Which wood is fire-proof ? ? ?

In article <[email protected]>,
Bob Schmall <[email protected]> wrote:
>This is the same guy who recently asked an astronomy group for the celestial
>coordinates (location in space) of the Klingon planet.

Sheesh!

*Everybody* knows that Klingons are found around Uranus.
(At least when you don't wipe carefully.)

This is the same guy who recently asked an astronomy group for the celestial
coordinates (location in space) of the Klingon planet.


"Hans-Marc Olsen" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>I need help! My village is often attacked by a fire-breathing dragon
> for the nearby mountains and he usually burns all wooden buildings
> while we hide in the dungeons.
>
> This is getting expensive now, so we need a fire-proof wood.Where can
> I find it?

"Hans-Marc Olsen" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I need help! My village is often attacked by a fire-breathing dragon
> for the nearby mountains and he usually burns all wooden buildings
> while we hide in the dungeons.

I thought I saw you hiding under the bridge?

> This is getting expensive now, so we need a fire-proof wood.Where can
> I find it?

Try reading this story of the Three Little Pigs.
http://www.mcps.org/ces/ca/3pigs/3pigsac.html



"Hans-Marc Olsen" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>I need help! My village is often attacked by a fire-breathing dragon
> for the nearby mountains and he usually burns all wooden buildings
> while we hide in the dungeons.
>
> This is getting expensive now, so we need a fire-proof wood.Where can
> I find it?

In article <[email protected]>,
Hans-Marc Olsen <[email protected]> wrote:
>I need help! My village is often attacked by a fire-breathing dragon
>for the nearby mountains and he usually burns all wooden buildings
>while we hide in the dungeons.
>
>This is getting expensive now, so we need a fire-proof wood.Where can
>I find it?

Try generous and frequent application of water.


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Larry Wasserman Baltimore, Maryland
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Hans-Marc Olsen wrote:

> I need help! My village is often attacked by a fire-breathing dragon
> for the nearby mountains and he usually burns all wooden buildings
> while we hide in the dungeons.
>
> This is getting expensive now, so we need a fire-proof wood.Where can
> I find it?

The asbestos tree.

"Hans-Marc Olsen" writes:

> This is getting expensive now, so we need a fire-proof wood.Where can
> I find it?

Try the petrified forest.

Lew