Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go
to heaven (Now that's funny)..
God addresses Al first.. ''Al, what do you believe in?''
Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your
will that I did not serve.. And I've come to understand
that now.''
God thinks for a second and says:
"Very good. Come and sit at my left.''
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''
Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held
a grudge
against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.''
God thinks for a second and says:
"You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''
Then God addresses Barrack. "Barrack,
what do you believe in?''
He replies: "I believe you're in my chair."
The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not
first take from someone else.
--
Never Forget
http://www.gunstuff.com/america-attacked.html
Heard this before but with other people mentioned.
ChairMan wrote:
> Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go
>
> to heaven (Now that's funny)..
>
>
> God addresses Al first.. ''Al, what do you believe in?''
>
>
> Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your
> will that I did not serve.. And I've come to understand
>
> that now.''
>
> God thinks for a second and says:
>
> "Very good. Come and sit at my left.''
>
>
>
> God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''
>
>
> Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held
> a grudge
>
> against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.''
>
> God thinks for a second and says:
>
> "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''
>
>
>
>
>
> Then God addresses Barrack. "Barrack,
>
> what do you believe in?''
>
>
> He replies: "I believe you're in my chair."
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not
> first take from someone else.
>