Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are neighbors in Breaux Bridge, and Boudreaux is in
need of a new milk cow.
He hears about a nice one for sale over in Lafayette. He drives over to
Lafayette, looks at the cow, and reaches under to see if she gives milk.
When he grabs her closest teat and pulls, the cow farts. Boudreaux is very
surprised, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, and reaches under the
cow to try again. So, he grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again.
Milk does come out however, so after some discussion Boudreaux decides to
buy the cow anyway and take it home.
Boudreaux calls his neighbor Thibodeaux over and says, "Come here and look
at dis new cow I just bought. Pull her teat, and see what happens." Well,
Thibodeaux reaches under and pulls, and the cow farts.
Thibodeaux looks up at Boudreaux and says, "Did you buy dis cow in
Lafayette, Boudreaux?"
Boudreaux is very surprised and says, "Dats right, how did ya know that,
cher?"
Thibodeaux says, "My wife...she's from Lafayette, too!
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On Apr 21, 11:38 am, "Swingman" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are neighbors in Breaux Bridge, and Boudreaux is in
> need of a new milk cow.
>
> He hears about a nice one for sale over in Lafayette. He drives over to
> Lafayette, looks at the cow, and reaches under to see if she gives milk.
> When he grabs her closest teat and pulls, the cow farts. Boudreaux is very
> surprised, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, and reaches under the
> cow to try again. So, he grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again.
> Milk does come out however, so after some discussion Boudreaux decides to
> buy the cow anyway and take it home.
>
> Boudreaux calls his neighbor Thibodeaux over and says, "Come here and look
> at dis new cow I just bought. Pull her teat, and see what happens." Well,
> Thibodeaux reaches under and pulls, and the cow farts.
>
> Thibodeaux looks up at Boudreaux and says, "Did you buy dis cow in
> Lafayette, Boudreaux?"
>
> Boudreaux is very surprised and says, "Dats right, how did ya know that,
> cher?"
>
> Thibodeaux says, "My wife...she's from Lafayette, too!
>
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That's disgusting. <G>
On Apr 21, 5:28 pm, "Leon" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > That's disgusting. <G>
>
> Admirably so.
Indeed.
On Apr 21, 7:33 pm, "Swingman" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "Robatoy" wrote in message
> > That's disgusting. <G>
>
> Hehe ... it is Booooodreaux, after all, cher! ;)
>
> My blonde SWMBO did NOT get it ... then again, I've had to explain a lot of
> off color jokes/things to her, bless her sweet, kind, guileless, pure little
> Arkansas heart.
Tell HER that joke and see what happens.
http://www.aftenposten.no/nyheter/iriks/article1749105.ece
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> "LRod" wrote in message
>
>> I've been given to understand that coon asses weren't particularly
>> fond of Justin Wilson and the airs he allegedly put on,
>
> Naaa ... I liked Justin, me. A good man to cross the swamp wid, even if
> all
> dem "airs" was hot, I guarantee.
An he could cook, too!
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"LRod" wrote in message
> >Is this the same Justin Wilson who was born in
> >Mississippi and developed the best Cajun 'shtick' I've
> >heard?
>
> I think so. He played a coon ass pretty well, though.
... and cooked like one.
Despite what the politician's say there is no state line in that swamp, and
the only difference in a Mississippi coonass and Louisiana coonass is
tomatoes, in the gumbo ... and there are just as many coonasses in the Texas
"golden triangle" (Beaumont, Port Arthur and Orange) as there are on the
other side of the Sabine, but they make better gumbo ... but not as good as
those in the middle, between the two.
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On Sun, 22 Apr 2007 23:58:14 -0400, "John Flatley"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>Is this the same Justin Wilson that had a TV cooking
>show on PBS?
Yes.
>Is this the same Justin Wilson who was born in
>Mississippi and developed the best Cajun 'shtick' I've
>heard?
I think so. He played a coon ass pretty well, though.
>Is he still alive or has he passed on to the
>great crawfish in the sky?
Tipped over a couple of years ago, I believe. I mean I know he's dirt
napping--I just can't pinpoint the date and I'm too lazy to go look at
the Dead People Server just now (http://www.dpsinfo.com if memory
serves).
>I'm not a cook, but I loved watching his show. It was
>just pure entertainment!
That it was.
>John Flatley
>Jacksonville, Florida
Where in Jax? I lived there for five years late '60s, early '70s.
Daughter lives there now. I get up there frequently. I'm down near
Daytona.
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"Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> That's disgusting. <G>
>
Admirably so.
"Swingman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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... and there are just as many coonasses in the Texas
> "golden triangle" (Beaumont, Port Arthur and Orange) as there are on the
> other side of the Sabine,
I hear some have strayed a bit farther west. ;~)
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>
> Thibodeaux looks up at Boudreaux and says, "Did you buy dis cow in
> Lafayette, Boudreaux?"
>
> Boudreaux is very surprised and says, "Dats right, how did ya know that,
> cher?"
>
> Thibodeaux says, "My wife...she's from Lafayette, too!
>
> --
Made me think of that scene in "Borat" where he tells Bob Barr that the
cheese he's eating was made from his wife's milk. Ol' Bob just gulped.
"LRod" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
> I've been given to understand that coon asses weren't particularly
> fond of Justin Wilson and the airs he allegedly put on, but say what
> you want about him, I loved hearing him talk. I can just hear him
> reciting this story, which makes it twice as funny.
I recall Justin Wilson on an old 60's album mentioning the
Arturo matic Shoot gun.
Motor cicle petroleum officer
and the car going ,,, boogety, boogety, boogety, boogety.
On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:38:12 -0600, "Swingman" <[email protected]> wrote:
>Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are neighbors in Breaux Bridge, and Boudreaux is in
>need of a new milk cow.
>
>He hears about a nice one for sale over in Lafayette. He drives over to
>Lafayette, looks at the cow, and reaches under to see if she gives milk.
>When he grabs her closest teat and pulls, the cow farts. Boudreaux is very
>surprised, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, and reaches under the
>cow to try again. So, he grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again.
>Milk does come out however, so after some discussion Boudreaux decides to
>buy the cow anyway and take it home.
>
>Boudreaux calls his neighbor Thibodeaux over and says, "Come here and look
>at dis new cow I just bought. Pull her teat, and see what happens." Well,
>Thibodeaux reaches under and pulls, and the cow farts.
>
>Thibodeaux looks up at Boudreaux and says, "Did you buy dis cow in
>Lafayette, Boudreaux?"
>
>Boudreaux is very surprised and says, "Dats right, how did ya know that,
>cher?"
>
>Thibodeaux says, "My wife...she's from Lafayette, too!
I've been given to understand that coon asses weren't particularly
fond of Justin Wilson and the airs he allegedly put on, but say what
you want about him, I loved hearing him talk. I can just hear him
reciting this story, which makes it twice as funny.
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Is this the same Justin Wilson that had a TV cooking
show on PBS?
Is this the same Justin Wilson who was born in
Mississippi and developed the best Cajun 'shtick' I've
heard? Is he still alive or has he passed on to the
great crawfish in the sky?
I'm not a cook, but I loved watching his show. It was
just pure entertainment!
John Flatley
Jacksonville, Florida
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|
| "Swingman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
| news:[email protected]...
| > "LRod" wrote in message
| >
| >> I've been given to understand that coon asses
weren't particularly
| >> fond of Justin Wilson and the airs he allegedly
put on,
| >
| > Naaa ... I liked Justin, me. A good man to cross
the swamp wid, even if
| > all
| > dem "airs" was hot, I guarantee.
|
| An he could cook, too!
| --
| NuWave Dave in Houston
|
|
"Robatoy" wrote in message
> That's disgusting. <G>
Hehe ... it is Booooodreaux, after all, cher! ;)
My blonde SWMBO did NOT get it ... then again, I've had to explain a lot of
off color jokes/things to her, bless her sweet, kind, guileless, pure little
Arkansas heart.
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"LRod" wrote in message
> I've been given to understand that coon asses weren't particularly
> fond of Justin Wilson and the airs he allegedly put on,
Naaa ... I liked Justin, me. A good man to cross the swamp wid, even if all
dem "airs" was hot, I guarantee.
> but say what
> you want about him, I loved hearing him talk. I can just hear him
> reciting this story, which makes it twice as funny.
Ya got dat right, cher!
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On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 23:22:15 +0100, LRod <[email protected]>
wrote:
>On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:38:12 -0600, "Swingman" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are neighbors in Breaux Bridge, and Boudreaux is in
>>need of a new milk cow.
>>
>>He hears about a nice one for sale over in Lafayette. He drives over to
>>Lafayette, looks at the cow, and reaches under to see if she gives milk.
>>When he grabs her closest teat and pulls, the cow farts. Boudreaux is very
>>surprised, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, and reaches under the
>>cow to try again. So, he grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again.
>>Milk does come out however, so after some discussion Boudreaux decides to
>>buy the cow anyway and take it home.
>>
>>Boudreaux calls his neighbor Thibodeaux over and says, "Come here and look
>>at dis new cow I just bought. Pull her teat, and see what happens." Well,
>>Thibodeaux reaches under and pulls, and the cow farts.
>>
>>Thibodeaux looks up at Boudreaux and says, "Did you buy dis cow in
>>Lafayette, Boudreaux?"
>>
>>Boudreaux is very surprised and says, "Dats right, how did ya know that,
>>cher?"
>>
>>Thibodeaux says, "My wife...she's from Lafayette, too!
>
>I've been given to understand that coon asses weren't particularly
>fond of Justin Wilson and the airs he allegedly put on, but say what
>you want about him, I loved hearing him talk. I can just hear him
>reciting this story, which makes it twice as funny.
I really liked that show. Got his cookbook. My favorite part was
when he would measure out "bout a half cup of wine, raht now"
"What did you said? Cook without wine? C'Mon now, how you gonna did
that, huh?"