The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
election.
Go k00ks go!
BLUE KING
The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
BLUE KING'S PAWN
The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
BLUE KING'S BISHOP
The winner is... VITO KUHN!
Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
BLUE KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
The winner is... MOP JOCKEY!
Chas Nemo (7 votes)
Robert Wolfe a.k.a. Mop Jockey (25 votes)
BLUE KING'S KNIGHT
The winner is... SPEEDBUMP!
Jerry M Kolnick (3 votes)
Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy (24 votes)
BLUE KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
The winner is... BRADLEY JESNESS!
Albert Silverman (5 votes)
Bradley Jesness (29 votes)
BLUE KING'S ROOK
The winner is... ED CONRAD!
Ed Conrad (26 votes)
J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
BLUE KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
The winner is... LINDA GORE!
Linda Gore (22 votes)
Twonky (11 votes)
BLUE QUEEN
The winner is... PSYLVIA!
Pamela K Russell (12 votes)
Sylvia Sullivan a.k.a. PSYLVIA (25 votes)
BLUE QUEEN'S PAWN
The winner is... BILL PALMER!
Bill Palmer a.k.a. PalmJob (23 votes)
John Lucas (12 votes)
BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP
The winner is... STEEBIE WINTER!
Dore Williamson (12 votes)
Pastor Steve Winter (20 votes)
BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
The winner is... PROFESSEUR VON TWO SHITS!
Keith "Scrappy" Carrot (6 votes)
Professeur Von TwoSteps (22 votes)
BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT
The winner is... JOHN GRUBOR!
John Grubor (27 votes)
John Shocked (7 votes)
BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
The winner is... THE UNITARD!
Emmett E Gulley (13 votes)
Uni (18 votes)
BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK
The winner is... EDMOND HEINZ WOLLMANN!
Edmond Heinz Wollmann (31 votes)
Scott Abraham (6 votes)
BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
The winner is... bDAN KETTLER!
Bruce Dan Kettler (21 votes)
Ray Murphy (8 votes)
RED KING
The winner is... KENNY PANGBORN!
Kenneth R Pangborn a.k.a. Kenny Kakes (28 votes)
Richard Hoagland (8 votes)
RED KING'S PAWN
The winner is... KAZOO!
David Moore (6 votes)
Ray R Karczewski a.k.a. Kazoo (29 votes)
RED KING'S BISHOP
The winner is... HELENA KOBRIN!
Colin James (11 votes)
Helena Kobrin (13 votes)
RED KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
The winner is... FRAUDSHIP1 OF THE PARANORMAL!
Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (11 votes)
Flagship1 of the Paranormal (14 votes)
John Wentzky (5 votes)
RED KING'S KNIGHT
The winner is... DAVIE THOLEN!
David Tholen (25 votes)
Dmitri Vulis (9 votes)
RED KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
The winner is... CHUCKWEASEL D BOHNE!
Charles D Bohne (12 votes)
Gerald C Newton a.k.a. G-Dolf (11 votes)
Erik "Mouse" McDarby (9 votes)
RED KING'S ROOK
The winner is... ONIDEUS MAD HATTER!
Matthew Moulton a.k.a. Onideus Mad Hatter (18 votes)
Pete Stapleton (11 votes)
Robert E McElwaine (4 votes)
RED KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
The winner is... FLY POOFTER!
Fly Cooter (22 votes)
Hugh Jeffcoat (8 votes)
RED QUEEN
The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
Alexa Cameron (26 votes)
Nancy Lieder (8 votes)
RED QUEEN'S PAWN
The winner is... THE SAUCERHEADS OF ALT.ASTRONOMY!
Joe1orbit (8 votes)
The saucerheads of alt.astronomy (25 votes)
RED QUEEN'S BISHOP
The winner is... LOUIS TURI!
Louis Turi (21 votes)
Tom Bishop (10 votes)
RED QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
The winner is... CHUCKLES LYSAGHT!
Chuck Lysaght (17 votes)
John Ennis a.k.a. Sollog (16 votes)
RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT
The winner is... GOOFPRINTS!
George E Hammond (9 votes)
Lynne Lyons a.k.a. Hoofprints (23 votes)
RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
The winner is... FUCKNOZZLE SENIOR!
Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens a.k.a. Jai Maharaj (28 votes)
Joey Jimenez a.k.a. Colonel Jake (4 votes)
RED QUEEN'S ROOK
The winner is... BRAD GUTHBALL!
Brad Guth (17 votes)
Earl Curley (15 votes)
RED QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
The winner is... RUSTY LARD MOUNTAIN!
Jeffrey Douglas Hunt (3 votes)
Russell B Waters a.k.a. Pizzaboi (26 votes)
This concludes the results of the Kook Chess Set election. 40 ballot
papers were submitted, of which 39 were deemed to be valid.
Congratulations to all thirty-two winners!
--
Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster
AUK Extra-Curricular Activities & Special Ballots
Samaritan Awards: http://www.hydroclick.com/samaritan
Vito Kuhn <[email protected]> wrote:
>"Aratzio" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> On 1 Nov 2005 02:52:13 +0100, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
>> got double secret probation because:
>>
>> > First it was playing cards, now a "CHESS SET"? You give new meaning
>> > to the word "IMMATURITY", Peter. When are you gonna grow up and stop
>> > wasting time on your parents' dime? One of these days you'll have to
>> > start fending for yourself in this world. All this time you waste on
>> > these juvenile troll games can be better spent improving yourself as
>> > a human being, but no. Little Peter would rather see who he can
>> > ridicule the most on usenet THIS month, EVERY month. You're wasting
>> > your life away with all this nonsense., and you're unquestionably
>> > making a bunch of enemies in the process.
>> >
>> > VK
>>
>> Nice Kook Rant Vito. One teenie, minor, inconsequential problem, this
>> one is Sean's not Peter's. Do at least have the decency to rant at the
>> correct person, for once.
>
>Well, look what the dog brought home. The lush that loves whiskey and The
>Three Stooges. Keep your troll sales pitch to yourself, swine. Ross can
>change his address all he wants. He isn't fooling anyone but himself, and
>I meant what I said about making enemies. One day he'll make the wrong
>guy mad and his whole world will cave in right before his very eyes. It
>might already be too late for him. You just worry about your own path, I
>reckon you have plenty of things to worry about yourself.
Hey Vito, do you still maintain that I'm a hedonist based on my name?
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy
"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."
"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."
-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
"I am a sean being from another planet."
-- Darla aka Dr. Why aka Dr. Yubiwan aka ...
Cujo DeSockpuppet <[email protected]> wrote:
>"Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster" <[email protected]> wrote in
>news:[email protected]:
>
>> The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
>> election.
>>
>> Go k00ks go!
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING
>>
>> The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
>>
>> Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
>> Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
>> Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
>>
>> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
>> Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S BISHOP
>>
>> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>>
>> Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
>> Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... MOP JOCKEY!
>>
>> Chas Nemo (7 votes)
>> Robert Wolfe a.k.a. Mop Jockey (25 votes)
>
>Way to go, MJ! You even beat out one of the biggest kooks in AFAB!
It was indeed a fine performance by the floor person, Chicken Zero is
no lightweight kook.
>
>> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT
>>
>> The winner is... SPEEDBUMP!
>>
>> Jerry M Kolnick (3 votes)
>> Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy (24 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... BRADLEY JESNESS!
>>
>> Albert Silverman (5 votes)
>> Bradley Jesness (29 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S ROOK
>>
>> The winner is... ED CONRAD!
>>
>> Ed Conrad (26 votes)
>> J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... LINDA GORE!
>>
>> Linda Gore (22 votes)
>> Twonky (11 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN
>>
>> The winner is... PSYLVIA!
>>
>> Pamela K Russell (12 votes)
>> Sylvia Sullivan a.k.a. PSYLVIA (25 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... BILL PALMER!
>>
>> Bill Palmer a.k.a. PalmJob (23 votes)
>> John Lucas (12 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP
>>
>> The winner is... STEEBIE WINTER!
>>
>> Dore Williamson (12 votes)
>> Pastor Steve Winter (20 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... PROFESSEUR VON TWO SHITS!
>>
>> Keith "Scrappy" Carrot (6 votes)
>> Professeur Von TwoSteps (22 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>>
>> The winner is... JOHN GRUBOR!
>>
>> John Grubor (27 votes)
>> John Shocked (7 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... THE UNITARD!
>>
>> Emmett E Gulley (13 votes)
>> Uni (18 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK
>>
>> The winner is... EDMOND HEINZ WOLLMANN!
>>
>> Edmond Heinz Wollmann (31 votes)
>> Scott Abraham (6 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... bDAN KETTLER!
>>
>> Bruce Dan Kettler (21 votes)
>> Ray Murphy (8 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING
>>
>> The winner is... KENNY PANGBORN!
>>
>> Kenneth R Pangborn a.k.a. Kenny Kakes (28 votes)
>> Richard Hoagland (8 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... KAZOO!
>>
>> David Moore (6 votes)
>> Ray R Karczewski a.k.a. Kazoo (29 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S BISHOP
>>
>> The winner is... HELENA KOBRIN!
>>
>> Colin James (11 votes)
>> Helena Kobrin (13 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... FRAUDSHIP1 OF THE PARANORMAL!
>>
>> Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (11 votes)
>> Flagship1 of the Paranormal (14 votes)
>> John Wentzky (5 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S KNIGHT
>>
>> The winner is... DAVIE THOLEN!
>>
>> David Tholen (25 votes)
>> Dmitri Vulis (9 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... CHUCKWEASEL D BOHNE!
>>
>> Charles D Bohne (12 votes)
>> Gerald C Newton a.k.a. G-Dolf (11 votes)
>> Erik "Mouse" McDarby (9 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S ROOK
>>
>> The winner is... ONIDEUS MAD HATTER!
>>
>> Matthew Moulton a.k.a. Onideus Mad Hatter (18 votes)
>> Pete Stapleton (11 votes)
>> Robert E McElwaine (4 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... FLY POOFTER!
>>
>> Fly Cooter (22 votes)
>> Hugh Jeffcoat (8 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN
>>
>> The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
>>
>> Alexa Cameron (26 votes)
>> Nancy Lieder (8 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... THE SAUCERHEADS OF ALT.ASTRONOMY!
>>
>> Joe1orbit (8 votes)
>> The saucerheads of alt.astronomy (25 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP
>>
>> The winner is... LOUIS TURI!
>>
>> Louis Turi (21 votes)
>> Tom Bishop (10 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... CHUCKLES LYSAGHT!
>>
>> Chuck Lysaght (17 votes)
>> John Ennis a.k.a. Sollog (16 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>>
>> The winner is... GOOFPRINTS!
>>
>> George E Hammond (9 votes)
>> Lynne Lyons a.k.a. Hoofprints (23 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... FUCKNOZZLE SENIOR!
>>
>> Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens a.k.a. Jai Maharaj (28 votes)
>> Joey Jimenez a.k.a. Colonel Jake (4 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S ROOK
>>
>> The winner is... BRAD GUTHBALL!
>>
>> Brad Guth (17 votes)
>> Earl Curley (15 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... RUSTY LARD MOUNTAIN!
>>
>> Jeffrey Douglas Hunt (3 votes)
>> Russell B Waters a.k.a. Pizzaboi (26 votes)
>>
>>
>> This concludes the results of the Kook Chess Set election. 40 ballot
>> papers were submitted, of which 39 were deemed to be valid.
>>
>> Congratulations to all thirty-two winners!
>>
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy
"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."
"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."
-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
"I am a sean being from another planet."
-- Darla aka Dr. Why aka Dr. Yubiwan aka ...
Vito Kuhn <[email protected]> wrote:
>"Art Deco" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Vito Kuhn <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> >"Aratzio" <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On 1 Nov 2005 02:52:13 +0100, "Vito Kuhn"
>> <[email protected]> >> got double secret probation because:
>> >>
>> >> > First it was playing cards, now a "CHESS SET"? You give new
>> meaning >> > to the word "IMMATURITY", Peter. When are you gonna grow
>> up and stop >> > wasting time on your parents' dime? One of these days
>> you'll have to >> > start fending for yourself in this world. All this
>> time you waste on >> > these juvenile troll games can be better spent
>> improving yourself as >> > a human being, but no. Little Peter would
>> rather see who he can >> > ridicule the most on usenet THIS month,
>> EVERY month. You're wasting >> > your life away with all this
>> nonsense., and you're unquestionably >> > making a bunch of enemies in
>> the process. >> >
>> >> > VK
>> >>
>> >> Nice Kook Rant Vito. One teenie, minor, inconsequential problem, this
>> >> one is Sean's not Peter's. Do at least have the decency to rant at
>> the >> correct person, for once.
>> >
>> > Well, look what the dog brought home. The lush that loves whiskey and
>> > The Three Stooges. Keep your troll sales pitch to yourself, swine.
>> > Ross can change his address all he wants. He isn't fooling anyone but
>> > himself, and I meant what I said about making enemies. One day he'll
>> > make the wrong guy mad and his whole world will cave in right before
>> > his very eyes. It might already be too late for him. You just worry
>> > about your own path, I reckon you have plenty of things to worry
>> > about yourself.
>>
>> Hey Vito, do you still maintain that I'm a hedonist based on my name?
>
>You have a pretty good memory for a miscreant. Save your lies for someone
>foolish enough to believe them. "ART DECO" is only your "SCREEN NAME",
>not your "NAME". Your real "NAME" is on file with your service provider,
>so stop thinking you're immune from accountability. Take good care of
>that hide of yours while you can. You'll miss it if someone decides to
>skin you alive.
<tips sombrero>
Nice death threat, Vito, how charitable of you.
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy
"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."
"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."
-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
"I am a sean being from another planet."
-- Darla aka Dr. Why aka Dr. Yubiwan aka ...
Vito Kuhn <[email protected]> wrote:
>"Peter J Ross" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> On 31 Oct 2005 12:30:02 GMT, Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster
>> <[email protected]> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>
>> > The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
>> > election.
>> >
>> > Go k00ks go!
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE KING
>> >
>> > The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
>> >
>> > Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
>> > Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
>> > Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE KING'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
>> >
>> > Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
>> > Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE KING'S BISHOP
>> >
>> > The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>> >
>> > Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
>> > Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... MOP JOCKEY!
>> >
>> > Chas Nemo (7 votes)
>> > Robert Wolfe a.k.a. Mop Jockey (25 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE KING'S KNIGHT
>> >
>> > The winner is... SPEEDBUMP!
>> >
>> > Jerry M Kolnick (3 votes)
>> > Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy (24 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... BRADLEY JESNESS!
>> >
>> > Albert Silverman (5 votes)
>> > Bradley Jesness (29 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE KING'S ROOK
>> >
>> > The winner is... ED CONRAD!
>> >
>> > Ed Conrad (26 votes)
>> > J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... LINDA GORE!
>> >
>> > Linda Gore (22 votes)
>> > Twonky (11 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE QUEEN
>> >
>> > The winner is... PSYLVIA!
>> >
>> > Pamela K Russell (12 votes)
>> > Sylvia Sullivan a.k.a. PSYLVIA (25 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE QUEEN'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... BILL PALMER!
>> >
>> > Bill Palmer a.k.a. PalmJob (23 votes)
>> > John Lucas (12 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP
>> >
>> > The winner is... STEEBIE WINTER!
>> >
>> > Dore Williamson (12 votes)
>> > Pastor Steve Winter (20 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... PROFESSEUR VON TWO SHITS!
>> >
>> > Keith "Scrappy" Carrot (6 votes)
>> > Professeur Von TwoSteps (22 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>> >
>> > The winner is... JOHN GRUBOR!
>> >
>> > John Grubor (27 votes)
>> > John Shocked (7 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... THE UNITARD!
>> >
>> > Emmett E Gulley (13 votes)
>> > Uni (18 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK
>> >
>> > The winner is... EDMOND HEINZ WOLLMANN!
>> >
>> > Edmond Heinz Wollmann (31 votes)
>> > Scott Abraham (6 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... bDAN KETTLER!
>> >
>> > Bruce Dan Kettler (21 votes)
>> > Ray Murphy (8 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED KING
>> >
>> > The winner is... KENNY PANGBORN!
>> >
>> > Kenneth R Pangborn a.k.a. Kenny Kakes (28 votes)
>> > Richard Hoagland (8 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED KING'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... KAZOO!
>> >
>> > David Moore (6 votes)
>> > Ray R Karczewski a.k.a. Kazoo (29 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED KING'S BISHOP
>> >
>> > The winner is... HELENA KOBRIN!
>> >
>> > Colin James (11 votes)
>> > Helena Kobrin (13 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... FRAUDSHIP1 OF THE PARANORMAL!
>> >
>> > Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (11 votes)
>> > Flagship1 of the Paranormal (14 votes)
>> > John Wentzky (5 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED KING'S KNIGHT
>> >
>> > The winner is... DAVIE THOLEN!
>> >
>> > David Tholen (25 votes)
>> > Dmitri Vulis (9 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... CHUCKWEASEL D BOHNE!
>> >
>> > Charles D Bohne (12 votes)
>> > Gerald C Newton a.k.a. G-Dolf (11 votes)
>> > Erik "Mouse" McDarby (9 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED KING'S ROOK
>> >
>> > The winner is... ONIDEUS MAD HATTER!
>> >
>> > Matthew Moulton a.k.a. Onideus Mad Hatter (18 votes)
>> > Pete Stapleton (11 votes)
>> > Robert E McElwaine (4 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... FLY POOFTER!
>> >
>> > Fly Cooter (22 votes)
>> > Hugh Jeffcoat (8 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED QUEEN
>> >
>> > The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
>> >
>> > Alexa Cameron (26 votes)
>> > Nancy Lieder (8 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED QUEEN'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... THE SAUCERHEADS OF ALT.ASTRONOMY!
>> >
>> > Joe1orbit (8 votes)
>> > The saucerheads of alt.astronomy (25 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED QUEEN'S BISHOP
>> >
>> > The winner is... LOUIS TURI!
>> >
>> > Louis Turi (21 votes)
>> > Tom Bishop (10 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... CHUCKLES LYSAGHT!
>> >
>> > Chuck Lysaght (17 votes)
>> > John Ennis a.k.a. Sollog (16 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>> >
>> > The winner is... GOOFPRINTS!
>> >
>> > George E Hammond (9 votes)
>> > Lynne Lyons a.k.a. Hoofprints (23 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... FUCKNOZZLE SENIOR!
>> >
>> > Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens a.k.a. Jai Maharaj (28 votes)
>> > Joey Jimenez a.k.a. Colonel Jake (4 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED QUEEN'S ROOK
>> >
>> > The winner is... BRAD GUTHBALL!
>> >
>> > Brad Guth (17 votes)
>> > Earl Curley (15 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... RUSTY LARD MOUNTAIN!
>> >
>> > Jeffrey Douglas Hunt (3 votes)
>> > Russell B Waters a.k.a. Pizzaboi (26 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > This concludes the results of the Kook Chess Set election. 40 ballot
>> > papers were submitted, of which 39 were deemed to be valid.
>> >
>> > Congratulations to all thirty-two winners!
>>
>> What a fine set of results! All hael teh Friendly Neighbourhood
>> Pollster!
>
>Just look at you toot your own horn. You're not fooling anyone but
>yourself, and you make it worse for yourself every time you post one of
>these lists. Some day someone might get mad enough to go after you.
*ding* sockpuppet delusion
*ding* kookpotent threat
Hi, Vito! Must be double kooksign Tuesday.
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy
"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."
"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."
-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
"I am a sean being from another planet."
-- Darla aka Dr. Why aka Dr. Yubiwan aka ...
Professeur Von TwoSteps OA. <.@.> wrote:
>From : Art Deco <[email protected]>
>Message-ID : <011120051052171897%[email protected]>
>
>
>
>
>
>>do you still maintain that I'm a hedonist based on my name?
>
>
>
>Ar
Shuttup, Asterisks.
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy
"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."
"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."
-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
"I am a sean being from another planet."
-- Darla aka Dr. Why aka Dr. Yubiwan aka ...
Professeur Von TwoSteps OA. <.@.> wrote:
>From : Art Deco <[email protected]>
>Message-ID : <011120051519112517%[email protected]>
>
>
>>Professeur Von TwoSteps OA. <.@.> wrote:
>>
>>>From : Art Deco <[email protected]>
>>>Message-ID : <011120051052171897%[email protected]>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>do you still maintain that I'm a hedonist based on my name?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Ar
>>
>>Shuttup, Asterisks.
>
>
>
>
>Fa
>Shuttup, Asterisks.
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy
"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."
"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."
-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
Professeur Von TwoSteps OA. <.@.> wrote:
>From : Peter J Ross <[email protected]>
>Message-ID : <[email protected]>
>
>
>>
>>How would I improve myself as a human being
>
>
>Im
Shuttup, Asterisks.
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy
"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."
"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."
-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
"I am a sean being from another planet."
-- Darla aka Dr. Why aka Dr. Yubiwan aka ...
On 31 Oct 2005 12:30:02 GMT, "Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
>election.
>
>Go k00ks go!
>
>
>BLUE KING
>
>The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
>
>Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
>Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
>Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
>
>
>BLUE KING'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
>
>Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
>Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
>
>
>BLUE KING'S BISHOP
>
>The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
>Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
>Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
>
>
>BLUE KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... MOP JOCKEY!
>
>Chas Nemo (7 votes)
>Robert Wolfe a.k.a. Mop Jockey (25 votes)
>
>
>BLUE KING'S KNIGHT
>
>The winner is... SPEEDBUMP!
>
>Jerry M Kolnick (3 votes)
>Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy (24 votes)
>
>
>BLUE KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... BRADLEY JESNESS!
>
>Albert Silverman (5 votes)
>Bradley Jesness (29 votes)
>
>
>BLUE KING'S ROOK
>
>The winner is... ED CONRAD!
>
>Ed Conrad (26 votes)
>J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
>
>
>BLUE KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... LINDA GORE!
>
>Linda Gore (22 votes)
>Twonky (11 votes)
>
>
>BLUE QUEEN
>
>The winner is... PSYLVIA!
>
>Pamela K Russell (12 votes)
>Sylvia Sullivan a.k.a. PSYLVIA (25 votes)
>
>
>BLUE QUEEN'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... BILL PALMER!
>
>Bill Palmer a.k.a. PalmJob (23 votes)
>John Lucas (12 votes)
>
>
>BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP
>
>The winner is... STEEBIE WINTER!
>
>Dore Williamson (12 votes)
>Pastor Steve Winter (20 votes)
>
>
>BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... PROFESSEUR VON TWO SHITS!
>
>Keith "Scrappy" Carrot (6 votes)
>Professeur Von TwoSteps (22 votes)
>
>
>BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>
>The winner is... JOHN GRUBOR!
>
>John Grubor (27 votes)
>John Shocked (7 votes)
>
>
>BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... THE UNITARD!
>
>Emmett E Gulley (13 votes)
>Uni (18 votes)
>
>
>BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK
>
>The winner is... EDMOND HEINZ WOLLMANN!
>
>Edmond Heinz Wollmann (31 votes)
>Scott Abraham (6 votes)
>
>
>BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... bDAN KETTLER!
>
>Bruce Dan Kettler (21 votes)
>Ray Murphy (8 votes)
>
>
>RED KING
>
>The winner is... KENNY PANGBORN!
>
>Kenneth R Pangborn a.k.a. Kenny Kakes (28 votes)
>Richard Hoagland (8 votes)
>
>
>RED KING'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... KAZOO!
>
>David Moore (6 votes)
>Ray R Karczewski a.k.a. Kazoo (29 votes)
>
>
>RED KING'S BISHOP
>
>The winner is... HELENA KOBRIN!
>
>Colin James (11 votes)
>Helena Kobrin (13 votes)
>
>
>RED KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... FRAUDSHIP1 OF THE PARANORMAL!
>
>Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (11 votes)
>Flagship1 of the Paranormal (14 votes)
>John Wentzky (5 votes)
>
>
>RED KING'S KNIGHT
>
>The winner is... DAVIE THOLEN!
>
>David Tholen (25 votes)
>Dmitri Vulis (9 votes)
>
>
>RED KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... CHUCKWEASEL D BOHNE!
>
>Charles D Bohne (12 votes)
>Gerald C Newton a.k.a. G-Dolf (11 votes)
>Erik "Mouse" McDarby (9 votes)
>
>
>RED KING'S ROOK
>
>The winner is... ONIDEUS MAD HATTER!
>
>Matthew Moulton a.k.a. Onideus Mad Hatter (18 votes)
>Pete Stapleton (11 votes)
>Robert E McElwaine (4 votes)
>
>
>RED KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... FLY POOFTER!
>
>Fly Cooter (22 votes)
>Hugh Jeffcoat (8 votes)
>
>
>RED QUEEN
>
>The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
>
>Alexa Cameron (26 votes)
>Nancy Lieder (8 votes)
>
>
>RED QUEEN'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... THE SAUCERHEADS OF ALT.ASTRONOMY!
>
>Joe1orbit (8 votes)
>The saucerheads of alt.astronomy (25 votes)
>
>
>RED QUEEN'S BISHOP
>
>The winner is... LOUIS TURI!
>
>Louis Turi (21 votes)
>Tom Bishop (10 votes)
>
>
>RED QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... CHUCKLES LYSAGHT!
>
>Chuck Lysaght (17 votes)
>John Ennis a.k.a. Sollog (16 votes)
>
>
>RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>
>The winner is... GOOFPRINTS!
>
>George E Hammond (9 votes)
>Lynne Lyons a.k.a. Hoofprints (23 votes)
>
>
>RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... FUCKNOZZLE SENIOR!
>
>Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens a.k.a. Jai Maharaj (28 votes)
>Joey Jimenez a.k.a. Colonel Jake (4 votes)
>
>
>RED QUEEN'S ROOK
>
>The winner is... BRAD GUTHBALL!
>
>Brad Guth (17 votes)
>Earl Curley (15 votes)
>
>
>RED QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... RUSTY LARD MOUNTAIN!
>
>Jeffrey Douglas Hunt (3 votes)
>Russell B Waters a.k.a. Pizzaboi (26 votes)
>
>
>This concludes the results of the Kook Chess Set election. 40 ballot
>papers were submitted, of which 39 were deemed to be valid.
>
>Congratulations to all thirty-two winners!
Funny thing is that with all those pieces, you only play with
yourself.
Bruce AKA Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster wrote:
> The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
> election.
>
> Go k00ks go!
>
>
> BLUE KING
>
> The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
>
> Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
> Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
AOL!
> Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
Ffoamy must be ffurious.
> BLUE KING'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
>
> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
> Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S BISHOP
>
> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
> Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
> Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... MOP JOCKEY!
>
> Chas Nemo (7 votes)
> Robert Wolfe a.k.a. Mop Jockey (25 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT
>
> The winner is... SPEEDBUMP!
>
> Jerry M Kolnick (3 votes)
> Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy (24 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... BRADLEY JESNESS!
>
> Albert Silverman (5 votes)
> Bradley Jesness (29 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S ROOK
>
> The winner is... ED CONRAD!
>
> Ed Conrad (26 votes)
> J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... LINDA GORE!
>
> Linda Gore (22 votes)
> Twonky (11 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN
>
> The winner is... PSYLVIA!
>
> Pamela K Russell (12 votes)
> Sylvia Sullivan a.k.a. PSYLVIA (25 votes)
No pshyt!
> BLUE QUEEN'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... BILL PALMER!
>
> Bill Palmer a.k.a. PalmJob (23 votes)
> John Lucas (12 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP
>
> The winner is... STEEBIE WINTER!
>
> Dore Williamson (12 votes)
> Pastor Steve Winter (20 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... PROFESSEUR VON TWO SHITS!
>
> Keith "Scrappy" Carrot (6 votes)
> Professeur Von TwoSteps (22 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>
> The winner is... JOHN GRUBOR!
>
> John Grubor (27 votes)
> John Shocked (7 votes)
AOL! What a goober!
> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... THE UNITARD!
>
> Emmett E Gulley (13 votes)
> Uni (18 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK
>
> The winner is... EDMOND HEINZ WOLLMANN!
>
> Edmond Heinz Wollmann (31 votes)
Who else!
> Scott Abraham (6 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... bDAN KETTLER!
>
> Bruce Dan Kettler (21 votes)
> Ray Murphy (8 votes)
>
>
> RED KING
>
> The winner is... KENNY PANGBORN!
>
> Kenneth R Pangborn a.k.a. Kenny Kakes (28 votes)
> Richard Hoagland (8 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... KAZOO!
>
> David Moore (6 votes)
> Ray R Karczewski a.k.a. Kazoo (29 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S BISHOP
>
> The winner is... HELENA KOBRIN!
>
> Colin James (11 votes)
> Helena Kobrin (13 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... FRAUDSHIP1 OF THE PARANORMAL!
>
> Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (11 votes)
> Flagship1 of the Paranormal (14 votes)
> John Wentzky (5 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S KNIGHT
>
> The winner is... DAVIE THOLEN!
>
> David Tholen (25 votes)
Ah, Dickless! Fame at last.
> Dmitri Vulis (9 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... CHUCKWEASEL D BOHNE!
>
> Charles D Bohne (12 votes)
> Gerald C Newton a.k.a. G-Dolf (11 votes)
> Erik "Mouse" McDarby (9 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S ROOK
>
> The winner is... ONIDEUS MAD HATTER!
>
> Matthew Moulton a.k.a. Onideus Mad Hatter (18 votes)
> Pete Stapleton (11 votes)
> Robert E McElwaine (4 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... FLY POOFTER!
>
> Fly Cooter (22 votes)
> Hugh Jeffcoat (8 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN
>
> The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
>
> Alexa Cameron (26 votes)
Hi Alexa!
> Nancy Lieder (8 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... THE SAUCERHEADS OF ALT.ASTRONOMY!
>
> Joe1orbit (8 votes)
> The saucerheads of alt.astronomy (25 votes)
Go saucerheads!
> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP
>
> The winner is... LOUIS TURI!
>
> Louis Turi (21 votes)
Toupee Turdi rides again!
> Tom Bishop (10 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... CHUCKLES LYSAGHT!
>
> Chuck Lysaght (17 votes)
> John Ennis a.k.a. Sollog (16 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>
> The winner is... GOOFPRINTS!
>
> George E Hammond (9 votes)
> Lynne Lyons a.k.a. Hoofprints (23 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... FUCKNOZZLE SENIOR!
>
> Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens a.k.a. Jai Maharaj (28 votes)
> Joey Jimenez a.k.a. Colonel Jake (4 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S ROOK
>
> The winner is... BRAD GUTHBALL!
>
> Brad Guth (17 votes)
> Earl Curley (15 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... RUSTY LARD MOUNTAIN!
>
> Jeffrey Douglas Hunt (3 votes)
> Russell B Waters a.k.a. Pizzaboi (26 votes)
>
>
> This concludes the results of the Kook Chess Set election. 40 ballot
> papers were submitted, of which 39 were deemed to be valid.
>
> Congratulations to all thirty-two winners!
>
> --
> Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster
> AUK Extra-Curricular Activities & Special Ballots
>
> Samaritan Awards: http://www.hydroclick.com/samaritan
Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster wrote:
> The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
> election.
>
> Go k00ks go!
>
>
> BLUE KING
>
> The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
>
> Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
> Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
> Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
>
> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
> Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S BISHOP
>
> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
> Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
> Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... MOP JOCKEY!
>
> Chas Nemo (7 votes)
> Robert Wolfe a.k.a. Mop Jockey (25 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT
>
> The winner is... SPEEDBUMP!
>
> Jerry M Kolnick (3 votes)
> Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy (24 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... BRADLEY JESNESS!
>
> Albert Silverman (5 votes)
> Bradley Jesness (29 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S ROOK
>
> The winner is... ED CONRAD!
>
> Ed Conrad (26 votes)
> J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... LINDA GORE!
>
> Linda Gore (22 votes)
> Twonky (11 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN
>
> The winner is... PSYLVIA!
>
> Pamela K Russell (12 votes)
> Sylvia Sullivan a.k.a. PSYLVIA (25 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... BILL PALMER!
>
> Bill Palmer a.k.a. PalmJob (23 votes)
> John Lucas (12 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP
>
> The winner is... STEEBIE WINTER!
>
> Dore Williamson (12 votes)
> Pastor Steve Winter (20 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... PROFESSEUR VON TWO SHITS!
>
> Keith "Scrappy" Carrot (6 votes)
> Professeur Von TwoSteps (22 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>
> The winner is... JOHN GRUBOR!
>
> John Grubor (27 votes)
> John Shocked (7 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... THE UNITARD!
>
> Emmett E Gulley (13 votes)
> Uni (18 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK
>
> The winner is... EDMOND HEINZ WOLLMANN!
>
> Edmond Heinz Wollmann (31 votes)
> Scott Abraham (6 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... bDAN KETTLER!
>
> Bruce Dan Kettler (21 votes)
> Ray Murphy (8 votes)
>
>
> RED KING
>
> The winner is... KENNY PANGBORN!
>
> Kenneth R Pangborn a.k.a. Kenny Kakes (28 votes)
> Richard Hoagland (8 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... KAZOO!
>
> David Moore (6 votes)
> Ray R Karczewski a.k.a. Kazoo (29 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S BISHOP
>
> The winner is... HELENA KOBRIN!
>
> Colin James (11 votes)
> Helena Kobrin (13 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... FRAUDSHIP1 OF THE PARANORMAL!
>
> Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (11 votes)
> Flagship1 of the Paranormal (14 votes)
> John Wentzky (5 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S KNIGHT
>
> The winner is... DAVIE THOLEN!
>
> David Tholen (25 votes)
> Dmitri Vulis (9 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... CHUCKWEASEL D BOHNE!
>
> Charles D Bohne (12 votes)
> Gerald C Newton a.k.a. G-Dolf (11 votes)
> Erik "Mouse" McDarby (9 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S ROOK
>
> The winner is... ONIDEUS MAD HATTER!
>
> Matthew Moulton a.k.a. Onideus Mad Hatter (18 votes)
> Pete Stapleton (11 votes)
> Robert E McElwaine (4 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... FLY POOFTER!
>
> Fly Cooter (22 votes)
> Hugh Jeffcoat (8 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN
>
> The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
>
> Alexa Cameron (26 votes)
> Nancy Lieder (8 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... THE SAUCERHEADS OF ALT.ASTRONOMY!
>
> Joe1orbit (8 votes)
> The saucerheads of alt.astronomy (25 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP
>
> The winner is... LOUIS TURI!
>
> Louis Turi (21 votes)
> Tom Bishop (10 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... CHUCKLES LYSAGHT!
>
> Chuck Lysaght (17 votes)
> John Ennis a.k.a. Sollog (16 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>
> The winner is... GOOFPRINTS!
>
> George E Hammond (9 votes)
> Lynne Lyons a.k.a. Hoofprints (23 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... FUCKNOZZLE SENIOR!
>
> Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens a.k.a. Jai Maharaj (28 votes)
> Joey Jimenez a.k.a. Colonel Jake (4 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S ROOK
>
> The winner is... BRAD GUTHBALL!
>
> Brad Guth (17 votes)
> Earl Curley (15 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... RUSTY LARD MOUNTAIN!
>
> Jeffrey Douglas Hunt (3 votes)
> Russell B Waters a.k.a. Pizzaboi (26 votes)
>
>
> This concludes the results of the Kook Chess Set election. 40 ballot
> papers were submitted, of which 39 were deemed to be valid.
>
> Congratulations to all thirty-two winners!
>
> --
> Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster
> AUK Extra-Curricular Activities & Special Ballots
>
> Samaritan Awards: http://www.hydroclick.com/samaritan
Big deal!
Double-Anus wrote:
> Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster wrote:
> > The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
> > election.
> >
> > Go k00ks go!
> >
> >
> > BLUE KING
> >
> > The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
> >
> > Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
> > Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
> > Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE KING'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
> >
> > Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
> > Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE KING'S BISHOP
> >
> > The winner is... VITO KUHN!
> >
> > Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
> > Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... MOP JOCKEY!
> >
> > Chas Nemo (7 votes)
> > Robert Wolfe a.k.a. Mop Jockey (25 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE KING'S KNIGHT
> >
> > The winner is... SPEEDBUMP!
> >
> > Jerry M Kolnick (3 votes)
> > Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy (24 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... BRADLEY JESNESS!
> >
> > Albert Silverman (5 votes)
> > Bradley Jesness (29 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE KING'S ROOK
> >
> > The winner is... ED CONRAD!
> >
> > Ed Conrad (26 votes)
> > J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... LINDA GORE!
> >
> > Linda Gore (22 votes)
> > Twonky (11 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE QUEEN
> >
> > The winner is... PSYLVIA!
> >
> > Pamela K Russell (12 votes)
> > Sylvia Sullivan a.k.a. PSYLVIA (25 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE QUEEN'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... BILL PALMER!
> >
> > Bill Palmer a.k.a. PalmJob (23 votes)
> > John Lucas (12 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP
> >
> > The winner is... STEEBIE WINTER!
> >
> > Dore Williamson (12 votes)
> > Pastor Steve Winter (20 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... PROFESSEUR VON TWO SHITS!
> >
> > Keith "Scrappy" Carrot (6 votes)
> > Professeur Von TwoSteps (22 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT
> >
> > The winner is... JOHN GRUBOR!
> >
> > John Grubor (27 votes)
> > John Shocked (7 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... THE UNITARD!
> >
> > Emmett E Gulley (13 votes)
> > Uni (18 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK
> >
> > The winner is... EDMOND HEINZ WOLLMANN!
> >
> > Edmond Heinz Wollmann (31 votes)
> > Scott Abraham (6 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... bDAN KETTLER!
> >
> > Bruce Dan Kettler (21 votes)
> > Ray Murphy (8 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED KING
> >
> > The winner is... KENNY PANGBORN!
> >
> > Kenneth R Pangborn a.k.a. Kenny Kakes (28 votes)
> > Richard Hoagland (8 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED KING'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... KAZOO!
> >
> > David Moore (6 votes)
> > Ray R Karczewski a.k.a. Kazoo (29 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED KING'S BISHOP
> >
> > The winner is... HELENA KOBRIN!
> >
> > Colin James (11 votes)
> > Helena Kobrin (13 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... FRAUDSHIP1 OF THE PARANORMAL!
> >
> > Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (11 votes)
> > Flagship1 of the Paranormal (14 votes)
> > John Wentzky (5 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED KING'S KNIGHT
> >
> > The winner is... DAVIE THOLEN!
> >
> > David Tholen (25 votes)
> > Dmitri Vulis (9 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... CHUCKWEASEL D BOHNE!
> >
> > Charles D Bohne (12 votes)
> > Gerald C Newton a.k.a. G-Dolf (11 votes)
> > Erik "Mouse" McDarby (9 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED KING'S ROOK
> >
> > The winner is... ONIDEUS MAD HATTER!
> >
> > Matthew Moulton a.k.a. Onideus Mad Hatter (18 votes)
> > Pete Stapleton (11 votes)
> > Robert E McElwaine (4 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... FLY POOFTER!
> >
> > Fly Cooter (22 votes)
> > Hugh Jeffcoat (8 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED QUEEN
> >
> > The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
> >
> > Alexa Cameron (26 votes)
> > Nancy Lieder (8 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED QUEEN'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... THE SAUCERHEADS OF ALT.ASTRONOMY!
> >
> > Joe1orbit (8 votes)
> > The saucerheads of alt.astronomy (25 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED QUEEN'S BISHOP
> >
> > The winner is... LOUIS TURI!
> >
> > Louis Turi (21 votes)
> > Tom Bishop (10 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... CHUCKLES LYSAGHT!
> >
> > Chuck Lysaght (17 votes)
> > John Ennis a.k.a. Sollog (16 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT
> >
> > The winner is... GOOFPRINTS!
> >
> > George E Hammond (9 votes)
> > Lynne Lyons a.k.a. Hoofprints (23 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... FUCKNOZZLE SENIOR!
> >
> > Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens a.k.a. Jai Maharaj (28 votes)
> > Joey Jimenez a.k.a. Colonel Jake (4 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED QUEEN'S ROOK
> >
> > The winner is... BRAD GUTHBALL!
> >
> > Brad Guth (17 votes)
> > Earl Curley (15 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... RUSTY LARD MOUNTAIN!
> >
> > Jeffrey Douglas Hunt (3 votes)
> > Russell B Waters a.k.a. Pizzaboi (26 votes)
> >
> >
> > This concludes the results of the Kook Chess Set election. 40 ballot
> > papers were submitted, of which 39 were deemed to be valid.
> >
> > Congratulations to all thirty-two winners!
> >
> > --
> > Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster
> > AUK Extra-Curricular Activities & Special Ballots
> >
> > Samaritan Awards: http://www.hydroclick.com/samaritan
>
>
> Big deal!
No, that's what you do with the Kook Kard Deck, you imbecile -
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/kards.html
Vito Kuhn wrote:
> "Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster" wrote:
>
> > The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
> > election.
> >
> > Go k00ks go!
> >
> >
> > BLUE KING
> >
> > The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
> >
> > Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
> > Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
> > Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE KING'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
> >
> > Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
> > Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE KING'S BISHOP
> >
> > The winner is... VITO KUHN!
> >
> > Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
> > Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
>
> First it was playing cards, now a "CHESS SET"? You give new meaning to
> the word "IMMATURITY", Peter. When are you gonna grow up and stop wasting
> time on your parents' dime? One of these days you'll have to start
> fending for yourself in this world. All this time you waste on these
> juvenile troll games can be better spent improving yourself as a human
> being, but no. Little Peter would rather see who he can ridicule the
> most on usenet THIS month, EVERY month. You're wasting your life away
> with all this nonsense., and you're unquestionably making a bunch of
> enemies in the process.
<sing-song redux> Someone *else* doesn't know who the FNP
iiiiiiiissssss...</bad singing>
The Demon of Mockery
Vito Kuhn wrote:
> "Aratzio" wrote:
> > On 1 Nov 2005 02:52:13 +0100, "Vito Kuhn"
> > got double secret probation because:
> >
> > > First it was playing cards, now a "CHESS SET"? You give new meaning
> > > to the word "IMMATURITY", Peter. When are you gonna grow up and stop
> > > wasting time on your parents' dime? One of these days you'll have to
> > > start fending for yourself in this world. All this time you waste on
> > > these juvenile troll games can be better spent improving yourself as
> > > a human being, but no. Little Peter would rather see who he can
> > > ridicule the most on usenet THIS month, EVERY month. You're wasting
> > > your life away with all this nonsense., and you're unquestionably
> > > making a bunch of enemies in the process.
> > >
> > > VK
> >
> > Nice Kook Rant Vito. One teenie, minor, inconsequential problem, this
> > one is Sean's not Peter's. Do at least have the decency to rant at the
> > correct person, for once.
>
> Well, look what the dog brought home. The lush that loves whiskey and The
> Three Stooges. Keep your troll sales pitch to yourself, swine. Ross can
> change his address all he wants. He isn't fooling anyone but himself, and
> I meant what I said about making enemies. One day he'll make the wrong
> guy mad and his whole world will cave in right before his very eyes. It
> might already be too late for him. You just worry about your own path, I
> reckon you have plenty of things to worry about yourself.
Oh NO! Thweats! Whatever shall you do, Peter?! He's MAKING EMPTY
THWEATS AT YOU!!! WUN!!!!1!
The Demon of Mockery
Sean Monaghan wrote:
> Vito Kuhn wrote:
> > "Aratzio" wrote:
> > > On 1 Nov 2005 02:52:13 +0100, "Vito Kuhn" got double secret probation because:
> > >
> > > > First it was playing cards, now a "CHESS SET"? You give new
> > > > meaning to the word "IMMATURITY", Peter. When are you gonna grow
> > > > up and stop wasting time on your parents' dime? One of these days
> > > > you'll have to start fending for yourself in this world. All
> > > > this time you waste on these juvenile troll games can be better
> > > > spent improving yourself as a human being, but no. Little Peter
> > > > would rather see who he can ridicule the most on usenet THIS
> > > > month, EVERY month. You're wasting your life away with all this
> > > > nonsense., and you're unquestionably making a bunch of enemies in
> > > > the process.
> > > >
> > > > VK
> > >
> > > Nice Kook Rant Vito. One teenie, minor, inconsequential problem,
> > > this one is Sean's not Peter's. Do at least have the decency to
> > > rant at the correct person, for once.
> >
> > Well, look what the dog brought home. The lush that loves whiskey and
> > The Three Stooges. Keep your troll sales pitch to yourself, swine.
> > Ross can change his address all he wants. He isn't fooling anyone but
> > himself, and I meant what I said about making enemies. One day he'll
> > make the wrong guy mad and his whole world will cave in right before
> > his very eyes. It might already be too late for him. You just worry
> > about your own path, I reckon you have plenty of things to worry
> > about yourself.
> >
> > VK
>
> Frito, Pope 'Ratz is telling you the truth! I posted the Kook Chess
> Set winners' result; I am the OP.
Oh, let 'im foam -- it's an awards celebration, after all. What's an
awards celebration without a drama queen?
The Demon of Mockery
Sean Monaghan wrote:
> The Demon of Mockery wrote:
> > Sean Monaghan wrote:
> > > Vito Kuhn wrote:
> > > > "Aratzio" wrote:
> > > > > On 1 Nov 2005 02:52:13 +0100, "Vito Kuhn" got double secret
> > > > > probation because:
> > > > >
> > > > > > First it was playing cards, now a "CHESS SET"? You give new
> > > > > > meaning to the word "IMMATURITY", Peter. When are you gonna
> > > > > > grow up and stop wasting time on your parents' dime? One of
> > > > > > these days you'll have to start fending for yourself in this
> > > > > > world. All this time you waste on these juvenile troll games
> > > > > > can be better spent improving yourself as a human being, but
> > > > > > no. Little Peter would rather see who he can ridicule the
> > > > > > most on usenet THIS month, EVERY month. You're wasting your
> > > > > > life away with all this nonsense., and you're unquestionably
> > > > > > making a bunch of enemies in the process.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > VK
> > > > >
> > > > > Nice Kook Rant Vito. One teenie, minor, inconsequential problem,
> > > > > this one is Sean's not Peter's. Do at least have the decency to
> > > > > rant at the correct person, for once.
> > > >
> > > > Well, look what the dog brought home. The lush that loves whiskey
> > > > and The Three Stooges. Keep your troll sales pitch to yourself,
> > > > swine. Ross can change his address all he wants. He isn't
> > > > fooling anyone but himself, and I meant what I said about making
> > > > enemies. One day he'll make the wrong guy mad and his whole world
> > > > will cave in right before his very eyes. It might already be too
> > > > late for him. You just worry about your own path, I reckon you
> > > > have plenty of things to worry about yourself.
> > > >
> > > > VK
> > >
> > > Frito, Pope 'Ratz is telling you the truth! I posted the Kook Chess
> > > Set winners' result; I am the OP.
> >
> > Oh, let 'im foam -- it's an awards celebration, after all. What's an
> > awards celebration without a drama queen?
> >
> > The Demon of Mockery
>
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The Demon of Mockery
Yes, everyone. That WAS mE once again ridiculing on-air WBAI
personality
Kirk Rantham about 3:30 this morning. I got him so mad he actually said
"bullshit" over the radio which is something I've NEVER heard a WBAI dj
do.
Send him a email at [email protected] to let him know how much the
wereo_gogg and my Little Musical Holocaust means to you after awl.
I AM AWL THAT MATTERS ON THE INTERNET.
Film proves ;-) Vote for me for KoTm please. Time's slipping away.
"TAP" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> In article
> <[email protected]>,
> "faustino" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > Hi.
> > Who is/was the drummer in B.S. with long,huge beard?
>
> Tommy Fiore.
Just Taylor wrote:
> On Mon, 07 Nov 2005 10:28:59 GMT, Lola Stonewall Riot
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >Eris Kallisti Discordia was laughing at the antics of Just Taylor, when
> >they suddenly burst out in tears, saying:
> >> On 31 Oct 2005 12:30:02 GMT, "Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster" wrote:
> >>
> >>>The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set election.
> ><snip>
> >>>BLUE KING'S ROOK
> >>>
> >>>The winner is... ED CONRAD!
> >>>
> >>>Ed Conrad (26 votes)
> >>>J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
> >>
> >> Who the heck is J Wyatt Ehrenfels? How come nobody has heard of him and
> >> more importantly, given him the fifteen minutes he seeks? You mean all
> >> that work he has done, all the attention he has begged for got him
> >> nothing?
> >>
> >> Looks like Dr. Michael Valens J. Wyatt Ehrenfels will just have to create
> >> even more bogeymen to cry about. Hopefully this time somebody will
> >> notice!
> >>
> >> <snicker>
> >
> >Damn, I do believe I remember him now -- he joined one of the Pagan groups
> >I own (on Yahoo) last year, IIRC, or possibly the year before...He wound
> >up getting a free kick out of the group, along with a ban, I think.
>
> Getting his ass kicked is nothing new then apparently... But now Meow
> will be in Dr. Michael Valens J. Wyatt Ehrenfels sights and just like
> how he brought down Google, he will bring you down too!
>
>
> --
> Taylor
>
> Hammer of Thor, September 2002
Vito Kuhn, <[email protected]>, the odious, white-livered
fishmonger, and lady's maid, quibbled:
> "Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
>> election.
>>
>> Go k00ks go!
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING
>>
>> The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
>>
>> Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
>> Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
>> Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
>>
>> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
>> Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S BISHOP
>>
>> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>>
>> Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
>> Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
>>
>>
>
> First it was playing cards, now a "CHESS SET"? You give new meaning
> to the word "IMMATURITY", Peter.
Piss off, you fucking idiot. It's parody. You know, pillory? As in humour?
No? Not surprising.
> When are you gonna grow up and stop
> wasting time on your parents' dime?
hahaha - in the one sentence you tell someone to grow up then you lame them.
> One of these days you'll have to
> start fending for yourself in this world. All this time you waste on
> these juvenile troll games can be better spent improving yourself as
> a human being, but no.
What about all the time you waste bleating and carping?
> Little Peter would rather see who he can
> ridicule the most on usenet THIS month, EVERY month.
He isn't the only one, you know.
> You're wasting
> your life away with all this nonsense.
PKB, eh.
>, and you're unquestionably
> making a bunch of enemies in the process.
<snort>
Freaking loony.
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From : Art Deco <[email protected]>
Message-ID : <011120051519112517%[email protected]>
>Professeur Von TwoSteps OA. <.@.> wrote:
>
>>From : Art Deco <[email protected]>
>>Message-ID : <011120051052171897%[email protected]>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>>do you still maintain that I'm a hedonist based on my name?
>>
>>
>>
>>Ar
>
>Shuttup, Asterisks.
Fancy being *ashamed* of being called a hedonist
Are *you* a woser ?
From : Art Deco <[email protected]>
Message-ID : <011120051052171897%[email protected]>
>do you still maintain that I'm a hedonist based on my name?
Are you ?
From : Peter J Ross <[email protected]>
Message-ID : <[email protected]>
>
>How would I improve myself as a human being
Immigrate to *Australia*
Oh shit *I* forgot, *we* are in lock down, no winging
pommie bastards allowed in for the time being
*We* will call you, don't bother calling us, OK..
Double-A <[email protected]> wrote:
>Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster wrote:
>> The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
>> election.
>>
>> Go k00ks go!
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING
>>
>> The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
>>
>> Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
>> Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
>> Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
>>
>> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
>> Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S BISHOP
>>
>> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>>
>> Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
>> Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... MOP JOCKEY!
>>
>> Chas Nemo (7 votes)
>> Robert Wolfe a.k.a. Mop Jockey (25 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT
>>
>> The winner is... SPEEDBUMP!
>>
>> Jerry M Kolnick (3 votes)
>> Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy (24 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... BRADLEY JESNESS!
>>
>> Albert Silverman (5 votes)
>> Bradley Jesness (29 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S ROOK
>>
>> The winner is... ED CONRAD!
>>
>> Ed Conrad (26 votes)
>> J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... LINDA GORE!
>>
>> Linda Gore (22 votes)
>> Twonky (11 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN
>>
>> The winner is... PSYLVIA!
>>
>> Pamela K Russell (12 votes)
>> Sylvia Sullivan a.k.a. PSYLVIA (25 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... BILL PALMER!
>>
>> Bill Palmer a.k.a. PalmJob (23 votes)
>> John Lucas (12 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP
>>
>> The winner is... STEEBIE WINTER!
>>
>> Dore Williamson (12 votes)
>> Pastor Steve Winter (20 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... PROFESSEUR VON TWO SHITS!
>>
>> Keith "Scrappy" Carrot (6 votes)
>> Professeur Von TwoSteps (22 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>>
>> The winner is... JOHN GRUBOR!
>>
>> John Grubor (27 votes)
>> John Shocked (7 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... THE UNITARD!
>>
>> Emmett E Gulley (13 votes)
>> Uni (18 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK
>>
>> The winner is... EDMOND HEINZ WOLLMANN!
>>
>> Edmond Heinz Wollmann (31 votes)
>> Scott Abraham (6 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... bDAN KETTLER!
>>
>> Bruce Dan Kettler (21 votes)
>> Ray Murphy (8 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING
>>
>> The winner is... KENNY PANGBORN!
>>
>> Kenneth R Pangborn a.k.a. Kenny Kakes (28 votes)
>> Richard Hoagland (8 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... KAZOO!
>>
>> David Moore (6 votes)
>> Ray R Karczewski a.k.a. Kazoo (29 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S BISHOP
>>
>> The winner is... HELENA KOBRIN!
>>
>> Colin James (11 votes)
>> Helena Kobrin (13 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... FRAUDSHIP1 OF THE PARANORMAL!
>>
>> Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (11 votes)
>> Flagship1 of the Paranormal (14 votes)
>> John Wentzky (5 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S KNIGHT
>>
>> The winner is... DAVIE THOLEN!
>>
>> David Tholen (25 votes)
>> Dmitri Vulis (9 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... CHUCKWEASEL D BOHNE!
>>
>> Charles D Bohne (12 votes)
>> Gerald C Newton a.k.a. G-Dolf (11 votes)
>> Erik "Mouse" McDarby (9 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S ROOK
>>
>> The winner is... ONIDEUS MAD HATTER!
>>
>> Matthew Moulton a.k.a. Onideus Mad Hatter (18 votes)
>> Pete Stapleton (11 votes)
>> Robert E McElwaine (4 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... FLY POOFTER!
>>
>> Fly Cooter (22 votes)
>> Hugh Jeffcoat (8 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN
>>
>> The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
>>
>> Alexa Cameron (26 votes)
>> Nancy Lieder (8 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... THE SAUCERHEADS OF ALT.ASTRONOMY!
>>
>> Joe1orbit (8 votes)
>> The saucerheads of alt.astronomy (25 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP
>>
>> The winner is... LOUIS TURI!
>>
>> Louis Turi (21 votes)
>> Tom Bishop (10 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... CHUCKLES LYSAGHT!
>>
>> Chuck Lysaght (17 votes)
>> John Ennis a.k.a. Sollog (16 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>>
>> The winner is... GOOFPRINTS!
>>
>> George E Hammond (9 votes)
>> Lynne Lyons a.k.a. Hoofprints (23 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... FUCKNOZZLE SENIOR!
>>
>> Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens a.k.a. Jai Maharaj (28 votes)
>> Joey Jimenez a.k.a. Colonel Jake (4 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S ROOK
>>
>> The winner is... BRAD GUTHBALL!
>>
>> Brad Guth (17 votes)
>> Earl Curley (15 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... RUSTY LARD MOUNTAIN!
>>
>> Jeffrey Douglas Hunt (3 votes)
>> Russell B Waters a.k.a. Pizzaboi (26 votes)
>>
>>
>> This concludes the results of the Kook Chess Set election. 40 ballot
>> papers were submitted, of which 39 were deemed to be valid.
>>
>> Congratulations to all thirty-two winners!
>>
>> --
>> Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster
>> AUK Extra-Curricular Activities & Special Ballots
>>
>> Samaritan Awards: http://www.hydroclick.com/samaritan
>
>
>Big deal!
That's it? A two-word acceptance speech?
I feel robbed.
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy
"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."
"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."
-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
Peter J Ross <[email protected]> wrote:
>On 31 Oct 2005 12:30:02 GMT, Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster
><[email protected]> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>> The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
>> election.
>>
>> Go k00ks go!
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING
>>
>> The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
>>
>> Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
>> Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
>> Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
>>
>> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
>> Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S BISHOP
>>
>> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>>
>> Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
>> Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... MOP JOCKEY!
>>
>> Chas Nemo (7 votes)
>> Robert Wolfe a.k.a. Mop Jockey (25 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT
>>
>> The winner is... SPEEDBUMP!
>>
>> Jerry M Kolnick (3 votes)
>> Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy (24 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... BRADLEY JESNESS!
>>
>> Albert Silverman (5 votes)
>> Bradley Jesness (29 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S ROOK
>>
>> The winner is... ED CONRAD!
>>
>> Ed Conrad (26 votes)
>> J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... LINDA GORE!
>>
>> Linda Gore (22 votes)
>> Twonky (11 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN
>>
>> The winner is... PSYLVIA!
>>
>> Pamela K Russell (12 votes)
>> Sylvia Sullivan a.k.a. PSYLVIA (25 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... BILL PALMER!
>>
>> Bill Palmer a.k.a. PalmJob (23 votes)
>> John Lucas (12 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP
>>
>> The winner is... STEEBIE WINTER!
>>
>> Dore Williamson (12 votes)
>> Pastor Steve Winter (20 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... PROFESSEUR VON TWO SHITS!
>>
>> Keith "Scrappy" Carrot (6 votes)
>> Professeur Von TwoSteps (22 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>>
>> The winner is... JOHN GRUBOR!
>>
>> John Grubor (27 votes)
>> John Shocked (7 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... THE UNITARD!
>>
>> Emmett E Gulley (13 votes)
>> Uni (18 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK
>>
>> The winner is... EDMOND HEINZ WOLLMANN!
>>
>> Edmond Heinz Wollmann (31 votes)
>> Scott Abraham (6 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... bDAN KETTLER!
>>
>> Bruce Dan Kettler (21 votes)
>> Ray Murphy (8 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING
>>
>> The winner is... KENNY PANGBORN!
>>
>> Kenneth R Pangborn a.k.a. Kenny Kakes (28 votes)
>> Richard Hoagland (8 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... KAZOO!
>>
>> David Moore (6 votes)
>> Ray R Karczewski a.k.a. Kazoo (29 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S BISHOP
>>
>> The winner is... HELENA KOBRIN!
>>
>> Colin James (11 votes)
>> Helena Kobrin (13 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... FRAUDSHIP1 OF THE PARANORMAL!
>>
>> Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (11 votes)
>> Flagship1 of the Paranormal (14 votes)
>> John Wentzky (5 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S KNIGHT
>>
>> The winner is... DAVIE THOLEN!
>>
>> David Tholen (25 votes)
>> Dmitri Vulis (9 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... CHUCKWEASEL D BOHNE!
>>
>> Charles D Bohne (12 votes)
>> Gerald C Newton a.k.a. G-Dolf (11 votes)
>> Erik "Mouse" McDarby (9 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S ROOK
>>
>> The winner is... ONIDEUS MAD HATTER!
>>
>> Matthew Moulton a.k.a. Onideus Mad Hatter (18 votes)
>> Pete Stapleton (11 votes)
>> Robert E McElwaine (4 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... FLY POOFTER!
>>
>> Fly Cooter (22 votes)
>> Hugh Jeffcoat (8 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN
>>
>> The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
>>
>> Alexa Cameron (26 votes)
>> Nancy Lieder (8 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... THE SAUCERHEADS OF ALT.ASTRONOMY!
>>
>> Joe1orbit (8 votes)
>> The saucerheads of alt.astronomy (25 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP
>>
>> The winner is... LOUIS TURI!
>>
>> Louis Turi (21 votes)
>> Tom Bishop (10 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... CHUCKLES LYSAGHT!
>>
>> Chuck Lysaght (17 votes)
>> John Ennis a.k.a. Sollog (16 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>>
>> The winner is... GOOFPRINTS!
>>
>> George E Hammond (9 votes)
>> Lynne Lyons a.k.a. Hoofprints (23 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... FUCKNOZZLE SENIOR!
>>
>> Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens a.k.a. Jai Maharaj (28 votes)
>> Joey Jimenez a.k.a. Colonel Jake (4 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S ROOK
>>
>> The winner is... BRAD GUTHBALL!
>>
>> Brad Guth (17 votes)
>> Earl Curley (15 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... RUSTY LARD MOUNTAIN!
>>
>> Jeffrey Douglas Hunt (3 votes)
>> Russell B Waters a.k.a. Pizzaboi (26 votes)
>>
>>
>> This concludes the results of the Kook Chess Set election. 40 ballot
>> papers were submitted, of which 39 were deemed to be valid.
>>
>> Congratulations to all thirty-two winners!
>
>What a fine set of results! All hael teh Friendly Neighbourhood
>Pollster!
Well done, I say.
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy
"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."
"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."
-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
Forwarded to froups suffering from tholenization:
Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster <[email protected]> wrote:
>The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
>election.
>
>Go k00ks go!
>
>
>BLUE KING
>
>The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
>
>Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
>Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
>Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
>
>
>BLUE KING'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
>
>Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
>Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
>
>
>BLUE KING'S BISHOP
>
>The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
>Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
>Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
>
>
>BLUE KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... MOP JOCKEY!
>
>Chas Nemo (7 votes)
>Robert Wolfe a.k.a. Mop Jockey (25 votes)
>
>
>BLUE KING'S KNIGHT
>
>The winner is... SPEEDBUMP!
>
>Jerry M Kolnick (3 votes)
>Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy (24 votes)
>
>
>BLUE KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... BRADLEY JESNESS!
>
>Albert Silverman (5 votes)
>Bradley Jesness (29 votes)
>
>
>BLUE KING'S ROOK
>
>The winner is... ED CONRAD!
>
>Ed Conrad (26 votes)
>J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
>
>
>BLUE KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... LINDA GORE!
>
>Linda Gore (22 votes)
>Twonky (11 votes)
>
>
>BLUE QUEEN
>
>The winner is... PSYLVIA!
>
>Pamela K Russell (12 votes)
>Sylvia Sullivan a.k.a. PSYLVIA (25 votes)
>
>
>BLUE QUEEN'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... BILL PALMER!
>
>Bill Palmer a.k.a. PalmJob (23 votes)
>John Lucas (12 votes)
>
>
>BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP
>
>The winner is... STEEBIE WINTER!
>
>Dore Williamson (12 votes)
>Pastor Steve Winter (20 votes)
>
>
>BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... PROFESSEUR VON TWO SHITS!
>
>Keith "Scrappy" Carrot (6 votes)
>Professeur Von TwoSteps (22 votes)
>
>
>BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>
>The winner is... JOHN GRUBOR!
>
>John Grubor (27 votes)
>John Shocked (7 votes)
>
>
>BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... THE UNITARD!
>
>Emmett E Gulley (13 votes)
>Uni (18 votes)
>
>
>BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK
>
>The winner is... EDMOND HEINZ WOLLMANN!
>
>Edmond Heinz Wollmann (31 votes)
>Scott Abraham (6 votes)
>
>
>BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... bDAN KETTLER!
>
>Bruce Dan Kettler (21 votes)
>Ray Murphy (8 votes)
>
>
>RED KING
>
>The winner is... KENNY PANGBORN!
>
>Kenneth R Pangborn a.k.a. Kenny Kakes (28 votes)
>Richard Hoagland (8 votes)
>
>
>RED KING'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... KAZOO!
>
>David Moore (6 votes)
>Ray R Karczewski a.k.a. Kazoo (29 votes)
>
>
>RED KING'S BISHOP
>
>The winner is... HELENA KOBRIN!
>
>Colin James (11 votes)
>Helena Kobrin (13 votes)
>
>
>RED KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... FRAUDSHIP1 OF THE PARANORMAL!
>
>Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (11 votes)
>Flagship1 of the Paranormal (14 votes)
>John Wentzky (5 votes)
>
>
>RED KING'S KNIGHT
>
>The winner is... DAVIE THOLEN!
>
>David Tholen (25 votes)
>Dmitri Vulis (9 votes)
>
>
>RED KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... CHUCKWEASEL D BOHNE!
>
>Charles D Bohne (12 votes)
>Gerald C Newton a.k.a. G-Dolf (11 votes)
>Erik "Mouse" McDarby (9 votes)
>
>
>RED KING'S ROOK
>
>The winner is... ONIDEUS MAD HATTER!
>
>Matthew Moulton a.k.a. Onideus Mad Hatter (18 votes)
>Pete Stapleton (11 votes)
>Robert E McElwaine (4 votes)
>
>
>RED KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... FLY POOFTER!
>
>Fly Cooter (22 votes)
>Hugh Jeffcoat (8 votes)
>
>
>RED QUEEN
>
>The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
>
>Alexa Cameron (26 votes)
>Nancy Lieder (8 votes)
>
>
>RED QUEEN'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... THE SAUCERHEADS OF ALT.ASTRONOMY!
>
>Joe1orbit (8 votes)
>The saucerheads of alt.astronomy (25 votes)
>
>
>RED QUEEN'S BISHOP
>
>The winner is... LOUIS TURI!
>
>Louis Turi (21 votes)
>Tom Bishop (10 votes)
>
>
>RED QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... CHUCKLES LYSAGHT!
>
>Chuck Lysaght (17 votes)
>John Ennis a.k.a. Sollog (16 votes)
>
>
>RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>
>The winner is... GOOFPRINTS!
>
>George E Hammond (9 votes)
>Lynne Lyons a.k.a. Hoofprints (23 votes)
>
>
>RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... FUCKNOZZLE SENIOR!
>
>Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens a.k.a. Jai Maharaj (28 votes)
>Joey Jimenez a.k.a. Colonel Jake (4 votes)
>
>
>RED QUEEN'S ROOK
>
>The winner is... BRAD GUTHBALL!
>
>Brad Guth (17 votes)
>Earl Curley (15 votes)
>
>
>RED QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... RUSTY LARD MOUNTAIN!
>
>Jeffrey Douglas Hunt (3 votes)
>Russell B Waters a.k.a. Pizzaboi (26 votes)
>
>
>This concludes the results of the Kook Chess Set election. 40 ballot
>papers were submitted, of which 39 were deemed to be valid.
>
>Congratulations to all thirty-two winners!
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy
"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."
"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."
-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
Oh, man, our f'loons suck. They couldn't even win a loser vote. F'losers.
> The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
> election.
>
> Go k00ks go!
>
>
> BLUE KING
>
> The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
>
> Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
> Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
> Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
>
> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
> Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S BISHOP
>
> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
> Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
> Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... MOP JOCKEY!
>
> Chas Nemo (7 votes)
> Robert Wolfe a.k.a. Mop Jockey (25 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT
>
> The winner is... SPEEDBUMP!
>
> Jerry M Kolnick (3 votes)
> Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy (24 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... BRADLEY JESNESS!
>
> Albert Silverman (5 votes)
> Bradley Jesness (29 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S ROOK
>
> The winner is... ED CONRAD!
>
> Ed Conrad (26 votes)
> J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... LINDA GORE!
>
> Linda Gore (22 votes)
> Twonky (11 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN
>
> The winner is... PSYLVIA!
>
> Pamela K Russell (12 votes)
> Sylvia Sullivan a.k.a. PSYLVIA (25 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... BILL PALMER!
>
> Bill Palmer a.k.a. PalmJob (23 votes)
> John Lucas (12 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP
>
> The winner is... STEEBIE WINTER!
>
> Dore Williamson (12 votes)
> Pastor Steve Winter (20 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... PROFESSEUR VON TWO SHITS!
>
> Keith "Scrappy" Carrot (6 votes)
> Professeur Von TwoSteps (22 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>
> The winner is... JOHN GRUBOR!
>
> John Grubor (27 votes)
> John Shocked (7 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... THE UNITARD!
>
> Emmett E Gulley (13 votes)
> Uni (18 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK
>
> The winner is... EDMOND HEINZ WOLLMANN!
>
> Edmond Heinz Wollmann (31 votes)
> Scott Abraham (6 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... bDAN KETTLER!
>
> Bruce Dan Kettler (21 votes)
> Ray Murphy (8 votes)
>
>
> RED KING
>
> The winner is... KENNY PANGBORN!
>
> Kenneth R Pangborn a.k.a. Kenny Kakes (28 votes)
> Richard Hoagland (8 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... KAZOO!
>
> David Moore (6 votes)
> Ray R Karczewski a.k.a. Kazoo (29 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S BISHOP
>
> The winner is... HELENA KOBRIN!
>
> Colin James (11 votes)
> Helena Kobrin (13 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... FRAUDSHIP1 OF THE PARANORMAL!
>
> Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (11 votes)
> Flagship1 of the Paranormal (14 votes)
> John Wentzky (5 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S KNIGHT
>
> The winner is... DAVIE THOLEN!
>
> David Tholen (25 votes)
> Dmitri Vulis (9 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... CHUCKWEASEL D BOHNE!
>
> Charles D Bohne (12 votes)
> Gerald C Newton a.k.a. G-Dolf (11 votes)
> Erik "Mouse" McDarby (9 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S ROOK
>
> The winner is... ONIDEUS MAD HATTER!
>
> Matthew Moulton a.k.a. Onideus Mad Hatter (18 votes)
> Pete Stapleton (11 votes)
> Robert E McElwaine (4 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... FLY POOFTER!
>
> Fly Cooter (22 votes)
> Hugh Jeffcoat (8 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN
>
> The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
>
> Alexa Cameron (26 votes)
> Nancy Lieder (8 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... THE SAUCERHEADS OF ALT.ASTRONOMY!
>
> Joe1orbit (8 votes)
> The saucerheads of alt.astronomy (25 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP
>
> The winner is... LOUIS TURI!
>
> Louis Turi (21 votes)
> Tom Bishop (10 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... CHUCKLES LYSAGHT!
>
> Chuck Lysaght (17 votes)
> John Ennis a.k.a. Sollog (16 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>
> The winner is... GOOFPRINTS!
>
> George E Hammond (9 votes)
> Lynne Lyons a.k.a. Hoofprints (23 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... FUCKNOZZLE SENIOR!
>
> Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens a.k.a. Jai Maharaj (28 votes)
> Joey Jimenez a.k.a. Colonel Jake (4 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S ROOK
>
> The winner is... BRAD GUTHBALL!
>
> Brad Guth (17 votes)
> Earl Curley (15 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... RUSTY LARD MOUNTAIN!
>
> Jeffrey Douglas Hunt (3 votes)
> Russell B Waters a.k.a. Pizzaboi (26 votes)
>
>
> This concludes the results of the Kook Chess Set election. 40 ballot
> papers were submitted, of which 39 were deemed to be valid.
>
> Congratulations to all thirty-two winners!
>
> --
> Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster
> AUK Extra-Curricular Activities & Special Ballots
>
> Samaritan Awards: http://www.hydroclick.com/samaritan
"Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster" <[email protected]> wrote:
> The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
> election.
>
> Go k00ks go!
>
>
> BLUE KING
>
> The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
>
> Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
> Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
> Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
>
> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
> Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S BISHOP
>
> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
> Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
> Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
>
>
First it was playing cards, now a "CHESS SET"? You give new meaning to
the word "IMMATURITY", Peter. When are you gonna grow up and stop wasting
time on your parents' dime? One of these days you'll have to start
fending for yourself in this world. All this time you waste on these
juvenile troll games can be better spent improving yourself as a human
being, but no. Little Peter would rather see who he can ridicule the
most on usenet THIS month, EVERY month. You're wasting your life away
with all this nonsense., and you're unquestionably making a bunch of
enemies in the process.
VK
"smallfoot" <[email protected]> wrote:
> In article <[email protected]>, [email protected] says...
> > >
> > >
> > > BLUE KING'S BISHOP
> > >
> > > The winner is... VITO KUHN!
> > >
> > > Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
> > > Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
> > >
> > >
> >
> > First it was playing cards, now a "CHESS SET"? You give new meaning
> > to the word "IMMATURITY", Peter. When are you gonna grow up and stop
> > wasting time on your parents' dime? One of these days you'll have to
> > start fending for yourself in this world. All this time you waste on
> > these juvenile troll games can be better spent improving yourself as
> > a human being, but no. Little Peter would rather see who he can
> > ridicule the most on usenet THIS month, EVERY month. You're wasting
> > your life away with all this nonsense., and you're unquestionably
> > making a bunch of enemies in the process.
>
> How's that new NSP coming along, Frito?
We should be open before the new year, God willing.
> I can't wait to sign up.
Your application is rejected in advance. We don't want the likes of you
and your associates abusing our service.
VK
"Aratzio" <[email protected]> wrote:
> On 1 Nov 2005 02:52:13 +0100, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
> got double secret probation because:
>
> > First it was playing cards, now a "CHESS SET"? You give new meaning
> > to the word "IMMATURITY", Peter. When are you gonna grow up and stop
> > wasting time on your parents' dime? One of these days you'll have to
> > start fending for yourself in this world. All this time you waste on
> > these juvenile troll games can be better spent improving yourself as
> > a human being, but no. Little Peter would rather see who he can
> > ridicule the most on usenet THIS month, EVERY month. You're wasting
> > your life away with all this nonsense., and you're unquestionably
> > making a bunch of enemies in the process.
> >
> > VK
>
> Nice Kook Rant Vito. One teenie, minor, inconsequential problem, this
> one is Sean's not Peter's. Do at least have the decency to rant at the
> correct person, for once.
Well, look what the dog brought home. The lush that loves whiskey and The
Three Stooges. Keep your troll sales pitch to yourself, swine. Ross can
change his address all he wants. He isn't fooling anyone but himself, and
I meant what I said about making enemies. One day he'll make the wrong
guy mad and his whole world will cave in right before his very eyes. It
might already be too late for him. You just worry about your own path, I
reckon you have plenty of things to worry about yourself.
VK
"Peter J Ross" <[email protected]> wrote:
> On 31 Oct 2005 12:30:02 GMT, Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster
> <[email protected]> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
> > The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
> > election.
> >
> > Go k00ks go!
> >
> >
> > BLUE KING
> >
> > The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
> >
> > Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
> > Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
> > Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE KING'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
> >
> > Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
> > Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE KING'S BISHOP
> >
> > The winner is... VITO KUHN!
> >
> > Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
> > Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... MOP JOCKEY!
> >
> > Chas Nemo (7 votes)
> > Robert Wolfe a.k.a. Mop Jockey (25 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE KING'S KNIGHT
> >
> > The winner is... SPEEDBUMP!
> >
> > Jerry M Kolnick (3 votes)
> > Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy (24 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... BRADLEY JESNESS!
> >
> > Albert Silverman (5 votes)
> > Bradley Jesness (29 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE KING'S ROOK
> >
> > The winner is... ED CONRAD!
> >
> > Ed Conrad (26 votes)
> > J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... LINDA GORE!
> >
> > Linda Gore (22 votes)
> > Twonky (11 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE QUEEN
> >
> > The winner is... PSYLVIA!
> >
> > Pamela K Russell (12 votes)
> > Sylvia Sullivan a.k.a. PSYLVIA (25 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE QUEEN'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... BILL PALMER!
> >
> > Bill Palmer a.k.a. PalmJob (23 votes)
> > John Lucas (12 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP
> >
> > The winner is... STEEBIE WINTER!
> >
> > Dore Williamson (12 votes)
> > Pastor Steve Winter (20 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... PROFESSEUR VON TWO SHITS!
> >
> > Keith "Scrappy" Carrot (6 votes)
> > Professeur Von TwoSteps (22 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT
> >
> > The winner is... JOHN GRUBOR!
> >
> > John Grubor (27 votes)
> > John Shocked (7 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... THE UNITARD!
> >
> > Emmett E Gulley (13 votes)
> > Uni (18 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK
> >
> > The winner is... EDMOND HEINZ WOLLMANN!
> >
> > Edmond Heinz Wollmann (31 votes)
> > Scott Abraham (6 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... bDAN KETTLER!
> >
> > Bruce Dan Kettler (21 votes)
> > Ray Murphy (8 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED KING
> >
> > The winner is... KENNY PANGBORN!
> >
> > Kenneth R Pangborn a.k.a. Kenny Kakes (28 votes)
> > Richard Hoagland (8 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED KING'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... KAZOO!
> >
> > David Moore (6 votes)
> > Ray R Karczewski a.k.a. Kazoo (29 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED KING'S BISHOP
> >
> > The winner is... HELENA KOBRIN!
> >
> > Colin James (11 votes)
> > Helena Kobrin (13 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... FRAUDSHIP1 OF THE PARANORMAL!
> >
> > Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (11 votes)
> > Flagship1 of the Paranormal (14 votes)
> > John Wentzky (5 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED KING'S KNIGHT
> >
> > The winner is... DAVIE THOLEN!
> >
> > David Tholen (25 votes)
> > Dmitri Vulis (9 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... CHUCKWEASEL D BOHNE!
> >
> > Charles D Bohne (12 votes)
> > Gerald C Newton a.k.a. G-Dolf (11 votes)
> > Erik "Mouse" McDarby (9 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED KING'S ROOK
> >
> > The winner is... ONIDEUS MAD HATTER!
> >
> > Matthew Moulton a.k.a. Onideus Mad Hatter (18 votes)
> > Pete Stapleton (11 votes)
> > Robert E McElwaine (4 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... FLY POOFTER!
> >
> > Fly Cooter (22 votes)
> > Hugh Jeffcoat (8 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED QUEEN
> >
> > The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
> >
> > Alexa Cameron (26 votes)
> > Nancy Lieder (8 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED QUEEN'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... THE SAUCERHEADS OF ALT.ASTRONOMY!
> >
> > Joe1orbit (8 votes)
> > The saucerheads of alt.astronomy (25 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED QUEEN'S BISHOP
> >
> > The winner is... LOUIS TURI!
> >
> > Louis Turi (21 votes)
> > Tom Bishop (10 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... CHUCKLES LYSAGHT!
> >
> > Chuck Lysaght (17 votes)
> > John Ennis a.k.a. Sollog (16 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT
> >
> > The winner is... GOOFPRINTS!
> >
> > George E Hammond (9 votes)
> > Lynne Lyons a.k.a. Hoofprints (23 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... FUCKNOZZLE SENIOR!
> >
> > Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens a.k.a. Jai Maharaj (28 votes)
> > Joey Jimenez a.k.a. Colonel Jake (4 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED QUEEN'S ROOK
> >
> > The winner is... BRAD GUTHBALL!
> >
> > Brad Guth (17 votes)
> > Earl Curley (15 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... RUSTY LARD MOUNTAIN!
> >
> > Jeffrey Douglas Hunt (3 votes)
> > Russell B Waters a.k.a. Pizzaboi (26 votes)
> >
> >
> > This concludes the results of the Kook Chess Set election. 40 ballot
> > papers were submitted, of which 39 were deemed to be valid.
> >
> > Congratulations to all thirty-two winners!
>
> What a fine set of results! All hael teh Friendly Neighbourhood
> Pollster!
Just look at you toot your own horn. You're not fooling anyone but
yourself, and you make it worse for yourself every time you post one of
these lists. Some day someone might get mad enough to go after you.
VK
"Art Deco" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Vito Kuhn <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >"Aratzio" <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >> On 1 Nov 2005 02:52:13 +0100, "Vito Kuhn"
> <[email protected]> >> got double secret probation because:
> >>
> >> > First it was playing cards, now a "CHESS SET"? You give new
> meaning >> > to the word "IMMATURITY", Peter. When are you gonna grow
> up and stop >> > wasting time on your parents' dime? One of these days
> you'll have to >> > start fending for yourself in this world. All this
> time you waste on >> > these juvenile troll games can be better spent
> improving yourself as >> > a human being, but no. Little Peter would
> rather see who he can >> > ridicule the most on usenet THIS month,
> EVERY month. You're wasting >> > your life away with all this
> nonsense., and you're unquestionably >> > making a bunch of enemies in
> the process. >> >
> >> > VK
> >>
> >> Nice Kook Rant Vito. One teenie, minor, inconsequential problem, this
> >> one is Sean's not Peter's. Do at least have the decency to rant at
> the >> correct person, for once.
> >
> > Well, look what the dog brought home. The lush that loves whiskey and
> > The Three Stooges. Keep your troll sales pitch to yourself, swine.
> > Ross can change his address all he wants. He isn't fooling anyone but
> > himself, and I meant what I said about making enemies. One day he'll
> > make the wrong guy mad and his whole world will cave in right before
> > his very eyes. It might already be too late for him. You just worry
> > about your own path, I reckon you have plenty of things to worry
> > about yourself.
>
> Hey Vito, do you still maintain that I'm a hedonist based on my name?
You have a pretty good memory for a miscreant. Save your lies for someone
foolish enough to believe them. "ART DECO" is only your "SCREEN NAME",
not your "NAME". Your real "NAME" is on file with your service provider,
so stop thinking you're immune from accountability. Take good care of
that hide of yours while you can. You'll miss it if someone decides to
skin you alive.
VK
On 31 Oct 2005 12:30:02 GMT, "Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
>election.
>
>Go k00ks go!
>
>
>BLUE KING
>
>The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
>
>Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
>Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
>Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
>
>
>BLUE KING'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
Now if only Stoopid had a trailer to see his win!
>BLUE KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... BRADLEY JESNESS!
Brad wins another award, he must be so proud!
>BLUE KING'S ROOK
>
>The winner is... ED CONRAD!
>
>Ed Conrad (26 votes)
>J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
Who the heck is J Wyatt Ehrenfels? How come nobody has heard of him and
more importantly, given him the fifteen minutes he seeks? You mean all
that work he has done, all the attention he has begged for got him
nothing?
Looks like Dr. Michael Valens J. Wyatt Ehrenfels will just have to
create even more bogeymen to cry about. Hopefully this time somebody
will notice!
<snicker>
>BLUE KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
>The winner is... LINDA GORE!
>
>Linda Gore (22 votes)
CIA/AUK Mind Control Conspiracy rants in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
>RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>
>The winner is... GOOFPRINTS!
>
>George E Hammond (9 votes)
>Lynne Lyons a.k.a. Hoofprints (23 votes)
All those who voted for Lie'n Lynne have been committed for 72 Hours
while she gets drunk and molests their horses by now...
--
Taylor
Hammer of Thor, September 2002
On Mon, 07 Nov 2005 10:28:59 GMT, Lola Stonewall Riot
<[email protected]> wrote:
>Eris Kallisti Discordia was laughing at the antics of Just Taylor, when
>they suddenly burst out in tears, saying:
>> On 31 Oct 2005 12:30:02 GMT, "Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster" wrote:
>>
>>>The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set election.
><snip>
>>>BLUE KING'S ROOK
>>>
>>>The winner is... ED CONRAD!
>>>
>>>Ed Conrad (26 votes)
>>>J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
>>
>> Who the heck is J Wyatt Ehrenfels? How come nobody has heard of him and
>> more importantly, given him the fifteen minutes he seeks? You mean all
>> that work he has done, all the attention he has begged for got him
>> nothing?
>>
>> Looks like Dr. Michael Valens J. Wyatt Ehrenfels will just have to create
>> even more bogeymen to cry about. Hopefully this time somebody will
>> notice!
>>
>> <snicker>
>
>Damn, I do believe I remember him now -- he joined one of the Pagan groups
>I own (on Yahoo) last year, IIRC, or possibly the year before...He wound
>up getting a free kick out of the group, along with a ban, I think.
Getting his ass kicked is nothing new then apparently... But now Meow
will be in Dr. Michael Valens J. Wyatt Ehrenfels sights and just like
how he brought down Google, he will bring you down too!
--
Taylor
Hammer of Thor, September 2002
Vito Kuhn, <[email protected]>, the dazzled, foggy hick, and
itinerant seller of muffins, brooded:
> "Aratzio" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> On 1 Nov 2005 02:52:13 +0100, "Vito Kuhn"
>> <[email protected]> got double secret probation because:
>>
>>> First it was playing cards, now a "CHESS SET"? You give new meaning
>>> to the word "IMMATURITY", Peter. When are you gonna grow up and stop
>>> wasting time on your parents' dime? One of these days you'll have to
>>> start fending for yourself in this world. All this time you waste
>>> on these juvenile troll games can be better spent improving
>>> yourself as a human being, but no. Little Peter would rather see
>>> who he can ridicule the most on usenet THIS month, EVERY month.
>>> You're wasting your life away with all this nonsense., and you're
>>> unquestionably making a bunch of enemies in the process.
>>>
>>> VK
>>
>> Nice Kook Rant Vito. One teenie, minor, inconsequential problem, this
>> one is Sean's not Peter's. Do at least have the decency to rant at
>> the correct person, for once.
>
> Well, look what the dog brought home. The lush that loves whiskey and
> The Three Stooges. Keep your troll sales pitch to yourself, swine.
> Ross can change his address all he wants. He isn't fooling anyone but
> himself, and I meant what I said about making enemies. One day he'll
> make the wrong guy mad and his whole world will cave in right before
> his very eyes. It might already be too late for him. You just worry
> about your own path, I reckon you have plenty of things to worry
> about yourself.
Is that a threat, buddy?
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I was busily flonking away in alt.usenet.kooks, when The Goddess Eris
Herself suddenly made me reply to [email protected]:
> On 31 Oct 2005 12:30:02 GMT, "Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster" wrote:
>
>>The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
>>election.
>>
>>Go k00ks go!
>>
>>
>>BLUE KING
>>
>>The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
>>
>>Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
>>Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
>>Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE KING'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
>>
>>Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
>>Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE KING'S BISHOP
>>
>>The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>>
>>Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
>>Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... MOP JOCKEY!
>>
>>Chas Nemo (7 votes)
>>Robert Wolfe a.k.a. Mop Jockey (25 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE KING'S KNIGHT
>>
>>The winner is... SPEEDBUMP!
>>
>>Jerry M Kolnick (3 votes)
>>Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy (24 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... BRADLEY JESNESS!
>>
>>Albert Silverman (5 votes)
>>Bradley Jesness (29 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE KING'S ROOK
>>
>>The winner is... ED CONRAD!
>>
>>Ed Conrad (26 votes)
>>J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... LINDA GORE!
>>
>>Linda Gore (22 votes)
>>Twonky (11 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE QUEEN
>>
>>The winner is... PSYLVIA!
>>
>>Pamela K Russell (12 votes)
>>Sylvia Sullivan a.k.a. PSYLVIA (25 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE QUEEN'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... BILL PALMER!
>>
>>Bill Palmer a.k.a. PalmJob (23 votes)
>>John Lucas (12 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP
>>
>>The winner is... STEEBIE WINTER!
>>
>>Dore Williamson (12 votes)
>>Pastor Steve Winter (20 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... PROFESSEUR VON TWO SHITS!
>>
>>Keith "Scrappy" Carrot (6 votes)
>>Professeur Von TwoSteps (22 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>>
>>The winner is... JOHN GRUBOR!
>>
>>John Grubor (27 votes)
>>John Shocked (7 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... THE UNITARD!
>>
>>Emmett E Gulley (13 votes)
>>Uni (18 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK
>>
>>The winner is... EDMOND HEINZ WOLLMANN!
>>
>>Edmond Heinz Wollmann (31 votes)
>>Scott Abraham (6 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... bDAN KETTLER!
>>
>>Bruce Dan Kettler (21 votes)
>>Ray Murphy (8 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED KING
>>
>>The winner is... KENNY PANGBORN!
>>
>>Kenneth R Pangborn a.k.a. Kenny Kakes (28 votes)
>>Richard Hoagland (8 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED KING'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... KAZOO!
>>
>>David Moore (6 votes)
>>Ray R Karczewski a.k.a. Kazoo (29 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED KING'S BISHOP
>>
>>The winner is... HELENA KOBRIN!
>>
>>Colin James (11 votes)
>>Helena Kobrin (13 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... FRAUDSHIP1 OF THE PARANORMAL!
>>
>>Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (11 votes)
>>Flagship1 of the Paranormal (14 votes)
>>John Wentzky (5 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED KING'S KNIGHT
>>
>>The winner is... DAVIE THOLEN!
>>
>>David Tholen (25 votes)
>>Dmitri Vulis (9 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... CHUCKWEASEL D BOHNE!
>>
>>Charles D Bohne (12 votes)
>>Gerald C Newton a.k.a. G-Dolf (11 votes)
>>Erik "Mouse" McDarby (9 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED KING'S ROOK
>>
>>The winner is... ONIDEUS MAD HATTER!
>>
>>Matthew Moulton a.k.a. Onideus Mad Hatter (18 votes)
>>Pete Stapleton (11 votes)
>>Robert E McElwaine (4 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... FLY POOFTER!
>>
>>Fly Cooter (22 votes)
>>Hugh Jeffcoat (8 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED QUEEN
>>
>>The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
>>
>>Alexa Cameron (26 votes)
>>Nancy Lieder (8 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED QUEEN'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... THE SAUCERHEADS OF ALT.ASTRONOMY!
>>
>>Joe1orbit (8 votes)
>>The saucerheads of alt.astronomy (25 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED QUEEN'S BISHOP
>>
>>The winner is... LOUIS TURI!
>>
>>Louis Turi (21 votes)
>>Tom Bishop (10 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... CHUCKLES LYSAGHT!
>>
>>Chuck Lysaght (17 votes)
>>John Ennis a.k.a. Sollog (16 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>>
>>The winner is... GOOFPRINTS!
>>
>>George E Hammond (9 votes)
>>Lynne Lyons a.k.a. Hoofprints (23 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... FUCKNOZZLE SENIOR!
>>
>>Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens a.k.a. Jai Maharaj (28 votes)
>>Joey Jimenez a.k.a. Colonel Jake (4 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED QUEEN'S ROOK
>>
>>The winner is... BRAD GUTHBALL!
>>
>>Brad Guth (17 votes)
>>Earl Curley (15 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... RUSTY LARD MOUNTAIN!
>>
>>Jeffrey Douglas Hunt (3 votes)
>>Russell B Waters a.k.a. Pizzaboi (26 votes)
>>
>>
>>This concludes the results of the Kook Chess Set election. 40 ballot
>>papers were submitted, of which 39 were deemed to be valid.
>>
>>Congratulations to all thirty-two winners!
>
> Funny thing is that with all those pieces, you only play with
> yourself.
What's the matter, sore loser?
--
__________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21
"Gay men deserve to die." -- John Wentzky
"Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Darkwing wrote:
>
>>
>> "Art Deco" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:011120051054571489%[email protected]...
>> > Cujo DeSockpuppet <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >
>> >>"Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster" <[email protected]> wrote in
>> > > news:[email protected]:
>> > >
>> >>> The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
>> >>> election.
>> > > >
>> >>> Go k00ks go!
>> > > >
>> > > >
>> >>> BLUE KING
>> > > >
>> >>> The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
>> > > >
>> >>> Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
>> >>> Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
>> >>> Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
>> > > >
>> > > >
>> >>> BLUE KING'S PAWN
>> > > >
>> >>> The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
>> > > >
>> >>> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
>> >>> Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
>> > > >
>> > > >
>> >>> BLUE KING'S BISHOP
>> > > >
>> >>> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>> > > >
>> >>> Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
>> >>> Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
>> > > >
>> > > >
>> >>> BLUE KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>> > > >
>> >>> The winner is... MOP JOCKEY!
>> > > >
>> >>> Chas Nemo (7 votes)
>> >>> Robert Wolfe a.k.a. Mop Jockey (25 votes)
>> > >
>> > > Way to go, MJ! You even beat out one of the biggest kooks in AFAB!
>> >
>> > It was indeed a fine performance by the floor person, Chicken Zero
>> > is no lightweight kook.
>> > >
>>
>>
>> I nominated 3 k00ks and they all lost, WTF.
>
> Tough competition for the respective pieces.
So many k00ks, so little chess pieces.
--------------------------------
DW
>
> --
> Sean Monaghan
>
> Samaritan Awards: http://www.hydroclick.com/samaritan
"Art Deco" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:011120051054571489%[email protected]...
> Cujo DeSockpuppet <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>"Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>news:[email protected]:
>>
>>> The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
>>> election.
>>>
>>> Go k00ks go!
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE KING
>>>
>>> The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
>>>
>>> Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
>>> Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
>>> Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE KING'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
>>>
>>> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
>>> Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE KING'S BISHOP
>>>
>>> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>>>
>>> Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
>>> Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... MOP JOCKEY!
>>>
>>> Chas Nemo (7 votes)
>>> Robert Wolfe a.k.a. Mop Jockey (25 votes)
>>
>>Way to go, MJ! You even beat out one of the biggest kooks in AFAB!
>
> It was indeed a fine performance by the floor person, Chicken Zero is
> no lightweight kook.
>>
I nominated 3 k00ks and they all lost, WTF.
-----------------------------------------------
DW
>>> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT
>>>
>>> The winner is... SPEEDBUMP!
>>>
>>> Jerry M Kolnick (3 votes)
>>> Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy (24 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... BRADLEY JESNESS!
>>>
>>> Albert Silverman (5 votes)
>>> Bradley Jesness (29 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE KING'S ROOK
>>>
>>> The winner is... ED CONRAD!
>>>
>>> Ed Conrad (26 votes)
>>> J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... LINDA GORE!
>>>
>>> Linda Gore (22 votes)
>>> Twonky (11 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE QUEEN
>>>
>>> The winner is... PSYLVIA!
>>>
>>> Pamela K Russell (12 votes)
>>> Sylvia Sullivan a.k.a. PSYLVIA (25 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE QUEEN'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... BILL PALMER!
>>>
>>> Bill Palmer a.k.a. PalmJob (23 votes)
>>> John Lucas (12 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP
>>>
>>> The winner is... STEEBIE WINTER!
>>>
>>> Dore Williamson (12 votes)
>>> Pastor Steve Winter (20 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... PROFESSEUR VON TWO SHITS!
>>>
>>> Keith "Scrappy" Carrot (6 votes)
>>> Professeur Von TwoSteps (22 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>>>
>>> The winner is... JOHN GRUBOR!
>>>
>>> John Grubor (27 votes)
>>> John Shocked (7 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... THE UNITARD!
>>>
>>> Emmett E Gulley (13 votes)
>>> Uni (18 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK
>>>
>>> The winner is... EDMOND HEINZ WOLLMANN!
>>>
>>> Edmond Heinz Wollmann (31 votes)
>>> Scott Abraham (6 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... bDAN KETTLER!
>>>
>>> Bruce Dan Kettler (21 votes)
>>> Ray Murphy (8 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED KING
>>>
>>> The winner is... KENNY PANGBORN!
>>>
>>> Kenneth R Pangborn a.k.a. Kenny Kakes (28 votes)
>>> Richard Hoagland (8 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED KING'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... KAZOO!
>>>
>>> David Moore (6 votes)
>>> Ray R Karczewski a.k.a. Kazoo (29 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED KING'S BISHOP
>>>
>>> The winner is... HELENA KOBRIN!
>>>
>>> Colin James (11 votes)
>>> Helena Kobrin (13 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... FRAUDSHIP1 OF THE PARANORMAL!
>>>
>>> Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (11 votes)
>>> Flagship1 of the Paranormal (14 votes)
>>> John Wentzky (5 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED KING'S KNIGHT
>>>
>>> The winner is... DAVIE THOLEN!
>>>
>>> David Tholen (25 votes)
>>> Dmitri Vulis (9 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... CHUCKWEASEL D BOHNE!
>>>
>>> Charles D Bohne (12 votes)
>>> Gerald C Newton a.k.a. G-Dolf (11 votes)
>>> Erik "Mouse" McDarby (9 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED KING'S ROOK
>>>
>>> The winner is... ONIDEUS MAD HATTER!
>>>
>>> Matthew Moulton a.k.a. Onideus Mad Hatter (18 votes)
>>> Pete Stapleton (11 votes)
>>> Robert E McElwaine (4 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... FLY POOFTER!
>>>
>>> Fly Cooter (22 votes)
>>> Hugh Jeffcoat (8 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED QUEEN
>>>
>>> The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
>>>
>>> Alexa Cameron (26 votes)
>>> Nancy Lieder (8 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED QUEEN'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... THE SAUCERHEADS OF ALT.ASTRONOMY!
>>>
>>> Joe1orbit (8 votes)
>>> The saucerheads of alt.astronomy (25 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP
>>>
>>> The winner is... LOUIS TURI!
>>>
>>> Louis Turi (21 votes)
>>> Tom Bishop (10 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... CHUCKLES LYSAGHT!
>>>
>>> Chuck Lysaght (17 votes)
>>> John Ennis a.k.a. Sollog (16 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>>>
>>> The winner is... GOOFPRINTS!
>>>
>>> George E Hammond (9 votes)
>>> Lynne Lyons a.k.a. Hoofprints (23 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... FUCKNOZZLE SENIOR!
>>>
>>> Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens a.k.a. Jai Maharaj (28 votes)
>>> Joey Jimenez a.k.a. Colonel Jake (4 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED QUEEN'S ROOK
>>>
>>> The winner is... BRAD GUTHBALL!
>>>
>>> Brad Guth (17 votes)
>>> Earl Curley (15 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... RUSTY LARD MOUNTAIN!
>>>
>>> Jeffrey Douglas Hunt (3 votes)
>>> Russell B Waters a.k.a. Pizzaboi (26 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> This concludes the results of the Kook Chess Set election. 40 ballot
>>> papers were submitted, of which 39 were deemed to be valid.
>>>
>>> Congratulations to all thirty-two winners!
>>>
>
> --
> Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
> Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy
>
> "The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
> both male and female genitalia."
>
> "Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
> with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."
>
> -- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
>
> "I am a sean being from another planet."
> -- Darla aka Dr. Why aka Dr. Yubiwan aka ...
On 1 Nov 2005 02:52:13 +0100, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
got double secret probation because:
>First it was playing cards, now a "CHESS SET"? You give new meaning to
>the word "IMMATURITY", Peter. When are you gonna grow up and stop wasting
>time on your parents' dime? One of these days you'll have to start
>fending for yourself in this world. All this time you waste on these
>juvenile troll games can be better spent improving yourself as a human
>being, but no. Little Peter would rather see who he can ridicule the
>most on usenet THIS month, EVERY month. You're wasting your life away
>with all this nonsense., and you're unquestionably making a bunch of
>enemies in the process.
>
>VK
Nice Kook Rant Vito. One teenie, minor, inconsequential problem, this
one is Sean's not Peter's. Do at least have the decency to rant at the
correct person, for once.
--
Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005
Hammer of Thor - July, 2005
David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus) on 10-22-2005
Message-Id: <[email protected]>
"But it is not isolated AUK has a massive impact the rest of usenet."
http://www.tweaknet.info/aratzio.html
On 31 Oct 2005 04:43:02 -0800, in alt.usenet.kooks,
<[email protected]>, "Double-A"
<[email protected]> humped my leg thusly:
>
>Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster wrote:
>> The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
>> election.
>>
>> Go k00ks go!
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING
>>
>> The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
>>
>> Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
>> Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
>> Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
>>
>> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
>> Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S BISHOP
>>
>> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>>
>> Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
>> Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... MOP JOCKEY!
>>
>> Chas Nemo (7 votes)
>> Robert Wolfe a.k.a. Mop Jockey (25 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT
>>
>> The winner is... SPEEDBUMP!
>>
>> Jerry M Kolnick (3 votes)
>> Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy (24 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... BRADLEY JESNESS!
>>
>> Albert Silverman (5 votes)
>> Bradley Jesness (29 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S ROOK
>>
>> The winner is... ED CONRAD!
>>
>> Ed Conrad (26 votes)
>> J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... LINDA GORE!
>>
>> Linda Gore (22 votes)
>> Twonky (11 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN
>>
>> The winner is... PSYLVIA!
>>
>> Pamela K Russell (12 votes)
>> Sylvia Sullivan a.k.a. PSYLVIA (25 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... BILL PALMER!
>>
>> Bill Palmer a.k.a. PalmJob (23 votes)
>> John Lucas (12 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP
>>
>> The winner is... STEEBIE WINTER!
>>
>> Dore Williamson (12 votes)
>> Pastor Steve Winter (20 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... PROFESSEUR VON TWO SHITS!
>>
>> Keith "Scrappy" Carrot (6 votes)
>> Professeur Von TwoSteps (22 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>>
>> The winner is... JOHN GRUBOR!
>>
>> John Grubor (27 votes)
>> John Shocked (7 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... THE UNITARD!
>>
>> Emmett E Gulley (13 votes)
>> Uni (18 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK
>>
>> The winner is... EDMOND HEINZ WOLLMANN!
>>
>> Edmond Heinz Wollmann (31 votes)
>> Scott Abraham (6 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... bDAN KETTLER!
>>
>> Bruce Dan Kettler (21 votes)
>> Ray Murphy (8 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING
>>
>> The winner is... KENNY PANGBORN!
>>
>> Kenneth R Pangborn a.k.a. Kenny Kakes (28 votes)
>> Richard Hoagland (8 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... KAZOO!
>>
>> David Moore (6 votes)
>> Ray R Karczewski a.k.a. Kazoo (29 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S BISHOP
>>
>> The winner is... HELENA KOBRIN!
>>
>> Colin James (11 votes)
>> Helena Kobrin (13 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... FRAUDSHIP1 OF THE PARANORMAL!
>>
>> Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (11 votes)
>> Flagship1 of the Paranormal (14 votes)
>> John Wentzky (5 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S KNIGHT
>>
>> The winner is... DAVIE THOLEN!
>>
>> David Tholen (25 votes)
>> Dmitri Vulis (9 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... CHUCKWEASEL D BOHNE!
>>
>> Charles D Bohne (12 votes)
>> Gerald C Newton a.k.a. G-Dolf (11 votes)
>> Erik "Mouse" McDarby (9 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S ROOK
>>
>> The winner is... ONIDEUS MAD HATTER!
>>
>> Matthew Moulton a.k.a. Onideus Mad Hatter (18 votes)
>> Pete Stapleton (11 votes)
>> Robert E McElwaine (4 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... FLY POOFTER!
>>
>> Fly Cooter (22 votes)
>> Hugh Jeffcoat (8 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN
>>
>> The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
>>
>> Alexa Cameron (26 votes)
>> Nancy Lieder (8 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... THE SAUCERHEADS OF ALT.ASTRONOMY!
>>
>> Joe1orbit (8 votes)
>> The saucerheads of alt.astronomy (25 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP
>>
>> The winner is... LOUIS TURI!
>>
>> Louis Turi (21 votes)
>> Tom Bishop (10 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... CHUCKLES LYSAGHT!
>>
>> Chuck Lysaght (17 votes)
>> John Ennis a.k.a. Sollog (16 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>>
>> The winner is... GOOFPRINTS!
>>
>> George E Hammond (9 votes)
>> Lynne Lyons a.k.a. Hoofprints (23 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... FUCKNOZZLE SENIOR!
>>
>> Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens a.k.a. Jai Maharaj (28 votes)
>> Joey Jimenez a.k.a. Colonel Jake (4 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S ROOK
>>
>> The winner is... BRAD GUTHBALL!
>>
>> Brad Guth (17 votes)
>> Earl Curley (15 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... RUSTY LARD MOUNTAIN!
>>
>> Jeffrey Douglas Hunt (3 votes)
>> Russell B Waters a.k.a. Pizzaboi (26 votes)
>>
>>
>> This concludes the results of the Kook Chess Set election. 40 ballot
>> papers were submitted, of which 39 were deemed to be valid.
>>
>> Congratulations to all thirty-two winners!
>>
>> --
>> Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster
>> AUK Extra-Curricular Activities & Special Ballots
>>
>> Samaritan Awards: http://www.hydroclick.com/samaritan
>
>
>Big deal!
which is why you commented on it, of course. LuZ3r.
--
dave hillstrom
Vote Dave Hillstrom for Whining Whinger in AUK October 2005
the belgians are STILL thieves.
Be still! and revere Art Deco, who blessed us with their presence on 31 Oct
2005...
> Forwarded to froups suffering from tholenization:
>
> Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
>>election.
>>
>>Go k00ks go!
>>
>>
>>BLUE KING
>>
>>The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
>>
>>Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
>>Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
>>Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE KING'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
>>
>>Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
>>Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE KING'S BISHOP
>>
>>The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>>
>>Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
>>Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... MOP JOCKEY!
>>
>>Chas Nemo (7 votes)
>>Robert Wolfe a.k.a. Mop Jockey (25 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE KING'S KNIGHT
>>
>>The winner is... SPEEDBUMP!
>>
>>Jerry M Kolnick (3 votes)
>>Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy (24 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... BRADLEY JESNESS!
>>
>>Albert Silverman (5 votes)
>>Bradley Jesness (29 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE KING'S ROOK
>>
>>The winner is... ED CONRAD!
>>
>>Ed Conrad (26 votes)
>>J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... LINDA GORE!
>>
>>Linda Gore (22 votes)
>>Twonky (11 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE QUEEN
>>
>>The winner is... PSYLVIA!
>>
>>Pamela K Russell (12 votes)
>>Sylvia Sullivan a.k.a. PSYLVIA (25 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE QUEEN'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... BILL PALMER!
>>
>>Bill Palmer a.k.a. PalmJob (23 votes)
>>John Lucas (12 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP
>>
>>The winner is... STEEBIE WINTER!
>>
>>Dore Williamson (12 votes)
>>Pastor Steve Winter (20 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... PROFESSEUR VON TWO SHITS!
>>
>>Keith "Scrappy" Carrot (6 votes)
>>Professeur Von TwoSteps (22 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>>
>>The winner is... JOHN GRUBOR!
>>
>>John Grubor (27 votes)
>>John Shocked (7 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... THE UNITARD!
>>
>>Emmett E Gulley (13 votes)
>>Uni (18 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK
>>
>>The winner is... EDMOND HEINZ WOLLMANN!
>>
>>Edmond Heinz Wollmann (31 votes)
>>Scott Abraham (6 votes)
>>
>>
>>BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... bDAN KETTLER!
>>
>>Bruce Dan Kettler (21 votes)
>>Ray Murphy (8 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED KING
>>
>>The winner is... KENNY PANGBORN!
>>
>>Kenneth R Pangborn a.k.a. Kenny Kakes (28 votes)
>>Richard Hoagland (8 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED KING'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... KAZOO!
>>
>>David Moore (6 votes)
>>Ray R Karczewski a.k.a. Kazoo (29 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED KING'S BISHOP
>>
>>The winner is... HELENA KOBRIN!
>>
>>Colin James (11 votes)
>>Helena Kobrin (13 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... FRAUDSHIP1 OF THE PARANORMAL!
>>
>>Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (11 votes)
>>Flagship1 of the Paranormal (14 votes)
>>John Wentzky (5 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED KING'S KNIGHT
>>
>>The winner is... DAVIE THOLEN!
>>
>>David Tholen (25 votes)
>>Dmitri Vulis (9 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... CHUCKWEASEL D BOHNE!
>>
>>Charles D Bohne (12 votes)
>>Gerald C Newton a.k.a. G-Dolf (11 votes)
>>Erik "Mouse" McDarby (9 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED KING'S ROOK
>>
>>The winner is... ONIDEUS MAD HATTER!
>>
>>Matthew Moulton a.k.a. Onideus Mad Hatter (18 votes)
>>Pete Stapleton (11 votes)
>>Robert E McElwaine (4 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... FLY POOFTER!
>>
>>Fly Cooter (22 votes)
>>Hugh Jeffcoat (8 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED QUEEN
>>
>>The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
>>
>>Alexa Cameron (26 votes)
>>Nancy Lieder (8 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED QUEEN'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... THE SAUCERHEADS OF ALT.ASTRONOMY!
>>
>>Joe1orbit (8 votes)
>>The saucerheads of alt.astronomy (25 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED QUEEN'S BISHOP
>>
>>The winner is... LOUIS TURI!
>>
>>Louis Turi (21 votes)
>>Tom Bishop (10 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... CHUCKLES LYSAGHT!
>>
>>Chuck Lysaght (17 votes)
>>John Ennis a.k.a. Sollog (16 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>>
>>The winner is... GOOFPRINTS!
>>
>>George E Hammond (9 votes)
>>Lynne Lyons a.k.a. Hoofprints (23 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... FUCKNOZZLE SENIOR!
>>
>>Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens a.k.a. Jai Maharaj (28 votes)
>>Joey Jimenez a.k.a. Colonel Jake (4 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED QUEEN'S ROOK
>>
>>The winner is... BRAD GUTHBALL!
>>
>>Brad Guth (17 votes)
>>Earl Curley (15 votes)
>>
>>
>>RED QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>
>>The winner is... RUSTY LARD MOUNTAIN!
>>
>>Jeffrey Douglas Hunt (3 votes)
>>Russell B Waters a.k.a. Pizzaboi (26 votes)
>>
>>
>>This concludes the results of the Kook Chess Set election. 40 ballot
>>papers were submitted, of which 39 were deemed to be valid.
>>
>>Congratulations to all thirty-two winners!
Congratulations to AUK on the inauguration of Another Fine Award!
--
1> Peter Parsnip
2> Compliance
3> Further compliance
4> At the limit of compliance
5> Non-compliant. As always.
"Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster" wrote:
> The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
> election.
>
> Go k00ks go!
>
>
> BLUE KING
>
> The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
>
> Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
> Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
> Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
>
> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
> Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S BISHOP
>
> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
> Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
> Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... MOP JOCKEY!
>
> Chas Nemo (7 votes)
> Robert Wolfe a.k.a. Mop Jockey (25 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT
>
> The winner is... SPEEDBUMP!
>
> Jerry M Kolnick (3 votes)
> Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy (24 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... BRADLEY JESNESS!
>
> Albert Silverman (5 votes)
> Bradley Jesness (29 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S ROOK
>
> The winner is... ED CONRAD!
>
> Ed Conrad (26 votes)
> J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... LINDA GORE!
>
> Linda Gore (22 votes)
> Twonky (11 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN
>
> The winner is... PSYLVIA!
>
> Pamela K Russell (12 votes)
> Sylvia Sullivan a.k.a. PSYLVIA (25 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... BILL PALMER!
>
> Bill Palmer a.k.a. PalmJob (23 votes)
> John Lucas (12 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP
>
> The winner is... STEEBIE WINTER!
>
> Dore Williamson (12 votes)
> Pastor Steve Winter (20 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... PROFESSEUR VON TWO SHITS!
>
> Keith "Scrappy" Carrot (6 votes)
> Professeur Von TwoSteps (22 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>
> The winner is... JOHN GRUBOR!
>
> John Grubor (27 votes)
> John Shocked (7 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... THE UNITARD!
>
> Emmett E Gulley (13 votes)
> Uni (18 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK
>
> The winner is... EDMOND HEINZ WOLLMANN!
>
> Edmond Heinz Wollmann (31 votes)
> Scott Abraham (6 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... bDAN KETTLER!
>
> Bruce Dan Kettler (21 votes)
> Ray Murphy (8 votes)
>
>
> RED KING
>
> The winner is... KENNY PANGBORN!
>
> Kenneth R Pangborn a.k.a. Kenny Kakes (28 votes)
> Richard Hoagland (8 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... KAZOO!
>
> David Moore (6 votes)
> Ray R Karczewski a.k.a. Kazoo (29 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S BISHOP
>
> The winner is... HELENA KOBRIN!
>
> Colin James (11 votes)
> Helena Kobrin (13 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... FRAUDSHIP1 OF THE PARANORMAL!
>
> Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (11 votes)
> Flagship1 of the Paranormal (14 votes)
> John Wentzky (5 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S KNIGHT
>
> The winner is... DAVIE THOLEN!
>
> David Tholen (25 votes)
> Dmitri Vulis (9 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... CHUCKWEASEL D BOHNE!
>
> Charles D Bohne (12 votes)
> Gerald C Newton a.k.a. G-Dolf (11 votes)
> Erik "Mouse" McDarby (9 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S ROOK
>
> The winner is... ONIDEUS MAD HATTER!
>
> Matthew Moulton a.k.a. Onideus Mad Hatter (18 votes)
> Pete Stapleton (11 votes)
> Robert E McElwaine (4 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... FLY POOFTER!
>
> Fly Cooter (22 votes)
> Hugh Jeffcoat (8 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN
>
> The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
>
> Alexa Cameron (26 votes)
> Nancy Lieder (8 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... THE SAUCERHEADS OF ALT.ASTRONOMY!
>
> Joe1orbit (8 votes)
> The saucerheads of alt.astronomy (25 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP
>
> The winner is... LOUIS TURI!
>
> Louis Turi (21 votes)
> Tom Bishop (10 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... CHUCKLES LYSAGHT!
>
> Chuck Lysaght (17 votes)
> John Ennis a.k.a. Sollog (16 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>
> The winner is... GOOFPRINTS!
>
> George E Hammond (9 votes)
> Lynne Lyons a.k.a. Hoofprints (23 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... FUCKNOZZLE SENIOR!
>
> Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens a.k.a. Jai Maharaj (28 votes)
> Joey Jimenez a.k.a. Colonel Jake (4 votes)
What kind of a Colonel are you? For Christ's sake ... you lost to a
Fucknozzle.
> RED QUEEN'S ROOK
>
> The winner is... BRAD GUTHBALL!
>
> Brad Guth (17 votes)
> Earl Curley (15 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... RUSTY LARD MOUNTAIN!
>
> Jeffrey Douglas Hunt (3 votes)
> Russell B Waters a.k.a. Pizzaboi (26 votes)
>
>
> This concludes the results of the Kook Chess Set election. 40 ballot
> papers were submitted, of which 39 were deemed to be valid.
>
> Congratulations to all thirty-two winners!
>
> --
> Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster
> AUK Extra-Curricular Activities & Special Ballots
>
> Samaritan Awards: http://www.hydroclick.com/samaritan
--
-Ty-
"Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster" <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
> The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
> election.
>
> Go k00ks go!
>
>
> BLUE KING
>
> The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
>
> Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
> Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
> Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
>
> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
> Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S BISHOP
>
> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
> Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
> Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... MOP JOCKEY!
>
> Chas Nemo (7 votes)
> Robert Wolfe a.k.a. Mop Jockey (25 votes)
Way to go, MJ! You even beat out one of the biggest kooks in AFAB!
> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT
>
> The winner is... SPEEDBUMP!
>
> Jerry M Kolnick (3 votes)
> Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy (24 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... BRADLEY JESNESS!
>
> Albert Silverman (5 votes)
> Bradley Jesness (29 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S ROOK
>
> The winner is... ED CONRAD!
>
> Ed Conrad (26 votes)
> J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... LINDA GORE!
>
> Linda Gore (22 votes)
> Twonky (11 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN
>
> The winner is... PSYLVIA!
>
> Pamela K Russell (12 votes)
> Sylvia Sullivan a.k.a. PSYLVIA (25 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... BILL PALMER!
>
> Bill Palmer a.k.a. PalmJob (23 votes)
> John Lucas (12 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP
>
> The winner is... STEEBIE WINTER!
>
> Dore Williamson (12 votes)
> Pastor Steve Winter (20 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... PROFESSEUR VON TWO SHITS!
>
> Keith "Scrappy" Carrot (6 votes)
> Professeur Von TwoSteps (22 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>
> The winner is... JOHN GRUBOR!
>
> John Grubor (27 votes)
> John Shocked (7 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... THE UNITARD!
>
> Emmett E Gulley (13 votes)
> Uni (18 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK
>
> The winner is... EDMOND HEINZ WOLLMANN!
>
> Edmond Heinz Wollmann (31 votes)
> Scott Abraham (6 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... bDAN KETTLER!
>
> Bruce Dan Kettler (21 votes)
> Ray Murphy (8 votes)
>
>
> RED KING
>
> The winner is... KENNY PANGBORN!
>
> Kenneth R Pangborn a.k.a. Kenny Kakes (28 votes)
> Richard Hoagland (8 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... KAZOO!
>
> David Moore (6 votes)
> Ray R Karczewski a.k.a. Kazoo (29 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S BISHOP
>
> The winner is... HELENA KOBRIN!
>
> Colin James (11 votes)
> Helena Kobrin (13 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... FRAUDSHIP1 OF THE PARANORMAL!
>
> Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (11 votes)
> Flagship1 of the Paranormal (14 votes)
> John Wentzky (5 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S KNIGHT
>
> The winner is... DAVIE THOLEN!
>
> David Tholen (25 votes)
> Dmitri Vulis (9 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... CHUCKWEASEL D BOHNE!
>
> Charles D Bohne (12 votes)
> Gerald C Newton a.k.a. G-Dolf (11 votes)
> Erik "Mouse" McDarby (9 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S ROOK
>
> The winner is... ONIDEUS MAD HATTER!
>
> Matthew Moulton a.k.a. Onideus Mad Hatter (18 votes)
> Pete Stapleton (11 votes)
> Robert E McElwaine (4 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... FLY POOFTER!
>
> Fly Cooter (22 votes)
> Hugh Jeffcoat (8 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN
>
> The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
>
> Alexa Cameron (26 votes)
> Nancy Lieder (8 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... THE SAUCERHEADS OF ALT.ASTRONOMY!
>
> Joe1orbit (8 votes)
> The saucerheads of alt.astronomy (25 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP
>
> The winner is... LOUIS TURI!
>
> Louis Turi (21 votes)
> Tom Bishop (10 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... CHUCKLES LYSAGHT!
>
> Chuck Lysaght (17 votes)
> John Ennis a.k.a. Sollog (16 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>
> The winner is... GOOFPRINTS!
>
> George E Hammond (9 votes)
> Lynne Lyons a.k.a. Hoofprints (23 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... FUCKNOZZLE SENIOR!
>
> Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens a.k.a. Jai Maharaj (28 votes)
> Joey Jimenez a.k.a. Colonel Jake (4 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S ROOK
>
> The winner is... BRAD GUTHBALL!
>
> Brad Guth (17 votes)
> Earl Curley (15 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... RUSTY LARD MOUNTAIN!
>
> Jeffrey Douglas Hunt (3 votes)
> Russell B Waters a.k.a. Pizzaboi (26 votes)
>
>
> This concludes the results of the Kook Chess Set election. 40 ballot
> papers were submitted, of which 39 were deemed to be valid.
>
> Congratulations to all thirty-two winners!
>
--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in
dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award. Hail Petitmorte!
Colonel of the Fanatic Legion. FL# 555-PLNTY Motto: ABUNDANCE!.
Hammer of Thor - July 2005. Supreme Holy Overlord of alt.fucknozzles.
I am not familiar with this particular work, but I think all
astrological applications to be valid." - Wollmann displays his vast
knowledge of astrology and grammar.
On 01 Nov 2005 05:52:57 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks,
<[email protected]>, "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]>
humped my leg thusly:
>Vito Kuhn wrote:
>
>> "Aratzio" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> > On 1 Nov 2005 02:52:13 +0100, "Vito Kuhn"
>> > <[email protected]> got double secret probation because:
>> >
>> > > First it was playing cards, now a "CHESS SET"? You give new
>> > > meaning to the word "IMMATURITY", Peter. When are you gonna grow
>> > > up and stop wasting time on your parents' dime? One of these days
>> > > you'll have to start fending for yourself in this world. All
>> > > this time you waste on these juvenile troll games can be better
>> > > spent improving yourself as a human being, but no. Little Peter
>> > > would rather see who he can ridicule the most on usenet THIS
>> > > month, EVERY month. You're wasting your life away with all this
>> > > nonsense., and you're unquestionably making a bunch of enemies in
>> > > the process.
>> > >
>> > > VK
>> >
>> > Nice Kook Rant Vito. One teenie, minor, inconsequential problem,
>> > this one is Sean's not Peter's. Do at least have the decency to
>> > rant at the correct person, for once.
>>
>> Well, look what the dog brought home. The lush that loves whiskey and
>> The Three Stooges. Keep your troll sales pitch to yourself, swine.
>> Ross can change his address all he wants. He isn't fooling anyone but
>> himself, and I meant what I said about making enemies. One day he'll
>> make the wrong guy mad and his whole world will cave in right before
>> his very eyes. It might already be too late for him. You just worry
>> about your own path, I reckon you have plenty of things to worry
>> about yourself.
>>
>> VK
>
>Frito, Pope 'Ratz is telling you the truth! I posted the Kook Chess
>Set winners' result; I am the OP.
does that mean that im really jesus h pogojumping christ if i say so?
--
dave hillstrom
Vote Dave Hillstrom for Whining Whinger in AUK October 2005
the belgians are STILL thieves.
"Art Deco" wrote:
> Vito Kuhn <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >"Peter J Ross" <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >> On 31 Oct 2005 12:30:02 GMT, Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster
> >> <[email protected]> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
> >>
> >> > The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
> >> > election.
> >> >
> >> > Go k00ks go!
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > BLUE KING
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
> >> >
> >> > Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
> >> > Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
> >> > Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > BLUE KING'S PAWN
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
> >> >
> >> > Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
> >> > Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > BLUE KING'S BISHOP
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... VITO KUHN!
> >> >
> >> > Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
> >> > Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > BLUE KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... MOP JOCKEY!
> >> >
> >> > Chas Nemo (7 votes)
> >> > Robert Wolfe a.k.a. Mop Jockey (25 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > BLUE KING'S KNIGHT
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... SPEEDBUMP!
> >> >
> >> > Jerry M Kolnick (3 votes)
> >> > Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy (24 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > BLUE KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... BRADLEY JESNESS!
> >> >
> >> > Albert Silverman (5 votes)
> >> > Bradley Jesness (29 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > BLUE KING'S ROOK
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... ED CONRAD!
> >> >
> >> > Ed Conrad (26 votes)
> >> > J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > BLUE KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... LINDA GORE!
> >> >
> >> > Linda Gore (22 votes)
> >> > Twonky (11 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > BLUE QUEEN
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... PSYLVIA!
> >> >
> >> > Pamela K Russell (12 votes)
> >> > Sylvia Sullivan a.k.a. PSYLVIA (25 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > BLUE QUEEN'S PAWN
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... BILL PALMER!
> >> >
> >> > Bill Palmer a.k.a. PalmJob (23 votes)
> >> > John Lucas (12 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... STEEBIE WINTER!
> >> >
> >> > Dore Williamson (12 votes)
> >> > Pastor Steve Winter (20 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... PROFESSEUR VON TWO SHITS!
> >> >
> >> > Keith "Scrappy" Carrot (6 votes)
> >> > Professeur Von TwoSteps (22 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... JOHN GRUBOR!
> >> >
> >> > John Grubor (27 votes)
> >> > John Shocked (7 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... THE UNITARD!
> >> >
> >> > Emmett E Gulley (13 votes)
> >> > Uni (18 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... EDMOND HEINZ WOLLMANN!
> >> >
> >> > Edmond Heinz Wollmann (31 votes)
> >> > Scott Abraham (6 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... bDAN KETTLER!
> >> >
> >> > Bruce Dan Kettler (21 votes)
> >> > Ray Murphy (8 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > RED KING
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... KENNY PANGBORN!
> >> >
> >> > Kenneth R Pangborn a.k.a. Kenny Kakes (28 votes)
> >> > Richard Hoagland (8 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > RED KING'S PAWN
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... KAZOO!
> >> >
> >> > David Moore (6 votes)
> >> > Ray R Karczewski a.k.a. Kazoo (29 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > RED KING'S BISHOP
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... HELENA KOBRIN!
> >> >
> >> > Colin James (11 votes)
> >> > Helena Kobrin (13 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > RED KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... FRAUDSHIP1 OF THE PARANORMAL!
> >> >
> >> > Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (11 votes)
> >> > Flagship1 of the Paranormal (14 votes)
> >> > John Wentzky (5 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > RED KING'S KNIGHT
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... DAVIE THOLEN!
> >> >
> >> > David Tholen (25 votes)
> >> > Dmitri Vulis (9 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > RED KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... CHUCKWEASEL D BOHNE!
> >> >
> >> > Charles D Bohne (12 votes)
> >> > Gerald C Newton a.k.a. G-Dolf (11 votes)
> >> > Erik "Mouse" McDarby (9 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > RED KING'S ROOK
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... ONIDEUS MAD HATTER!
> >> >
> >> > Matthew Moulton a.k.a. Onideus Mad Hatter (18 votes)
> >> > Pete Stapleton (11 votes)
> >> > Robert E McElwaine (4 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > RED KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... FLY POOFTER!
> >> >
> >> > Fly Cooter (22 votes)
> >> > Hugh Jeffcoat (8 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > RED QUEEN
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
> >> >
> >> > Alexa Cameron (26 votes)
> >> > Nancy Lieder (8 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > RED QUEEN'S PAWN
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... THE SAUCERHEADS OF ALT.ASTRONOMY!
> >> >
> >> > Joe1orbit (8 votes)
> >> > The saucerheads of alt.astronomy (25 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > RED QUEEN'S BISHOP
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... LOUIS TURI!
> >> >
> >> > Louis Turi (21 votes)
> >> > Tom Bishop (10 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > RED QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... CHUCKLES LYSAGHT!
> >> >
> >> > Chuck Lysaght (17 votes)
> >> > John Ennis a.k.a. Sollog (16 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... GOOFPRINTS!
> >> >
> >> > George E Hammond (9 votes)
> >> > Lynne Lyons a.k.a. Hoofprints (23 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... FUCKNOZZLE SENIOR!
> >> >
> >> > Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens a.k.a. Jai Maharaj (28 votes)
> >> > Joey Jimenez a.k.a. Colonel Jake (4 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > RED QUEEN'S ROOK
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... BRAD GUTHBALL!
> >> >
> >> > Brad Guth (17 votes)
> >> > Earl Curley (15 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > RED QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
> >> >
> >> > The winner is... RUSTY LARD MOUNTAIN!
> >> >
> >> > Jeffrey Douglas Hunt (3 votes)
> >> > Russell B Waters a.k.a. Pizzaboi (26 votes)
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > This concludes the results of the Kook Chess Set election. 40
> ballot >> > papers were submitted, of which 39 were deemed to be valid.
> >> >
> >> > Congratulations to all thirty-two winners!
> >>
> >> What a fine set of results! All hael teh Friendly Neighbourhood
> >> Pollster!
> >
> > Just look at you toot your own horn. You're not fooling anyone but
> > yourself, and you make it worse for yourself every time you post one of
> > these lists. Some day someone might get mad enough to go after you.
>
> ding sockpuppet delusion
> ding kookpotent threat
>
> Hi, Vito! Must be double kooksign Tuesday.
Gadzooks! Vito's turning into a violent kook.
Ty to self ---> nomination under construction
--
-Ty-
In article <[email protected]>,
Vito Kuhn <[email protected]> wrote:
>"smallfoot" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> In article <[email protected]>, [email protected] says...
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > BLUE KING'S BISHOP
>> > >
>> > > The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>> > >
>> > > Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
>> > > Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
>> > >
>> > >
>> >
>> > First it was playing cards, now a "CHESS SET"? You give new meaning
>> > to the word "IMMATURITY", Peter. When are you gonna grow up and stop
>> > wasting time on your parents' dime? One of these days you'll have to
>> > start fending for yourself in this world. All this time you waste on
>> > these juvenile troll games can be better spent improving yourself as
>> > a human being, but no. Little Peter would rather see who he can
>> > ridicule the most on usenet THIS month, EVERY month. You're wasting
>> > your life away with all this nonsense., and you're unquestionably
>> > making a bunch of enemies in the process.
>>
>> How's that new NSP coming along, Frito?
>
>We should be open before the new year, God willing.
Based on what I have seen of your net.savviness, you will need some Divine
assistance.
>> I can't wait to sign up.
>
>Your application is rejected in advance. We don't want the likes of you
>and your associates abusing our service.
Will you be taking your foul-mouthed death-threatening abuser self off
Usenet altogether when you have the new NSP up?
Charlotte
--
Double-A, <[email protected]>, the barnacled, demonic transexual, and drinker
of alcoholic beverages, bayed:
> Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster wrote:
>> The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
>> election.
>>
>> Go k00ks go!
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING
>>
>> The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
>>
>> Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
>> Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
>> Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
>>
>> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
>> Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S BISHOP
>>
>> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>>
>> Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
>> Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... MOP JOCKEY!
>>
>> Chas Nemo (7 votes)
>> Robert Wolfe a.k.a. Mop Jockey (25 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT
>>
>> The winner is... SPEEDBUMP!
>>
>> Jerry M Kolnick (3 votes)
>> Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy (24 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... BRADLEY JESNESS!
>>
>> Albert Silverman (5 votes)
>> Bradley Jesness (29 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S ROOK
>>
>> The winner is... ED CONRAD!
>>
>> Ed Conrad (26 votes)
>> J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... LINDA GORE!
>>
>> Linda Gore (22 votes)
>> Twonky (11 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN
>>
>> The winner is... PSYLVIA!
>>
>> Pamela K Russell (12 votes)
>> Sylvia Sullivan a.k.a. PSYLVIA (25 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... BILL PALMER!
>>
>> Bill Palmer a.k.a. PalmJob (23 votes)
>> John Lucas (12 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP
>>
>> The winner is... STEEBIE WINTER!
>>
>> Dore Williamson (12 votes)
>> Pastor Steve Winter (20 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... PROFESSEUR VON TWO SHITS!
>>
>> Keith "Scrappy" Carrot (6 votes)
>> Professeur Von TwoSteps (22 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>>
>> The winner is... JOHN GRUBOR!
>>
>> John Grubor (27 votes)
>> John Shocked (7 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... THE UNITARD!
>>
>> Emmett E Gulley (13 votes)
>> Uni (18 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK
>>
>> The winner is... EDMOND HEINZ WOLLMANN!
>>
>> Edmond Heinz Wollmann (31 votes)
>> Scott Abraham (6 votes)
>>
>>
>> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... bDAN KETTLER!
>>
>> Bruce Dan Kettler (21 votes)
>> Ray Murphy (8 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING
>>
>> The winner is... KENNY PANGBORN!
>>
>> Kenneth R Pangborn a.k.a. Kenny Kakes (28 votes)
>> Richard Hoagland (8 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... KAZOO!
>>
>> David Moore (6 votes)
>> Ray R Karczewski a.k.a. Kazoo (29 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S BISHOP
>>
>> The winner is... HELENA KOBRIN!
>>
>> Colin James (11 votes)
>> Helena Kobrin (13 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... FRAUDSHIP1 OF THE PARANORMAL!
>>
>> Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (11 votes)
>> Flagship1 of the Paranormal (14 votes)
>> John Wentzky (5 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S KNIGHT
>>
>> The winner is... DAVIE THOLEN!
>>
>> David Tholen (25 votes)
>> Dmitri Vulis (9 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... CHUCKWEASEL D BOHNE!
>>
>> Charles D Bohne (12 votes)
>> Gerald C Newton a.k.a. G-Dolf (11 votes)
>> Erik "Mouse" McDarby (9 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S ROOK
>>
>> The winner is... ONIDEUS MAD HATTER!
>>
>> Matthew Moulton a.k.a. Onideus Mad Hatter (18 votes)
>> Pete Stapleton (11 votes)
>> Robert E McElwaine (4 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... FLY POOFTER!
>>
>> Fly Cooter (22 votes)
>> Hugh Jeffcoat (8 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN
>>
>> The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
>>
>> Alexa Cameron (26 votes)
>> Nancy Lieder (8 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... THE SAUCERHEADS OF ALT.ASTRONOMY!
>>
>> Joe1orbit (8 votes)
>> The saucerheads of alt.astronomy (25 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP
>>
>> The winner is... LOUIS TURI!
>>
>> Louis Turi (21 votes)
>> Tom Bishop (10 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... CHUCKLES LYSAGHT!
>>
>> Chuck Lysaght (17 votes)
>> John Ennis a.k.a. Sollog (16 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>>
>> The winner is... GOOFPRINTS!
>>
>> George E Hammond (9 votes)
>> Lynne Lyons a.k.a. Hoofprints (23 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... FUCKNOZZLE SENIOR!
>>
>> Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens a.k.a. Jai Maharaj (28 votes)
>> Joey Jimenez a.k.a. Colonel Jake (4 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S ROOK
>>
>> The winner is... BRAD GUTHBALL!
>>
>> Brad Guth (17 votes)
>> Earl Curley (15 votes)
>>
>>
>> RED QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>
>> The winner is... RUSTY LARD MOUNTAIN!
>>
>> Jeffrey Douglas Hunt (3 votes)
>> Russell B Waters a.k.a. Pizzaboi (26 votes)
>>
>>
>> This concludes the results of the Kook Chess Set election. 40 ballot
>> papers were submitted, of which 39 were deemed to be valid.
>>
>> Congratulations to all thirty-two winners!
>>
>> --
>> Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster
>> AUK Extra-Curricular Activities & Special Ballots
>>
>> Samaritan Awards: http://www.hydroclick.com/samaritan
>
>
> Big deal!
Pique.
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On 1 Nov 2005 21:06:04 +0100, "Vito Kuhn"
<[email protected]>, wrote:
>"Art Deco" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Vito Kuhn <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> >"Aratzio" <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On 1 Nov 2005 02:52:13 +0100, "Vito Kuhn"
>> <[email protected]> >> got double secret probation because:
>> >>
>> >> > First it was playing cards, now a "CHESS SET"? You give new
>> meaning >> > to the word "IMMATURITY", Peter. When are you gonna grow
>> up and stop >> > wasting time on your parents' dime? One of these days
>> you'll have to >> > start fending for yourself in this world. All this
>> time you waste on >> > these juvenile troll games can be better spent
>> improving yourself as >> > a human being, but no. Little Peter would
>> rather see who he can >> > ridicule the most on usenet THIS month,
>> EVERY month. You're wasting >> > your life away with all this
>> nonsense., and you're unquestionably >> > making a bunch of enemies in
>> the process. >> >
>> >> > VK
>> >>
>> >> Nice Kook Rant Vito. One teenie, minor, inconsequential problem, this
>> >> one is Sean's not Peter's. Do at least have the decency to rant at
>> the >> correct person, for once.
>> >
>> > Well, look what the dog brought home. The lush that loves whiskey and
>> > The Three Stooges. Keep your troll sales pitch to yourself, swine.
>> > Ross can change his address all he wants. He isn't fooling anyone but
>> > himself, and I meant what I said about making enemies. One day he'll
>> > make the wrong guy mad and his whole world will cave in right before
>> > his very eyes. It might already be too late for him. You just worry
>> > about your own path, I reckon you have plenty of things to worry
>> > about yourself.
>>
>> Hey Vito, do you still maintain that I'm a hedonist based on my name?
>
>You have a pretty good memory for a miscreant. Save your lies for someone
>foolish enough to believe them. "ART DECO" is only your "SCREEN NAME",
>not your "NAME". Your real "NAME" is on file with your service provider,
>so stop thinking you're immune from accountability. Take good care of
>that hide of yours while you can. You'll miss it if someone decides to
>skin you alive.
>
>VK
F00k Off, Tosser! Your kook threats have no power here. How is that
utter failure, looser lair, place where no one wants to go and know
Vito's name the fam heirarchy working out for you?
Still a total dump of no interest to anyone?
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Jade
On 01 Nov 2005 05:52:57 GMT, "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]>
transparently proposed:
>Vito Kuhn wrote:
>
>> "Aratzio" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> > On 1 Nov 2005 02:52:13 +0100, "Vito Kuhn"
>> > <[email protected]> got double secret probation because:
>> >
>> > > First it was playing cards, now a "CHESS SET"? You give new
>> > > meaning to the word "IMMATURITY", Peter. When are you gonna grow
>> > > up and stop wasting time on your parents' dime? One of these days
>> > > you'll have to start fending for yourself in this world. All
>> > > this time you waste on these juvenile troll games can be better
>> > > spent improving yourself as a human being, but no. Little Peter
>> > > would rather see who he can ridicule the most on usenet THIS
>> > > month, EVERY month. You're wasting your life away with all this
>> > > nonsense., and you're unquestionably making a bunch of enemies in
>> > > the process.
>> > >
>> > > VK
>> >
>> > Nice Kook Rant Vito. One teenie, minor, inconsequential problem,
>> > this one is Sean's not Peter's. Do at least have the decency to
>> > rant at the correct person, for once.
>>
>> Well, look what the dog brought home. The lush that loves whiskey and
>> The Three Stooges. Keep your troll sales pitch to yourself, swine.
>> Ross can change his address all he wants. He isn't fooling anyone but
>> himself, and I meant what I said about making enemies. One day he'll
>> make the wrong guy mad and his whole world will cave in right before
>> his very eyes. It might already be too late for him. You just worry
>> about your own path, I reckon you have plenty of things to worry
>> about yourself.
>>
>> VK
>
>Frito, Pope 'Ratz is telling you the truth! I posted the Kook Chess
>Set winners' result; I am the OP.
Shuddup, Sharon, he has sussed out you are Peter too.
--
Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005
Hammer of Thor - July, 2005
David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus) on 10-22-2005
Message-Id: <[email protected]>
"But it is not isolated AUK has a massive impact the rest of usenet."
http://www.tweaknet.info/aratzio.html
In article <[email protected]>, [email protected] says...
> > >
[chop]
> > > BLUE KING'S BISHOP
> > >
> > > The winner is... VITO KUHN!
> > >
> > > Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
> > > Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
[chop]
> Just look at you toot your own horn. You're not fooling anyone but
> yourself, and you make it worse for yourself every time you post one of
> these lists. Some day someone might get mad enough to go after you.
Or mad enough to set up their own private Usenet sandbox, watch it fall
apart, and then try to build their own private Usenet house on top of
the sandbox rubble.
In article <[email protected]>, [email protected] says...
> "smallfoot" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > In article <[email protected]>, [email protected] says...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > BLUE KING'S BISHOP
> > > >
> > > > The winner is... VITO KUHN!
> > > >
> > > > Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
> > > > Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > First it was playing cards, now a "CHESS SET"? You give new meaning
> > > to the word "IMMATURITY", Peter. When are you gonna grow up and stop
> > > wasting time on your parents' dime? One of these days you'll have to
> > > start fending for yourself in this world. All this time you waste on
> > > these juvenile troll games can be better spent improving yourself as
> > > a human being, but no. Little Peter would rather see who he can
> > > ridicule the most on usenet THIS month, EVERY month. You're wasting
> > > your life away with all this nonsense., and you're unquestionably
> > > making a bunch of enemies in the process.
> >
> > How's that new NSP coming along, Frito?
>
> We should be open before the new year, God willing.
Jesus doesn't like it when you swear.
> > I can't wait to sign up.
>
> Your application is rejected in advance. We don't want the likes of you
> and your associates abusing our service.
You won't be able to tell which application is mine.
On 1 Nov 2005 06:13:44 +0100, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
transparently proposed:
>"Aratzio" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> On 1 Nov 2005 02:52:13 +0100, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
>> got double secret probation because:
>>
>> > First it was playing cards, now a "CHESS SET"? You give new meaning
>> > to the word "IMMATURITY", Peter. When are you gonna grow up and stop
>> > wasting time on your parents' dime? One of these days you'll have to
>> > start fending for yourself in this world. All this time you waste on
>> > these juvenile troll games can be better spent improving yourself as
>> > a human being, but no. Little Peter would rather see who he can
>> > ridicule the most on usenet THIS month, EVERY month. You're wasting
>> > your life away with all this nonsense., and you're unquestionably
>> > making a bunch of enemies in the process.
>> >
>> > VK
>>
>> Nice Kook Rant Vito. One teenie, minor, inconsequential problem, this
>> one is Sean's not Peter's. Do at least have the decency to rant at the
>> correct person, for once.
>
>Well, look what the dog brought home. The lush that loves whiskey and The
>Three Stooges.
Actually I prefer Wine & Beer but an occasional tipple of the hard
stuff does pass my lips. Did you know Jesus himself was a wine
drinker.
Anyone who fails to like the slap stick humor of the Stooges, Ben
Turpin, Charlie Chaplin, Red Skelton or any other of the great
comedians of the last century has issues far beyond just being a
complete putz.
> Keep your troll sales pitch to yourself, swine.
Vito, your reading comprehension is, as usual, quite flexible.
>Ross can change his address all he wants.
So you think a Scotsman named Ross will sock up as an Irishman named
Monaghan?
>He isn't fooling anyone but himself, and I meant what I said about making enemies.
You should study the bible and take its teachings to heart.
>One day he'll make the wrong
>guy mad and his whole world will cave in right before his very eyes.
You are quite funny when you get to frothing like a rabid skunk.
> It might already be too late for him.
Too late for what, Frito? Too late to catch the train to Jordan?
>You just worry about your own path, I
>reckon you have plenty of things to worry about yourself.
As for myself, things are on an upturn the likes of which I have not
seen in my all my years. Must suck to be such a pathetic wanker as
you.
>
>VK
--
Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005
Hammer of Thor - July, 2005
David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus) on 10-22-2005
Message-Id: <[email protected]>
"But it is not isolated AUK has a massive impact the rest of usenet."
http://www.tweaknet.info/aratzio.html
On Tue, 01 Nov 2005 20:33:20 +0100, Vito Kuhn wrote:
> "Peter J Ross" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> On 31 Oct 2005 12:30:02 GMT, Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster
>> <[email protected]> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>
>> > The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
>> > election.
>> >
>> > Go k00ks go!
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE KING
>> >
>> > The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
>> >
>> > Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
>> > Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
>> > Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE KING'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
>> >
>> > Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
>> > Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE KING'S BISHOP
>> >
>> > The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>> >
>> > Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
>> > Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... MOP JOCKEY!
>> >
>> > Chas Nemo (7 votes)
>> > Robert Wolfe a.k.a. Mop Jockey (25 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE KING'S KNIGHT
>> >
>> > The winner is... SPEEDBUMP!
>> >
>> > Jerry M Kolnick (3 votes)
>> > Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy (24 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... BRADLEY JESNESS!
>> >
>> > Albert Silverman (5 votes)
>> > Bradley Jesness (29 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE KING'S ROOK
>> >
>> > The winner is... ED CONRAD!
>> >
>> > Ed Conrad (26 votes)
>> > J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... LINDA GORE!
>> >
>> > Linda Gore (22 votes)
>> > Twonky (11 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE QUEEN
>> >
>> > The winner is... PSYLVIA!
>> >
>> > Pamela K Russell (12 votes)
>> > Sylvia Sullivan a.k.a. PSYLVIA (25 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE QUEEN'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... BILL PALMER!
>> >
>> > Bill Palmer a.k.a. PalmJob (23 votes)
>> > John Lucas (12 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP
>> >
>> > The winner is... STEEBIE WINTER!
>> >
>> > Dore Williamson (12 votes)
>> > Pastor Steve Winter (20 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... PROFESSEUR VON TWO SHITS!
>> >
>> > Keith "Scrappy" Carrot (6 votes)
>> > Professeur Von TwoSteps (22 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>> >
>> > The winner is... JOHN GRUBOR!
>> >
>> > John Grubor (27 votes)
>> > John Shocked (7 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... THE UNITARD!
>> >
>> > Emmett E Gulley (13 votes)
>> > Uni (18 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK
>> >
>> > The winner is... EDMOND HEINZ WOLLMANN!
>> >
>> > Edmond Heinz Wollmann (31 votes)
>> > Scott Abraham (6 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... bDAN KETTLER!
>> >
>> > Bruce Dan Kettler (21 votes)
>> > Ray Murphy (8 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED KING
>> >
>> > The winner is... KENNY PANGBORN!
>> >
>> > Kenneth R Pangborn a.k.a. Kenny Kakes (28 votes)
>> > Richard Hoagland (8 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED KING'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... KAZOO!
>> >
>> > David Moore (6 votes)
>> > Ray R Karczewski a.k.a. Kazoo (29 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED KING'S BISHOP
>> >
>> > The winner is... HELENA KOBRIN!
>> >
>> > Colin James (11 votes)
>> > Helena Kobrin (13 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... FRAUDSHIP1 OF THE PARANORMAL!
>> >
>> > Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (11 votes)
>> > Flagship1 of the Paranormal (14 votes)
>> > John Wentzky (5 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED KING'S KNIGHT
>> >
>> > The winner is... DAVIE THOLEN!
>> >
>> > David Tholen (25 votes)
>> > Dmitri Vulis (9 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... CHUCKWEASEL D BOHNE!
>> >
>> > Charles D Bohne (12 votes)
>> > Gerald C Newton a.k.a. G-Dolf (11 votes)
>> > Erik "Mouse" McDarby (9 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED KING'S ROOK
>> >
>> > The winner is... ONIDEUS MAD HATTER!
>> >
>> > Matthew Moulton a.k.a. Onideus Mad Hatter (18 votes)
>> > Pete Stapleton (11 votes)
>> > Robert E McElwaine (4 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... FLY POOFTER!
>> >
>> > Fly Cooter (22 votes)
>> > Hugh Jeffcoat (8 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED QUEEN
>> >
>> > The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
>> >
>> > Alexa Cameron (26 votes)
>> > Nancy Lieder (8 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED QUEEN'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... THE SAUCERHEADS OF ALT.ASTRONOMY!
>> >
>> > Joe1orbit (8 votes)
>> > The saucerheads of alt.astronomy (25 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED QUEEN'S BISHOP
>> >
>> > The winner is... LOUIS TURI!
>> >
>> > Louis Turi (21 votes)
>> > Tom Bishop (10 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... CHUCKLES LYSAGHT!
>> >
>> > Chuck Lysaght (17 votes)
>> > John Ennis a.k.a. Sollog (16 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>> >
>> > The winner is... GOOFPRINTS!
>> >
>> > George E Hammond (9 votes)
>> > Lynne Lyons a.k.a. Hoofprints (23 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... FUCKNOZZLE SENIOR!
>> >
>> > Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens a.k.a. Jai Maharaj (28 votes)
>> > Joey Jimenez a.k.a. Colonel Jake (4 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED QUEEN'S ROOK
>> >
>> > The winner is... BRAD GUTHBALL!
>> >
>> > Brad Guth (17 votes)
>> > Earl Curley (15 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > RED QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>> >
>> > The winner is... RUSTY LARD MOUNTAIN!
>> >
>> > Jeffrey Douglas Hunt (3 votes)
>> > Russell B Waters a.k.a. Pizzaboi (26 votes)
>> >
>> >
>> > This concludes the results of the Kook Chess Set election. 40 ballot
>> > papers were submitted, of which 39 were deemed to be valid.
>> >
>> > Congratulations to all thirty-two winners!
>>
>> What a fine set of results! All hael teh Friendly Neighbourhood
>> Pollster!
>
> Just look at you toot your own horn. You're not fooling anyone but
> yourself, and you make it worse for yourself every time you post one of
> these lists. Some day someone might get mad enough to go after you.
>
> VK
Veiled threath noted, Vitokook!
--
mhm 27x12
smeeter #28
Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21
Bartlo's hate lits #1: <[email protected]>
CEO Alcatroll Labs Inc.
The Way of the Kook:
http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm
in Message-ID:<[email protected]>
Alexa "Crackpot" Cameron explains electromagnetism, and how
the sun has an 'iron core':
"The sun and the earth are 'magnets', each with an iron
based core, and both have an electrical force between them."
in Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Mark "Woody" Ferguson shows his mastery of the English language:
"With patients and practice you could be nominated next time around..."
in Message-MID: <[email protected]>
Mark "The illiterate" Ferguson astonishes everybody saying:
"Oh, for fucks sake, Gary no matter how angery he thinks he makes there
are lines I will not cross unless I believe what I say is the true, I
know more then you."
in Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Alexa "Tequila Titsz" Cameron explains world religions:
"The jews roots are islamic."
in Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Alexa "dumbass" Cameron shows her knowledge of history:
"WRONGO. There was NO Bible before King James had it written."
in Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Alexa "Word Salad" Cameron shows her knowledge of science:
"Einstein never found the double superimposed doubl 'equilateral' triangle."
in Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Alexa "Kook of the year 2004" Cameron uses words she doesn't understand again:
"Why is the Pentagon killing American citizens with non-lethal technology?"
in Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Alexa "Imnotalexadammit" Cameron has problems with that extra finger
on her hand:
"Why do the Jews use the Star of David as symbolic of the Pentagon, or
Pentagram?"
reminder: Message-ID: <[email protected]>
The quote naziwhore Don Ocean stole.
On Tue, 01 Nov 2005 21:06:04 +0100, Vito Kuhn wrote:
> "Art Deco" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Vito Kuhn <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> >"Aratzio" <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On 1 Nov 2005 02:52:13 +0100, "Vito Kuhn"
>> <[email protected]> >> got double secret probation because:
>> >>
>> >> > First it was playing cards, now a "CHESS SET"? You give new
>> meaning >> > to the word "IMMATURITY", Peter. When are you gonna grow
>> up and stop >> > wasting time on your parents' dime? One of these days
>> you'll have to >> > start fending for yourself in this world. All this
>> time you waste on >> > these juvenile troll games can be better spent
>> improving yourself as >> > a human being, but no. Little Peter would
>> rather see who he can >> > ridicule the most on usenet THIS month,
>> EVERY month. You're wasting >> > your life away with all this
>> nonsense., and you're unquestionably >> > making a bunch of enemies in
>> the process. >> >
>> >> > VK
>> >>
>> >> Nice Kook Rant Vito. One teenie, minor, inconsequential problem, this
>> >> one is Sean's not Peter's. Do at least have the decency to rant at
>> the >> correct person, for once.
>> >
>> > Well, look what the dog brought home. The lush that loves whiskey and
>> > The Three Stooges. Keep your troll sales pitch to yourself, swine.
>> > Ross can change his address all he wants. He isn't fooling anyone but
>> > himself, and I meant what I said about making enemies. One day he'll
>> > make the wrong guy mad and his whole world will cave in right before
>> > his very eyes. It might already be too late for him. You just worry
>> > about your own path, I reckon you have plenty of things to worry
>> > about yourself.
>>
>> Hey Vito, do you still maintain that I'm a hedonist based on my name?
>
> You have a pretty good memory for a miscreant. Save your lies for someone
> foolish enough to believe them. "ART DECO" is only your "SCREEN NAME",
> not your "NAME". Your real "NAME" is on file with your service provider,
> so stop thinking you're immune from accountability. Take good care of
> that hide of yours while you can. You'll miss it if someone decides to
> skin you alive.
>
> VK
Wishful thinking again, Kook?
--
mhm 27x12
smeeter #28
Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21
Bartlo's hate lits #1: <[email protected]>
CEO Alcatroll Labs Inc.
The Way of the Kook:
http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm
in Message-ID:<[email protected]>
Alexa "Crackpot" Cameron explains electromagnetism, and how
the sun has an 'iron core':
"The sun and the earth are 'magnets', each with an iron
based core, and both have an electrical force between them."
in Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Mark "Woody" Ferguson shows his mastery of the English language:
"With patients and practice you could be nominated next time around..."
in Message-MID: <[email protected]>
Mark "The illiterate" Ferguson astonishes everybody saying:
"Oh, for fucks sake, Gary no matter how angery he thinks he makes there
are lines I will not cross unless I believe what I say is the true, I
know more then you."
in Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Alexa "Tequila Titsz" Cameron explains world religions:
"The jews roots are islamic."
in Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Alexa "dumbass" Cameron shows her knowledge of history:
"WRONGO. There was NO Bible before King James had it written."
in Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Alexa "Word Salad" Cameron shows her knowledge of science:
"Einstein never found the double superimposed doubl 'equilateral' triangle."
in Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Alexa "Kook of the year 2004" Cameron uses words she doesn't understand again:
"Why is the Pentagon killing American citizens with non-lethal technology?"
in Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Alexa "Imnotalexadammit" Cameron has problems with that extra finger
on her hand:
"Why do the Jews use the Star of David as symbolic of the Pentagon, or
Pentagram?"
reminder: Message-ID: <[email protected]>
The quote naziwhore Don Ocean stole.
Eris Kallisti Discordia was laughing at the antics of Just Taylor, when
they suddenly burst out in tears, saying:
> On 31 Oct 2005 12:30:02 GMT, "Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster" wrote:
>
>>The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set election.
<snip>
>>BLUE KING'S ROOK
>>
>>The winner is... ED CONRAD!
>>
>>Ed Conrad (26 votes)
>>J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
>
> Who the heck is J Wyatt Ehrenfels? How come nobody has heard of him and
> more importantly, given him the fifteen minutes he seeks? You mean all
> that work he has done, all the attention he has begged for got him
> nothing?
>
> Looks like Dr. Michael Valens J. Wyatt Ehrenfels will just have to create
> even more bogeymen to cry about. Hopefully this time somebody will
> notice!
>
> <snicker>
Damn, I do believe I remember him now -- he joined one of the Pagan groups
I own (on Yahoo) last year, IIRC, or possibly the year before...He wound
up getting a free kick out of the group, along with a ban, I think.
--
____________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! Flonk Leader #2 & #11 1/9
The Discordian People's Most Powerful and Revered Being (without portfolio)
"Laws count, the US Constitution count more, and we need to have judges on
the bench who are going to Carry Out those laws, not Make Law or Interpret
Law." -- John "Easily" Shocked contradicts his own words on the overriding
importance of society's reluctance to accept homosexuality, in Message-ID:
<brIDe.67062$Qo.12613@fed1read01>
"For the most part, morality is universal." -- John "Easily" Shocked
"Bad stories are bad stories. We just call them as they are." -- DBurns
demonstrates his sheer cluelessness on Mar 9, 2002, at 6:25 pm, in
rec.arts.drwho
"Bernadette, you ignorant oaf.
Bernadette, you brainless dullard.
Bernadette, you feeble-minded wag.
Bernadette, you blathering baboon.
Bernadette, you babbling boor.
Bernadette, you depraved dolt.
Bernadette, you stinking slimeball.
Bernadette, you yammering yak.
Bernadette, you lily-livered lush.
Bernadette, you hard-hearted hulk."
-- Mother Be Strange gets very hard on herself, in
Message-ID: <[email protected]>
"[Lurlean] would never dream of sleeping with a dog. The Bible's against
it. You don't seem to care what the Bible says, so she thought maybe you
gave that a try too -- in addition to sucking on Steve, letting him play
with your butt, and having seven different lesbian lovers in our bed." --
Sistah Moonshine shocks a.p.h. with the revelation that she got it off with
"Romaine Brooks", in Message-ID:
<[email protected]>
"I should have known my boss was evil when he called my jumping onto my
chair to praise the Lord out loud 'inappropriate behavior.'" -- Sistah
Moonshine: Oppressed Christian, in Message-ID:
<[email protected]>
"I made a pact with the devil." -- Sistah Moonshine, from her dream diary,
in Message-ID:
<[email protected]>
"'drink that hooch,' they would say, 'and then smoke that joint. Bury your
head in that strange woman's crotch and bring her to a thunderous climax
with your tongue, then tell her no man could ever give her that much
pleasure in a thousand years. Tell her to leave her husband and become a
lesbian. Drip hot wax on that pervert's nutty buddies and then charge him
extra for the privilege.'" -- Sistah Moonshine is now working on an erotic
epic to outmatch Anne Rice.
"Roe V Wade has zero bearing on my existence other than it affects it
adversely."
-- Johnny Wentzky never had much truck with "logic".
"You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here.
Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain."
-- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID:
<[email protected]>
"This bandwidth has been rescued from AOL." -- mimus
On Tue, 01 Nov 2005 01:17:24 -0500, dave hillstrom <[email protected]>
transparently proposed:
>On 01 Nov 2005 05:52:57 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks,
><[email protected]>, "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]>
>humped my leg thusly:
>
>>Vito Kuhn wrote:
>>
>>> "Aratzio" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>> > On 1 Nov 2005 02:52:13 +0100, "Vito Kuhn"
>>> > <[email protected]> got double secret probation because:
>>> >
>>> > > First it was playing cards, now a "CHESS SET"? You give new
>>> > > meaning to the word "IMMATURITY", Peter. When are you gonna grow
>>> > > up and stop wasting time on your parents' dime? One of these days
>>> > > you'll have to start fending for yourself in this world. All
>>> > > this time you waste on these juvenile troll games can be better
>>> > > spent improving yourself as a human being, but no. Little Peter
>>> > > would rather see who he can ridicule the most on usenet THIS
>>> > > month, EVERY month. You're wasting your life away with all this
>>> > > nonsense., and you're unquestionably making a bunch of enemies in
>>> > > the process.
>>> > >
>>> > > VK
>>> >
>>> > Nice Kook Rant Vito. One teenie, minor, inconsequential problem,
>>> > this one is Sean's not Peter's. Do at least have the decency to
>>> > rant at the correct person, for once.
>>>
>>> Well, look what the dog brought home. The lush that loves whiskey and
>>> The Three Stooges. Keep your troll sales pitch to yourself, swine.
>>> Ross can change his address all he wants. He isn't fooling anyone but
>>> himself, and I meant what I said about making enemies. One day he'll
>>> make the wrong guy mad and his whole world will cave in right before
>>> his very eyes. It might already be too late for him. You just worry
>>> about your own path, I reckon you have plenty of things to worry
>>> about yourself.
>>>
>>> VK
>>
>>Frito, Pope 'Ratz is telling you the truth! I posted the Kook Chess
>>Set winners' result; I am the OP.
>
>does that mean that im really jesus h pogojumping christ if i say so?
No, but it does mean you are whinging, again.
--
Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005
Hammer of Thor - July, 2005
David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus) on 10-22-2005
Message-Id: <[email protected]>
"But it is not isolated AUK has a massive impact the rest of usenet."
http://www.tweaknet.info/aratzio.html
On 31 Oct 2005 12:30:02 GMT, Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster
<[email protected]> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
> The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
> election.
>
> Go k00ks go!
>
>
> BLUE KING
>
> The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
>
> Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
> Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
> Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
>
> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
> Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S BISHOP
>
> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
> Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
> Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... MOP JOCKEY!
>
> Chas Nemo (7 votes)
> Robert Wolfe a.k.a. Mop Jockey (25 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT
>
> The winner is... SPEEDBUMP!
>
> Jerry M Kolnick (3 votes)
> Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy (24 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... BRADLEY JESNESS!
>
> Albert Silverman (5 votes)
> Bradley Jesness (29 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S ROOK
>
> The winner is... ED CONRAD!
>
> Ed Conrad (26 votes)
> J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
>
>
> BLUE KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... LINDA GORE!
>
> Linda Gore (22 votes)
> Twonky (11 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN
>
> The winner is... PSYLVIA!
>
> Pamela K Russell (12 votes)
> Sylvia Sullivan a.k.a. PSYLVIA (25 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... BILL PALMER!
>
> Bill Palmer a.k.a. PalmJob (23 votes)
> John Lucas (12 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP
>
> The winner is... STEEBIE WINTER!
>
> Dore Williamson (12 votes)
> Pastor Steve Winter (20 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... PROFESSEUR VON TWO SHITS!
>
> Keith "Scrappy" Carrot (6 votes)
> Professeur Von TwoSteps (22 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>
> The winner is... JOHN GRUBOR!
>
> John Grubor (27 votes)
> John Shocked (7 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... THE UNITARD!
>
> Emmett E Gulley (13 votes)
> Uni (18 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK
>
> The winner is... EDMOND HEINZ WOLLMANN!
>
> Edmond Heinz Wollmann (31 votes)
> Scott Abraham (6 votes)
>
>
> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... bDAN KETTLER!
>
> Bruce Dan Kettler (21 votes)
> Ray Murphy (8 votes)
>
>
> RED KING
>
> The winner is... KENNY PANGBORN!
>
> Kenneth R Pangborn a.k.a. Kenny Kakes (28 votes)
> Richard Hoagland (8 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... KAZOO!
>
> David Moore (6 votes)
> Ray R Karczewski a.k.a. Kazoo (29 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S BISHOP
>
> The winner is... HELENA KOBRIN!
>
> Colin James (11 votes)
> Helena Kobrin (13 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... FRAUDSHIP1 OF THE PARANORMAL!
>
> Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (11 votes)
> Flagship1 of the Paranormal (14 votes)
> John Wentzky (5 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S KNIGHT
>
> The winner is... DAVIE THOLEN!
>
> David Tholen (25 votes)
> Dmitri Vulis (9 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... CHUCKWEASEL D BOHNE!
>
> Charles D Bohne (12 votes)
> Gerald C Newton a.k.a. G-Dolf (11 votes)
> Erik "Mouse" McDarby (9 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S ROOK
>
> The winner is... ONIDEUS MAD HATTER!
>
> Matthew Moulton a.k.a. Onideus Mad Hatter (18 votes)
> Pete Stapleton (11 votes)
> Robert E McElwaine (4 votes)
>
>
> RED KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... FLY POOFTER!
>
> Fly Cooter (22 votes)
> Hugh Jeffcoat (8 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN
>
> The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
>
> Alexa Cameron (26 votes)
> Nancy Lieder (8 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... THE SAUCERHEADS OF ALT.ASTRONOMY!
>
> Joe1orbit (8 votes)
> The saucerheads of alt.astronomy (25 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP
>
> The winner is... LOUIS TURI!
>
> Louis Turi (21 votes)
> Tom Bishop (10 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... CHUCKLES LYSAGHT!
>
> Chuck Lysaght (17 votes)
> John Ennis a.k.a. Sollog (16 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>
> The winner is... GOOFPRINTS!
>
> George E Hammond (9 votes)
> Lynne Lyons a.k.a. Hoofprints (23 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... FUCKNOZZLE SENIOR!
>
> Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens a.k.a. Jai Maharaj (28 votes)
> Joey Jimenez a.k.a. Colonel Jake (4 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S ROOK
>
> The winner is... BRAD GUTHBALL!
>
> Brad Guth (17 votes)
> Earl Curley (15 votes)
>
>
> RED QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>
> The winner is... RUSTY LARD MOUNTAIN!
>
> Jeffrey Douglas Hunt (3 votes)
> Russell B Waters a.k.a. Pizzaboi (26 votes)
>
>
> This concludes the results of the Kook Chess Set election. 40 ballot
> papers were submitted, of which 39 were deemed to be valid.
>
> Congratulations to all thirty-two winners!
What a fine set of results! All hael teh Friendly Neighbourhood
Pollster!
PJR :-)
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On 1 Nov 2005 20:33:20 +0100, Vito Kuhn <[email protected]>
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
> "Peter J Ross" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> On 31 Oct 2005 12:30:02 GMT, Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster
>> <[email protected]> wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>
>>> The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
>>> election.
>>>
>>> Go k00ks go!
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE KING
>>>
>>> The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
>>>
>>> Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
>>> Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
>>> Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE KING'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
>>>
>>> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
>>> Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE KING'S BISHOP
>>>
>>> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>>>
>>> Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
>>> Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... MOP JOCKEY!
>>>
>>> Chas Nemo (7 votes)
>>> Robert Wolfe a.k.a. Mop Jockey (25 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT
>>>
>>> The winner is... SPEEDBUMP!
>>>
>>> Jerry M Kolnick (3 votes)
>>> Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy (24 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... BRADLEY JESNESS!
>>>
>>> Albert Silverman (5 votes)
>>> Bradley Jesness (29 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE KING'S ROOK
>>>
>>> The winner is... ED CONRAD!
>>>
>>> Ed Conrad (26 votes)
>>> J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... LINDA GORE!
>>>
>>> Linda Gore (22 votes)
>>> Twonky (11 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE QUEEN
>>>
>>> The winner is... PSYLVIA!
>>>
>>> Pamela K Russell (12 votes)
>>> Sylvia Sullivan a.k.a. PSYLVIA (25 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE QUEEN'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... BILL PALMER!
>>>
>>> Bill Palmer a.k.a. PalmJob (23 votes)
>>> John Lucas (12 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP
>>>
>>> The winner is... STEEBIE WINTER!
>>>
>>> Dore Williamson (12 votes)
>>> Pastor Steve Winter (20 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... PROFESSEUR VON TWO SHITS!
>>>
>>> Keith "Scrappy" Carrot (6 votes)
>>> Professeur Von TwoSteps (22 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>>>
>>> The winner is... JOHN GRUBOR!
>>>
>>> John Grubor (27 votes)
>>> John Shocked (7 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... THE UNITARD!
>>>
>>> Emmett E Gulley (13 votes)
>>> Uni (18 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK
>>>
>>> The winner is... EDMOND HEINZ WOLLMANN!
>>>
>>> Edmond Heinz Wollmann (31 votes)
>>> Scott Abraham (6 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... bDAN KETTLER!
>>>
>>> Bruce Dan Kettler (21 votes)
>>> Ray Murphy (8 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED KING
>>>
>>> The winner is... KENNY PANGBORN!
>>>
>>> Kenneth R Pangborn a.k.a. Kenny Kakes (28 votes)
>>> Richard Hoagland (8 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED KING'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... KAZOO!
>>>
>>> David Moore (6 votes)
>>> Ray R Karczewski a.k.a. Kazoo (29 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED KING'S BISHOP
>>>
>>> The winner is... HELENA KOBRIN!
>>>
>>> Colin James (11 votes)
>>> Helena Kobrin (13 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... FRAUDSHIP1 OF THE PARANORMAL!
>>>
>>> Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (11 votes)
>>> Flagship1 of the Paranormal (14 votes)
>>> John Wentzky (5 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED KING'S KNIGHT
>>>
>>> The winner is... DAVIE THOLEN!
>>>
>>> David Tholen (25 votes)
>>> Dmitri Vulis (9 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... CHUCKWEASEL D BOHNE!
>>>
>>> Charles D Bohne (12 votes)
>>> Gerald C Newton a.k.a. G-Dolf (11 votes)
>>> Erik "Mouse" McDarby (9 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED KING'S ROOK
>>>
>>> The winner is... ONIDEUS MAD HATTER!
>>>
>>> Matthew Moulton a.k.a. Onideus Mad Hatter (18 votes)
>>> Pete Stapleton (11 votes)
>>> Robert E McElwaine (4 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... FLY POOFTER!
>>>
>>> Fly Cooter (22 votes)
>>> Hugh Jeffcoat (8 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED QUEEN
>>>
>>> The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
>>>
>>> Alexa Cameron (26 votes)
>>> Nancy Lieder (8 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED QUEEN'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... THE SAUCERHEADS OF ALT.ASTRONOMY!
>>>
>>> Joe1orbit (8 votes)
>>> The saucerheads of alt.astronomy (25 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP
>>>
>>> The winner is... LOUIS TURI!
>>>
>>> Louis Turi (21 votes)
>>> Tom Bishop (10 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... CHUCKLES LYSAGHT!
>>>
>>> Chuck Lysaght (17 votes)
>>> John Ennis a.k.a. Sollog (16 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT
>>>
>>> The winner is... GOOFPRINTS!
>>>
>>> George E Hammond (9 votes)
>>> Lynne Lyons a.k.a. Hoofprints (23 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... FUCKNOZZLE SENIOR!
>>>
>>> Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens a.k.a. Jai Maharaj (28 votes)
>>> Joey Jimenez a.k.a. Colonel Jake (4 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED QUEEN'S ROOK
>>>
>>> The winner is... BRAD GUTHBALL!
>>>
>>> Brad Guth (17 votes)
>>> Earl Curley (15 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> RED QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
>>>
>>> The winner is... RUSTY LARD MOUNTAIN!
>>>
>>> Jeffrey Douglas Hunt (3 votes)
>>> Russell B Waters a.k.a. Pizzaboi (26 votes)
>>>
>>>
>>> This concludes the results of the Kook Chess Set election. 40 ballot
>>> papers were submitted, of which 39 were deemed to be valid.
>>>
>>> Congratulations to all thirty-two winners!
>>
>> What a fine set of results! All hael teh Friendly Neighbourhood
>> Pollster!
>
> Just look at you toot your own horn.
<adds Sean to the Official Lits O' Socks [tinolos]>
> You're not fooling anyone but
> yourself, and you make it worse for yourself every time you post one of
> these lists.
It isn't a list, Frito. It's a ballot result.
> Some day someone might get mad enough to go after you.
Impotent k00kthreat noted.
PJR :-)
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On 1 Nov 2005 02:52:13 +0100, Vito Kuhn <[email protected]>
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
> "Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> BLUE KING'S BISHOP
>>
>> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>>
>> Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
>> Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
>
> First it was playing cards, now a "CHESS SET"?
Hell, isn't it?
> You give new meaning to the word "IMMATURITY",
How is a knowledge of chess an indication of immaturity, Frito?
> Peter.
Who?
> When are you gonna grow up and stop wasting time on your parents'
> dime? One of these days you'll have to start fending for yourself in
> this world. All this time you waste on these juvenile troll games
> can be better spent improving yourself as a human being, but no.
How would I improve myself as a human being, Frito? By becoming an
impotent whiner who gets upset when he sees Usenet posts containing
words he dislikes?
> Little Peter would rather see who he can ridicule the most on usenet
> THIS month, EVERY month. You're wasting your life away with all
> this nonsense., and you're unquestionably making a bunch of enemies
> in the process.
Please posts a lits of my enemies, Frito.
PJR :-)
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In article <[email protected]>, [email protected] says...
>
> Take good care of
> that hide of yours while you can. You'll miss it if someone decides to
> skin you alive.
Such beautiful imagery. Jesus must be proud of you.
Daedalus <[email protected]> wrote:
>On 1 Nov 2005 21:06:04 +0100, "Vito Kuhn"
><[email protected]>, wrote:
>
>>"Art Deco" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> Vito Kuhn <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>> >"Aratzio" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> On 1 Nov 2005 02:52:13 +0100, "Vito Kuhn"
>>> <[email protected]> >> got double secret probation because:
>>> >>
>>> >> > First it was playing cards, now a "CHESS SET"? You give new
>>> meaning >> > to the word "IMMATURITY", Peter. When are you gonna grow
>>> up and stop >> > wasting time on your parents' dime? One of these days
>>> you'll have to >> > start fending for yourself in this world. All this
>>> time you waste on >> > these juvenile troll games can be better spent
>>> improving yourself as >> > a human being, but no. Little Peter would
>>> rather see who he can >> > ridicule the most on usenet THIS month,
>>> EVERY month. You're wasting >> > your life away with all this
>>> nonsense., and you're unquestionably >> > making a bunch of enemies in
>>> the process. >> >
>>> >> > VK
>>> >>
>>> >> Nice Kook Rant Vito. One teenie, minor, inconsequential problem, this
>>> >> one is Sean's not Peter's. Do at least have the decency to rant at
>>> the >> correct person, for once.
>>> >
>>> > Well, look what the dog brought home. The lush that loves whiskey and
>>> > The Three Stooges. Keep your troll sales pitch to yourself, swine.
>>> > Ross can change his address all he wants. He isn't fooling anyone but
>>> > himself, and I meant what I said about making enemies. One day he'll
>>> > make the wrong guy mad and his whole world will cave in right before
>>> > his very eyes. It might already be too late for him. You just worry
>>> > about your own path, I reckon you have plenty of things to worry
>>> > about yourself.
>>>
>>> Hey Vito, do you still maintain that I'm a hedonist based on my name?
>>
>>You have a pretty good memory for a miscreant. Save your lies for someone
>>foolish enough to believe them. "ART DECO" is only your "SCREEN NAME",
>>not your "NAME". Your real "NAME" is on file with your service provider,
>>so stop thinking you're immune from accountability. Take good care of
>>that hide of yours while you can. You'll miss it if someone decides to
>>skin you alive.
>>
>>VK
>
>F00k Off, Tosser! Your kook threats have no power here. How is that
>utter failure, looser lair, place where no one wants to go and know
>Vito's name the fam heirarchy working out for you?
>
>Still a total dump of no interest to anyone?
>
>BWAHAHAHAHA!
>
>
>Jade
So who are we bullying this week? I don't see Vito on my calendar.
My bad!
In article <[email protected]>, [email protected] says...
> >
> >
> > BLUE KING'S BISHOP
> >
> > The winner is... VITO KUHN!
> >
> > Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
> > Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
> >
> >
>
> First it was playing cards, now a "CHESS SET"? You give new meaning to
> the word "IMMATURITY", Peter. When are you gonna grow up and stop wasting
> time on your parents' dime? One of these days you'll have to start
> fending for yourself in this world. All this time you waste on these
> juvenile troll games can be better spent improving yourself as a human
> being, but no. Little Peter would rather see who he can ridicule the
> most on usenet THIS month, EVERY month. You're wasting your life away
> with all this nonsense., and you're unquestionably making a bunch of
> enemies in the process.
How's that new NSP coming along, Frito? I can't wait to sign up.
Vito Kuhn wrote:
> "Aratzio" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > On 1 Nov 2005 02:52:13 +0100, "Vito Kuhn"
> > <[email protected]> got double secret probation because:
> >
> > > First it was playing cards, now a "CHESS SET"? You give new
> > > meaning to the word "IMMATURITY", Peter. When are you gonna grow
> > > up and stop wasting time on your parents' dime? One of these days
> > > you'll have to start fending for yourself in this world. All
> > > this time you waste on these juvenile troll games can be better
> > > spent improving yourself as a human being, but no. Little Peter
> > > would rather see who he can ridicule the most on usenet THIS
> > > month, EVERY month. You're wasting your life away with all this
> > > nonsense., and you're unquestionably making a bunch of enemies in
> > > the process.
> > >
> > > VK
> >
> > Nice Kook Rant Vito. One teenie, minor, inconsequential problem,
> > this one is Sean's not Peter's. Do at least have the decency to
> > rant at the correct person, for once.
>
> Well, look what the dog brought home. The lush that loves whiskey and
> The Three Stooges. Keep your troll sales pitch to yourself, swine.
> Ross can change his address all he wants. He isn't fooling anyone but
> himself, and I meant what I said about making enemies. One day he'll
> make the wrong guy mad and his whole world will cave in right before
> his very eyes. It might already be too late for him. You just worry
> about your own path, I reckon you have plenty of things to worry
> about yourself.
>
> VK
Frito, Pope 'Ratz is telling you the truth! I posted the Kook Chess
Set winners' result; I am the OP.
--
Sean Monaghan
AUK Hammer of Thor - August 2005
PSM Hook, Line & Sinker Award - March, July & August 2005
Tyrone M. Pierce wrote:
> "Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster" wrote:
>
> > The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
> > election.
> >
> > Go k00ks go!
> >
> >
> > BLUE KING
> >
> > The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
> >
> > Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
> > Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
> > Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE KING'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
> >
> > Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
> > Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE KING'S BISHOP
> >
> > The winner is... VITO KUHN!
> >
> > Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
> > Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... MOP JOCKEY!
> >
> > Chas Nemo (7 votes)
> > Robert Wolfe a.k.a. Mop Jockey (25 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE KING'S KNIGHT
> >
> > The winner is... SPEEDBUMP!
> >
> > Jerry M Kolnick (3 votes)
> > Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy (24 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... BRADLEY JESNESS!
> >
> > Albert Silverman (5 votes)
> > Bradley Jesness (29 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE KING'S ROOK
> >
> > The winner is... ED CONRAD!
> >
> > Ed Conrad (26 votes)
> > J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... LINDA GORE!
> >
> > Linda Gore (22 votes)
> > Twonky (11 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE QUEEN
> >
> > The winner is... PSYLVIA!
> >
> > Pamela K Russell (12 votes)
> > Sylvia Sullivan a.k.a. PSYLVIA (25 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE QUEEN'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... BILL PALMER!
> >
> > Bill Palmer a.k.a. PalmJob (23 votes)
> > John Lucas (12 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP
> >
> > The winner is... STEEBIE WINTER!
> >
> > Dore Williamson (12 votes)
> > Pastor Steve Winter (20 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... PROFESSEUR VON TWO SHITS!
> >
> > Keith "Scrappy" Carrot (6 votes)
> > Professeur Von TwoSteps (22 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT
> >
> > The winner is... JOHN GRUBOR!
> >
> > John Grubor (27 votes)
> > John Shocked (7 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... THE UNITARD!
> >
> > Emmett E Gulley (13 votes)
> > Uni (18 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK
> >
> > The winner is... EDMOND HEINZ WOLLMANN!
> >
> > Edmond Heinz Wollmann (31 votes)
> > Scott Abraham (6 votes)
> >
> >
> > BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... bDAN KETTLER!
> >
> > Bruce Dan Kettler (21 votes)
> > Ray Murphy (8 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED KING
> >
> > The winner is... KENNY PANGBORN!
> >
> > Kenneth R Pangborn a.k.a. Kenny Kakes (28 votes)
> > Richard Hoagland (8 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED KING'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... KAZOO!
> >
> > David Moore (6 votes)
> > Ray R Karczewski a.k.a. Kazoo (29 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED KING'S BISHOP
> >
> > The winner is... HELENA KOBRIN!
> >
> > Colin James (11 votes)
> > Helena Kobrin (13 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... FRAUDSHIP1 OF THE PARANORMAL!
> >
> > Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (11 votes)
> > Flagship1 of the Paranormal (14 votes)
> > John Wentzky (5 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED KING'S KNIGHT
> >
> > The winner is... DAVIE THOLEN!
> >
> > David Tholen (25 votes)
> > Dmitri Vulis (9 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... CHUCKWEASEL D BOHNE!
> >
> > Charles D Bohne (12 votes)
> > Gerald C Newton a.k.a. G-Dolf (11 votes)
> > Erik "Mouse" McDarby (9 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED KING'S ROOK
> >
> > The winner is... ONIDEUS MAD HATTER!
> >
> > Matthew Moulton a.k.a. Onideus Mad Hatter (18 votes)
> > Pete Stapleton (11 votes)
> > Robert E McElwaine (4 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... FLY POOFTER!
> >
> > Fly Cooter (22 votes)
> > Hugh Jeffcoat (8 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED QUEEN
> >
> > The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
> >
> > Alexa Cameron (26 votes)
> > Nancy Lieder (8 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED QUEEN'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... THE SAUCERHEADS OF ALT.ASTRONOMY!
> >
> > Joe1orbit (8 votes)
> > The saucerheads of alt.astronomy (25 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED QUEEN'S BISHOP
> >
> > The winner is... LOUIS TURI!
> >
> > Louis Turi (21 votes)
> > Tom Bishop (10 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... CHUCKLES LYSAGHT!
> >
> > Chuck Lysaght (17 votes)
> > John Ennis a.k.a. Sollog (16 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT
> >
> > The winner is... GOOFPRINTS!
> >
> > George E Hammond (9 votes)
> > Lynne Lyons a.k.a. Hoofprints (23 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... FUCKNOZZLE SENIOR!
> >
> > Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens a.k.a. Jai Maharaj (28 votes)
> > Joey Jimenez a.k.a. Colonel Jake (4 votes)
>
> What kind of a Colonel are you? For Christ's sake ... you lost to a
> Fucknozzle.
As funny as I find the faux Colonel to be, I'm happy for teh Fucknozzle
Senior. FN Sr. is one of the true, classic kooks of old. He didn't
make the Kook Kard Deck, so I'm happy to see him on the chess board.
If we do a Kook Tarot Deck next year, Colonel Jake could prove to be a
formidable contender - especially if he starts campaigning *now*!
> > RED QUEEN'S ROOK
> >
> > The winner is... BRAD GUTHBALL!
> >
> > Brad Guth (17 votes)
> > Earl Curley (15 votes)
> >
> >
> > RED QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
> >
> > The winner is... RUSTY LARD MOUNTAIN!
> >
> > Jeffrey Douglas Hunt (3 votes)
> > Russell B Waters a.k.a. Pizzaboi (26 votes)
> >
> >
> > This concludes the results of the Kook Chess Set election. 40
> > ballot papers were submitted, of which 39 were deemed to be valid.
> >
> > Congratulations to all thirty-two winners!
> >
> > --
> > Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster
> > AUK Extra-Curricular Activities & Special Ballots
> >
> > Samaritan Awards: http://www.hydroclick.com/samaritan
--
Sean Monaghan
AUK Hammer of Thor - August 2005
PSM Hook, Line & Sinker Award - March, July & August 2005
The Demon of Mockery wrote:
> Sean Monaghan wrote:
> > Vito Kuhn wrote:
> > > "Aratzio" wrote:
> > > > On 1 Nov 2005 02:52:13 +0100, "Vito Kuhn" got double secret
> > > > probation because:
> > > >
> > > > > First it was playing cards, now a "CHESS SET"? You give new
> > > > > meaning to the word "IMMATURITY", Peter. When are you gonna
> > > > > grow up and stop wasting time on your parents' dime? One of
> > > > > these days you'll have to start fending for yourself in this
> > > > > world. All this time you waste on these juvenile troll games
> > > > > can be better spent improving yourself as a human being, but
> > > > > no. Little Peter would rather see who he can ridicule the
> > > > > most on usenet THIS month, EVERY month. You're wasting your
> > > > > life away with all this nonsense., and you're unquestionably
> > > > > making a bunch of enemies in the process.
> > > > >
> > > > > VK
> > > >
> > > > Nice Kook Rant Vito. One teenie, minor, inconsequential problem,
> > > > this one is Sean's not Peter's. Do at least have the decency to
> > > > rant at the correct person, for once.
> > >
> > > Well, look what the dog brought home. The lush that loves whiskey
> > > and The Three Stooges. Keep your troll sales pitch to yourself,
> > > swine. Ross can change his address all he wants. He isn't
> > > fooling anyone but himself, and I meant what I said about making
> > > enemies. One day he'll make the wrong guy mad and his whole world
> > > will cave in right before his very eyes. It might already be too
> > > late for him. You just worry about your own path, I reckon you
> > > have plenty of things to worry about yourself.
> > >
> > > VK
> >
> > Frito, Pope 'Ratz is telling you the truth! I posted the Kook Chess
> > Set winners' result; I am the OP.
>
> Oh, let 'im foam -- it's an awards celebration, after all. What's an
> awards celebration without a drama queen?
>
> The Demon of Mockery
Abg gb jbeel. Ur'yy arire oryvrir zr.
--
Sean Monaghan
AUK Hammer of Thor - August 2005
PSM Hook, Line & Sinker Award - March, July & August 2005
Darkwing wrote:
>
> "Art Deco" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:011120051054571489%[email protected]...
> > Cujo DeSockpuppet <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >>"Friendly Neighbourhood Pollster" <[email protected]> wrote in
> > > news:[email protected]:
> > >
> >>> The time has come to announce the winners of the Kook Chess Set
> >>> election.
> > > >
> >>> Go k00ks go!
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> BLUE KING
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... ARCHIMEDES PLUTONIUM!
> > > >
> >>> Archimedes Plutonium (20 votes)
> >>> Gordon Roy Parker alias Ray Gordon (0 votes)
> >>> Joseph Bartlo (17 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> BLUE KING'S PAWN
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... RICHARD BULLIS!
> > > >
> >>> Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (34 votes)
> >>> Tim "Skidmark" Brown (4 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> BLUE KING'S BISHOP
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
> > > >
> >>> Daniel Joseph Min (10 votes)
> >>> Vito Kuhn a.k.a. Frito Kuhntroll (24 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> BLUE KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... MOP JOCKEY!
> > > >
> >>> Chas Nemo (7 votes)
> >>> Robert Wolfe a.k.a. Mop Jockey (25 votes)
> > >
> > > Way to go, MJ! You even beat out one of the biggest kooks in AFAB!
> >
> > It was indeed a fine performance by the floor person, Chicken Zero
> > is no lightweight kook.
> > >
>
>
> I nominated 3 k00ks and they all lost, WTF.
Tough competition for the respective pieces.
> >>> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... SPEEDBUMP!
> > > >
> >>> Jerry M Kolnick (3 votes)
> >>> Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy (24 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> BLUE KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... BRADLEY JESNESS!
> > > >
> >>> Albert Silverman (5 votes)
> >>> Bradley Jesness (29 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> BLUE KING'S ROOK
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... ED CONRAD!
> > > >
> >>> Ed Conrad (26 votes)
> >>> J Wyatt Ehrenfels (6 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> BLUE KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... LINDA GORE!
> > > >
> >>> Linda Gore (22 votes)
> >>> Twonky (11 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> BLUE QUEEN
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... PSYLVIA!
> > > >
> >>> Pamela K Russell (12 votes)
> >>> Sylvia Sullivan a.k.a. PSYLVIA (25 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> BLUE QUEEN'S PAWN
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... BILL PALMER!
> > > >
> >>> Bill Palmer a.k.a. PalmJob (23 votes)
> >>> John Lucas (12 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... STEEBIE WINTER!
> > > >
> >>> Dore Williamson (12 votes)
> >>> Pastor Steve Winter (20 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> BLUE QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... PROFESSEUR VON TWO SHITS!
> > > >
> >>> Keith "Scrappy" Carrot (6 votes)
> >>> Professeur Von TwoSteps (22 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... JOHN GRUBOR!
> > > >
> >>> John Grubor (27 votes)
> >>> John Shocked (7 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> BLUE QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... THE UNITARD!
> > > >
> >>> Emmett E Gulley (13 votes)
> >>> Uni (18 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... EDMOND HEINZ WOLLMANN!
> > > >
> >>> Edmond Heinz Wollmann (31 votes)
> >>> Scott Abraham (6 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> BLUE QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... bDAN KETTLER!
> > > >
> >>> Bruce Dan Kettler (21 votes)
> >>> Ray Murphy (8 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> RED KING
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... KENNY PANGBORN!
> > > >
> >>> Kenneth R Pangborn a.k.a. Kenny Kakes (28 votes)
> >>> Richard Hoagland (8 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> RED KING'S PAWN
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... KAZOO!
> > > >
> >>> David Moore (6 votes)
> >>> Ray R Karczewski a.k.a. Kazoo (29 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> RED KING'S BISHOP
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... HELENA KOBRIN!
> > > >
> >>> Colin James (11 votes)
> >>> Helena Kobrin (13 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> RED KING'S BISHOP'S PAWN
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... FRAUDSHIP1 OF THE PARANORMAL!
> > > >
> >>> Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (11 votes)
> >>> Flagship1 of the Paranormal (14 votes)
> >>> John Wentzky (5 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> RED KING'S KNIGHT
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... DAVIE THOLEN!
> > > >
> >>> David Tholen (25 votes)
> >>> Dmitri Vulis (9 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> RED KING'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... CHUCKWEASEL D BOHNE!
> > > >
> >>> Charles D Bohne (12 votes)
> >>> Gerald C Newton a.k.a. G-Dolf (11 votes)
> >>> Erik "Mouse" McDarby (9 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> RED KING'S ROOK
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... ONIDEUS MAD HATTER!
> > > >
> >>> Matthew Moulton a.k.a. Onideus Mad Hatter (18 votes)
> >>> Pete Stapleton (11 votes)
> >>> Robert E McElwaine (4 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> RED KING'S ROOK'S PAWN
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... FLY POOFTER!
> > > >
> >>> Fly Cooter (22 votes)
> >>> Hugh Jeffcoat (8 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> RED QUEEN
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
> > > >
> >>> Alexa Cameron (26 votes)
> >>> Nancy Lieder (8 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> RED QUEEN'S PAWN
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... THE SAUCERHEADS OF ALT.ASTRONOMY!
> > > >
> >>> Joe1orbit (8 votes)
> >>> The saucerheads of alt.astronomy (25 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... LOUIS TURI!
> > > >
> >>> Louis Turi (21 votes)
> >>> Tom Bishop (10 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> RED QUEEN'S BISHOP'S PAWN
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... CHUCKLES LYSAGHT!
> > > >
> >>> Chuck Lysaght (17 votes)
> >>> John Ennis a.k.a. Sollog (16 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... GOOFPRINTS!
> > > >
> >>> George E Hammond (9 votes)
> >>> Lynne Lyons a.k.a. Hoofprints (23 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> RED QUEEN'S KNIGHT'S PAWN
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... FUCKNOZZLE SENIOR!
> > > >
> >>> Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens a.k.a. Jai Maharaj (28 votes)
> >>> Joey Jimenez a.k.a. Colonel Jake (4 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> RED QUEEN'S ROOK
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... BRAD GUTHBALL!
> > > >
> >>> Brad Guth (17 votes)
> >>> Earl Curley (15 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> RED QUEEN'S ROOK'S PAWN
> > > >
> >>> The winner is... RUSTY LARD MOUNTAIN!
> > > >
> >>> Jeffrey Douglas Hunt (3 votes)
> >>> Russell B Waters a.k.a. Pizzaboi (26 votes)
> > > >
> > > >
> >>> This concludes the results of the Kook Chess Set election. 40
> ballot >>> papers were submitted, of which 39 were deemed to be valid.
> > > >
> >>> Congratulations to all thirty-two winners!
> > > >
> >
> > --
> > Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
> > Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy
> >
> > "The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
> > both male and female genitalia."
> >
> > "Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
> > with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."
> >
> > -- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
> >
> > "I am a sean being from another planet."
> > -- Darla aka Dr. Why aka Dr. Yubiwan aka ...
--
Sean Monaghan
Samaritan Awards: http://www.hydroclick.com/samaritan
Jimmy Snibbler wrote:
> Daedalus <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > On 1 Nov 2005 21:06:04 +0100, "Vito Kuhn"
> > <[email protected]>, wrote:
> >
> >>"Art Deco" <[email protected]> wrote:
> > >
> >>> Vito Kuhn <[email protected]> wrote:
> >>>
> >>> >"Aratzio" <[email protected]> wrote:
> >>> >
> >>> >> On 1 Nov 2005 02:52:13 +0100, "Vito Kuhn"
> >>> <[email protected]> >> got double secret probation
> because: >>> >>
> >>> >> > First it was playing cards, now a "CHESS SET"? You give new
> >>> meaning >> > to the word "IMMATURITY", Peter. When are you gonna
> grow >>> up and stop >> > wasting time on your parents' dime? One of
> these days >>> you'll have to >> > start fending for yourself in this
> world. All this >>> time you waste on >> > these juvenile troll
> games can be better spent >>> improving yourself as >> > a human
> being, but no. Little Peter would >>> rather see who he can >> >
> ridicule the most on usenet THIS month, >>> EVERY month. You're
> wasting >> > your life away with all this >>> nonsense., and you're
> unquestionably >> > making a bunch of enemies in >>> the process. >>
> > >>> >> > VK
> >>> >>
> >>> >> Nice Kook Rant Vito. One teenie, minor, inconsequential
> problem, this >>> >> one is Sean's not Peter's. Do at least have the
> decency to rant at >>> the >> correct person, for once.
> >>> >
> >>> > Well, look what the dog brought home. The lush that loves
> whiskey and >>> > The Three Stooges. Keep your troll sales pitch to
> yourself, swine. >>> > Ross can change his address all he wants. He
> isn't fooling anyone but >>> > himself, and I meant what I said about
> making enemies. One day he'll >>> > make the wrong guy mad and his
> whole world will cave in right before >>> > his very eyes. It might
> already be too late for him. You just worry >>> > about your own
> path, I reckon you have plenty of things to worry >>> > about
> yourself. >>>
> >>> Hey Vito, do you still maintain that I'm a hedonist based on my
> name?
> > >
> > > You have a pretty good memory for a miscreant. Save your lies for
> > > someone foolish enough to believe them. "ART DECO" is only your
> > > "SCREEN NAME", not your "NAME". Your real "NAME" is on file with
> > > your service provider, so stop thinking you're immune from
> > > accountability. Take good care of that hide of yours while you
> > > can. You'll miss it if someone decides to skin you alive.
> > >
> > > VK
> >
> > F00k Off, Tosser! Your kook threats have no power here. How is that
> > utter failure, looser lair, place where no one wants to go and know
> > Vito's name the fam heirarchy working out for you?
> >
> > Still a total dump of no interest to anyone?
> >
> > BWAHAHAHAHA!
> >
> >
> > Jade
>
> So who are we bullying this week? I don't see Vito on my calendar.
> My bad!
Frito doesn't need an appointment; he comes in the name of the Lord.
--
Sean Monaghan
Samaritan Awards: http://www.hydroclick.com/samaritan