On a Mandolin slicer.
My girl friend decided to thick slice a sweet potato for Christmas dinner.
She decided the guard wouldn't hold the huge potato so attempted it free hand.
She ended up in the emergency ward when she took off 3/8 of an inch of her thumb and
almost all the nail.
I'm not sure I can continue to date her now that she's disfigured. :(
If it wasn't for the Lee Valley catalogs I never would have bought the evil thing.
I might sue...for 3 weeks of lost foreplay.
It was the thumb on her most talented hand...
Swingman wrote:
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> > I might sue...for 3 weeks of lost foreplay.
> > It was the thumb on her most talented hand...
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> Just think how much more delightful she'll be in the future as ambidextrous.
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Uh, she didn't cut her tongue, did she?
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> I might sue...for 3 weeks of lost foreplay.
> It was the thumb on her most talented hand...
Just think how much more delightful she'll be in the future as ambidextrous.
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