Larry the woodworker called his boss and said: "Hey, boss Im not coming
to work today, Im really sick, I got a headache, a stomach ache, my leg
hurts, I aint comin."
The boss says: "Larry I really need you today. When I feel sick like
this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel
better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Larry the woodworker calls again: "Boss, I did what you
said and I feel great, Ill be at work soon. You got a nice house."
Thanks for the chuckle.
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> Larry the woodworker called his boss and said: "Hey, boss Im not coming
> to work today, Im really sick, I got a headache, a stomach ache, my leg
> hurts, I aint comin."
>
> The boss says: "Larry I really need you today. When I feel sick like
> this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel
> better and I can go to work. You should try that."
>
> Two hours later Larry the woodworker calls again: "Boss, I did what you
> said and I feel great, Ill be at work soon. You got a nice house."
>
>