OT - THE COUNTER ON MY WEB PAGE

All of your guestbook links are .wav files! So how do we tell you we were
there unless we tell you here!

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"T." <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> It was pointed out to me that one visitor saw the counter on my web
> page and it said he was only the second visitor. Well, there is no
> actual counter, I have to change the numbers myself. And, the only way
> I can do that, is if I know someone has visited the page. So, for me to
> know you have visited, you will have to sign my guestbook, contact the
> webmaster, leave feedback, or click the e-mail thingie. I have
> up-graded the numbers, it now shows 3 visitors have seen my web page.
> If you have visited it, and not done any of these, please go back, and
> do it now, they are all on the bottom of the page. I want to keep
> accurate records of how many visitors the page gets.
>
> Thanks
> http://community-2.webtv.net/Jakofalltrades/JOATorJackOfAll/
>
> JOAT
> I suffer from Sumtimes Syndrome. Sumtimes I remember, sumtimes I...
> What?
>
> Life just ain't life without good music. - JOAT
> Web Page Update 27 Nov 2003.
> Some tunes I like.
> http://community-2.webtv.net/Jakofalltrades/SOMETUNESILIKE/
>

In article <[email protected]>, T.
<[email protected]> wrote:

> I want to keep
> accurate records of how many visitors the page gets.

I don't believe you. If you wanted an accurate record you'd get an
accurate counter.

djb

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In article <[email protected]>, Luigi Zanasi
<[email protected]> wrote:

> You are hereby now nominated as JOAT's accurate counter.

I respectfully decline that nomination.

There are plenty of free counters available. If T really wanted to know
how many people are visiting his site, he could easily set one up.

djb

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T. wrote in rec.woodworking

> It was pointed out to me that one visitor saw the counter on my web
> page and it said he was only the second visitor. Well, there is no
> actual counter, I have to change the numbers myself. And, the only way
> I can do that, is if I know someone has visited the page. So, for me to
> know you have visited, you will have to sign my guestbook, contact the
> webmaster, leave feedback, or click the e-mail thingie. I have
> up-graded the numbers, it now shows 3 visitors have seen my web page.
> If you have visited it, and not done any of these, please go back, and
> do it now, they are all on the bottom of the page. I want to keep
> accurate records of how many visitors the page gets.
>
JOAT, why don't you go to bravenet.com and you can get a free counter that
will update the count each time someone visits you page by itself. They
also have other free goodies for you web page like guest books and the
like. Just a thought, cause I know alot more than 3 people have dropped
by for a looksee.

BigDog
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On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 23:32:40 GMT, Dave Balderstone
<[email protected]> scribbled

>In article <[email protected]>, T.
><[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> I want to keep
>> accurate records of how many visitors the page gets.
>
>I don't believe you. If you wanted an accurate record you'd get an
>accurate counter.

You are hereby now nominated as JOAT's accurate counter. Anyone who
accesses JOAT's page must now tell Dave so he can keep an accurate
count. I just went to his page to check out his new bank project idea,
so please add one. :-)

Luigi
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BigDog wrote:

> T. wrote in rec.woodworking
>
>
[snip of troll bait]
> JOAT, why don't you go to bravenet.com and you can get a free counter that
> will update the count each time someone visits you page by itself. They
> also have other free goodies for you web page like guest books and the
> like. Just a thought, cause I know alot more than 3 people have dropped
> by for a looksee.
>
> BigDog

Boy you sure know how to take all the fun out of a goofy web page. Now
go to your room and don't come out until you have learned to obey Mr. T.
mahalo, :-)
jo4hn

jo4hn wrote in rec.woodworking

> BigDog wrote:
>
>> T. wrote in rec.woodworking
>>
>>
> [snip of troll bait]
>> JOAT, why don't you go to bravenet.com and you can get a free counter
>> that will update the count each time someone visits you page by
>> itself. They also have other free goodies for you web page like guest
>> books and the like. Just a thought, cause I know alot more than 3
>> people have dropped by for a looksee.
>>
>> BigDog
>
> Boy you sure know how to take all the fun out of a goofy web page.
> Now go to your room and don't come out until you have learned to obey
> Mr. T.
> mahalo, :-)
> jo4hn
>
>

I'm going, I'm going. And I aint comin out till dinner.
I hope Mr.T can pitty this fool. 8)

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T. wrote:

> If you have visited it, and not done any of these, please go back, and
> do it now, they are all on the bottom of the page. I want to keep
> accurate records of how many visitors the page gets.

I'm too lazy to dial the modem right now, JOAT, but you can increment the
counter by one, seein' 's how you're the webmaster, and I'm telling you
right now that I saw your funky yellow sled in all its digital glory, plus
them goofy thanksgiving critters you spent a month training.

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