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[email protected] (Al Kyder)

05/07/2003 7:00 PM

Oh man. I gotta go back to Batswannna.

As most of you have heard, President Bush is going to be stopping in
Batswannna on his upcoming African tour. Ever since I was picked to be
the liaison for the Batswannna stop, it's just been one thing after
another.

First, I had to call my old friend Charles Taylor and ask him to step
down. "Chuck," I said, "I just can't have W over here talking about
AIDS while your savage people are hacking each other to death like
stoned plastic surgeons. The Americans just don't go for that kind of
shit." He argued for awhile, but he got it eventually.

Then I get a call from the Batswannna Consulate General threatening me
with war crimes. All because of that stupid witch doctor. As my
friends, if some of you here call them and tell them to reconsider, it
would be great.

http://www.gov.bw/tourism/embassies/embassies.html

Wish me luck. I may not return all my emails promptly, but I do read
them all eventually and throw them away. Just like Lyns reviews.

You think I could get the Batwannna government to reimburse me for my
laptop the rebels destroyed? I'm going to bring my receipt and wear
them out. They might only be able to reimburse me with rocks and dead
monkeys, but anything's better than nothing.

Take care, friends. I'll let you know how it's going. Somebody look in
on Traves "Stinkfinger" Poppycock and Doug Miller. They get kind of lonely.

God Bless
Al Kyder


This topic has 9 replies

KC

Kevin Craig

in reply to [email protected] (Al Kyder) on 05/07/2003 7:00 PM

06/07/2003 11:18 PM

In article <[email protected]>, HermanG
<[email protected]> wrote:

> The whole problem is the pygmies. The little bastards agitate everybody,
> and even piss off the monkeys, by blowing darts at them. We need some
> pygmy dunking, and throwing contests, and see how many we can stuff into
> a plastic tote box. Get rid of the pygmies and see how smooth thing run.
>

Wrong continent, dude.

Kevin

Dd

"David"

in reply to [email protected] (Al Kyder) on 05/07/2003 7:00 PM

08/07/2003 8:53 PM

AMEN AND AMEN BROTHER. Al take heed.


"Ken Port" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Sorry Al but I dont see how God can bless any of your offensive posts.
>
> Jesus died to fill your empty space with the love and acceptance you so
> seek. Ask him in its free of charge and life changing.
>
> Ken Port
> Tool Designer
> www.woodcut-tools.com
>
>

HH

HermanG

in reply to [email protected] (Al Kyder) on 05/07/2003 7:00 PM

06/07/2003 2:13 AM



Al Kyder wrote:
> As most of you have heard, President Bush is going to be stopping in
> Batswannna on his upcoming African tour. Ever since I was picked to be
> the liaison for the Batswannna stop, it's just been one thing after
> another.
>
> First, I had to call my old friend Charles Taylor and ask him to step
> down. "Chuck," I said, "I just can't have W over here talking about
> AIDS while your savage people are hacking each other to death like
> stoned plastic surgeons. The Americans just don't go for that kind of
> shit." He argued for awhile, but he got it eventually.
>
> Then I get a call from the Batswannna Consulate General threatening me
> with war crimes. All because of that stupid witch doctor. As my
> friends, if some of you here call them and tell them to reconsider, it
> would be great.
>
> http://www.gov.bw/tourism/embassies/embassies.html
>
> Wish me luck. I may not return all my emails promptly, but I do read
> them all eventually and throw them away. Just like Lyns reviews.
>
> You think I could get the Batwannna government to reimburse me for my
> laptop the rebels destroyed? I'm going to bring my receipt and wear
> them out. They might only be able to reimburse me with rocks and dead
> monkeys, but anything's better than nothing.
>
> Take care, friends. I'll let you know how it's going. Somebody look in
> on Traves "Stinkfinger" Poppycock and Doug Miller. They get kind of lonely.
>
> God Bless
> Al Kyder

The whole problem is the pygmies. The little bastards agitate everybody,
and even piss off the monkeys, by blowing darts at them. We need some
pygmy dunking, and throwing contests, and see how many we can stuff into
a plastic tote box. Get rid of the pygmies and see how smooth thing run.

LJ

Larry Jaques

in reply to [email protected] (Al Kyder) on 05/07/2003 7:00 PM

10/07/2003 4:25 PM

On Wed, 9 Jul 2003 07:58:49 +1200, "Ken Port" <[email protected]>
pixelated:

>Sorry Al but I dont see how God can bless any of your offensive posts.

Can't you idiots see that he's trolling and getting
precisely what he wants--your replies? DFTT, damnit!
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"Lew Hodgett"

in reply to [email protected] (Al Kyder) on 05/07/2003 7:00 PM

08/07/2003 5:51 AM

"Al Kyder" writes:
Hey fish fuck, take a hike.


--
Lew

S/A: Challenge, The Bullet Proof Boat, (Under Construction in the Southland)
Visit: <http://home.earthlink.net/~lewhodgett> for Pictures

KP

"Ken Port"

in reply to [email protected] (Al Kyder) on 05/07/2003 7:00 PM

09/07/2003 7:58 AM

Sorry Al but I dont see how God can bless any of your offensive posts.

Jesus died to fill your empty space with the love and acceptance you so
seek. Ask him in its free of charge and life changing.

Ken Port
Tool Designer
www.woodcut-tools.com

FM

"Frank McVey"

in reply to [email protected] (Al Kyder) on 05/07/2003 7:00 PM

06/07/2003 5:44 PM



bB

[email protected] (Bruce Bennett)

in reply to [email protected] (Al Kyder) on 05/07/2003 7:00 PM

06/07/2003 7:45 PM

I think the best way to handle with this, is to take up a collection
and get you some badly needed therapy...then I think we really do need
to deal with the international pygmy issue....they are
everywhere...moving into new sub-divisions...driving russian
SUVs...BBQing elephants on the back deck...something has got to be
done...





[email protected] (Al Kyder) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> As most of you have heard, President Bush is going to be stopping in
> Batswannna on his upcoming African tour. Ever since I was picked to be
> the liaison for the Batswannna stop, it's just been one thing after
> another.
>
> First, I had to call my old friend Charles Taylor and ask him to step
> down. "Chuck," I said, "I just can't have W over here talking about
> AIDS while your savage people are hacking each other to death like
> stoned plastic surgeons. The Americans just don't go for that kind of
> shit." He argued for awhile, but he got it eventually.
>
> Then I get a call from the Batswannna Consulate General threatening me
> with war crimes. All because of that stupid witch doctor. As my
> friends, if some of you here call them and tell them to reconsider, it
> would be great.
>
> http://www.gov.bw/tourism/embassies/embassies.html
>
> Wish me luck. I may not return all my emails promptly, but I do read
> them all eventually and throw them away. Just like Lyns reviews.
>
> You think I could get the Batwannna government to reimburse me for my
> laptop the rebels destroyed? I'm going to bring my receipt and wear
> them out. They might only be able to reimburse me with rocks and dead
> monkeys, but anything's better than nothing.
>
> Take care, friends. I'll let you know how it's going. Somebody look in
> on Traves "Stinkfinger" Poppycock and Doug Miller. They get kind of lonely.
>
> God Bless
> Al Kyder

LT

"Leif Thorvaldson"

in reply to [email protected] (Al Kyder) on 05/07/2003 7:00 PM

06/07/2003 4:49 PM

Pygmies live in equatorial Africa, Kevin. Also in parts of SE Asia. I do
question the problem of pigmies in Botswana, though! Hot and arid; whereas,
the pygmies of the Congo prefer it damp and hot!

Leif
"Kevin Craig" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:060720031818327103%[email protected]...
> In article <[email protected]>, HermanG
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > The whole problem is the pygmies. The little bastards agitate everybody,
> > and even piss off the monkeys, by blowing darts at them. We need some
> > pygmy dunking, and throwing contests, and see how many we can stuff into
> > a plastic tote box. Get rid of the pygmies and see how smooth thing run.
> >
>
> Wrong continent, dude.
>
> Kevin


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