Seen on the Net somewhere:
Can You Help?
Since September 11, 2001, Americans have come together as never before in our generation. We have banded together to overcome adversity. We have weathered direct attacks on our own soil, wars overseas, corporate/government scandals, layoffs, unemployment, stock price plunges, droughts, fires, mad cow disease, SARS, high gasoline prices, and a myriad of economic and physical disasters both great and small. But now, we must come together once again to overcome our greatest challenge yet.
Hundreds of Professional Football players in our very own nation are continuing to be locked out, living at well below the seven-figure salary level. And as if that weren't bad enough they could be deprived of their life giving pay for several months, possibly longer, as a result of the upcoming lockout situation.
But you can help!
For only $27,080 a month, about $902.75 a day (that's less than the cost of a large screen projection TV) you can help an NFL player remain economically viable during his time of need. This contribution by no means solves the problem as it barely covers the annual minimum salary, but it's a start, and every little bit will help!
Although $900 may not seem like a lot of money to you, to a football player it could mean the difference between spending the lockout golfing in Florida or on a Mediterranean cruise. For you, nine hundred dollars is nothing more than a month's rent, a mortgage payment, or a month of medical insurance, but to a football player, $900 will partially replace his daily salary.
Your commitment of less than $900 a day will enable a player to buy that home entertainment center, trade in the year-old Lexus for a new Ferrari, or enjoy a weekend in Rio .
HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING?
Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the player you sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, 401(k), real estate, and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home. Plus, upon signing up for this program, you will receive an unsigned photo of the player lounging during the lockout on a beach somewhere in the Caribbean (for a signed photo, please
include an additional $150). Put the photo on your refrigerator to remind you of other peoples' suffering.
HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING?
Your NFL player will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just wants to help in a time of need. Although the player won't know your name, he will be able to make collect calls to your home via a special operator in case additional funds are needed for unforeseen expenses. Remember, a lifestyle is a horrible thing to waste...
YES, I WANT TO HELP!
I would like to sponsor a locked out NFL player. My preference is (check below):
[ ] Offense [ ] Defense [ ] Special Teams [ ] Entire team
Please charge the account listed below $902.75 per day for the duration of the lockout. Please send me a picture of the player and my very own Roger Goodell (NFL Commissioner) pin to wear proudly on my hat (include $80 for hat).
Your Name: ____________________Telephone Number: ___________________
Account Number: __________________Exp.Date:_______
[ ] MasterCard [ ] Visa [ ] American Express [ ] Other
Signature: _______________________
Alternate card (when the primary card exceeds its credit limit):
Account Number: _______________________ Exp.Date:_______
[ ] MasterCard [ ] Visa [ ] American Express [ ] Other
Signature: ______________________
P.S. If you have a little extra, please enclose something for the cheerleaders.
Contrary to public opinion, cheerleaders are people too.
**A new fund is being set up for the NBA players too.**
On Jul 21, 9:04=A0am, Tim Daneliuk <[email protected]> wrote:
> Seen on the Net somewhere:
>
> Can You Help?
>
> Since September 11, 2001, Americans have come together as never before in=
our generation. =A0We have banded together to overcome adversity. We have =
weathered direct attacks on our own soil, wars overseas, corporate/governme=
nt scandals, layoffs, unemployment, stock price plunges, droughts, fires, m=
ad cow disease, SARS, high gasoline prices, and a myriad of economic and ph=
ysical disasters both great and small. But now, we must come together once =
again to overcome our greatest challenge yet.
>
> Hundreds of Professional Football players in our very own nation are cont=
inuing to be locked out, living at well below the seven-figure salary level=
. =A0And as if that weren't bad enough they could be deprived of their life=
giving pay for several months, possibly longer, as a result of the upcomin=
g lockout situation.
>
> But you can help!
>
> For only $27,080 a month, about $902.75 a day (that's less than the cost =
of a large screen projection TV) you can help an NFL player remain economic=
ally viable during his time of need. This contribution by no means solves t=
he problem as it barely covers the annual minimum salary, but it's a start,=
and every little bit will help!
>
> Although $900 may not seem like a lot of money to you, to a football play=
er it could mean the difference between spending the lockout golfing in Flo=
rida or on a Mediterranean cruise. =A0For you, nine hundred dollars is noth=
ing more than a month's rent, a mortgage payment, or a month of medical ins=
urance, but to a football player, $900 will partially replace his daily sal=
ary.
>
> Your commitment of less than $900 a day will enable a player to buy that =
home entertainment center, trade in the year-old Lexus for a new Ferrari, o=
r enjoy a weekend in Rio .
>
> HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING?
>
> Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the player yo=
u sponsor. =A0Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, 401(k), real es=
tate, and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home. Plus, upon=
signing up for this program, you will receive an unsigned photo of the pla=
yer lounging during the lockout on a beach somewhere in the Caribbean (for =
a signed photo, please
>
> include an additional $150). =A0Put the photo on your refrigerator to rem=
ind you of other peoples' suffering.
>
> HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING?
>
> Your NFL player will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just wants =
to help in a time of need. Although the player won't know your name, he wil=
l be able to make collect calls to your home via a special operator in case=
additional funds are needed for unforeseen expenses. Remember, a lifestyle=
is a horrible thing to waste...
>
> YES, I WANT TO HELP!
>
> I would like to sponsor a locked out NFL player. My preference is (check =
below):
>
> [ ] Offense =A0[ ] Defense =A0[ ] Special Teams =A0[ ] Entire team
>
> Please charge the account listed below $902.75 per day for the duration o=
f the lockout. =A0Please send me a picture of the player and my very own Ro=
ger Goodell (NFL Commissioner) pin to wear proudly on my hat (include $80 f=
or hat).
>
> Your Name: ____________________Telephone Number: ___________________
>
> Account Number: __________________Exp.Date:_______
>
> [ ] MasterCard =A0 [ ] Visa =A0 [ ] American Express =A0[ ] Other
>
> Signature: _______________________
>
> Alternate card (when the primary card exceeds its credit limit):
>
> =A0Account Number: _______________________ Exp.Date:_______
>
> [ ] MasterCard =A0 [ ] Visa =A0 [ ] American Express =A0 [ ] Other
>
> Signature: ______________________
>
> P.S. =A0If you have a little extra, please enclose something for the chee=
rleaders.
>
> Contrary to public opinion, cheerleaders are people too.
>
> **A new fund is being set up for the NBA players too.**
With tongue planted firmly in my cheek I want to know if we can give
more than the suggested amount. I heard the recipients will send
large donors picture post cards from Rio or St. Tropez.
JoeG
On 7/21/2011 1:29 PM, Bill wrote:
> Josepi wrote:
>
>> But you can help!
>>
>> For only $27,080 a month, about $902.75 a day (that's less than the cost
>> of a large screen projection TV) you can help an NFL player remain
>> economically viable during his time of need...
> <snip>
>
>
> I don't care who ya are. That post WAS FUNNY!
> Well, maybe not to a football player...
>
> Bill
And yet it's pretty much what everyone does who buys a season ticket.
Tim Daneliuk <[email protected]> wrote:
>Seen on the Net somewhere:
>
>
>
>
>Can You Help?
>
>Since September 11, 2001, Americans have come
>together as never before in our generation.
circle-jerk yeh.. on the repug side of politic:-/
george
Remember the Alamo?
Anybody else rent cars?
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"Tim Daneliuk" wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
Seen on the Net somewhere:
Can You Help?
Since September 11, 2001, Americans have come together as never before in
our generation. We have banded together to overcome adversity. We have
weathered direct attacks on our own soil, wars overseas,
corporate/government scandals, layoffs, unemployment, stock price plunges,
droughts, fires, mad cow disease, SARS, high gasoline prices, and a myriad
of economic and physical disasters both great and small. But now, we must
come together once again to overcome our greatest challenge yet.
Hundreds of Professional Football players in our very own nation are
continuing to be locked out, living at well below the seven-figure salary
level. And as if that weren't bad enough they could be deprived of their
life giving pay for several months, possibly longer, as a result of the
upcoming lockout situation.
But you can help!
For only $27,080 a month, about $902.75 a day (that's less than the cost of
a large screen projection TV) you can help an NFL player remain economically
viable during his time of need. This contribution by no means solves the
problem as it barely covers the annual minimum salary, but it's a start, and
every little bit will help!
Although $900 may not seem like a lot of money to you, to a football player
it could mean the difference between spending the lockout golfing in Florida
or on a Mediterranean cruise. For you, nine hundred dollars is nothing more
than a month's rent, a mortgage payment, or a month of medical insurance,
but to a football player, $900 will partially replace his daily salary.
Your commitment of less than $900 a day will enable a player to buy that
home entertainment center, trade in the year-old Lexus for a new Ferrari, or
enjoy a weekend in Rio .
HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING?
Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the player you
sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, 401(k), real estate,
and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home. Plus, upon
signing up for this program, you will receive an unsigned photo of the
player lounging during the lockout on a beach somewhere in the Caribbean
(for a signed photo, please
include an additional $150). Put the photo on your refrigerator to remind
you of other peoples' suffering.
HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING?
Your NFL player will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just wants to
help in a time of need. Although the player won't know your name, he will be
able to make collect calls to your home via a special operator in case
additional funds are needed for unforeseen expenses. Remember, a lifestyle
is a horrible thing to waste...
YES, I WANT TO HELP!
I would like to sponsor a locked out NFL player. My preference is (check
below):
[ ] Offense [ ] Defense [ ] Special Teams [ ] Entire team
Please charge the account listed below $902.75 per day for the duration of
the lockout. Please send me a picture of the player and my very own Roger
Goodell (NFL Commissioner) pin to wear proudly on my hat (include $80 for
hat).
Your Name: ____________________Telephone Number: ___________________
Account Number: __________________Exp.Date:_______
[ ] MasterCard [ ] Visa [ ] American Express [ ] Other
Signature: _______________________
Alternate card (when the primary card exceeds its credit limit):
Account Number: _______________________ Exp.Date:_______
[ ] MasterCard [ ] Visa [ ] American Express [ ] Other
Signature: ______________________
P.S. If you have a little extra, please enclose something for the
cheerleaders.
Contrary to public opinion, cheerleaders are people too.
**A new fund is being set up for the NBA players too.**
On Jul 21, 8:04=A0am, Tim Daneliuk <[email protected]> wrote:
> Seen on the Net somewhere:
>
> Can You Help?
Yes. YES!
As soon as the tears clear my eyes ('sniff')
RonB
Bill wrote:
> Josepi wrote:
>
>> But you can help!
>>
>> For only $27,080 a month, about $902.75 a day (that's less than the
>> cost of a large screen projection TV) you can help an NFL player
>> remain economically viable during his time of need...
> <snip>
>
>
> I don't care who ya are. That post WAS FUNNY!
> Well, maybe not to a football player...
>
Have you considered that professional sports are the male equivalent of the
daytime soap opera?
* There's a HUGE conflict with every episode.
* There are obvious evil-doers and white knights.
* There are seldom any surprises, certainly very few in the long run.
* New actors (players) come and old ones go.
* Even if your hero (team) is vanquished, there's always "next year."
There are, however, some differences:
* On-screen kissing is not allowed.
(I can't think of any others)
Will my Timmy's card count for anything?
It's a sports memorabilia item.
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On Jul 21, 9:04 am, Tim Daneliuk <[email protected]> wrote:
With tongue planted firmly in my cheek I want to know if we can give
more than the suggested amount. I heard the recipients will send
large donors picture post cards from Rio or St. Tropez.
JoeG
Josepi wrote:
> But you can help!
>
> For only $27,080 a month, about $902.75 a day (that's less than the cost
> of a large screen projection TV) you can help an NFL player remain
> economically viable during his time of need...
<snip>
I don't care who ya are. That post WAS FUNNY!
Well, maybe not to a football player...
Bill