This may lose a little in translation from UK English>US English [1]
Fred and Fiona were making passionate love in Fred's transit van when
suddenly Fiona (being a bit on the kinky side) yells out: "Oh fat boy,
whip me, whip me!" Fred, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity,
obviously did not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration,
opened the window, snaps the aerial (antenna) off his van and proceeds to
whip Fiona until they both collapse in sado- masochistic ecstasy.
About a week later, Fiona notices that the marks left by the whipping
session are not healing and starting to fester a bit so she goes to the
doctor. The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks: "Did you get
these marks having sex?" Fiona, more than a little embarrassed that she
had even slept with Fred let alone allowed him to indulge in her own
kinky desires, eventually admits, "Yes, I did."
Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims: "I thought so, because
in all my years as a doctor, you've got the worst
case of van aerial disease that I've ever seen.
[1] UK aerial = US antenna
Nick.
I'll get my hat & coat.
"Nick" wrote:
> This may lose a little in translation from UK English>US English [1]
>
> Fred and Fiona were making passionate love in Fred's transit van
> when
> suddenly Fiona (being a bit on the kinky side) yells out: "Oh fat
> boy,
> whip me, whip me!" Fred, not wanting to pass up this unique
> opportunity,
> obviously did not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of
> inspiration,
> opened the window, snaps the aerial (antenna) off his van and
> proceeds to
> whip Fiona until they both collapse in sado- masochistic ecstasy.
>
> About a week later, Fiona notices that the marks left by the
> whipping
> session are not healing and starting to fester a bit so she goes to
> the
> doctor. The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks: "Did you
> get
> these marks having sex?" Fiona, more than a little embarrassed that
> she
> had even slept with Fred let alone allowed him to indulge in her own
> kinky desires, eventually admits, "Yes, I did."
> Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims: "I thought so,
> because
> in all my years as a doctor, you've got the worst
> case of van aerial disease that I've ever seen.
>
> [1] UK aerial = US antenna
>
> Nick.
> I'll get my hat & coat.
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Works for me.
Lew
[email protected] wrote:
> Similar to a Telecommunicable Disease?>
>
So - you just posted a wise ass comment on a thread that was clearly marked
as OT, and asked what it has to do with woodworking. Yet - you participate
in this thread. That says it all...
--
-Mike-
[email protected]
Nick wrote:
> This may lose a little in translation from UK English>US English [1]
>
> Fred and Fiona were making passionate love in Fred's transit van when
> suddenly Fiona (being a bit on the kinky side) yells out: "Oh fat boy,
> whip me, whip me!" Fred, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity,
> obviously did not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration,
> opened the window, snaps the aerial (antenna) off his van and proceeds to
> whip Fiona until they both collapse in sado- masochistic ecstasy.
>
> About a week later, Fiona notices that the marks left by the whipping
> session are not healing and starting to fester a bit so she goes to the
> doctor. The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks: "Did you get
> these marks having sex?" Fiona, more than a little embarrassed that she
> had even slept with Fred let alone allowed him to indulge in her own
> kinky desires, eventually admits, "Yes, I did."
> Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims: "I thought so, because
> in all my years as a doctor, you've got the worst
> case of van aerial disease that I've ever seen.
>
> [1] UK aerial = US antenna
It's been called an aerial where I live in the US.
'Transit Van' not so much. It's just called a Van or Minivan here.
>
> Nick.
> I'll get my hat & coat.
>
>
--
Bill
In Hamptonburgh, NY
In the original Orange County. Est. 1683
To email, remove the double zeros after @
Similar to a Telecommunicable Disease?>
>
>SEE RANK
>The Ghastly Love of Johnny XOn Wed, 20 Nov 2013 14:10:21 -0000, "Nick" <[email protected]> wrote:
>This may lose a little in translation from UK English>US English [1]
>
>Fred and Fiona were making passionate love in Fred's transit van when
>suddenly Fiona (being a bit on the kinky side) yells out: "Oh fat boy,
>whip me, whip me!" Fred, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity,
>obviously did not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration,
>opened the window, snaps the aerial (antenna) off his van and proceeds to
>whip Fiona until they both collapse in sado- masochistic ecstasy.
>
>About a week later, Fiona notices that the marks left by the whipping
>session are not healing and starting to fester a bit so she goes to the
>doctor. The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks: "Did you get
>these marks having sex?" Fiona, more than a little embarrassed that she
>had even slept with Fred let alone allowed him to indulge in her own
>kinky desires, eventually admits, "Yes, I did."
>Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims: "I thought so, because
>in all my years as a doctor, you've got the worst
>case of van aerial disease that I've ever seen.
>
>[1] UK aerial = US antenna
>
>Nick.
>I'll get my hat & coat.
>