Enjoy
Lew
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When I was in Cabela's and ready to pay for my purchases
of gun powder and bullets the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the manager about
the gun registry people running amok, I did just as she
had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided,
I found out that she was referring to the correct insertion
of my credit card.
I have since been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little
clearer!
Lew Hodgett wrote:
> Enjoy
>
> Lew
> -------------------------------------------------------------
> When I was in Cabela's and ready to pay for my purchases
> of gun powder and bullets the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
>
> Making a mental note to complain to the manager about
> the gun registry people running amok, I did just as she
> had instructed.
>
> When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided,
> I found out that she was referring to the correct insertion
> of my credit card.
>
> I have since been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
>
> They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little
> clearer!
Re-posted to the tx.guns newsgroup. Much hilarity ensued.
On 4/30/2013 6:29 PM, Lew Hodgett wrote:
> Enjoy
>
> Lew
> -------------------------------------------------------------
> When I was in Cabela's and ready to pay for my purchases
> of gun powder and bullets the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
>
> Making a mental note to complain to the manager about
> the gun registry people running amok, I did just as she
> had instructed.
>
> When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided,
> I found out that she was referring to the correct insertion
> of my credit card.
>
> I have since been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
>
> They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little
> clearer!
>
>
>
ROTFLMAO...
Yepper, Lew.
On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 16:29:43 -0700, "Lew Hodgett"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>Enjoy
>
>Lew
>-------------------------------------------------------------
>When I was in Cabela's and ready to pay for my purchases
>of gun powder and bullets the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
>
>Making a mental note to complain to the manager about
>the gun registry people running amok, I did just as she
>had instructed.
>
>When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided,
>I found out that she was referring to the correct insertion
>of my credit card.
>
>I have since been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
>
>They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little
>clearer!
>
>
That may be your best one ever.
Mike M