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"Artemus"

22/03/2013 12:33 PM

OT: One for Lew

Devil in the church

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started
screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic
effort to get away.

Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked
up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."



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LH

"Lew Hodgett"

in reply to "Artemus" on 22/03/2013 12:33 PM

22/03/2013 8:12 PM

Been around but still brings a smile.

Lew
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"Artemus" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Devil in the church
>
> One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation.
> Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door,
> trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.
>
> Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat
> calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I
> am?"
>
> The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
>
> Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"
>
> "Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
>
> Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
>
> The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48
> years."
>
>
>



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