you like to collect coins, search for buried treasures, smoke cigars,
are diabetic, and have erectile dysfunction??
Well, that's what Elite Woodworker "Direct Response Decks" advertising
thinks of us wooddorkers, because those were the only "off topic" ads
that were included in the mailing. The other 20 or so cards all are
woodworking related.
Dave
tom wrote:
> What's a "spell-checker"? Tom
>
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
-Sauce unknown
Joe
someone had to do it
Wed, Nov 16, 2005, 7:26am [email protected] (Joe=A0Gorman) rote:
someone had to do it.
LMAO.
JOAT
Just pretend I'm not here. That's what I'm doing.
On Wed, 16 Nov 2005 10:24:53 -0800, David <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>you like to collect coins, search for buried treasures, smoke cigars,
>>>are diabetic, and have erectile dysfunction??
>>
>>
>> Sweet! I'm gonna love this hobby!
>>
>> - Matt
>yeah...but your wife might not! <VBG>
Well, judging from the M/C bills to date, NOPE.
Oh, yeah, she might not be thrilled about some of them other things,
too.
- Matt
Tue, Nov 15, 2005, 11:42am (EST-3) [email protected] (David) apparently
has:
<snip> erectile dysfunction <snip> woodworking related.
Yes, we're all aware that it's called a "woodie", but that does not
mean it's woodworking related.
You should discuss your condition with your wife, and doctor, not
here.
JOAT
If it ain't broke, don't lend it.
- Red Green
On Tue, 15 Nov 2005 11:42:38 -0800, David <[email protected]> wrote:
>you like to collect coins, search for buried treasures, smoke cigars,
>are diabetic, and have erectile dysfunction??
Sweet! I'm gonna love this hobby!
- Matt
If it walks like a duck, it's BAD!
"Doug Miller" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> In article <[email protected]>, [email protected] says...
>> BAD, listen closely......
>>
>>
>> PLONK!
>
> Hey, Rumpty, you're shooting at the wrong target. This guy ain't B.A.D.
"David" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> stoutman wrote:
>
>> Rumpty,
>>
>> Read this again and again: PLONK!
> If you have any idea what set him off, please share! :)
>
> (just for my idle curiosity - it's not like I'm going to miss him)
>
> Dave
Inadequate number of neuronal connections. OR Neuronal connections hampered
by excess ethanol.
BAD, listen closely......
PLONK!
"David" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> you like to collect coins, search for buried treasures, smoke cigars, are
> diabetic, and have erectile dysfunction??
>
> Well, that's what Elite Woodworker "Direct Response Decks" advertising
> thinks of us wooddorkers, because those were the only "off topic" ads that
> were included in the mailing. The other 20 or so cards all are
> woodworking related.
>
> Dave
Rumpty wrote:
> BAD, listen closely......
>
>
> PLONK!
>
>
> "David" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
>>you like to collect coins, search for buried treasures, smoke cigars, are
>>diabetic, and have erectile dysfunction??
>>
>>Well, that's what Elite Woodworker "Direct Response Decks" advertising
>>thinks of us wooddorkers, because those were the only "off topic" ads that
>>were included in the mailing. The other 20 or so cards all are
>>woodworking related.
>>
>>Dave
>
>
>
Hmmm...you must have a serious comrehension problem to be offended by my
explanation of the choice of an advertiser to include the ads I
mentioned. Apparently the frequent usage of a RAS destroys brain cells.
Dave
In article <[email protected]>, [email protected] says...
> BAD, listen closely......
>
>
> PLONK!
Hey, Rumpty, you're shooting at the wrong target. This guy ain't B.A.D.
Matt Stachoni wrote:
> On Tue, 15 Nov 2005 11:42:38 -0800, David <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
>>you like to collect coins, search for buried treasures, smoke cigars,
>>are diabetic, and have erectile dysfunction??
>
>
> Sweet! I'm gonna love this hobby!
>
> - Matt
yeah...but your wife might not! <VBG>
Dave
This was written by Norm Vandal. He's the guy who wrote the book on Queen
Anne furniture. He is a H.S. English teacher.
Greg
"Joe Gorman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> tom wrote:
> > What's a "spell-checker"? Tom
> >
>
> Eye halve a spelling chequer
> It came with my pea sea
> It plainly marques four my revue
> Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
>
> Eye strike a key and type a word
> And weight four it two say
> Weather eye am wrong oar write
> It shows me strait a weigh.
>
> As soon as a mist ache is maid
> It nose bee fore two long
> And eye can put the error rite
> Its rare lea ever wrong.
>
> Eye have run this poem threw it
> I am shore your pleased two no
> Its letter perfect awl the weigh
> My chequer tolled me sew.
>
> -Sauce unknown
>
> Joe
> someone had to do it
stoutman wrote:
> "David" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
>>stoutman wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Rumpty,
>>>
>>>Read this again and again: PLONK!
>>
>>If you have any idea what set him off, please share! :)
>>
>>(just for my idle curiosity - it's not like I'm going to miss him)
>>
>>Dave
>
>
> Inadequate number of neuronal connections. OR Neuronal connections hampered
> by excess ethanol.
>
>
LOL!
Seems like a plausible explanation.
Dave
W Canaday <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
>> What's a "spell-checker"? Tom
>
>
> It's a consultation position for witches.
>
>
Is that so you can practice safe hex?
--
Regards,
JT
Speaking only for myself....
"Doug Miller" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> In article <[email protected]>, [email protected] says...
> > BAD, listen closely......
> >
> >
> > PLONK!
>
> Hey, Rumpty, you're shooting at the wrong target. This guy ain't B.A.D.
You mean............. he's W.O.R.S.E.?
B.