New Market Opportunity - Work Shop Interior Designer?

New Market Opportunity - Work Shop Interior Designer?

Those who share their woodworking space with cars, bicycles,
washing machines, dryers, freezers, refridgerators, sleds, skis,
coolers, umbrellas etc. will never experience the joys and sorrows
folks with dedicated space endure - namely all the decisions that
must be made when setting up a "real shop".

Skin the walls with ply or go with dry wall and try to remember,
or find, the studs? Wiring in the wall or surface mounted. Paint
the walls, and ceiling, and if so what color? Gloss, semi-gloss,
egg shell or flat? How big an electrical panel and where to put
220 outlets require that you know what's gonna go where. And
THAT is also going to determine, to a large extent, how the dust
collection ducting will be done and where it will go. If you're on
a slab you need to decide if it should be painted and if so - with
what - AND what color.

So you need a list of what stationary tools you'll ultimately need,
or think you'll need - cabinet saw with side and rear extension
tables, jointer, planer, sliding compound miter saw with tables
left and right, drill press, mortising machine, router table, drum
sander, oscillating spindle sander, disk sander, maybe a lathe,
an air compressor and of course - the dust collector/cyclone.
You need to plan for the "wood alleys" the stationary machines
require - don't want stock bumping into anything in the middle
of an operation, or knocking things over - or off of other things.

Then there's the furniture - you need a Real Workbench, as well
as an assembly bench. And all the hand tools and attachements/
accessories will need drawers and cabinets to reside in so you
can find them when you need them.

Oh, the plywood sheets, half sheets, quarter sheets and "pieces
that'll come in handy some day" need a place that's easy to get
them into - and out of. And don't forget the boards and slabs
and "timbers" are going to need a place to hang out until you
get to using them. Of course you'll also need a place to store
wood that's not quite scraps/firewood.

There will be patterns and jigs which will need a place to be
when not in use. Where're you gonna put them? Then there's
the "supplies" - sand paper disks, sheets, rolls, steel wool,
glues and "finishes" - the latter are going to need a fireproof
cabinet if you have any sense at all since most of them will
be flammable /inflammable - alcohol burns very easily and
oils, once ignited are hard to put out. Which brings us to fire
extinguishers - and smoke detectors. You don't want to
squirt/spray anything on your machines that'll cause rust
to appear within minutes.

The list goes on and on, the head ache becomes more severe,
approaching a MIGRAINE!

I just want to make things out of wood! Isn't there someone
who I can PAY to make all these decisions? I'm a guy and
I can't pick colors to save my ass and I hate moving furniture
around so shuffling 500 - 1000 pound machines around to
rearrange things is out of the question.

HELP!

There's a waiting market for Wood Work Shop Interior Designers
(that's one step up from an Interior Decorator). One phone
call to Bobs Wood Working Shop Designs, Inc., Ltd will set up
an appointment. Within weeks, perhaps Bob Himself will come
to your home for the first of at least eight meetings with
you. There'll be sketches and color swatches / paint chips,
catalogs of drawer and cabinet hardware. You'll discuss
ambient lighting, task lighting and ambiance lighting as well
as decorator face plates for all the electrical outlets. He'll
bring samples of rubber "work area" mats, designer hearing
protection, eye and full face shields, resporator masks. He'll
talk about various "looks" for your shop - Industrio or Cozy,
Ecclectic or Totally Arts and Crafts? You'll get into "environ-
ments" and what Image you want to Project.

You'll spend hours deciding on what sized mirror and it's
placement to keep the shop's Feng Shuei balanced and
harmonious and even more time on the Sound System for
The Space. Early on Bob will bring in a Wiring System
subcontractor and you'll learn about CAT 5 cabling and
Master Panles and Control Centers - you are going to
install an alram system right - you've got a ton of money
in machines and equiptment in this space and you want
it to stay there right?

Bob will probaly try selling you on including a bathroom
in your shop - Think of all the time you'll save by not
having to run into the house to use the john. And ladies
don't like dirty sinks! And as long as you're doing some
plumbing, why not a fridge with an icemaker? Where
are you doing to put the coffee maker - and the coffee,
sugar, creamora, spoon, filters etc.?

This is a potential million dollar market that's on the
verge of exploding. Get in on the ground floor now.
We have a complete business plan, with personal
assistance to help you become a success AND Be
Your Own Boss! Opportunities like this come along
once in a lifetime! Call 1-Mak-eMe-RICH, toll free, right
now. Operators are standing by to help you on your
way to Financial Security. The time for you to act is
limited so CALL NOW.
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still exists, Work Shops Interior Design, Inc., Ltd.
assumes no responsibility for the truthfulness of
anything it, or any of its representatives say and
are not responsible for anything they do. All complaints
should be mailed to P.O. Box 1234, Bumphuck, Michigan
Zip 0U812)

charlie b