I want to ask you the most important question of your life. The question is: Are you saved? It is not a question of how good you are, nor if you are a church member, but are you saved? Are you sure you will go to Heaven when you die? The reason some people don't know for sure if they are going to Heaven when they die is because they just don't know. The good news is that you can know for sure you are going to Heaven. May 22, 2005 12:47:36 pm

[email protected] WILL NOT BE SAVED BY FATHERSONHOLYGHOST


[email protected] WILL NOT BE SAVED BY GOD PLUTONIUM


IN FACT


[email protected] WILL NOT BE SAVED AT ALL!!!!


THIS IS NOT SPAM.


YOU DO NOT HAVE TECHNOLOGY TO RECIVE CONCIOUS MESSAGING


YOU ARE RECEIVING THIS MESSAGE FROM EARTH YEAR 2019 A.D./0011 A.S. IN
ORDER TO PREVENT FURTHER SPAM MESSAGING BY [email protected].

"Am I saved?"

you write a 1000 word dissertation to ask a 3 word question?

Quite the Stix man you are.

this kind of stuff is for the weak-minded...

On 2005-06-04, Bill <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Sun, 22 May 2005 09:47:05 -0700, RLG101146 wrote:
>
>
>> God tells us in the Holy Bible how simple it is to be
>> saved so that we can live forever with Him in Heaven.
>>
>
> No he doesn't.

And furthermore in the Hßvamßl, the Sayings of Har, stanza 27:

The ignorant booby had best be silent
When he moves among other men,
No one will know what a nit-wit he is
Until he begins to talk;
No one knows less what a nit-wit he is
Than the man who talks too much.

Eight hundred year old Icelandic poetry with references to cross-posting
religious zellots.

--
I can find no modern furniture that is as well designed and emotionally
satisfying as that made by the Arts and Crafts movement in the early years
of the last century.

Rudi wrote:
>
> In article <[email protected]>
> [email protected] wrote:
> >
> >
> > THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION OF YOUR LIFE
> >
>
> FOAD!

Isn't religion just great?


OD

I was unable to discern the humour of this posting, which is posted in
a specifically Humour group. I do not wonder about the facts of the
posting as such, but do have grave concern for the moral truth of the
actual poster in spamming an already overspammed system.
A similar posting a few days ago I ignored, but would be concerned
that this poster (without apology) repeats this spam action.
The only "humour" of the situation is that readers would read it and
reasonably assume the content is laughable. Presumably this may not
be what our intrepid poster intended (or did he\she?).

Peter



On 22 May 2005 09:47:05 -0700, [email protected] wrote:

>
>THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION OF YOUR LIFE
>
>
>This is the most important question of your life.
>
>
>The question is: Are you saved?
>
>
>It is not a question of how good you are, nor if you
>are a church member, but are you saved?
>
>
>Are you sure you will go to Heaven when you die?
>
>
>The reason some people don't know for sure if they are
>going to Heaven when they die is because they just
>don't know.
>
>
>The good news is that you can know for sure that you
>are going to Heaven.
>
>
>The Holy Bible describes Heaven as a beautiful place
>with no death, sorrow, sickness or pain.
>
>
>God tells us in the Holy Bible how simple it is to be
>saved so that we can live forever with Him in Heaven.
>
>
>"For if you confess with your mouth Jesus is Lord and
>believe in your heart that God raised Him from the
>dead, you will be saved." (Romans 10:9)
>
>
>Over 2000 years ago God came from Heaven to earth in
>the person of Jesus Christ to shed His blood and die
> on a cross to pay our sin debt in full.
>
>
>Jesus Christ was born in Israel supernaturally to a
>virgin Jewish woman named Mary and lived a sinless
>life for thirty-three years.
>
>
>At the age of thirty-three Jesus was scourged and
>had a crown of thorns pressed onto His head then
>Jesus was crucified.
>
>
>Three days after Jesus died on a cross and was placed
>in a grave He rose from the dead as He said would
>happen before He died.
>
>
>If someone tells you that they are going to die
>and then three days later come back to life and it
>actually happens then this person must be the real deal.
>
>
>Jesus Christ is the only person that ever lived a
>perfect sinless life.
>
>
>This is why Jesus is able to cover our sins(misdeeds)
>with His own blood because Jesus is sinless.
>
>
>The Holy Bible says, "In Him(Jesus) we have redemption
>through His blood, the forgiveness of sins..."
>(Ephesians 1:7)
>
>
>If you would like God to forgive you of your past,
>present and future sins just ask Jesus Christ to be
>your Lord and Saviour.
>
>
>It doesn't matter how old you are or how many bad
>things that you have done in your life including
>lying and stealing all the way up to murder.
>
>
>Just pray the prayer below with your mouth and mean it
>from your heart and God will hear you and save you.
>
>
>Dear Jesus Christ, I want to be saved so that I can
>have a home in Heaven with You when I die. I agree
>with You that I am a sinner. I believe that You love
>me and want to save me. I believe that You bled and
>died on the cross to pay the penalty for my sins and
>that You rose from the dead. Please forgive my sins
>and come into my heart and be my Lord and Saviour.
>Thanks Lord Jesus Christ for forgiving me and saving
>me through Your merciful grace. Amen.
>
>
>Welcome to the family of God if you just allowed God
>to save you.
>
>
>Now you are a real Christian and you can know for sure
>that you will live in Heaven forever when this life
>comes to an end.
>
>
>As a child of God we are to avoid sin(wrongdoing), but
>if you do sin the Holy Bible says, "My dear children,
>I write this to you so that you will not sin. But if
>anybody does sin, we have one who speaks to the Father
>in our defense Jesus Christ, the Righteous One."
>
>
>Those of you that have not yet decided to place your
>trust in the Lord Jesus Christ may never get another
>chance to do so because you do not know when you will die.
>
>
>Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth and the life: no one
>can come to the Father(God)(in Heaven), but by me."
>(John 14:6)
>
>
>This means that if you die without trusting in Jesus Christ
>as your Lord and Saviour you will die in your sins and be
>forever separated from the love of God in a place called Hell.
>
>
>The Holy Bible descibes Hell as a place of eternal
>torment, suffering, pain and agony for all those who
>have rejected Jesus Christ.
>
>
>The good news is that you can avoid Hell by allowing
>Jesus Christ to save you today. Only then will you
>have true peace in your life knowing that no matter
>what happens you are on your way to Heaven.
>
>
>Praise the Lord!
>Servant of the Lord Jesus Christ
>Ronald L. Grossi
>
>
>* Show this to your family and friends so they can also be saved.
>* This message may get deleted so you may want to print a copy.
>* Just press the [Ctrl][P] keys on your keyboard to print this page.
>
>
>[Please Visit These Excellent Websites]
>
>Free Video
>http://fathersloveletter.com/fllpreviewlarge.html
>
>Free Jesus Videos
>http://www.jesusvideo.org/videos/index.php
>
>Free Movie: To Hell and Back
>http://www.tbn.org/index.php/8/1.html
>
>Other Languages
>http://www.godssimpleplan.org/gsps.html
>
>The Passion Of The Christ
>http://www.thepassionofthechrist.com
>
>Beware Of Cults
>http://www.carm.org/cults/cult_list.htm
>
>About Hell
>http://www.equip.org/free/DH198.htm
>
>Is Jesus God?
>http://www.powertochange.com/questions/qna2.html
>
>Free Online Bible
>http://www.biblegateway.com

In article <[email protected]>
Peter Dettmann <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> I was unable to discern the humour of this posting, which is posted in
> a specifically Humour group. I do not wonder about the facts of the
> posting as such, but do have grave concern for the moral truth of the
> actual poster in spamming an already overspammed system.
> A similar posting a few days ago I ignored, but would be concerned
> that this poster (without apology) repeats this spam action.
> The only "humour" of the situation is that readers would read it and
> reasonably assume the content is laughable. Presumably this may not
> be what our intrepid poster intended (or did he\she?).
>

Your point being?

camber wrote:
> "Am I saved?"
>
> you write a 1000 word dissertation to ask a 3 word question?
>
> Quite the Stix man you are.

SHHH

In article <[email protected]>
[email protected] wrote:
>
>
> THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION OF YOUR LIFE
>

FOAD!

In article <[email protected]>
[email protected] wrote:
>
> this kind of stuff is for the weak-minded...

And you replied because?

<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]
> THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION OF YOUR LIFE
>
>
> This is the most important question of your life.
>
>
> The question is: Are you saved?

You mean as in Daylight Savings Time ?

wouldnt smoking crack and looking at porn be a more productive way to spend
your time?

<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION OF YOUR LIFE
>
>
> This is the most important question of your life.
>
>
> The question is: Are you saved?
>
>
> It is not a question of how good you are, nor if you
> are a church member, but are you saved?
>
>
> Are you sure you will go to Heaven when you die?
>
>
> The reason some people don't know for sure if they are
> going to Heaven when they die is because they just
> don't know.
>
>
> The good news is that you can know for sure that you
> are going to Heaven.
>
>
> The Holy Bible describes Heaven as a beautiful place
> with no death, sorrow, sickness or pain.
>
>
> God tells us in the Holy Bible how simple it is to be
> saved so that we can live forever with Him in Heaven.
>
>
> "For if you confess with your mouth Jesus is Lord and
> believe in your heart that God raised Him from the
> dead, you will be saved." (Romans 10:9)
>
>
> Over 2000 years ago God came from Heaven to earth in
> the person of Jesus Christ to shed His blood and die
> on a cross to pay our sin debt in full.
>
>
> Jesus Christ was born in Israel supernaturally to a
> virgin Jewish woman named Mary and lived a sinless
> life for thirty-three years.
>
>
> At the age of thirty-three Jesus was scourged and
> had a crown of thorns pressed onto His head then
> Jesus was crucified.
>
>
> Three days after Jesus died on a cross and was placed
> in a grave He rose from the dead as He said would
> happen before He died.
>
>
> If someone tells you that they are going to die
> and then three days later come back to life and it
> actually happens then this person must be the real deal.
>
>
> Jesus Christ is the only person that ever lived a
> perfect sinless life.
>
>
> This is why Jesus is able to cover our sins(misdeeds)
> with His own blood because Jesus is sinless.
>
>
> The Holy Bible says, "In Him(Jesus) we have redemption
> through His blood, the forgiveness of sins..."
> (Ephesians 1:7)
>
>
> If you would like God to forgive you of your past,
> present and future sins just ask Jesus Christ to be
> your Lord and Saviour.
>
>
> It doesn't matter how old you are or how many bad
> things that you have done in your life including
> lying and stealing all the way up to murder.
>
>
> Just pray the prayer below with your mouth and mean it
> from your heart and God will hear you and save you.
>
>
> Dear Jesus Christ, I want to be saved so that I can
> have a home in Heaven with You when I die. I agree
> with You that I am a sinner. I believe that You love
> me and want to save me. I believe that You bled and
> died on the cross to pay the penalty for my sins and
> that You rose from the dead. Please forgive my sins
> and come into my heart and be my Lord and Saviour.
> Thanks Lord Jesus Christ for forgiving me and saving
> me through Your merciful grace. Amen.
>
>
> Welcome to the family of God if you just allowed God
> to save you.
>
>
> Now you are a real Christian and you can know for sure
> that you will live in Heaven forever when this life
> comes to an end.
>
>
> As a child of God we are to avoid sin(wrongdoing), but
> if you do sin the Holy Bible says, "My dear children,
> I write this to you so that you will not sin. But if
> anybody does sin, we have one who speaks to the Father
> in our defense Jesus Christ, the Righteous One."
>
>
> Those of you that have not yet decided to place your
> trust in the Lord Jesus Christ may never get another
> chance to do so because you do not know when you will die.
>
>
> Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth and the life: no one
> can come to the Father(God)(in Heaven), but by me."
> (John 14:6)
>
>
> This means that if you die without trusting in Jesus Christ
> as your Lord and Saviour you will die in your sins and be
> forever separated from the love of God in a place called Hell.
>
>
> The Holy Bible descibes Hell as a place of eternal
> torment, suffering, pain and agony for all those who
> have rejected Jesus Christ.
>
>
> The good news is that you can avoid Hell by allowing
> Jesus Christ to save you today. Only then will you
> have true peace in your life knowing that no matter
> what happens you are on your way to Heaven.
>
>
> Praise the Lord!
> Servant of the Lord Jesus Christ
> Ronald L. Grossi
>
>
> * Show this to your family and friends so they can also be saved.
> * This message may get deleted so you may want to print a copy.
> * Just press the [Ctrl][P] keys on your keyboard to print this page.
>
>
> [Please Visit These Excellent Websites]
>
> Free Video
> http://fathersloveletter.com/fllpreviewlarge.html
>
> Free Jesus Videos
> http://www.jesusvideo.org/videos/index.php
>
> Free Movie: To Hell and Back
> http://www.tbn.org/index.php/8/1.html
>
> Other Languages
> http://www.godssimpleplan.org/gsps.html
>
> The Passion Of The Christ
> http://www.thepassionofthechrist.com
>
> Beware Of Cults
> http://www.carm.org/cults/cult_list.htm
>
> About Hell
> http://www.equip.org/free/DH198.htm
>
> Is Jesus God?
> http://www.powertochange.com/questions/qna2.html
>
> Free Online Bible
> http://www.biblegateway.com
>

On Sun, 22 May 2005 09:47:05 -0700, RLG101146 wrote:


> God tells us in the Holy Bible how simple it is to be
> saved so that we can live forever with Him in Heaven.
>

No he doesn't.

POSTER wrote:
> wouldnt smoking crack and looking at porn be a more productive way
> to
> spend your time?
>

sh


> <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>>
>> THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION OF YOUR LIFE
>>
>>
>> This is the most important question of your life.
>>
>>
>> The question is: Are you saved?
>>
>>
>> It is not a question of how good you are, nor if you
>> are a church member, but are you saved?
>>
>>
>> Are you sure you will go to Heaven when you die?
>>
>>
>> The reason some people don't know for sure if they are
>> going to Heaven when they die is because they just
>> don't know.
>>
>>
>> The good news is that you can know for sure that you
>> are going to Heaven.
>>
>>
>> The Holy Bible describes Heaven as a beautiful place
>> with no death, sorrow, sickness or pain.
>>
>>
>> God tells us in the Holy Bible how simple it is to be
>> saved so that we can live forever with Him in Heaven.
>>
>>
>> "For if you confess with your mouth Jesus is Lord and
>> believe in your heart that God raised Him from the
>> dead, you will be saved." (Romans 10:9)
>>
>>
>> Over 2000 years ago God came from Heaven to earth in
>> the person of Jesus Christ to shed His blood and die
>> on a cross to pay our sin debt in full.
>>
>>
>> Jesus Christ was born in Israel supernaturally to a
>> virgin Jewish woman named Mary and lived a sinless
>> life for thirty-three years.
>>
>>
>> At the age of thirty-three Jesus was scourged and
>> had a crown of thorns pressed onto His head then
>> Jesus was crucified.
>>
>>
>> Three days after Jesus died on a cross and was placed
>> in a grave He rose from the dead as He said would
>> happen before He died.
>>
>>
>> If someone tells you that they are going to die
>> and then three days later come back to life and it
>> actually happens then this person must be the real deal.
>>
>>
>> Jesus Christ is the only person that ever lived a
>> perfect sinless life.
>>
>>
>> This is why Jesus is able to cover our sins(misdeeds)
>> with His own blood because Jesus is sinless.
>>
>>
>> The Holy Bible says, "In Him(Jesus) we have redemption
>> through His blood, the forgiveness of sins..."
>> (Ephesians 1:7)
>>
>>
>> If you would like God to forgive you of your past,
>> present and future sins just ask Jesus Christ to be
>> your Lord and Saviour.
>>
>>
>> It doesn't matter how old you are or how many bad
>> things that you have done in your life including
>> lying and stealing all the way up to murder.
>>
>>
>> Just pray the prayer below with your mouth and mean it
>> from your heart and God will hear you and save you.
>>
>>
>> Dear Jesus Christ, I want to be saved so that I can
>> have a home in Heaven with You when I die. I agree
>> with You that I am a sinner. I believe that You love
>> me and want to save me. I believe that You bled and
>> died on the cross to pay the penalty for my sins and
>> that You rose from the dead. Please forgive my sins
>> and come into my heart and be my Lord and Saviour.
>> Thanks Lord Jesus Christ for forgiving me and saving
>> me through Your merciful grace. Amen.
>>
>>
>> Welcome to the family of God if you just allowed God
>> to save you.
>>
>>
>> Now you are a real Christian and you can know for sure
>> that you will live in Heaven forever when this life
>> comes to an end.
>>
>>
>> As a child of God we are to avoid sin(wrongdoing), but
>> if you do sin the Holy Bible says, "My dear children,
>> I write this to you so that you will not sin. But if
>> anybody does sin, we have one who speaks to the Father
>> in our defense Jesus Christ, the Righteous One."
>>
>>
>> Those of you that have not yet decided to place your
>> trust in the Lord Jesus Christ may never get another
>> chance to do so because you do not know when you will die.
>>
>>
>> Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth and the life: no one
>> can come to the Father(God)(in Heaven), but by me."
>> (John 14:6)
>>
>>
>> This means that if you die without trusting in Jesus Christ
>> as your Lord and Saviour you will die in your sins and be
>> forever separated from the love of God in a place called Hell.
>>
>>
>> The Holy Bible descibes Hell as a place of eternal
>> torment, suffering, pain and agony for all those who
>> have rejected Jesus Christ.
>>
>>
>> The good news is that you can avoid Hell by allowing
>> Jesus Christ to save you today. Only then will you
>> have true peace in your life knowing that no matter
>> what happens you are on your way to Heaven.
>>
>>
>> Praise the Lord!
>> Servant of the Lord Jesus Christ
>> Ronald L. Grossi
>>
>>
>> * Show this to your family and friends so they can also be saved.
>> * This message may get deleted so you may want to print a copy.
>> * Just press the [Ctrl][P] keys on your keyboard to print this
>> page.
>>
>>
>> [Please Visit These Excellent Websites]
>>
>> Free Video
>> http://fathersloveletter.com/fllpreviewlarge.html
>>
>> Free Jesus Videos
>> http://www.jesusvideo.org/videos/index.php
>>
>> Free Movie: To Hell and Back
>> http://www.tbn.org/index.php/8/1.html
>>
>> Other Languages
>> http://www.godssimpleplan.org/gsps.html
>>
>> The Passion Of The Christ
>> http://www.thepassionofthechrist.com
>>
>> Beware Of Cults
>> http://www.carm.org/cults/cult_list.htm
>>
>> About Hell
>> http://www.equip.org/free/DH198.htm
>>
>> Is Jesus God?
>> http://www.powertochange.com/questions/qna2.html
>>
>> Free Online Bible
>> http://www.biblegateway.com