Just so there's no confusion - this is to be sung to the tune of
Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon.
I saw a WoodDork with a Christmas Toolist in his hand
Walking through the streets of Bumfuk in the rain
He was looking for the place called Lee Valley
Going to get his bad self a Lie-Nielson plane
Ahhoooo
WoodDorks of Bumfuk
Ahhoooo
(Repeat)
You hear him howling around your shop's back door
Better not let him in
Ole Robby Lee got held up late last night
WoodDorks of Bumfuk again
Ahhoooo
WoodDorks of Bumfuk
Ahhoooo
(Repeat)
He's the barely handy gent who's money's always spent
You better stay away from him
He'll plane your lungs out, Jim
(Huh!)
He'd like to meet Tim Taylor
Ahhoooo
WoodDorks of Bumfuk
Ahhoooo
(Repeat)
Well, I saw Norm Abram talking on the screen
Doing the WoodDorks of Bumfuk
I saw Roy Underhill talking on the screen
(Uh!)
Doing the WoodDorks of Bumfuk
I saw a WoodDork planing a hunk of nasty crossgrained Cocobolo
His curl was perfect
(Heh!)
Ahhoooo
WoodDorks of Bumfuk
(Tage Frid)
Ahhoooo
Draw blood
(Apologies to Mr. Zevon - RIP)
Regards, Tom
Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker
Gulph Mills, Pennsylvania 19428
http://users.snip.net/~tjwatson
Tom What kind of sawdust have you been breathing??? <G>
"Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Just so there's no confusion - this is to be sung to the tune of
> Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon.
>
>
> I saw a WoodDork with a Christmas Toolist in his hand
> Walking through the streets of Bumfuk in the rain
> He was looking for the place called Lee Valley
> Going to get his bad self a Lie-Nielson plane
>
> Ahhoooo
> WoodDorks of Bumfuk
> Ahhoooo
>
> (Repeat)
>
> You hear him howling around your shop's back door
> Better not let him in
> Ole Robby Lee got held up late last night
> WoodDorks of Bumfuk again
>
> Ahhoooo
> WoodDorks of Bumfuk
> Ahhoooo
>
> (Repeat)
>
> He's the barely handy gent who's money's always spent
> You better stay away from him
> He'll plane your lungs out, Jim
> (Huh!)
> He'd like to meet Tim Taylor
>
> Ahhoooo
> WoodDorks of Bumfuk
> Ahhoooo
>
> (Repeat)
>
> Well, I saw Norm Abram talking on the screen
> Doing the WoodDorks of Bumfuk
> I saw Roy Underhill talking on the screen
> (Uh!)
> Doing the WoodDorks of Bumfuk
>
> I saw a WoodDork planing a hunk of nasty crossgrained Cocobolo
> His curl was perfect
>
> (Heh!)
>
> Ahhoooo
> WoodDorks of Bumfuk
> (Tage Frid)
> Ahhoooo
>
> Draw blood
>
>
> (Apologies to Mr. Zevon - RIP)
>
>
> Regards, Tom
> Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker
> Gulph Mills, Pennsylvania 19428
> http://users.snip.net/~tjwatson
In article <[email protected]>,
Bob Schmall <[email protected]> wrote:
>Tom, now that you're warmed up, how about someting epic, something big,
>something long-striding across history's littered stage. Set it to The Ring
>of the Nibelungen.
With apologies to Tex Avery, Chuck Jones, and Bugs Bunny:
"Kill the Rabbet! Kill the Rabbet!"
> Or better, the Norse saga of the Ragnorak, when humans
>armed with nothing but blue Marples face the gods in the Final Battle.
>Let it spring fully-formed from your mind, as though from the forehead of
>Zeus, eh.
>Bob
>
>
>"Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> Just so there's no confusion - this is to be sung to the tune of
>> Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon.
>>
>>
>> I saw a WoodDork with a Christmas Toolist in his hand
>> Walking through the streets of Bumfuk in the rain
>> He was looking for the place called Lee Valley
>> Going to get his bad self a Lie-Nielson plane
>>
>> Ahhoooo
>> WoodDorks of Bumfuk
>> Ahhoooo
>>
>> (Repeat)
>>
>> You hear him howling around your shop's back door
>> Better not let him in
>> Ole Robby Lee got held up late last night
>> WoodDorks of Bumfuk again
>>
>> Ahhoooo
>> WoodDorks of Bumfuk
>> Ahhoooo
>>
>> (Repeat)
>>
>> He's the barely handy gent who's money's always spent
>> You better stay away from him
>> He'll plane your lungs out, Jim
>> (Huh!)
>> He'd like to meet Tim Taylor
>>
>> Ahhoooo
>> WoodDorks of Bumfuk
>> Ahhoooo
>>
>> (Repeat)
>>
>> Well, I saw Norm Abram talking on the screen
>> Doing the WoodDorks of Bumfuk
>> I saw Roy Underhill talking on the screen
>> (Uh!)
>> Doing the WoodDorks of Bumfuk
>>
>> I saw a WoodDork planing a hunk of nasty crossgrained Cocobolo
>> His curl was perfect
>>
>> (Heh!)
>>
>> Ahhoooo
>> WoodDorks of Bumfuk
>> (Tage Frid)
>> Ahhoooo
>>
>> Draw blood
>>
>>
>> (Apologies to Mr. Zevon - RIP)
>>
>>
>> Regards, Tom
>> Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker
>> Gulph Mills, Pennsylvania 19428
>> http://users.snip.net/~tjwatson
>
>
In article <[email protected]>, [email protected]
says...
> Tom,
>
> Did you change the wattage of the fluorescent bulbs out in the
> shop.......;-)
>
> Bob S.
Think he was checking the gas pressure in them. :-)
>
>
> "Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Just so there's no confusion - this is to be sung to the tune of
> > Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon.
> >
> >
> > I saw a WoodDork with a Christmas Toolist in his hand
> > Walking through the streets of Bumfuk in the rain
> > He was looking for the place called Lee Valley
> > Going to get his bad self a Lie-Nielson plane
> >
> > Ahhoooo
> > WoodDorks of Bumfuk
> > Ahhoooo
> >
> > (snipe of great lyrics to a long forgotten and never heard before song
> from someplace in Foggy Land)
>
>
>
Hold on tight to that day job!
<gd&r>
--
www.e-woodshop.net
Last update: 9/21/03
"Tom Watson" wrote in message
> I saw a WoodDork with a Christmas Toolist in his hand
> Walking through the streets of Bumfuk in the rain
> He was looking for the place called Lee Valley
> Going to get his bad self a Lie-Nielson plane
>
> Ahhoooo
> WoodDorks of Bumfuk
> Ahhoooo
"Robert Bonomi" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> In article <[email protected]>,
> Bob Schmall <[email protected]> wrote:
> >Tom, now that you're warmed up, how about someting epic, something big,
> >something long-striding across history's littered stage. Set it to The
Ring
> >of the Nibelungen.
>
> With apologies to Tex Avery, Chuck Jones, and Bugs Bunny:
>
> "Kill the Rabbet! Kill the Rabbet!"
That's "wabbet," dude, and don't forget it.
Tom could also get seriously obscure and do a takeoff on "Le Mortise
D'Arthur."
Bob
Bob
Yep That'l do it
"Peter Shull" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I got two words for ya ..... "lacquer thinner"
>
> "George M. Kazaka" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Tom What kind of sawdust have you been breathing??? <G>
> > "Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> > > Just so there's no confusion - this is to be sung to the tune of
> > > Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon.
>
>
Tom,
Did you change the wattage of the fluorescent bulbs out in the
shop.......;-)
Bob S.
"Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Just so there's no confusion - this is to be sung to the tune of
> Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon.
>
>
> I saw a WoodDork with a Christmas Toolist in his hand
> Walking through the streets of Bumfuk in the rain
> He was looking for the place called Lee Valley
> Going to get his bad self a Lie-Nielson plane
>
> Ahhoooo
> WoodDorks of Bumfuk
> Ahhoooo
>
> (snipe of great lyrics to a long forgotten and never heard before song
from someplace in Foggy Land)
In article <[email protected]>,
Bob Schmall <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>"Robert Bonomi" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> In article <[email protected]>,
>> Bob Schmall <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >Tom, now that you're warmed up, how about someting epic, something big,
>> >something long-striding across history's littered stage. Set it to The
>Ring
>> >of the Nibelungen.
>>
>> With apologies to Tex Avery, Chuck Jones, and Bugs Bunny:
>>
>> "Kill the Rabbet! Kill the Rabbet!"
>
>That's "wabbet," dude, and don't forget it.
If and *only*if* the Brunhilda-equivalent role is filled by a be-Fudd-led
singer with a speech defect. And, BTW, it's -not- that way in the original
script, either. Mel did the voice 'personalities' _without_ explicit cues
in the script text.
>Tom could also get seriously obscure and do a takeoff on "Le Mortise
>D'Arthur."
With Sir Mandrel in a supporting role, no doubt.
And the enchantress Morgan eBay.
On Thu, 11 Dec 2003 13:59:09 GMT, "Bob Schmall" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>Tom could also get seriously obscure and do a takeoff on "Le Mortise
>D'Arthur."
Or, Ebayowulf.
Regards, Tom
Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker
Gulph Mills, Pennsylvania
http://users.snip.net/~tjwatson
I'm honored - immortalized with Norm, Roy, Tage, and best of all...Tim.
:)
Rob
"Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Just so there's no confusion - this is to be sung to the tune of
> Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon.
>
>
> I saw a WoodDork with a Christmas Toolist in his hand
> Walking through the streets of Bumfuk in the rain
> He was looking for the place called Lee Valley
> Going to get his bad self a Lie-Nielson plane
>
> Ahhoooo
> WoodDorks of Bumfuk
> Ahhoooo
>
> (Repeat)
>
> You hear him howling around your shop's back door
> Better not let him in
> Ole Robby Lee got held up late last night
> WoodDorks of Bumfuk again
>
> Ahhoooo
> WoodDorks of Bumfuk
> Ahhoooo
>
> (Repeat)
>
> He's the barely handy gent who's money's always spent
> You better stay away from him
> He'll plane your lungs out, Jim
> (Huh!)
> He'd like to meet Tim Taylor
>
> Ahhoooo
> WoodDorks of Bumfuk
> Ahhoooo
>
> (Repeat)
>
> Well, I saw Norm Abram talking on the screen
> Doing the WoodDorks of Bumfuk
> I saw Roy Underhill talking on the screen
> (Uh!)
> Doing the WoodDorks of Bumfuk
>
> I saw a WoodDork planing a hunk of nasty crossgrained Cocobolo
> His curl was perfect
>
> (Heh!)
>
> Ahhoooo
> WoodDorks of Bumfuk
> (Tage Frid)
> Ahhoooo
>
> Draw blood
>
>
> (Apologies to Mr. Zevon - RIP)
>
>
> Regards, Tom
> Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker
> Gulph Mills, Pennsylvania 19428
> http://users.snip.net/~tjwatson
"Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
>
> Just so there's no confusion - this is to be sung to the tune of
> Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon.
The downside of being self-employed? No Employee-Assistance-Plans for these
things when the occur. :)
Good job (as always) dude..
Tom,
This latest spate of bad weather we're having {here in Philly area} must
have you 'cold & lonely' in the shop. {Wood that be considered 'Cabinet
Fever'?}
Ron
PS: Joanne LOVED the stuff . . . was actually laughing when she read them.
Which is unusual in itself; she typically just 'glances & trashes' what I
print out.
"Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Thu, 11 Dec 2003 13:59:09 GMT, "Bob Schmall" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
> >Tom could also get seriously obscure and do a takeoff on "Le Mortise
> >D'Arthur."
>
> Or, Ebayowulf.
>
>
>
> Regards, Tom
> Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker
> Gulph Mills, Pennsylvania
> http://users.snip.net/~tjwatson
LOL - Priceless! Now how 'bout a send-up of "Send Lawyers, Guns and Money"
"Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Just so there's no confusion - this is to be sung to the tune of
> Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon.
>
>
> I saw a WoodDork with a Christmas Toolist in his hand
> Walking through the streets of Bumfuk in the rain
> He was looking for the place called Lee Valley
> Going to get his bad self a Lie-Nielson plane
>
> Ahhoooo
> WoodDorks of Bumfuk
> Ahhoooo
>
> (Repeat)
>
> You hear him howling around your shop's back door
> Better not let him in
> Ole Robby Lee got held up late last night
> WoodDorks of Bumfuk again
>
> Ahhoooo
> WoodDorks of Bumfuk
> Ahhoooo
>
> (Repeat)
>
> He's the barely handy gent who's money's always spent
> You better stay away from him
> He'll plane your lungs out, Jim
> (Huh!)
> He'd like to meet Tim Taylor
>
> Ahhoooo
> WoodDorks of Bumfuk
> Ahhoooo
>
> (Repeat)
>
> Well, I saw Norm Abram talking on the screen
> Doing the WoodDorks of Bumfuk
> I saw Roy Underhill talking on the screen
> (Uh!)
> Doing the WoodDorks of Bumfuk
>
> I saw a WoodDork planing a hunk of nasty crossgrained Cocobolo
> His curl was perfect
>
> (Heh!)
>
> Ahhoooo
> WoodDorks of Bumfuk
> (Tage Frid)
> Ahhoooo
>
> Draw blood
>
>
> (Apologies to Mr. Zevon - RIP)
>
>
> Regards, Tom
> Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker
> Gulph Mills, Pennsylvania 19428
> http://users.snip.net/~tjwatson
I got two words for ya ..... "lacquer thinner"
"George M. Kazaka" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Tom What kind of sawdust have you been breathing??? <G>
> "Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Just so there's no confusion - this is to be sung to the tune of
> > Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon.
Tom, now that you're warmed up, how about someting epic, something big,
something long-striding across history's littered stage. Set it to The Ring
of the Nibelungen. Or better, the Norse saga of the Ragnorak, when humans
armed with nothing but blue Marples face the gods in the Final Battle.
Let it spring fully-formed from your mind, as though from the forehead of
Zeus, eh.
Bob
"Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Just so there's no confusion - this is to be sung to the tune of
> Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon.
>
>
> I saw a WoodDork with a Christmas Toolist in his hand
> Walking through the streets of Bumfuk in the rain
> He was looking for the place called Lee Valley
> Going to get his bad self a Lie-Nielson plane
>
> Ahhoooo
> WoodDorks of Bumfuk
> Ahhoooo
>
> (Repeat)
>
> You hear him howling around your shop's back door
> Better not let him in
> Ole Robby Lee got held up late last night
> WoodDorks of Bumfuk again
>
> Ahhoooo
> WoodDorks of Bumfuk
> Ahhoooo
>
> (Repeat)
>
> He's the barely handy gent who's money's always spent
> You better stay away from him
> He'll plane your lungs out, Jim
> (Huh!)
> He'd like to meet Tim Taylor
>
> Ahhoooo
> WoodDorks of Bumfuk
> Ahhoooo
>
> (Repeat)
>
> Well, I saw Norm Abram talking on the screen
> Doing the WoodDorks of Bumfuk
> I saw Roy Underhill talking on the screen
> (Uh!)
> Doing the WoodDorks of Bumfuk
>
> I saw a WoodDork planing a hunk of nasty crossgrained Cocobolo
> His curl was perfect
>
> (Heh!)
>
> Ahhoooo
> WoodDorks of Bumfuk
> (Tage Frid)
> Ahhoooo
>
> Draw blood
>
>
> (Apologies to Mr. Zevon - RIP)
>
>
> Regards, Tom
> Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker
> Gulph Mills, Pennsylvania 19428
> http://users.snip.net/~tjwatson
Woodworkers, nail guns & money.....the chips have hit the fan!
( or maybe dust collector...)
Tom you're better at this, now what?
Festus
Tom Watson <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Just so there's no confusion - this is to be sung to the tune of
> Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon.
>
>
> I saw a WoodDork with a Christmas Toolist in his hand
> Walking through the streets of Bumfuk in the rain
> He was looking for the place called Lee Valley
> Going to get his bad self a Lie-Nielson plane
>
> Ahhoooo
> WoodDorks of Bumfuk
> Ahhoooo
>
> (Repeat)
>
> You hear him howling around your shop's back door
> Better not let him in
> Ole Robby Lee got held up late last night
> WoodDorks of Bumfuk again
>
> Ahhoooo
> WoodDorks of Bumfuk
> Ahhoooo
>
> (Repeat)
>
> He's the barely handy gent who's money's always spent
> You better stay away from him
> He'll plane your lungs out, Jim
> (Huh!)
> He'd like to meet Tim Taylor
>
> Ahhoooo
> WoodDorks of Bumfuk
> Ahhoooo
>
> (Repeat)
>
> Well, I saw Norm Abram talking on the screen
> Doing the WoodDorks of Bumfuk
> I saw Roy Underhill talking on the screen
> (Uh!)
> Doing the WoodDorks of Bumfuk
>
> I saw a WoodDork planing a hunk of nasty crossgrained Cocobolo
> His curl was perfect
>
> (Heh!)
>
> Ahhoooo
> WoodDorks of Bumfuk
> (Tage Frid)
> Ahhoooo
>
> Draw blood
>
>
> (Apologies to Mr. Zevon - RIP)
>
>
> Regards, Tom
> Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker
> Gulph Mills, Pennsylvania 19428
> http://users.snip.net/~tjwatson