OT: My First GLOAT: Number 2 has arrived!

Congrats, wish mine would, yesterday was the due date, still nothing, like
the name, mine's Brandon Porter
Locutus wrote:

>
> "stoutman" <.@.> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> Porter Andrew at a WHOPPING 9lbs 1oz ! :)
>>
>
> Reading your subject I thought maybe you were just constipated. :)
>
> Congrats.

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>The only famous person with the name Porter that I could find was the CIA director.

Composer/songwriter Cole Porter? Or were you just thinking first
names?
Congrats on your new bundle of joy,
Andy

WooHoo! Another woodworker is amongst us!

Congrats!

And for another famous "Porter", check out Mel Gibson's "Payback".

Hope young Porter's Mom is doing well, too. I saw my sister deliver a
young niece the old way, and she was too weak to even hold her baby
when she finished.

Robert

"stoutman" <.@.> wrote in message
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> Porter Andrew at a WHOPPING 9lbs 1oz ! :)
>
>
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Congratulations - Life is good!

Dave



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Locutus wrote:
> "stoutman" <.@.> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Porter Andrew at a WHOPPING 9lbs 1oz ! :)
> >

Hey, A stout baby for stoutman.

>
> Reading your subject I thought maybe you were just constipated. :)
>

Me too!

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Leon wrote:
> "todd" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> >
> > In cases like that, you can understand how so many more women used to die
> > during labor.
> >
>
> Very easy to understand. And oddly she had another child after that. I'd
> have shut er down.

A guy in my camera club commented that he always keeps
a camera and film in his car because he neverknows when he's
going to see something he wants to photograph. I know what
he means. One day as I was leaving my parking lot on the
way to work I saw a woman pushing a baby carriage with
one arm while holding a baby with the other. A third child
was helping her push while another was walking behind holding
onto her pantleg. Oh, and she was pregnant.

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FF

Leon wrote:

>
> "stoutman" <.@.> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> "Richard Clements" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>>> Congrats, wish mine would, yesterday was the due date, still nothing,
>>> like
>>> the name, mine's Brandon Porter
>>
>> I always thought Porter was a cool name. My mother and grandmother do
>> not
>> like it. :(
>>
>> The only famous person with the name Porter that I could find was the CIA
>> director.
>
>
> The C&W singer, Porter Wagner.

there was a gun fighter named Porter Rockwell
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if corn oil comes from corn,
and olive oil comes from olives
where dose baby oil come from?

stoutman wrote:
> "Richard Clements" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Congrats, wish mine would, yesterday was the due date, still nothing, like
> > the name, mine's Brandon Porter
>
> I always thought Porter was a cool name. My mother and grandmother do not
> like it. :(

Well as long as his middle name isn't Cable I'll take your side.

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FF

In article <[email protected]>,
<[email protected]> wrote:
>
>Leon wrote:
>> "todd" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>> >
>> > In cases like that, you can understand how so many more women used to die
>> > during labor.
>> >
>>
>> Very easy to understand. And oddly she had another child after that. I'd
>> have shut er down.
>
>A guy in my camera club commented that he always keeps
>a camera and film in his car because he neverknows when he's
>going to see something he wants to photograph. I know what
>he means. One day as I was leaving my parking lot on the
>way to work I saw a woman pushing a baby carriage with
>one arm while holding a baby with the other. A third child
>was helping her push while another was walking behind holding
>onto her pantleg. Oh, and she was pregnant.

As she was crossing the intersection, against the light, the driver
of the car stuck his head out, and growled, "Remember, lady, you can
get knocked *down*, too!"

Locutus wrote:
>
> Never heard that, I weighed 11 lbs 12 oz and my mother was not diabetic
> either.
>


OW!!!!! Be nice to her!

Barry

On Fri, 03 Mar 2006 03:13:29 GMT, "stoutman" <.@.> wrote:

>Porter Andrew at a WHOPPING 9lbs 1oz ! :)

Congratulations! Now, since you won't have time for woodworking anymore,
can I have your tools? :-)

You have a whole new world ahead of you, enjoy it!



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If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough

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If this is your first child you're in for an adventure
If this is not your first child you already know that.

Congrats to both of you.

charlie b

"stoutman" <.@.> wrote in message
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> Porter Andrew at a WHOPPING 9lbs 1oz ! :)
>

Reading your subject I thought maybe you were just constipated. :)

Congrats.

"todd" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "stoutman" <.@.> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>>
>> "David" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>>> stoutman wrote:
>>>> Porter Andrew at a WHOPPING 9lbs 1oz ! :)
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Is the wife diabetic?
>>>
>>> Dave
>>
>> No. Is there a correlation I am unaware of?
>>
> My wife is diabetic. Because of the higher blood glucose levels present
> in diabetics, the unborn child is likely to gain more weight than with a
> "normal" mother. Even though my wife has fairly tight control (aided
> greatly by an insulin pump), our OB-GYN was never going to let her go past
> 38 weeks before a planned induction.
>
> todd

Never heard that, I weighed 11 lbs 12 oz and my mother was not diabetic
either.

> Reading your subject I thought maybe you were just constipated. :)

LOL!!

> Congrats.

Thank you!
>

"David" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> stoutman wrote:
>> Porter Andrew at a WHOPPING 9lbs 1oz ! :)
>>
>>
> Is the wife diabetic?
>
> Dave

No. Is there a correlation I am unaware of?

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"stoutman" <.@.> wrote in message
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> Porter Andrew at a WHOPPING 9lbs 1oz ! :)


Com-grab-your-relations stoutman. Both of you done gooood.

stoutman (in [email protected]) said:

| Porter Andrew at a WHOPPING 9lbs 1oz ! :)

Congrats!

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<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> A guy in my camera club commented that he always keeps
> a camera and film in his car because he neverknows when he's
> going to see something he wants to photograph. I know what
> he means. One day as I was leaving my parking lot on the
> way to work I saw a woman pushing a baby carriage with
> one arm while holding a baby with the other. A third child
> was helping her push while another was walking behind holding
> onto her pantleg. Oh, and she was pregnant.


Must be something in the water.

stoutman wrote:
> Porter Andrew at a WHOPPING 9lbs 1oz ! :)
>
>
Is the wife diabetic?

Dave

"todd" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> In cases like that, you can understand how so many more women used to die
> during labor.
>

Very easy to understand. And oddly she had another child after that. I'd
have shut er down.

Congratulations!!!

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"stoutman" <.@.> wrote in message
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> Porter Andrew at a WHOPPING 9lbs 1oz ! :)
>
>
> --
> Stoutman
> http://www.garagewoodworks.com
> (Featuring a NEW look)
>

"Leon" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
> "Lee Michaels" <leemichaels*nadaspam*@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>>
>> "stoutman" <.@.> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>>> Porter Andrew at a WHOPPING 9lbs 1oz ! :)
>>>
>>>
>> Football player, eh?
>
>
> ;~) You made me instantly think of my father. He is 83 and when he was
> born he weighed 13 lbs 11oz. He must have been about 3 months past due.

In cases like that, you can understand how so many more women used to die
during labor.

todd

"stoutman" <.@.> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "David" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> stoutman wrote:
>>> Porter Andrew at a WHOPPING 9lbs 1oz ! :)
>>>
>>>
>> Is the wife diabetic?
>>
>> Dave
>
> No. Is there a correlation I am unaware of?
>
My wife is diabetic. Because of the higher blood glucose levels present in
diabetics, the unborn child is likely to gain more weight than with a
"normal" mother. Even though my wife has fairly tight control (aided
greatly by an insulin pump), our OB-GYN was never going to let her go past
38 weeks before a planned induction.

todd

"stoutman" <.@.> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Porter Andrew at a WHOPPING 9lbs 1oz ! :)
>
>
Football player, eh?

Locutus wrote:
> "stoutman" <.@.> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> Porter Andrew at a WHOPPING 9lbs 1oz ! :)
>>
>
> Reading your subject I thought maybe you were just constipated.

Drink too many Porters, and that's what can happen.

Congrats, STOUT!

Way to go!

In article <[email protected]>, "stoutman" <.@.>
wrote:

> Porter Andrew at a WHOPPING 9lbs 1oz ! :)

Congratulations, sir.

"Lee Michaels" <leemichaels*nadaspam*@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "stoutman" <.@.> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> Porter Andrew at a WHOPPING 9lbs 1oz ! :)
>>
>>
> Football player, eh?


;~) You made me instantly think of my father. He is 83 and when he was
born he weighed 13 lbs 11oz. He must have been about 3 months past due.

"Richard Clements" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Congrats, wish mine would, yesterday was the due date, still nothing, like
> the name, mine's Brandon Porter

I always thought Porter was a cool name. My mother and grandmother do not
like it. :(

The only famous person with the name Porter that I could find was the CIA
director.

--
Stoutman
http://www.garagewoodworks.com
(Featuring a NEW look)

"stoutman" <.@.> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "Richard Clements" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> Congrats, wish mine would, yesterday was the due date, still nothing,
>> like
>> the name, mine's Brandon Porter
>
> I always thought Porter was a cool name. My mother and grandmother do not
> like it. :(
>
> The only famous person with the name Porter that I could find was the CIA
> director.


The C&W singer, Porter Wagner.

stoutman wrote:
> Porter Andrew at a WHOPPING 9lbs 1oz ! :)
>
>
A definite gloat, perhaps more Mum's than yours though.;)
Congratulations and best wishes for the new family.

regards
John