Folks -
OK, apparently all is forgiven - I just got my PRE-APPROVED HCA MEMBERSHIP
MONOGRAPH in yesterday's mail. Y'know, I really DO hate to be a cynic about
all of this, but how the hell can you keep all of this PRIVILEGED
information and MEMBERS ONLY status when the packet is enclosed in an
oversize, BRIGHT orange florescent envelope? Keee-rist! Now the mail-man
knows - heck, he's probably already got a woody just from the POSSIBILITY
that a 14 in 1 Tool Gauge/Flashlight/Screwdriver/Web Browser/Hot Dog
Stop/HCA Discount Card/Ninja Throwing Star could show up AT ANY TIME.
I am pretty sure I saw my neighbor lurking around the recycle can last
night, looking to see if I "slipped up" with the seeeeecret membership
materials - Ha! what a piker.... Not a chance!
The guy down the block dropped by this morning, trying to be all
casual-like.... asking if I "happened" to have a drill bit gauge handy so
that he could sort through a cigar box of old drill bits. Naturally, I
dropped him before he finished his sentence. The Coroner is still out on
the porch dealing with the aftermath. He flashed the badge and started to
ask MORE questions, but I flashed my "you know what" membership card in
return and he fell mute.
This was SO worth the LIFETIME membership fee of $700. I'm already working
on making more room for all of those tools that are going to show up any day
now. I think that the guy who was the Currency Minister in Nigeria is going
to be delivering them, probably with a PM-66. WHOO-HOOOOOO.
This is WAY better than being part of the Illuminati!
John Moorhead
In article <[email protected]>, John
Moorhead <[email protected]> wrote:
> This is WAY better than being part of the Illuminati!
YEah, but did you get the ultra-special BLACK guage, like I did?
--
"The thing about saying the wrong words is that A, I don't notice it, and B,
sometimes orange water gibbon bucket and plastic." -- Mr. Burrows
In article <[email protected]>,
jo4hn <[email protected]> wrote:
> Whoa. Dave is a *player*.
Not necc a "speller" though...
That would be gauge, not guage.
;-)
--
"The thing about saying the wrong words is that A, I don't notice it, and B,
sometimes orange water gibbon bucket and plastic." -- Mr. Burrows
On Sat, 12 Mar 2005 18:15:42 GMT, jo4hn <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> Easy there big fella. The secret to having a secret organization is
> keeping it secret. Slink and skulk, don't flash and brag. Maintain
> deniability. Remember, there is no cabal.
Speaking of - you missed last meeting, Jo4hn, and I noticed you're on
for treats for next time.
Dave
Dave Balderstone wrote:
> In article <[email protected]>, John
> Moorhead <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
>>This is WAY better than being part of the Illuminati!
>
>
> YEah, but did you get the ultra-special BLACK guage, like I did?
>
Whoa. Dave is a *player*.
In article <[email protected]>,
"John Moorhead" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Folks -
>
> OK, apparently all is forgiven - I just got my PRE-APPROVED HCA MEMBERSHIP
> MONOGRAPH in yesterday's mail. Y'know, I really DO hate to be a cynic about
> all of this, but how the hell can you keep all of this PRIVILEGED
> information and MEMBERS ONLY status when the packet is enclosed in an
> oversize, BRIGHT orange florescent envelope? Keee-rist! Now the mail-man
> knows - heck, he's probably already got a woody just from the POSSIBILITY
> that a 14 in 1 Tool Gauge/Flashlight/Screwdriver/Web Browser/Hot Dog
> Stop/HCA Discount Card/Ninja Throwing Star could show up AT ANY TIME.
>
> I am pretty sure I saw my neighbor lurking around the recycle can last
> night, looking to see if I "slipped up" with the seeeeecret membership
> materials - Ha! what a piker.... Not a chance!
>
> The guy down the block dropped by this morning, trying to be all
> casual-like.... asking if I "happened" to have a drill bit gauge handy so
> that he could sort through a cigar box of old drill bits. Naturally, I
> dropped him before he finished his sentence. The Coroner is still out on
> the porch dealing with the aftermath. He flashed the badge and started to
> ask MORE questions, but I flashed my "you know what" membership card in
> return and he fell mute.
>
> This was SO worth the LIFETIME membership fee of $700. I'm already working
> on making more room for all of those tools that are going to show up any day
> now. I think that the guy who was the Currency Minister in Nigeria is going
> to be delivering them, probably with a PM-66. WHOO-HOOOOOO.
>
> This is WAY better than being part of the Illuminati!
>
> John Moorhead
>
>
...you have said too much.....
John Moorhead wrote:
> Folks -
>
> OK, apparently all is forgiven - I just got my PRE-APPROVED HCA MEMBERSHIP
> MONOGRAPH in yesterday's mail. [snippage]
> This was SO worth the LIFETIME membership fee of $700. I'm already working
> on making more room for all of those tools that are going to show up any day
> now. I think that the guy who was the Currency Minister in Nigeria is going
> to be delivering them, probably with a PM-66. WHOO-HOOOOOO.
>
> This is WAY better than being part of the Illuminati!
>
> John Moorhead
>
Easy there big fella. The secret to having a secret organization is
keeping it secret. Slink and skulk, don't flash and brag. Maintain
deniability. Remember, there is no cabal.
mahalo,
4
I defeated the cabal in the first version of Trade Wars, long, long ago, on
a BBS, before the Internet was fashionable. That's why they no longer
exist.....
RJ
"jo4hn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> John Moorhead wrote:
>
>> Folks -
>>
>> OK, apparently all is forgiven - I just got my PRE-APPROVED HCA
>> MEMBERSHIP MONOGRAPH in yesterday's mail. [snippage]
>
>> This was SO worth the LIFETIME membership fee of $700. I'm already
>> working on making more room for all of those tools that are going to show
>> up any day now. I think that the guy who was the Currency Minister in
>> Nigeria is going to be delivering them, probably with a PM-66.
>> WHOO-HOOOOOO.
>>
>> This is WAY better than being part of the Illuminati!
>>
>> John Moorhead
>
> Easy there big fella. The secret to having a secret organization is
> keeping it secret. Slink and skulk, don't flash and brag. Maintain
> deniability. Remember, there is no cabal.
> mahalo,
> 4