> [email protected] (Larry W) wrote the following:
>
> >In article <[email protected]>,
> >Lew Hodgett <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >>"Hoosierpopi" wrote:
>
> >>> My long hair had wrapped around the drill bit so tight that I
> >>> actually
> >>> pulled a 2 x 3" patch of hair from my scalp!
> >>-------------------------
> >>Try a haircut.
>
> Yeah, damned long-haired hippie freak!
>
> >I'd hate to hear your advice to someone who injured their genitals.
>
> That would be quite a eunuch experience, wouldn't it?
>
I am going to ignore that.
Lew Hodgett wrote:
> "Hoosierpopi" wrote:
>
>> My long hair had wrapped around the drill bit so tight that I
>> actually
>> pulled a 2 x 3" patch of hair from my scalp!
> -------------------------
> Try a haircut.
>
Stop it Lew...
--
-Mike-
[email protected]
Stuart wrote:
> In article <[email protected]>,
> Kevin(Bluey) <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> I'd cut the long hair off.
>> Least you could do is wear a cap and tuck your mop under it.
>> Long hair and rotating machinery are a very dangerous combination .
>
> This needs no words
>
> http://www.lildobe.net/gallery2/v/Disasters/indacc/Lathe_Accident/
Good for you. You found something gory to post. Maybe you should do a
google search for saw accidents too. You could just do on and on finding
things that would put us all out of business.
--
-Mike-
[email protected]
On Jul 9, 1:33=A0am, "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "Hoosierpopi" wrote:
> > My long hair had wrapped around the drill bit so tight that I
> > actually
> > pulled a 2 x 3" patch of hair from my scalp!
>
> -------------------------
> Try a haircut.
>
> Lew
Damn hippies!
"J. Clarke" <[email protected]> wrote
>
> I wasn't a Hippy in the '60s and decided to try it out for a while.
>
The "free love" thing was OK but I never participated in the rest. I laugh
when I see some of the now aged hippies nearly bald that still have a
scraggly pony tail.
"Larry W" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> In article <[email protected]>,
> Lew Hodgett <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>"Hoosierpopi" wrote:
>>
>>> My long hair had wrapped around the drill bit so tight that I
>>> actually
>>> pulled a 2 x 3" patch of hair from my scalp!
>>-------------------------
>>Try a haircut.
>>
>>Lew
>>
>
> I'd hate to hear your advice to someone who injured their genitals.
>
>
Hmmm...I'm Skoptical about that. Q.V.,
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=skoptics+genital*&btnG=Search
Regards,
Edward Hennessey
>
>
> --
> Make it as simple as possible, but no simpler.
>
> Larry Wasserman - Baltimore Maryland - lwasserm(a)sdf. lonestar.
> org
Always a different twist to everything...LOL
OUCH!
"Lobby Dosser" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
If someone gets his genitals wrapped around a drill, it is too late for
advice.
It may also be Darwin at work.
"Larry W" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> In article <[email protected]>,
> Lew Hodgett <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>"Hoosierpopi" wrote:
>>
>>> My long hair had wrapped around the drill bit so tight that I
>>> actually
>>> pulled a 2 x 3" patch of hair from my scalp!
>>-------------------------
>>Try a haircut.
>>
>>Lew
>>
>
> I'd hate to hear your advice to someone who injured their genitals.
>
On 7/9/2010 2:21 PM, Hoosierpopi wrote:
> Using one of those 24" drill bits (from HFT) to drill a hole through
> three pieces of material while standing on a ladder I felt something.
>
> I kept on going and drilled the first eight-inch hole, drove in the
> bolt and tightened it up before proceeding to drill the hole for the
> second bolt.
>
> This time, I turned my head to sight down the bit to make sure I
> drilled a straight hole and really felt something.
>
> My long hair had wrapped around the drill bit so tight that I actually
> pulled a 2 x 3" patch of hair from my scalp!
>
> Hurt like hell for a minute or so while my wife (glad she was there)
> helped me reverse the bit, get off the ladder and extricate my head
> from my electric drill.
>
> Thought it was worth posting my wife's advice - "pull your hair back
> and wrap it in a pony tail."
I'd cut the long hair off.
Least you could do is wear a cap and tuck your mop under it.
Long hair and rotating machinery are a very dangerous combination .
Your lucky it wasn't a gear driven pedestal drill .
I saw a guy have his scalp ripped clean off his head using a radial arm
tool room drill .
Made me sick in the guts.
--
Kevin (Bluey)
"I'm not young enough to know everything."
[email protected]
"J. Clarke" <[email protected]> wrote
>
> I used to. Then my router started climbing my hair. Fortunately it
> stalled before it got to my face. I walked into the first barber shop (or
> what passes for one these days) I saw and asked for a #2 buzz cut. The guy
> looked at me like I was nuts. I asked him what the problem was. He had no
> idea what "#2 buzz cut" meant. I thanked him for his time, went down to
> Wally World and shelled out 20 bucks for a clipper, put the #2 comb on it,
> and problem solved.
>
Never had really long hair, never saw the fascination. I have the same
clipper for what is left. Life is easier being bald. I should have done
this 40 years ago.
On Sat, 10 Jul 2010 00:15:33 -0700, Lew Hodgett wrote:
> "Mike Marlow" wrote:
>
>> Well - not so true. Many of us USED to have long hair and managed
>> quite well in various shops. As well, many crew cut guys have had
>> their share of incidents. Maybe even more than those aged hippies of
>> us. I think you'd have a hard time demonstrating that long hair has
>> been the source of most shop accidents.
> ---------------------------
> The escape clause is always anecdotal evidence.
>
> Long hairs are not welcome in my shop.
>
> It's nothing personal, but I don't want the responsibility of making
> "that" call.
>
> Hopefully, my insurance company wouldn't have it any other way.
>
> Lew
First time I've every been banned from a place because of my hair,
it's usually my behavior.
basilisk
--
A wink is as good as a nod to a blind horse
On Fri, 9 Jul 2010 20:00:48 -0700 (PDT), Robatoy
<[email protected]> wrote the following:
>On Jul 9, 10:11 pm, Larry Jaques <[email protected]> wrote:
>> On Fri, 9 Jul 2010 07:16:45 +0000 (UTC),
>> [email protected] (Larry W) wrote the following:
>>
>> >In article <[email protected]>,
>> >Lew Hodgett <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> >>"Hoosierpopi" wrote:
>>
>> >>> My long hair had wrapped around the drill bit so tight that I
>> >>> actually
>> >>> pulled a 2 x 3" patch of hair from my scalp!
>> >>-------------------------
>> >>Try a haircut.
>>
>> Yeah, damned long-haired hippie freak!
>>
>> >I'd hate to hear your advice to someone who injured their genitals.
>>
>> That would be quite a eunuch experience, wouldn't it?
>
>I am going to ignore that.
OK, but didja have to say that in such a falsetto voice?
--
EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight,
which somehow eases those pains and indignities following
our every deficiency in foresight.
Lew Hodgett wrote:
> I previously wrote:
>>> Try a haircut.
> -----------------------------
> "Mike Marlow" wrote:
>> Stop it Lew...
> -------------------------
> Straight forward problem, straight forward solution.
>
> You want long hair, stay out of the shop.
>
> You want to be in the shop, don't have long hair.
>
Well - not so true. Many of us USED to have long hair and managed quite
well in various shops. As well, many crew cut guys have had their share of
incidents. Maybe even more than those aged hippies of us. I think you'd
have a hard time demonstrating that long hair has been the source of most
shop accidents.
--
-Mike-
[email protected]
Kevin(Bluey) wrote:
>
> I'd cut the long hair off.
I wouldn't.
> Least you could do is wear a cap and tuck your mop under it.
> Long hair and rotating machinery are a very dangerous combination .
> Your lucky it wasn't a gear driven pedestal drill .
> I saw a guy have his scalp ripped clean off his head using a radial
> arm tool room drill .
> Made me sick in the guts.
Me thinks you just don't like his long hair.
--
-Mike-
[email protected]
On Jul 10, 12:19=A0pm, -MIKE- <[email protected]> wrote:
> On 7/10/10 12:45 AM, J. Clarke wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On 7/10/2010 1:12 AM, -MIKE- wrote:
> >> On 7/9/10 11:06 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:
> >>> I previously wrote:
> >>>>> Try a haircut.
> >>> -----------------------------
> >>> "Mike Marlow" wrote:
> >>>> Stop it Lew...
> >>> -------------------------
> >>> Straight forward problem, straight forward solution.
>
> >>> You want long hair, stay out of the shop.
>
> >>> You want to be in the shop, don't have long hair.
>
> >>> Lew
>
> >> No one's heard of a hat?
>
> > One more thing to fall off and get caught in the machinery.
>
> Follow that logic and you'll be naked.
> So, now we're back to the pecker joke.
>
*wiping keyboard, desk, etc...*
On Fri, 9 Jul 2010 23:24:33 -0400, "Mike Marlow"
<[email protected]> wrote the following:
>Stuart wrote:
>> In article <[email protected]>,
>> Kevin(Bluey) <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> I'd cut the long hair off.
>>> Least you could do is wear a cap and tuck your mop under it.
>>> Long hair and rotating machinery are a very dangerous combination .
>>
>> This needs no words
>>
>> http://www.lildobe.net/gallery2/v/Disasters/indacc/Lathe_Accident/
Look at the hammer on the right in the first picture. It appears that
the guy was a Darwin Award tryout from the beginning.
>Good for you. You found something gory to post. Maybe you should do a
>google search for saw accidents too. You could just do on and on finding
>things that would put us all out of business.
My favorite(?) is the bandsaw suicide.
http://www.suicidemethods.net/pix/bandsaw.htm
More gore, and the reasons given for their posting:
http://www.suicidemethods.net/pix/listpix.htm
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On Fri, 9 Jul 2010 07:16:45 +0000 (UTC),
[email protected] (Larry W) wrote the following:
>In article <[email protected]>,
>Lew Hodgett <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>"Hoosierpopi" wrote:
>>
>>> My long hair had wrapped around the drill bit so tight that I
>>> actually
>>> pulled a 2 x 3" patch of hair from my scalp!
>>-------------------------
>>Try a haircut.
Yeah, damned long-haired hippie freak!
>I'd hate to hear your advice to someone who injured their genitals.
That would be quite a eunuch experience, wouldn't it?
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which somehow eases those pains and indignities following
our every deficiency in foresight.
"Lee Michaels" <leemichaels*nadaspam*@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> On Jul 9, 1:33 am, "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote:
>> "Hoosierpopi" wrote:
>> > My long hair had wrapped around the drill bit so tight that I
>> > actually
>> > pulled a 2 x 3" patch of hair from my scalp!
>>
>> -------------------------
>> Try a haircut.
>>
>> Lew
>
> Damn hippies!
> =================
>
> That what I was going to say.
>
> Reminds me of a story told to me by a reserve sheriff deputy. He was
> working one night and had to arrest a drunk and combative woman. She
> grabbed his hair and pulled a bunch of off of his head. He went to
> the hospital and had it sewed back on. Just as soon as it healed up,
> he went to the barber shop. He has had short hair ever since. He
> learned his lesson.
Someone in an aggravated profession once advised that to him
"Hair is handles".
Regards,
Edward Hennessey
>
> I used to have long hair and I still like the look of it. Initally
> it was because my father did not approve of it. But there is a host
> of practical considerations that make long hair a liability in a lot
> of situations. And personal safety ranks right up there at the top
> of the list. You have to look at the risk/benefits ratio. Is the
> long hair worth the risk to life and limb? Or in this case, life
> and scalp.
>
> Besides, if my hair is short and I am shaved, I don't have to listen
> to my wife bitch about it all the time.
>
>
>
On Jul 9, 10:52=A0am, basilisk <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Fri, 9 Jul 2010 07:30:06 -0700 (PDT), Robatoy wrote:
> > On Jul 9, 1:33=A0am, "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote:
> >> "Hoosierpopi" wrote:
> >>> My long hair had wrapped around the drill bit so tight that I
> >>> actually
> >>> pulled a 2 x 3" patch of hair from my scalp!
>
> >> -------------------------
> >> Try a haircut.
>
> >> Lew
>
> > Damn hippies!
>
> I arrange to meet people all over the south when delivering dogs
> and I tell them to look for the ugliest, leftover hippie in sight.
>
> Don't want to scare them, they have to have some warning.
>
> basilisk
One of the techs I use looks like a page ripped right out of the
sixties, got abused by a stoner tattoo artist along the way; worked as
a roadie too long and has access to the most wicked hydroponic. or so
I'm told. Great guy to get stuck with in a too-long-a-lunch at the
local micro brewery. I try to keep my visits to him down to twice a
year.
People shouldn't be wearing any clothes around rotating machinery, except
for men and they should wear.... well..., some men should wear...
"Stuart" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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This needs no words
http://www.lildobe.net/gallery2/v/Disasters/indacc/Lathe_Accident/
In article <[email protected]>,
Kevin(Bluey) <[email protected]> wrote:
> I'd cut the long hair off.
> Least you could do is wear a cap and tuck your mop under it.
> Long hair and rotating machinery are a very dangerous combination .
On Sun, 11 Jul 2010 22:27:01 -0400, "Buddy Matlosz"
<[email protected]> wrote the following:
>
>"Larry Jaques" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> On Sun, 11 Jul 2010 00:14:53 -0400, "Buddy Matlosz"
>> <[email protected]> wrote the following:
>>>My uncle had a falsetto teeth.
>>
>> Bailiff, whack his pee pee.
>>
>OK, I confess to stealing that one from Chico Marx.
And I from Cheech and Chong.
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I always wondered why the variable speed on those things.
And now, many come with the purple sex lights by the bit holder too!
"Kevin(Bluey)" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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I cant imagine a reciPRICKating saw being much use for for sexual purposes .
Oh !!!!!! wait I get it now
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"I'm not young enough to know everything."
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Kevin(Bluey) wrote:
> I'd cut the long hair off.
> Least you could do is wear a cap and tuck your mop under it.
> Long hair and rotating machinery are a very dangerous combination .
> Your lucky it wasn't a gear driven pedestal drill .
> I saw a guy have his scalp ripped clean off his head using a radial arm
> tool room drill .
> Made me sick in the guts.
>
At my high school, there was a student with about half of his hair
ripped off taped to the drill press.
In the last few days, my wife and I worked out a rule about interrupting
me while I am working with electrical wiring or power tools. She did not
"get it" until I more carefully explained how important it is for me to
keep my concentration during those times. So far, just saying "remember
our main rule" has allowed me to stay on track.
A 30 year-old story my mother seems to like to tell is when I was
painting the trim on her 2nd-story windows on a ladder, and she turned
and said good-bye to me as she was leaving. Both hands full, I turned
towards her and had a "real-interesting" moment there as I searched for
my center of gravity. My wife had heard that story, and when I recalled
it this week, she "got it".
Bill
In article <[email protected]>,
Lew Hodgett <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>"Hoosierpopi" wrote:
>
>> My long hair had wrapped around the drill bit so tight that I
>> actually
>> pulled a 2 x 3" patch of hair from my scalp!
>-------------------------
>Try a haircut.
>
>Lew
>
I'd hate to hear your advice to someone who injured their genitals.
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Larry Wasserman - Baltimore Maryland - lwasserm(a)sdf. lonestar. org
On Mon, 12 Jul 2010 17:11:33 -0700 (PDT), Robatoy
<[email protected]> wrote the following:
>On Jul 12, 5:36 pm, Steve Turner <[email protected]> wrote:
>> On 07/12/2010 04:06 PM, Larry Jaques wrote:
>>
>> > On Sun, 11 Jul 2010 21:38:55 -0500, Steve Turner
>> > <[email protected]> wrote the following:
>>
>> > I said:
>> >>> Bailiff, whack his pee pee.
>>
>> >> Are you Leslie Horwinkle?
>>
>> > I think that was Sister Mary Elephant. No, it was the judge.
>>
>> Yes, the judge was the orator in both cases. Leslie Horwinkle was the one with the naughty
>> pee pee. :-)
>>
>> --
>> See Nad. See Nad go. Go Nad!
>> To reply, eat the taco.http://www.flickr.com/photos/bbqboyee/
>
>THE line/moment that truly cracked me up beyond repair was when Blind
>Melon Chitlins blew this huge raspberry and then: "somebody hand him
>his harmonica!"
<g> I liked his blues, BTW.
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"Larry W" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> In article <[email protected]>,
> Lew Hodgett <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>"Hoosierpopi" wrote:
>>
>>> My long hair had wrapped around the drill bit so tight that I
>>> actually
>>> pulled a 2 x 3" patch of hair from my scalp!
>>-------------------------
>>Try a haircut.
>>
>>Lew
>>
>
> I'd hate to hear your advice to someone who injured their genitals.
>
If someone gets his genitals wrapped around a drill, it is too late for
advice.
It may also be Darwin at work.
In article <[email protected]>, "Lobby Dosser" <[email protected]> wrote:
>"Larry W" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> In article <[email protected]>,
>> Lew Hodgett <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>"Hoosierpopi" wrote:
>>>
>>>> My long hair had wrapped around the drill bit so tight that I
>>>> actually
>>>> pulled a 2 x 3" patch of hair from my scalp!
>>>-------------------------
>>>Try a haircut.
>>>
>>>Lew
>>>
>>
>> I'd hate to hear your advice to someone who injured their genitals.
>>
>
>If someone gets his genitals wrapped around a drill, it is too late for
>advice.
>
>It may also be Darwin at work.
>
http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/scrotum.asp
In article <[email protected]>, "Lee Michaels" <leemichaels*nadaspam*@comcast.net> wrote:
>
>"Larry W" <[email protected]> wrote
>>
>> I'd hate to hear your advice to someone who injured their genitals.
>>
>>
>With all the "attachments" and accidents with a reciprocating saw used for
>sexual purposes, it won't be long before we see a warning label concerning
>this "unauthorized" use for this tool.
http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=82520&catid=158
On 7/9/2010 7:41 AM, basilisk wrote:
> On Thu, 8 Jul 2010 21:51:05 -0700 (PDT), Hoosierpopi wrote:
>
>> Using one of those 24" drill bits (from HFT) to drill a hole through
>> three pieces of material while standing on a ladder I felt something.
>>
>> I kept on going and drilled the first eight-inch hole, drove in the
>> bolt and tightened it up before proceeding to drill the hole for the
>> second bolt.
>>
>> This time, I turned my head to sight down the bit to make sure I
>> drilled a straight hole and really felt something.
>>
>> My long hair had wrapped around the drill bit so tight that I actually
>> pulled a 2 x 3" patch of hair from my scalp!
>>
>> Hurt like hell for a minute or so while my wife (glad she was there)
>> helped me reverse the bit, get off the ladder and extricate my head
>> from my electric drill.
>>
>> Thought it was worth posting my wife's advice - "pull your hair back
>> and wrap it in a pony tail."
>
> Ouch!
>
> I worked at a log house factory back in the 70"s
> and saw a guy get about half his hair yanked out
> on a large pantograph router, busted his head
> up badly when it smacked the side of the machine.
> He was lucky all he lost was hair.
>
> I have long hair and keep it tied in a pony tail
> most all the time, especially when working.
I used to. Then my router started climbing my hair. Fortunately it
stalled before it got to my face. I walked into the first barber shop
(or what passes for one these days) I saw and asked for a #2 buzz cut.
The guy looked at me like I was nuts. I asked him what the problem was.
He had no idea what "#2 buzz cut" meant. I thanked him for his time,
went down to Wally World and shelled out 20 bucks for a clipper, put the
#2 comb on it, and problem solved.
"Doug Miller" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> In article <[email protected]>, "Lobby Dosser"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>"Larry W" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>news:[email protected]...
>>> In article <[email protected]>,
>>> Lew Hodgett <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>"Hoosierpopi" wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> My long hair had wrapped around the drill bit so tight that I
>>>>> actually
>>>>> pulled a 2 x 3" patch of hair from my scalp!
>>>>-------------------------
>>>>Try a haircut.
>>>>
>>>>Lew
>>>>
>>>
>>> I'd hate to hear your advice to someone who injured their genitals.
>>>
>>
>>If someone gets his genitals wrapped around a drill, it is too late for
>>advice.
>>
>>It may also be Darwin at work.
>>
> http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/scrotum.asp
Bizarre!!
"Edward Hennessey" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Lee Michaels" <leemichaels*nadaspam*@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>>
>> "Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>> On Jul 9, 1:33 am, "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>> "Hoosierpopi" wrote:
>>> > My long hair had wrapped around the drill bit so tight that I
>>> > actually
>>> > pulled a 2 x 3" patch of hair from my scalp!
>>>
>>> -------------------------
>>> Try a haircut.
>>>
>>> Lew
>>
>> Damn hippies!
>> =================
>>
>> That what I was going to say.
>>
>> Reminds me of a story told to me by a reserve sheriff deputy. He was
>> working one night and had to arrest a drunk and combative woman. She
>> grabbed his hair and pulled a bunch of off of his head. He went to the
>> hospital and had it sewed back on. Just as soon as it healed up, he went
>> to the barber shop. He has had short hair ever since. He learned his
>> lesson.
>
> Someone in an aggravated profession once advised that to him
> "Hair is handles".
All you have to see to know that is two women in a fight ...
"J. Clarke" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On 7/9/2010 7:41 AM, basilisk wrote:
>> On Thu, 8 Jul 2010 21:51:05 -0700 (PDT), Hoosierpopi wrote:
>>
>>> Using one of those 24" drill bits (from HFT) to drill a hole through
>>> three pieces of material while standing on a ladder I felt something.
>>>
>>> I kept on going and drilled the first eight-inch hole, drove in the
>>> bolt and tightened it up before proceeding to drill the hole for the
>>> second bolt.
>>>
>>> This time, I turned my head to sight down the bit to make sure I
>>> drilled a straight hole and really felt something.
>>>
>>> My long hair had wrapped around the drill bit so tight that I actually
>>> pulled a 2 x 3" patch of hair from my scalp!
>>>
>>> Hurt like hell for a minute or so while my wife (glad she was there)
>>> helped me reverse the bit, get off the ladder and extricate my head
>>> from my electric drill.
>>>
>>> Thought it was worth posting my wife's advice - "pull your hair back
>>> and wrap it in a pony tail."
>>
>> Ouch!
>>
>> I worked at a log house factory back in the 70"s
>> and saw a guy get about half his hair yanked out
>> on a large pantograph router, busted his head
>> up badly when it smacked the side of the machine.
>> He was lucky all he lost was hair.
>>
>> I have long hair and keep it tied in a pony tail
>> most all the time, especially when working.
>
> I used to. Then my router started climbing my hair. Fortunately it
> stalled before it got to my face. I walked into the first barber shop (or
> what passes for one these days) I saw and asked for a #2 buzz cut. The guy
> looked at me like I was nuts. I asked him what the problem was. He had no
> idea what "#2 buzz cut" meant. I thanked him for his time, went down to
> Wally World and shelled out 20 bucks for a clipper, put the #2 comb on it,
> and problem solved.
>
Ties can also be a problem. CFO of a company I worked for was working late
one night and got his tie caught in the portable shredder. The shredder
chewed its way up his tie as he madly tried to power it off. He nailed the
tied to the wall above the shredder. Made you think before shredding.
"Larry Jaques" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Fri, 9 Jul 2010 07:16:45 +0000 (UTC),
> [email protected] (Larry W) wrote the following:
>
>>In article <[email protected]>,
>>Lew Hodgett <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>"Hoosierpopi" wrote:
>>>
>>>> My long hair had wrapped around the drill bit so tight that I
>>>> actually
>>>> pulled a 2 x 3" patch of hair from my scalp!
>>>-------------------------
>>>Try a haircut.
>
> Yeah, damned long-haired hippie freak!
>
>
>>I'd hate to hear your advice to someone who injured their genitals.
>
> That would be quite a eunuch experience, wouldn't it?
LOL!
"Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
>
> I previously wrote:
>>> Try a haircut.
> -----------------------------
> "Mike Marlow" wrote:
>> Stop it Lew...
> -------------------------
> Straight forward problem, straight forward solution.
>
> You want long hair, stay out of the shop.
>
> You want to be in the shop, don't have long hair.
>
> Lew
>
>
Hey, his shop. He make the rules.
On 7/9/2010 11:37 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>
> "J. Clarke" <[email protected]> wrote
>>
>> I used to. Then my router started climbing my hair. Fortunately it
>> stalled before it got to my face. I walked into the first barber shop
>> (or what passes for one these days) I saw and asked for a #2 buzz cut.
>> The guy looked at me like I was nuts. I asked him what the problem
>> was. He had no idea what "#2 buzz cut" meant. I thanked him for his
>> time, went down to Wally World and shelled out 20 bucks for a clipper,
>> put the #2 comb on it, and problem solved.
>>
>
> Never had really long hair, never saw the fascination.
I wasn't a Hippy in the '60s and decided to try it out for a while.
> I have the same
> clipper for what is left. Life is easier being bald. I should have done
> this 40 years ago.
On 7/9/10 11:06 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:
> I previously wrote:
>>> Try a haircut.
> -----------------------------
> "Mike Marlow" wrote:
>> Stop it Lew...
> -------------------------
> Straight forward problem, straight forward solution.
>
> You want long hair, stay out of the shop.
>
> You want to be in the shop, don't have long hair.
>
> Lew
>
No one's heard of a hat?
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On 7/10/2010 1:12 AM, -MIKE- wrote:
> On 7/9/10 11:06 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:
>> I previously wrote:
>>>> Try a haircut.
>> -----------------------------
>> "Mike Marlow" wrote:
>>> Stop it Lew...
>> -------------------------
>> Straight forward problem, straight forward solution.
>>
>> You want long hair, stay out of the shop.
>>
>> You want to be in the shop, don't have long hair.
>>
>> Lew
>>
>
> No one's heard of a hat?
One more thing to fall off and get caught in the machinery.
>
>
"Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Lobby Dosser" wrote:
>
>> Hey, his shop. He make the rules.
>
> -----------------------
> And Darwin still rules.
the barrancas and a man there is always alone.
>
> Fortunately.
>
> Lew
>
>
On 7/10/10 1:45 AM, J. Clarke wrote:
> On 7/10/2010 1:12 AM, -MIKE- wrote:
>> On 7/9/10 11:06 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:
>>> I previously wrote:
>>>>> Try a haircut.
>>> -----------------------------
>>> "Mike Marlow" wrote:
>>>> Stop it Lew...
>>> -------------------------
>>> Straight forward problem, straight forward solution.
>>>
>>> You want long hair, stay out of the shop.
>>>
>>> You want to be in the shop, don't have long hair.
>>>
>>> Lew
>>>
>>
>> No one's heard of a hat?
>
> One more thing to fall off and get caught in the machinery.
Use a couple nails to attach the hat.
:-)
--
Froz...
The system will be down for 10 days for preventive maintenance.
On 7/10/10 12:45 AM, J. Clarke wrote:
> On 7/10/2010 1:12 AM, -MIKE- wrote:
>> On 7/9/10 11:06 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:
>>> I previously wrote:
>>>>> Try a haircut.
>>> -----------------------------
>>> "Mike Marlow" wrote:
>>>> Stop it Lew...
>>> -------------------------
>>> Straight forward problem, straight forward solution.
>>>
>>> You want long hair, stay out of the shop.
>>>
>>> You want to be in the shop, don't have long hair.
>>>
>>> Lew
>>>
>>
>> No one's heard of a hat?
>
> One more thing to fall off and get caught in the machinery.
>>
Follow that logic and you'll be naked.
So, now we're back to the pecker joke.
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On 7/10/2010 12:22 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>
> "J. Clarke" <[email protected]> wrote
>>
>> I wasn't a Hippy in the '60s and decided to try it out for a while.
>>
>
> The "free love" thing was OK but I never participated in the rest. I
> laugh when I see some of the now aged hippies nearly bald that still
> have a scraggly pony tail.
I work with a few of those. DUDE, cut your hair! The party's over!
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On 7/10/10 12:24 PM, Steve Turner wrote:
> On 7/10/2010 12:22 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>
>> "J. Clarke" <[email protected]> wrote
>>>
>>> I wasn't a Hippy in the '60s and decided to try it out for a while.
>>>
>>
>> The "free love" thing was OK but I never participated in the rest. I
>> laugh when I see some of the now aged hippies nearly bald that still
>> have a scraggly pony tail.
>
> I work with a few of those. DUDE, cut your hair! The party's over!
>
I saw a bumper sticker on the college campus....
"Jerry's Dead, Phish Sucks, Get a Job."
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On 7/11/2010 12:56 PM, Larry Jaques wrote:
> On Sun, 11 Jul 2010 00:14:53 -0400, "Buddy Matlosz"
> <[email protected]> wrote the following:
>
>>
>> "Larry Jaques"<[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>>> On Fri, 9 Jul 2010 20:00:48 -0700 (PDT), Robatoy
>>> <[email protected]> wrote the following:
>>>
>>>> On Jul 9, 10:11 pm, Larry Jaques<[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>> On Fri, 9 Jul 2010 07:16:45 +0000 (UTC),
>>>>> [email protected] (Larry W) wrote the following:
>>>>>
>>>>>> In article<[email protected]>,
>>>>>> Lew Hodgett<[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Hoosierpopi" wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>> My long hair had wrapped around the drill bit so tight that I
>>>>>>>> actually
>>>>>>>> pulled a 2 x 3" patch of hair from my scalp!
>>>>>>> -------------------------
>>>>>>> Try a haircut.
>>>>>
>>>>> Yeah, damned long-haired hippie freak!
>>>>>
>>>>>> I'd hate to hear your advice to someone who injured their genitals.
>>>>>
>>>>> That would be quite a eunuch experience, wouldn't it?
>>>>
>>>> I am going to ignore that.
>>>
>>> OK, but didja have to say that in such a falsetto voice?
>>>
>> My uncle had a falsetto teeth.
>
> Bailiff, whack his pee pee.
Are you Leslie Horwinkle?
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sparse, will expand to fill all available lanes.
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On 07/12/2010 04:06 PM, Larry Jaques wrote:
> On Sun, 11 Jul 2010 21:38:55 -0500, Steve Turner
> <[email protected]> wrote the following:
>
> I said:
>>> Bailiff, whack his pee pee.
>>
>> Are you Leslie Horwinkle?
>
> I think that was Sister Mary Elephant. No, it was the judge.
Yes, the judge was the orator in both cases. Leslie Horwinkle was the one with the naughty
pee pee. :-)
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To reply, eat the taco.
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On 7/12/2010 7:11 PM, Robatoy wrote:
> On Jul 12, 5:36 pm, Steve Turner<[email protected]> wrote:
>> On 07/12/2010 04:06 PM, Larry Jaques wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 11 Jul 2010 21:38:55 -0500, Steve Turner
>>> <[email protected]> wrote the following:
>>
>>> I said:
>>>>> Bailiff, whack his pee pee.
>>
>>>> Are you Leslie Horwinkle?
>>
>>> I think that was Sister Mary Elephant. No, it was the judge.
>>
>> Yes, the judge was the orator in both cases. Leslie Horwinkle was the one with the naughty
>> pee pee. :-)
>
> THE line/moment that truly cracked me up beyond repair was when Blind
> Melon Chitlins blew this huge raspberry and then: "somebody hand him
> his harmonica!"
For me it was when he first started to sing, but wasn't "annunciating".
"Whoa gol dang gol gaaanng, dona ging gong gong."
Hah, found it! Right here, at 2:00 in:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFP-1eU0KkI
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To reply, eat the taco.
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On 7/9/2010 5:00 PM, Lee Michaels wrote:
> "Larry W"<[email protected]> wrote
>>
>> I'd hate to hear your advice to someone who injured their genitals.
>>
>>
> With all the "attachments" and accidents with a reciprocating saw used for
> sexual purposes, it won't be long before we see a warning label concerning
> this "unauthorized" use for this tool.
>
>
>
>
I cant imagine a reciPRICKating saw being much use for for sexual purposes .
Oh !!!!!! wait I get it now
--
Kevin (Bluey)
"I'm not young enough to know everything."
[email protected]
On Sat, 10 Jul 2010 11:04:22 -0400, FrozenNorth
<[email protected]> wrote the following:
>On 7/10/10 1:45 AM, J. Clarke wrote:
>> On 7/10/2010 1:12 AM, -MIKE- wrote:
>>> On 7/9/10 11:06 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:
>>>> I previously wrote:
>>>>>> Try a haircut.
>>>> -----------------------------
>>>> "Mike Marlow" wrote:
>>>>> Stop it Lew...
>>>> -------------------------
>>>> Straight forward problem, straight forward solution.
>>>>
>>>> You want long hair, stay out of the shop.
>>>>
>>>> You want to be in the shop, don't have long hair.
>>>>
>>>> Lew
>>>>
>>>
>>> No one's heard of a hat?
>>
>> One more thing to fall off and get caught in the machinery.
>
>Use a couple nails to attach the hat.
>:-)
4" deck screws ought to do the trick, and they're easier to get out.
This just in:
One sunny day in January 2013 an old man approached the White House
from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park
bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would
like to go in and meet with President Obama."
The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer
president and no longer resides here."
The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to
the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President
Obama."
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is
no longer president and no longer resides here."
The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to
the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with
President Obama."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man
and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here
asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is
no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you
understand?"
The old man looked at the Marine and said,
"Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow,
Sir."
Hooah!
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EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight,
which somehow eases those pains and indignities following
our every deficiency in foresight.
On Fri, 9 Jul 2010 23:18:53 -0400, "Mike Marlow"
<[email protected]> wrote the following:
>Hoosierpopi wrote:
>
>>
>> Thought it was worth posting my wife's advice - "pull your hair back
>> and wrap it in a pony tail."
>
>You suck. There are lots of us who had that kind of hair, and now don't.
>To you and those like you who still have that hair, we enviously state - I
>phart in your general directionk, sir...
I started cutting my hair shorter the day I ran over a hank of it with
the creeper wheel and it stopped me dead in my tracks. I had to drag
my butt off the creeper and wormcrawl out from under the car, dragging
the creeper by my hair with a bleeding scalp. Not my fondest memory.
--
EXPLETIVE: A balm, usually applied verbally in hindsight,
which somehow eases those pains and indignities following
our every deficiency in foresight.
On Fri, 9 Jul 2010 10:56:37 -0400, Lee Michaels wrote:
> "basilisk" wrote
>>
>> I arrange to meet people all over the south when delivering dogs
>> and I tell them to look for the ugliest, leftover hippie in sight.
>>
>> Don't want to scare them, they have to have some warning.
>>
> There ya go. An ugly warning.
>
> I never thought of that. But it makes sense.
>
> That is very considerate of you.
I have to admit it isn't all altruistic, I don't want to
drive 200 miles and then lose a sale because my clients
fled in terror.
basilisk
I was going to ask.
What was taped?
The student
half the hair or
the high school?
LOL Good post proofreading!
"Bill" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
Bill wrote:
>
> At my high school, there was a student with about half of his hair
> ripped off taped to the drill press.
Of course, I meant to write: At my high school, there was a *picture*
of a student with about half of his hair ripped off taped to the drill
press.