Arggh

Angela Sekeris wrote:
>
> I always wear nitrile gloves when working with cyanoacrylate. In your
> case, add a condom for extra safety. <G>
==========================

Maybe some matching nitrile condoms? There is a product idea/promotion in
there somewhere.

I can see it now. A very sorry looking Taurus is standing there saying, "I
superglued without wearing a nitrile condom. And this is what happened to
me."

LOL Guys would be scared into buying this safety equipment if they needed
it or not. What next?? New OSHA/Kalifornia regulations?

I better stop now before I get into trouble.

Reminds me of a local baseball player who just got back from some surgery to
remove bone spurs from his non throwing arm. He is just getting back into
playing form after shaking some rust off. Then he stops a hard ground ball
with his......., are you ready for this......, TESTICLES!! Ouch! And he
finished the game too!

He was out for a couple weeks longer due to " a bleeding testicle". I am
certain there was some swelling involved as well. This happened within the
last two weeks.

OK, I will stop now. <wincing>

"Angela Sekeris" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> I always wear nitrile gloves when working with cyanoacrylate. In your
> case, add a condom for extra safety. <G>

Yup, can just hear it.

"Honey, I'm going into the bathroom to do some gluing. By the way, can I
have one of those condoms we never use?"

On Aug 31, 9:30=A0am, Angela Sekeris <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Aug 30, 8:00=A0pm, Tanus <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > I put down a new floor in the bathroom, and it went amazingly well. One
> > little divot where I dropped something was bothering me, and I didn't
> > want to use flooring adhesive so I picked up some cyanoacrylate at my
> > local hardware.
>
> > Packaging has changed a bit. Inside a clear plastic bottle is a
> > squeezable container and also an capped injector that screws onto the
> > container.
>
> > I removed the cap from the injector and threaded it onto the
> > container...while squeezing the container. The injector..injected...all
> > over my palm, hand and fingernails. As well as the vanity. And sink.
> > Likely the taps too. The dog was in there at the time, and I haven't
> > seen him since. Probably stuck to the cat by now. I washed the sink out
> > and sloshed some water up onto the vanity and the glue mostly went away=
.
>
> > Being around all that water always makes me want to pee. Big mistake.
> > About that time, SWMBO decided to come into the bathroom and tried to
> > figure out why I had such a fixation between my hand and my pecker.
>
> > Some things you just can't explain. Ever. Some things, although they
> > look really really bad, just have to sit as they lie. So I put on that
> > face that said "Hey I do this every day", and walked out of the
> > bathroom, my hand leading the way.
>
> > I vaguely considered using some acetone, and gave up that idea. All I'd
> > need was a spark and ole Sparky would be no more.
>
> > Time is the great healer in most things, and I'm now typing with both
> > hands. But I haven't peed since, and for the first time in my life, I'm
> > dreading that next trip to the john.
>
> > Tanus
>
> I feel your pain...no..wait..actually I don't. <G>
>
> I always wear nitrile gloves when working with cyanoacrylate. In your
> case, add a condom for extra safety. <G>

Yup. Got laptopped again. OF COURSE Angela wouldn't feel your
pain...LOL

You should've begun this tale with a warning

"Put down your coffee, swallow, then proceed
with this missive." You've been warned. Oh - and
you might want to hit The Head - before continuing
on with this one."

On the other hand, the lack of warning might be
reponsible for a subsequent post that could be
interesting - though not likely quite as funny.

Old Sparky!?

This one's a Keeper. More please.

On Aug 31, 10:16=A0am, FrozenNorth <[email protected]>
wrote:
> Robatoy wrote:
> > On Aug 31, 9:30 am, Angela Sekeris <[email protected]> wrote:
> >> On Aug 30, 8:00 pm, Tanus <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >>> I put down a new floor in the bathroom, and it went amazingly well. O=
ne
> >>> little divot where I dropped something was bothering me, and I didn't
> >>> want to use flooring adhesive so I picked up some cyanoacrylate at my
> >>> local hardware.
> >>> Packaging has changed a bit. Inside a clear plastic bottle is a
> >>> squeezable container and also an capped injector that screws onto the
> >>> container.
> >>> I removed the cap from the injector and threaded it onto the
> >>> container...while squeezing the container. The injector..injected...a=
ll
> >>> over my palm, hand and fingernails. As well as the vanity. And sink.
> >>> Likely the taps too. The dog was in there at the time, and I haven't
> >>> seen him since. Probably stuck to the cat by now. I washed the sink o=
ut
> >>> and sloshed some water up onto the vanity and the glue mostly went aw=
ay.
> >>> Being around all that water always makes me want to pee. Big mistake.
> >>> About that time, SWMBO decided to come into the bathroom and tried to
> >>> figure out why I had such a fixation between my hand and my pecker.
> >>> Some things you just can't explain. Ever. Some things, although they
> >>> look really really bad, just have to sit as they lie. So I put on tha=
t
> >>> face that said "Hey I do this every day", and walked out of the
> >>> bathroom, my hand leading the way.
> >>> I vaguely considered using some acetone, and gave up that idea. All I=
'd
> >>> need was a spark and ole Sparky would be no more.
> >>> Time is the great healer in most things, and I'm now typing with both
> >>> hands. But I haven't peed since, and for the first time in my life, I=
'm
> >>> dreading that next trip to the john.
> >>> Tanus
> >> I feel your pain...no..wait..actually I don't. <G>
>
> >> I always wear nitrile gloves when working with cyanoacrylate. In your
> >> case, add a condom for extra safety. <G>
>
> > Yup. Got laptopped again. OF COURSE Angela wouldn't feel your
> > pain...LOL
>
> Rob, just an idea, but why don't you set a different background picture
> or colour scheme to each account on that laptop, it will make it more
> obvious who is logged in.
>
> --
> Froz...

*feeling all duh-like*
Good tip. Thanks.

On Aug 30, 8:00=A0pm, Tanus <[email protected]> wrote:
> I put down a new floor in the bathroom, and it went amazingly well. One
> little divot where I dropped something was bothering me, and I didn't
> want to use flooring adhesive so I picked up some cyanoacrylate at my
> local hardware.
>
> Packaging has changed a bit. Inside a clear plastic bottle is a
> squeezable container and also an capped injector that screws onto the
> container.
>
> I removed the cap from the injector and threaded it onto the
> container...while squeezing the container. The injector..injected...all
> over my palm, hand and fingernails. As well as the vanity. And sink.
> Likely the taps too. The dog was in there at the time, and I haven't
> seen him since. Probably stuck to the cat by now. I washed the sink out
> and sloshed some water up onto the vanity and the glue mostly went away.
>
> Being around all that water always makes me want to pee. Big mistake.
> About that time, SWMBO decided to come into the bathroom and tried to
> figure out why I had such a fixation between my hand and my pecker.
>
> Some things you just can't explain. Ever. Some things, although they
> look really really bad, just have to sit as they lie. So I put on that
> face that said "Hey I do this every day", and walked out of the
> bathroom, my hand leading the way.
>
> I vaguely considered using some acetone, and gave up that idea. All I'd
> need was a spark and ole Sparky would be no more.
>
> Time is the great healer in most things, and I'm now typing with both
> hands. But I haven't peed since, and for the first time in my life, I'm
> dreading that next trip to the john.
>
> Tanus

I feel your pain...no..wait..actually I don't. <G>

I always wear nitrile gloves when working with cyanoacrylate. In your
case, add a condom for extra safety. <G>

Robatoy wrote:
> On Aug 31, 10:16 am, FrozenNorth <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>> Robatoy wrote:
>>> On Aug 31, 9:30 am, Angela Sekeris <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>> On Aug 30, 8:00 pm, Tanus <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>> I put down a new floor in the bathroom, and it went amazingly well. One
>>>>> little divot where I dropped something was bothering me, and I didn't
>>>>> want to use flooring adhesive so I picked up some cyanoacrylate at my
>>>>> local hardware.
>>>>> Packaging has changed a bit. Inside a clear plastic bottle is a
>>>>> squeezable container and also an capped injector that screws onto the
>>>>> container.
>>>>> I removed the cap from the injector and threaded it onto the
>>>>> container...while squeezing the container. The injector..injected...all
>>>>> over my palm, hand and fingernails. As well as the vanity. And sink.
>>>>> Likely the taps too. The dog was in there at the time, and I haven't
>>>>> seen him since. Probably stuck to the cat by now. I washed the sink out
>>>>> and sloshed some water up onto the vanity and the glue mostly went away.
>>>>> Being around all that water always makes me want to pee. Big mistake.
>>>>> About that time, SWMBO decided to come into the bathroom and tried to
>>>>> figure out why I had such a fixation between my hand and my pecker.
>>>>> Some things you just can't explain. Ever. Some things, although they
>>>>> look really really bad, just have to sit as they lie. So I put on that
>>>>> face that said "Hey I do this every day", and walked out of the
>>>>> bathroom, my hand leading the way.
>>>>> I vaguely considered using some acetone, and gave up that idea. All I'd
>>>>> need was a spark and ole Sparky would be no more.
>>>>> Time is the great healer in most things, and I'm now typing with both
>>>>> hands. But I haven't peed since, and for the first time in my life, I'm
>>>>> dreading that next trip to the john.
>>>>> Tanus
>>>> I feel your pain...no..wait..actually I don't. <G>
>>>> I always wear nitrile gloves when working with cyanoacrylate. In your
>>>> case, add a condom for extra safety. <G>
>>> Yup. Got laptopped again. OF COURSE Angela wouldn't feel your
>>> pain...LOL
>> Rob, just an idea, but why don't you set a different background picture
>> or colour scheme to each account on that laptop, it will make it more
>> obvious who is logged in.
>>
>> --
>> Froz...
>
> *feeling all duh-like*
> Good tip. Thanks.

Just tell Angela to send me cookies.
;-)
I already have a granite countertop in the kitchen.

--
Froz...

charlieb wrote:
> You should've begun this tale with a warning
>
> "Put down your coffee, swallow, then proceed
> with this missive." You've been warned. Oh - and
> you might want to hit The Head - before continuing
> on with this one."
>
> On the other hand, the lack of warning might be
> reponsible for a subsequent post that could be
> interesting - though not likely quite as funny.
>
> Old Sparky!?
>
> This one's a Keeper. More please.

Oh sure. You just wanna hear about me glued up again. But thanks for the
encouragement. I'm sure something else will get me in trouble soon.

Tanus

Lee Michaels wrote:
> Angela Sekeris wrote:
>> I always wear nitrile gloves when working with cyanoacrylate. In your
>> case, add a condom for extra safety. <G>
> ==========================
>
> Maybe some matching nitrile condoms? There is a product idea/promotion in
> there somewhere.
>
> I can see it now. A very sorry looking Taurus is standing there saying, "I
> superglued without wearing a nitrile condom. And this is what happened to
> me."
>
> LOL Guys would be scared into buying this safety equipment if they needed
> it or not. What next?? New OSHA/Kalifornia regulations?

Endorsement fees. I like the way you think.

T


>
> I better stop now before I get into trouble.
>
> Reminds me of a local baseball player who just got back from some surgery to
> remove bone spurs from his non throwing arm. He is just getting back into
> playing form after shaking some rust off. Then he stops a hard ground ball
> with his......., are you ready for this......, TESTICLES!! Ouch! And he
> finished the game too!
>
> He was out for a couple weeks longer due to " a bleeding testicle". I am
> certain there was some swelling involved as well. This happened within the
> last two weeks.
>
> OK, I will stop now. <wincing>
>
>
>

On Sun, 30 Aug 2009 20:00:29 -0400, Tanus <[email protected]> wrote:

I think you're ready to write a country song.. lol

Glad that the thing wasn't pointed at your face, man... Take care..

>I put down a new floor in the bathroom, and it went amazingly well. One
>little divot where I dropped something was bothering me, and I didn't
>want to use flooring adhesive so I picked up some cyanoacrylate at my
>local hardware.
>
>Packaging has changed a bit. Inside a clear plastic bottle is a
>squeezable container and also an capped injector that screws onto the
>container.
>
>I removed the cap from the injector and threaded it onto the
>container...while squeezing the container. The injector..injected...all
>over my palm, hand and fingernails. As well as the vanity. And sink.
>Likely the taps too. The dog was in there at the time, and I haven't
>seen him since. Probably stuck to the cat by now. I washed the sink out
>and sloshed some water up onto the vanity and the glue mostly went away.
>
>Being around all that water always makes me want to pee. Big mistake.
>About that time, SWMBO decided to come into the bathroom and tried to
>figure out why I had such a fixation between my hand and my pecker.
>
>Some things you just can't explain. Ever. Some things, although they
>look really really bad, just have to sit as they lie. So I put on that
>face that said "Hey I do this every day", and walked out of the
>bathroom, my hand leading the way.
>
>I vaguely considered using some acetone, and gave up that idea. All I'd
>need was a spark and ole Sparky would be no more.
>
>Time is the great healer in most things, and I'm now typing with both
>hands. But I haven't peed since, and for the first time in my life, I'm
>dreading that next trip to the john.
>
>Tanus


mac

Please remove splinters before emailing

Robatoy wrote:
> On Aug 31, 9:30 am, Angela Sekeris <[email protected]> wrote:
>> On Aug 30, 8:00 pm, Tanus <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>> I put down a new floor in the bathroom, and it went amazingly well. One
>>> little divot where I dropped something was bothering me, and I didn't
>>> want to use flooring adhesive so I picked up some cyanoacrylate at my
>>> local hardware.
>>> Packaging has changed a bit. Inside a clear plastic bottle is a
>>> squeezable container and also an capped injector that screws onto the
>>> container.
>>> I removed the cap from the injector and threaded it onto the
>>> container...while squeezing the container. The injector..injected...all
>>> over my palm, hand and fingernails. As well as the vanity. And sink.
>>> Likely the taps too. The dog was in there at the time, and I haven't
>>> seen him since. Probably stuck to the cat by now. I washed the sink out
>>> and sloshed some water up onto the vanity and the glue mostly went away.
>>> Being around all that water always makes me want to pee. Big mistake.
>>> About that time, SWMBO decided to come into the bathroom and tried to
>>> figure out why I had such a fixation between my hand and my pecker.
>>> Some things you just can't explain. Ever. Some things, although they
>>> look really really bad, just have to sit as they lie. So I put on that
>>> face that said "Hey I do this every day", and walked out of the
>>> bathroom, my hand leading the way.
>>> I vaguely considered using some acetone, and gave up that idea. All I'd
>>> need was a spark and ole Sparky would be no more.
>>> Time is the great healer in most things, and I'm now typing with both
>>> hands. But I haven't peed since, and for the first time in my life, I'm
>>> dreading that next trip to the john.
>>> Tanus
>> I feel your pain...no..wait..actually I don't. <G>
>>
>> I always wear nitrile gloves when working with cyanoacrylate. In your
>> case, add a condom for extra safety. <G>
>
> Yup. Got laptopped again. OF COURSE Angela wouldn't feel your
> pain...LOL

Rob, just an idea, but why don't you set a different background picture
or colour scheme to each account on that laptop, it will make it more
obvious who is logged in.

--
Froz...