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01/06/2005 10:57 AM

Wal-Mart Funny Joke

A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service center and tells the
clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't
work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she
bought it on 'special. The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store
manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to
the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem
with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund
because she bought it on special.


This topic has 22 replies

DB

Dave Balderstone

in reply to [email protected] on 01/06/2005 10:57 AM

04/06/2005 9:18 AM

In article <[email protected]>, Philip Lewis
<[email protected]> wrote:

> [*] 5 Honor points if you know what i'm talking about. ;)

You look like a man who could really use some rubber nipples...

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"Chuck"

in reply to [email protected] on 01/06/2005 10:57 AM

01/06/2005 11:38 AM

I still don't get it.

jj

"jtpr"

in reply to [email protected] on 01/06/2005 10:57 AM

01/06/2005 12:23 PM

Here is the whole joke:

A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service counter and tells the
clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't
work.

The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought
it on 'special'.

Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming!
"PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a
growing crowd of customers.

The manager goes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?"

She explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells her that he
can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts
screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!" And
doing so draws an even more HUGE crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED
WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!

RC

Richard Clements

in reply to [email protected] on 01/06/2005 10:57 AM

03/06/2005 6:05 PM

Dave Hinz wrote:

> On Wed, 1 Jun 2005 20:39:29 GMT, Michael Daly <[email protected]> wrote:
>> On 1-Jun-2005, "Joe" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> I don't get it.
>>
>> That's the 'no dirty words' version of the joke.
>
> "nipples" is a dirty word now?

why is "nipples" a dirty word, when I was in High school I had a summer job
that I spent a lot of time looking for and fetching the right kind of
nipples, big ones, small ones, long ones, and short ones, you name It I had
to deal with them. granted I worked for a boiler company, and they where
pipe nipples, but nipples none the less.

Richard


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Dave Hinz

in reply to [email protected] on 01/06/2005 10:57 AM

02/06/2005 3:42 PM

On Wed, 1 Jun 2005 20:39:29 GMT, Michael Daly <[email protected]> wrote:
> On 1-Jun-2005, "Joe" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> I don't get it.
>
> That's the 'no dirty words' version of the joke.

"nipples" is a dirty word now?

LG

"Lee Gordon"

in reply to [email protected] on 01/06/2005 10:57 AM

02/06/2005 3:59 AM

<<Did the punch line get cut off?>>

Apparently we are receiving this joke on special. Had we paid full price,
we would have gotten the whole joke.

Lee

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"Joe"

in reply to [email protected] on 01/06/2005 10:57 AM

01/06/2005 6:02 PM

I don't get it.

<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service center and tells the
> clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't
> work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she
> bought it on 'special. The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store
> manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to
> the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem
> with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund
> because she bought it on special.
>

DD

David

in reply to [email protected] on 01/06/2005 10:57 AM

01/06/2005 1:51 PM

Don't quit your day job. Your attempt at humor fell flat.

Dave

[email protected] wrote:

> A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service center and tells the
> clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't
> work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she
> bought it on 'special. The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store
> manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to
> the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem
> with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund
> because she bought it on special.
>

Jj

"Joe"

in reply to [email protected] on 01/06/2005 10:57 AM

02/06/2005 5:39 PM

were they hard nipples?

"Dave Hinz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Wed, 1 Jun 2005 20:39:29 GMT, Michael Daly <[email protected]> wrote:
> > On 1-Jun-2005, "Joe" <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >> I don't get it.
> >
> > That's the 'no dirty words' version of the joke.
>
> "nipples" is a dirty word now?
>

Lr

"Leon"

in reply to [email protected] on 01/06/2005 10:57 AM

01/06/2005 9:57 PM

Were you in Slingblade?


<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service center and tells the
> clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't
> work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she
> bought it on 'special. The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store
> manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to
> the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem
> with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund
> because she bought it on special.
>

DP

David Patnaude

in reply to [email protected] on 01/06/2005 10:57 AM

01/06/2005 6:12 PM

"Joe" <[email protected]> wrote in news:KKmne.27047$IC6.15578@attbi_s72:

> I don't get it.
>
>
>
>

It helps to see the whole joke:
http://www.the-jokebox.com/php_new/jokes.php?details_j=1&jokeid=2774

gg

"gary"

in reply to [email protected] on 01/06/2005 10:57 AM

05/06/2005 11:17 AM


"Lee Gordon" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> <<Did the punch line get cut off?>>
>
> Apparently we are receiving this joke on special. Had we paid full price,
> we would have gotten the whole joke.
>

Or it was "factory reconditioned" like a spindle sander I recently bought.
After two months, I'm still waiting on all the parts.

Gary

MD

"Michael Daly"

in reply to [email protected] on 01/06/2005 10:57 AM

01/06/2005 8:39 PM

On 1-Jun-2005, "Joe" <[email protected]> wrote:

> I don't get it.

That's the 'no dirty words' version of the joke.

Mike

cC

[email protected] (Chris Richmond - MD6-FDC ~)

in reply to [email protected] on 01/06/2005 10:57 AM

02/06/2005 7:16 PM

In article <LvHne.3680$x96.2035@attbi_s72>,
"Joe" <[email protected]> writes:
>were they hard nipples?

For sure, after all that pintching...

>"Dave Hinz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> On Wed, 1 Jun 2005 20:39:29 GMT, Michael Daly <[email protected]> wrote:
>> > On 1-Jun-2005, "Joe" <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >
>> >> I don't get it.
>> >
>> > That's the 'no dirty words' version of the joke.
>>
>> "nipples" is a dirty word now?

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Rd

Robatoy

in reply to [email protected] on 01/06/2005 10:57 AM

02/06/2005 2:34 AM

In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] wrote:

> A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service center and tells the
> clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't
> work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she
> bought it on 'special. The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store
> manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to
> the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem
> with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund
> because she bought it on special.

Even after reading the 'rest' of the 'joke', I am still waiting on my
sense of humour to activate itself. So far..... no reaction.
That is... if you don't count the enormous amount of disbelief.
That was bad....yup...very, very bad.

Now go to your room!

Lr

"Leon"

in reply to [email protected] on 01/06/2005 10:57 AM

01/06/2005 9:55 PM

Want to maybe add some more details?


<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service center and tells the
> clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't
> work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she
> bought it on 'special. The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store
> manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to
> the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem
> with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund
> because she bought it on special.
>

Lr

"Leon"

in reply to [email protected] on 01/06/2005 10:57 AM

04/06/2005 11:14 AM


"Lee Gordon" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> <<Did the punch line get cut off?>>
>
> Apparently we are receiving this joke on special. Had we paid full price,
> we would have gotten the whole joke.


If you use the pirated version of any thing you stand the chance of not
getting the whole thing. :~)

Pn

Prometheus

in reply to [email protected] on 01/06/2005 10:57 AM

02/06/2005 5:28 AM

On Wed, 01 Jun 2005 21:57:09 GMT, "Leon"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Were you in Slingblade?

Now, *that* was funny!

><[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>>A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service center and tells the
>> clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't
>> work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she
>> bought it on 'special. The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store
>> manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to
>> the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem
>> with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund
>> because she bought it on special.
>>
>

PL

Philip Lewis

in reply to [email protected] on 01/06/2005 10:57 AM

03/06/2005 10:42 PM

Ba r r y <[email protected]> writes:
>What about rubber nipples?

or rubber walrus protectors? [*]

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Ba r r y

in reply to [email protected] on 01/06/2005 10:57 AM

04/06/2005 12:31 AM

On Fri, 03 Jun 2005 18:05:16 -0600, Richard Clements
<[email protected]> wrote:

>
>why is "nipples" a dirty word, when I was in High school I had a summer job
>that I spent a lot of time looking for and fetching the right kind of
>nipples, big ones, small ones, long ones, and short ones, you name It I had
>to deal with them. granted I worked for a boiler company, and they where
>pipe nipples, but nipples none the less.
>

What about rubber nipples?

Barry

RS

Roy Smith

in reply to [email protected] on 01/06/2005 10:57 AM

03/06/2005 8:37 PM

In article <[email protected]>,
Ba r r y <[email protected]> wrote:

> On Fri, 03 Jun 2005 18:05:16 -0600, Richard Clements
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >
> >why is "nipples" a dirty word, when I was in High school I had a summer job
> >that I spent a lot of time looking for and fetching the right kind of
> >nipples, big ones, small ones, long ones, and short ones, you name It I had
> >to deal with them. granted I worked for a boiler company, and they where
> >pipe nipples, but nipples none the less.
> >
>
> What about rubber nipples?
>
> Barry

Dirtyness depends on context. Remember George Carlin's, "It's OK to prick
your finger, but ...."

Ba

B a r r y

in reply to [email protected] on 01/06/2005 10:57 AM

01/06/2005 6:35 PM

[email protected] wrote:
> A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service center and tells the
> clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't
> work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she
> bought it on 'special. The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store
> manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to
> the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem
> with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund
> because she bought it on special.
>

Did the punch line get cut off?


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