BK

Bruce Kieffer

27/11/2004 12:10 AM

Jesus Knot on eBay

You've heard about the Virgin Mary grilled cheese. Check out the Jesus Knot
on eBay.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5538397996&ssPageNam
e=STRK:MESE:IT

Or do an eBay search for Jesus Knot.


This topic has 33 replies

AE

"Alan Edwards"

in reply to Bruce Kieffer on 27/11/2004 12:10 AM

08/02/2005 12:04 AM

Whoa, Hank. Don't go jumping to wild, unfounded conclusions. There was
probably some ebay system error that kept them from finding it, or maybe
they were all searching for "Jeezis emmijas".

>
> The auction ended without anyone bidding, so apparently there is a limit
> to human stupidity. I'm shocked.
>
> --
> Hank Gillette

DB

Dave Balderstone

in reply to Bruce Kieffer on 27/11/2004 12:10 AM

28/11/2004 12:32 PM

In article <[email protected]>, Allyn Vaughn
<[email protected]> wrote:

> I still think it looks like a parrot. Even the one who got stuck in
> the freezer!

Looks like the eagle from the Muppet Show to me...

PO

"Paul O."

in reply to Bruce Kieffer on 27/11/2004 12:10 AM

27/11/2004 3:02 AM


"Bruce Kieffer" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:BDCD2221.9D17%[email protected]...
> You've heard about the Virgin Mary grilled cheese. Check out the Jesus
> Knot
> on eBay.
>
> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5538397996&ssPageNam
> e=STRK:MESE:IT
>
> Or do an eBay search for Jesus Knot.
>

Damned if it don't look like a knot to me.
--
Paul O.
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sD

[email protected] (Doug Miller)

in reply to Bruce Kieffer on 27/11/2004 12:10 AM

28/11/2004 4:30 PM

In article <BDCD2221.9D17%[email protected]>, Bruce Kieffer <[email protected]> wrote:
>You've heard about the Virgin Mary grilled cheese. Check out the Jesus Knot
>on eBay.
>
>http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5538397996

It looks more like George Washington to me. :-)

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"Todd Fatheree"

in reply to Bruce Kieffer on 27/11/2004 12:10 AM

27/11/2004 3:28 PM

"Lobby Dosser" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:aPSpd.395$dv5.225@trnddc07...
> "Paul O." <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >
> > "Bruce Kieffer" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:BDCD2221.9D17%[email protected]...
> >> You've heard about the Virgin Mary grilled cheese. Check out the
> >> Jesus Knot
> >> on eBay.
> >>
> >> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5538397996&ssP
> >> ageNam e=STRK:MESE:IT
> >>
> >> Or do an eBay search for Jesus Knot.
> >>
> >
> > Damned if it don't look like a knot to me.
>
> You gotta hold your monitor at an angle and squint real hard.

I'm a frayed knot.

todd

LD

Lobby Dosser

in reply to Bruce Kieffer on 27/11/2004 12:10 AM

02/12/2004 4:51 AM

"Grumble53" <[email protected]> wrote:

>
> "J.B. Bobbitt" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> It looks more like Woody Allen to me.
>>
>
> or maybe George Washington
>
> http://student.flvs.net/gusslea/mod3/rushmore.htm
>
>
>
>
>

Too late. Auction ended with no bidders.

AV

Allyn Vaughn

in reply to Bruce Kieffer on 27/11/2004 12:10 AM

28/11/2004 5:02 PM

On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 16:30:57 GMT, [email protected] (Doug Miller)
wrote:

>In article <BDCD2221.9D17%[email protected]>, Bruce Kieffer <[email protected]> wrote:
>>You've heard about the Virgin Mary grilled cheese. Check out the Jesus Knot
>>on eBay.
>>
>>http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5538397996
>
>It looks more like George Washington to me. :-)

I still think it looks like a parrot. Even the one who got stuck in
the freezer!

DW

"Dan White"

in reply to Bruce Kieffer on 27/11/2004 12:10 AM

26/11/2004 9:47 PM


"Lobby Dosser" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:yIPpd.395$xk5.380@trnddc09...

> >
> >
>
> Looks more like Thomas Jefferson to me. Put it on my watch list. If this
> guy gets his $500, there'll be a run on all those warped 2x4s at HD!

I was thinking George Washington. Certainly not Jesus.

dwhite

MD

Morris Dovey

in reply to Bruce Kieffer on 27/11/2004 12:10 AM

27/11/2004 12:45 PM

Tom Quackenbush wrote:
> Groggy wrote: <snip>
>
>> Note the expression on his face, he looks plane board to me.
>
> That's knot funny.

Beech, beech, beech.

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jj

jo4hn

in reply to Bruce Kieffer on 27/11/2004 12:10 AM

27/11/2004 3:43 PM

Tom Quackenbush wrote:
> Groggy wrote:
> <snip>
>
>>Note the expression on his face, he looks plane board to me.
>
>
> That's knot funny.
>
> R,
> Tom Q.
>
> Remove bogusinfo to reply.

I wooden of expected that answer.
j4

Gg

"Groggy"

in reply to Bruce Kieffer on 27/11/2004 12:10 AM

27/11/2004 10:56 AM


"Bruce Kieffer" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:BDCD2221.9D17%[email protected]...
> You've heard about the Virgin Mary grilled cheese. Check out the Jesus
> Knot
> on eBay.
>
> Or do an eBay search for Jesus Knot.


Note the expression on his face, he looks plane board to me.

ee

"ezalpha"

in reply to Bruce Kieffer on 27/11/2004 12:10 AM

29/11/2004 7:35 PM

I only see that movie ad for the Elephant Man.
"Doug Miller" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> In article <BDCD2221.9D17%[email protected]>, Bruce Kieffer <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>>You've heard about the Virgin Mary grilled cheese. Check out the Jesus
>>Knot
>>on eBay.
>>
>>http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5538397996
>
> It looks more like George Washington to me. :-)
>
> --
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AE

"Alan Edwards"

in reply to Bruce Kieffer on 27/11/2004 12:10 AM

02/02/2005 12:48 AM

Why does anything bearing a human likeness automatically have to be Jesus?
I think it looks more like Holling from Northern Exposure. Either way, at
$500 it's clearly a steal.


"Mike Girouard" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "ezalpha" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:<[email protected]>...
>> I only see that movie ad for the Elephant Man.
>> "Doug Miller" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>> > In article <BDCD2221.9D17%[email protected]>, Bruce Kieffer
>> > <[email protected]>
>> > wrote:
>> >>You've heard about the Virgin Mary grilled cheese. Check out the Jesus
>> >>Knot
>> >>on eBay.
>> >>
>> >>http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5538397996
>> >
>> > It looks more like George Washington to me. :-)
>> >
>> > --
>> > Regards,
>> > Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com)
>> >
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>
>
> Doesn't seem to be a very poplar item, does it.
>
> FoggyTown
> "Cut to shape . . . pound to fit."

LD

Lobby Dosser

in reply to Bruce Kieffer on 27/11/2004 12:10 AM

27/11/2004 3:49 AM

"Paul O." <[email protected]> wrote:

>
> "Bruce Kieffer" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:BDCD2221.9D17%[email protected]...
>> You've heard about the Virgin Mary grilled cheese. Check out the
>> Jesus Knot
>> on eBay.
>>
>> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5538397996&ssP
>> ageNam e=STRK:MESE:IT
>>
>> Or do an eBay search for Jesus Knot.
>>
>
> Damned if it don't look like a knot to me.

You gotta hold your monitor at an angle and squint real hard.

fM

[email protected] (Mike Girouard)

in reply to Bruce Kieffer on 27/11/2004 12:10 AM

30/11/2004 2:25 AM

"ezalpha" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> I only see that movie ad for the Elephant Man.
> "Doug Miller" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > In article <BDCD2221.9D17%[email protected]>, Bruce Kieffer <[email protected]>
> > wrote:
> >>You've heard about the Virgin Mary grilled cheese. Check out the Jesus
> >>Knot
> >>on eBay.
> >>
> >>http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5538397996
> >
> > It looks more like George Washington to me. :-)
> >
> > --
> > Regards,
> > Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com)
> >
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Doesn't seem to be a very poplar item, does it.

FoggyTown
"Cut to shape . . . pound to fit."

Ma

Mark and Kim Smith

in reply to Bruce Kieffer on 27/11/2004 12:10 AM

27/11/2004 12:44 AM

Bruce Kieffer wrote:

>You've heard about the Virgin Mary grilled cheese. Check out the Jesus Knot
>on eBay.
>
>http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5538397996&ssPageNam
>e=STRK:MESE:IT
>
>Or do an eBay search for Jesus Knot.
>
>
That looks suspiciously like New Yankee Workshop!

GG

"Grumble53"

in reply to Bruce Kieffer on 27/11/2004 12:10 AM

01/12/2004 9:50 PM


"J.B. Bobbitt" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> It looks more like Woody Allen to me.
>

or maybe George Washington

http://student.flvs.net/gusslea/mod3/rushmore.htm



HG

Hank Gillette

in reply to Bruce Kieffer on 27/11/2004 12:10 AM

02/02/2005 10:30 AM

In article <[email protected]>,
"Alan Edwards" <[email protected]> wrote:

> Why does anything bearing a human likeness automatically have to be Jesus?
> I think it looks more like Holling from Northern Exposure. Either way, at
> $500 it's clearly a steal.

I think it looks like Thomas Jefferson.

The auction ended without anyone bidding, so apparently there is a limit
to human stupidity. I'm shocked.

--
Hank Gillette

DW

"Dan White"

in reply to Bruce Kieffer on 27/11/2004 12:10 AM

27/11/2004 10:38 AM


"Tom Quackenbush" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Groggy wrote:
> <snip>
> >
> >Note the expression on his face, he looks plane board to me.
>
> That's knot funny.
>

Woodn't you know, another comedian in the group.

dwhite

TQ

Tom Quackenbush

in reply to Bruce Kieffer on 27/11/2004 12:10 AM

27/11/2004 2:41 PM

Groggy wrote:
<snip>
>
>Note the expression on his face, he looks plane board to me.

That's knot funny.

R,
Tom Q.

Remove bogusinfo to reply.

Pn

Phisherman

in reply to Bruce Kieffer on 27/11/2004 12:10 AM

29/11/2004 1:38 AM

To me it looks like Mother-in-Law or some kind of monkey.

CK

Charles Krug

in reply to Bruce Kieffer on 27/11/2004 12:10 AM

02/02/2005 2:46 PM

On Wed, 2 Feb 2005 00:48:54 -0600, Alan Edwards
<[email protected]> wrote:
> Why does anything bearing a human likeness automatically have to be Jesus?
> I think it looks more like Holling from Northern Exposure. Either way, at
> $500 it's clearly a steal.
>
>

And why don't "Images of Jesus" or "The Blessed Virgin" ever look in the
LEAST Jewish nor remotely Middle Eastern?

I'm fairly certain that a First Century Nazerine looked nothing like Ted
Nugent.

cC

[email protected] (Charlie Self)

in reply to Charles Krug on 02/02/2005 2:46 PM

02/02/2005 3:31 PM

Charles Krug notes:

>On Wed, 2 Feb 2005 00:48:54 -0600, Alan Edwards
><[email protected]> wrote:
>> Why does anything bearing a human likeness automatically have to be Jesus?
>> I think it looks more like Holling from Northern Exposure. Either way, at
>> $500 it's clearly a steal.
>>
>>
>
>And why don't "Images of Jesus" or "The Blessed Virgin" ever look in the
>LEAST Jewish nor remotely Middle Eastern?
>
>I'm fairly certain that a First Century Nazerine looked nothing like Ted
>Nugent.

C'mon, man. You know that Jesus was a 6'2" tall blonde guy, with blue eyes.

My brother used to figure that, given the growth in stature in the past 2000
years, he was maybe 18" tall.

Charlie Self
"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some
kind of federal program." George W. Bush, St. Charles, Missouri, November 2,
2000

TB

"Thomas Bunetta"

in reply to Charles Krug on 02/02/2005 2:46 PM

02/02/2005 8:05 PM


"Charlie Self" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Charles Krug notes:
<Prev. syuff snipped>>
> C'mon, man. You know that Jesus was a 6'2" tall blonde guy, with blue
eyes.
>
> My brother used to figure that, given the growth in stature in the past
2000
> years, he was maybe 18" tall.
>
> Charlie Self
I've heard it said that we are all victims of our delusions.
Tom

JB

"J.B. Bobbitt"

in reply to Bruce Kieffer on 27/11/2004 12:10 AM

27/11/2004 10:28 PM

It looks more like Woody Allen to me.

-jbb

"Bruce Kieffer" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:BDCD2221.9D17%[email protected]...
> You've heard about the Virgin Mary grilled cheese. Check out the Jesus
> Knot
> on eBay.
>
> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5538397996&ssPageNam
> e=STRK:MESE:IT
>
> Or do an eBay search for Jesus Knot.
>

TV

Tom Veatch

in reply to Bruce Kieffer on 27/11/2004 12:10 AM

03/02/2005 6:22 PM

On Wed, 2 Feb 2005 00:48:54 -0600, "Alan Edwards" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>Why does anything bearing a human likeness automatically have to be Jesus?


It doesn't. Sometimes it's a picture of Mary!

But I wonder that myself. Especially since none of us have the least idea of
what Jesus/Mary actually looked like. Except we can be pretty sure they did NOT
look anything like the old artistic renderings of them.


Tom Veatch
Wichita, KS USA

LD

Lobby Dosser

in reply to Bruce Kieffer on 27/11/2004 12:10 AM

27/11/2004 12:17 AM

Bruce Kieffer <[email protected]> wrote:

> You've heard about the Virgin Mary grilled cheese. Check out the Jesus
> Knot on eBay.
>
> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5538397996&ssPa
> geNam e=STRK:MESE:IT
>
> Or do an eBay search for Jesus Knot.
>
>

Looks more like Thomas Jefferson to me. Put it on my watch list. If this
guy gets his $500, there'll be a run on all those warped 2x4s at HD!

cC

[email protected] (Charlie Self)

in reply to Lobby Dosser on 27/11/2004 12:17 AM

27/11/2004 1:29 AM


Lobby Dosser notes:

>Bruce Kieffer <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> You've heard about the Virgin Mary grilled cheese. Check out the Jesus
>> Knot on eBay.
>>
>> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5538397996&ssPa
>> geNam e=STRK:MESE:IT
>>
>> Or do an eBay search for Jesus Knot.
>>
>>
>
>Looks more like Thomas Jefferson to me. Put it on my watch list. If this
>guy gets his $500, there'll be a run on all those warped 2x4s at HD!

DOn't need no steenking tubafours. I've got enough ratty rough oak around here
to allow locating a knot with John the Baptist's head or Elvis Presley's hip
bone.

Charlie Self
"Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity
has made them good." H. L. Mencken

bR

[email protected] (Robert Bonomi)

in reply to Lobby Dosser on 27/11/2004 12:17 AM

27/11/2004 9:09 AM

In article <[email protected]>,
Charlie Self <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>Lobby Dosser notes:
>
>>Bruce Kieffer <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> You've heard about the Virgin Mary grilled cheese. Check out the Jesus
>>> Knot on eBay.
>>>
>>> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5538397996&ssPa
>>> geNam e=STRK:MESE:IT
>>>
>>> Or do an eBay search for Jesus Knot.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>Looks more like Thomas Jefferson to me. Put it on my watch list. If this
>>guy gets his $500, there'll be a run on all those warped 2x4s at HD!
>
>DOn't need no steenking tubafours. I've got enough ratty rough oak around here
>to allow locating a knot with John the Baptist's head or Elvis Presley's hip
>bone.

Howsabout one that resembles the guy who showed in the credits as "Hey-soos",
on the old Eastwood oater "Rawhide" ?


*grin*


`

cC

[email protected] (Charlie Self)

in reply to [email protected] (Robert Bonomi) on 27/11/2004 9:09 AM

27/11/2004 9:55 AM

Robert Bonomi asks:

>>DOn't need no steenking tubafours. I've got enough ratty rough oak around
>here
>>to allow locating a knot with John the Baptist's head or Elvis Presley's hip
>>bone.
>
>Howsabout one that resembles the guy who showed in the credits as "Hey-soos",
>on the old Eastwood oater "Rawhide" ?

I'd bet on it. If I knew what he looked like. Or, rather, if I remembered.

Charlie Self
"Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity
has made them good." H. L. Mencken

Hh

Howard

in reply to [email protected] (Robert Bonomi) on 27/11/2004 9:09 AM

30/11/2004 3:17 PM

Lobby Dosser <[email protected]> wrote:

>Everyone is waiting to snipe ...

Gag. Sputter. Cough. Cringe....
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Lobby Dosser

in reply to [email protected] (Robert Bonomi) on 27/11/2004 9:09 AM

30/11/2004 6:34 AM

Howard <[email protected]> wrote:

> I see that nobody is bidding on this yet...

Everyone is waiting to snipe ...

>
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>

Hh

Howard

in reply to [email protected] (Robert Bonomi) on 27/11/2004 9:09 AM

30/11/2004 5:58 AM

I see that nobody is bidding on this yet...

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