bad things . . .. .

Wed, Dec 22, 2004, 12:04pm (EST+13) [email protected]
(Phil=A0Laird) laments:
Gudday boys and girls . . ..
Two bad things have occurred <snip>

Well, you are in business, you had to expect that sooner or later
"someone" would hire you.

But, no prob, you've got a fine looking pair of boys there. And,
I'm sure once you get them their shots, they'll do you proud.

Maybe you need to get you a backup, for next time your fridge dies.
http://www.asciimation.co.nz/beer/



JOAT
Sanity is vastly over-rated.

In article <z%[email protected]>, Buddy Matlosz
<[email protected]> wrote:

> Thanks for clearing that up, Phullup. At first it sounded like Big Russ had
> you bent over a chair.

I thought maybe it was an Aussie colloquiailism for some sort of
intestinal parasite...

;-D

Great Grog Bat Girl!!!!

Me being a good old ex Kiwi bloke too ay . . . I actually read all that
ay. .. . those Kiwi's ay!

I knew there was a reason I missed messing about on the wrec . . . .ay?


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Wed, Dec 22, 2004, 12:04pm (EST+13) [email protected]
(Phil Laird) laments:
Gudday boys and girls . . ..
Two bad things have occurred <snip>

Well, you are in business, you had to expect that sooner or later
"someone" would hire you.

But, no prob, you've got a fine looking pair of boys there. And,
I'm sure once you get them their shots, they'll do you proud.

Maybe you need to get you a backup, for next time your fridge dies.
http://www.asciimation.co.nz/beer/



JOAT
Sanity is vastly over-rated.

On Wed, 22 Dec 2004 12:04:28 +0800, "Phil Laird"
<[email protected]> calmly ranted:

>Gudday boys and girls . . ..

How DEE, Phully.


>Two bad things have occurred . . .. . .
>
>The first - I have finally succumbed to Big Russ ( the bloke who owns The
>Nannup Hotel ), and agreed to do the upgrade on the bar sets to the front
>bar. Amazingly Big Russ, - a multi millionaire who owns several
>Pubs,shopping centres,restaurants,warehouses and a few other things . . .
>and well known for not coughing up the loot in a speedy fashion ... has
>already paid me for the upcoming job. He has wanted me to the job since he
>bought the joint a couple of years ago . . . .. nice to feel wanted.

Ohmigod! That IS bad. (You in a bar with a pocket full of cash. ;)
Then again, cash in pocket sure beats his offering you your weight in
grog for a week or 3, huh?

So, what did Big Russ want you to do to the bar?


>This job I will do with my two assistants Andy and Andy ( see Pics on
>abpf ) - we are calling our new enterprise Mitchu Pitchu Improvements . . .
>get it? ? thats Me and the Andys . .. oh well . . . ha to be there I
>spose.

Beats "Ahchoo Pichhu", ah rectum. Um, whaddaya reckon the odds are of
finding a matched pair of Andies, er, Andys?


>Second Bad thing . . . . The bar fridge in the workshop has clapped out . .
>. . . and I have the Andys coming in tomorrow to start on the pub job set
>up . . . . glad the human sacrifice thing is no longer in vogue. . .

Yup, coulda beed bloody.


>PS Jean ( the OB) has just waddled in with a backup Esky . . . I knew she
>cared.

Do I translate that correctly to an Eskimo cooler, full o' grog 'n
ice?


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"Phil Laird" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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Snip

>This job I will do with my two assistants Andy and Andy

Um Andy and Andy are not brothers are they. LOL Kinda sounded like an
Arkansas thang going on there.

Good to hear from you and as always the challenge of understanding what you
are saying is always fun.

On Wed, 22 Dec 2004 12:04:28 +0800, "Phil Laird"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Gudday boys and girls . . ..

>This job I will do with my two assistants Andy and Andy ( see Pics on
>abpf ) - we are calling our new enterprise Mitchu Pitchu Improvements . . .
>get it? ? thats Me and the Andys . .. oh well . . . ha to be there I
>spose.


So, have they been trained in the top secret chocky starfish stamping
process yet?

Grogs

On Wed, 22 Dec 2004 06:29:42 -0500, "Buddy Matlosz"
<[email protected]> calmly ranted:

>
>"Phil Laird" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> Gudday boys and girls . . ..
>>
>> Two bad things have occurred . . .. . .
>>
>> The first - I have finally succumbed to Big Russ ( the bloke who owns The
>> Nannup Hotel ), and agreed to do the upgrade on the bar sets to the front
>> bar.
>
>Thanks for clearing that up, Phullup. At first it sounded like Big Russ had
>you bent over a chair.

ROTFLMcoveredAO!

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"Phil Laird" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Gudday boys and girls . . ..
>
> Two bad things have occurred . . .. . .
>
> The first - I have finally succumbed to Big Russ ( the bloke who owns The
> Nannup Hotel ), and agreed to do the upgrade on the bar sets to the front
> bar.

Thanks for clearing that up, Phullup. At first it sounded like Big Russ had
you bent over a chair.

B.