In article <[email protected]>,
mac davis <[email protected]> wrote:
>On Mon, 21 Mar 2005 14:25:35 -0500, Robatoy <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>I was going to learn to use a router, but I didn't dare to take the
>>plunge.
>>
>>I was going to be a lawyer, but I couldn't find my briefs.
>>
>>I was going to be a doctor, but I didn't have the patience.
>>
>>..................................
>>
>>..................................
>>
>>..................................
>I wanted to be a teacher but didn't make the grade...
>
>I was going to be a butcher but didn't make the cut..
.... but backed into the meat grinder.
and got a little behind in my work.
In article <[email protected]>, Larry Jaques
<novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote:
> >An Abelian grape.
>
> I don't get it. Give!
" A group or other algebraic object is said to be Abelian if the law of
commutativity always holds."
;-)
--
"The thing about saying the wrong words is that A, I don't notice it, and B,
sometimes orange water gibbon bucket and plastic." -- Mr. Burrows
In article <[email protected]>,
Australopithecus scobis <[email protected]> wrote:
> 3. What's purple and wants to rule the world? Alexander the grape. You get
> the picture...
Purple in the ocean? Moby Grape.
--
"The thing about saying the wrong words is that A, I don't notice it, and B,
sometimes orange water gibbon bucket and plastic." -- Mr. Burrows
"Robatoy"
>I was going to learn to use a router, but I didn't dare to take the
> plunge.
>
> I was going to be a lawyer, but I couldn't find my briefs.
>
> I was going to be a doctor, but I didn't have the patience.
>
I was going to be a skydiver but I was not ready to take the leap.
I was going to be a surgeon but didn't make the cut.
......................
Dave
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Teamcasa wrote:
> "Robatoy"
>
>>I was going to learn to use a router, but I didn't dare to take the
>>plunge.
>>
>>I was going to be a lawyer, but I couldn't find my briefs.
>>
>>I was going to be a doctor, but I didn't have the patience.
>>
>
> I was going to be a skydiver but I was not ready to take the leap.
>
> I was going to be a surgeon but didn't make the cut.
>
I wanted to be a mathematician but couldn't integrate.
OKOK, its weak, but I like it anyway (my g/f is a mathie). Have you
heard the joke about e^x at the party...
PK
Robatoy wrote:
> In article <[email protected]>,
> Morris Dovey <[email protected]> wrote:
>>Worse and worse. What's green and can do mach 1 *backward*?
>
> I do not know, Morris. Please tell us.
Snot
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DeSoto Solar
DeSoto, Iowa USA
http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/solar.html
Dave Balderstone wrote:
> In article <[email protected]>, Larry Jaques
> <novalidaddress@di\/ersify.com> wrote:
>
>
>>>An Abelian grape.
>>
>>I don't get it. Give!
>
>
> " A group or other algebraic object is said to be Abelian if the law of
> commutativity always holds."
>
> ;-)
>
And while we're at it, don't forget that all involutory collineations
are harmonic homologies. Sheeeesh.
j4
Robatoy wrote:
> In article
> <230320051206188384%dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_S.balderstone.ca>, Dave
> Balderstone <dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_S.balderstone.ca> wrote:
>
>> In article <[email protected]>,
>> Australopithecus scobis <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> 3. What's purple and wants to rule the world? Alexander
>>> the grape. You get the picture...
>>
>> Purple in the ocean? Moby Grape.
>
> That's .. what's pink and floats in the ocean..
>
> Moby's dick.
>
> ... I don't write them...
Worse and worse. What's green and can do mach 1 *backward*?
--
Morris Dovey
DeSoto Solar
DeSoto, Iowa USA
http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/solar.html
Robatoy wrote:
> In article <230320051206188384%dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_S.balderstone.ca>,
> Dave Balderstone <dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_S.balderstone.ca> wrote:
>
>
>>In article <[email protected]>,
>>Australopithecus scobis <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>3. What's purple and wants to rule the world? Alexander the grape. You get
>>>the picture...
>>
>>Purple in the ocean? Moby Grape.
>
>
> That's .. what's pink and floats in the ocean..
>
> Moby's dick.
>
>
> ... I don't write them...
Oh,
I always thought Moby Dick was a venerial disease, and that Peter Pan
was a wash basin in a brothel.
Glen
"Australopithecus scobis" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005 19:47:22 -0500, Paul Kierstead wrote:
>
>> OKOK, its weak, but I like it anyway (my g/f is a mathie). Have you
>> heard the joke about e^x at the party...
>
> Ask her "what's purple and commutes?"
> --
> "Keep your ass behind you"
> vladimir a t mad {dot} scientist {dot} com
>
While we're on that subject:
Three squaws were each preparing for the birth of their first child.
The first placed a large bear hide by the river, the second squaw placed
an elk hide by the tree by the river, and the third squaw placed a
hippopotamus hide by a path, near the river and the tree, so that the
three formed a triangle.
It just so happened that all three women gave birth on the same day.
The first squaw on the bear hide had a 5lb son, the second on the elk
hide had a 6lb son, and the third squaw on the hippopotamus hide had an
11lb son.
To this day, mathematicians credit these three women with the first proof
of Pythagorus's Theory :
The son of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the
squaws of the adjacent hides.
On Tue, 22 Mar 2005 23:28:11 -0600, the inscrutable Australopithecus
scobis <[email protected]> spake:
>On Tue, 22 Mar 2005 23:17:58 -0500, Paul Kierstead wrote:
>
>>> Ask her "what's purple and commutes?"
>>
>> I think she has just finished too many mid-terms; she doesn't get it.
>> Ok, give!
>
>An Abelian grape.
I don't get it. Give!
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On Mon, 21 Mar 2005 19:47:22 -0500, Paul Kierstead <[email protected]> wrote:
>Teamcasa wrote:
>> "Robatoy"
>>
>>>I was going to learn to use a router, but I didn't dare to take the
>>>plunge.
>>>
>>>I was going to be a lawyer, but I couldn't find my briefs.
>>>
>>>I was going to be a doctor, but I didn't have the patience.
>>>
>>
>> I was going to be a skydiver but I was not ready to take the leap.
>>
>> I was going to be a surgeon but didn't make the cut.
>>
>
>I wanted to be a mathematician but couldn't integrate.
>
>OKOK, its weak, but I like it anyway (my g/f is a mathie). Have you
>heard the joke about e^x at the party...
>
>PK
or about the constipated accountant that worked it out with a pencil?
mac
Please remove splinters before emailing
In article <[email protected]>,
Morris Dovey <[email protected]> wrote:
[snipperectomized]..
>
> Worse and worse. What's green and can do mach 1 *backward*?
I do not know, Morris. Please tell us.
What is green and points to the North?
... a magnetic pickle.
worse and worse and worse...
In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] wrote:
> Oh my freakin' god, that's terrible.
>
> ROFLMAO
>
> -Phil Crow
>
Ever start a thread...and then wish you hadn't?....*G*
In article <230320051206188384%dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_S.balderstone.ca>,
Dave Balderstone <dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_S.balderstone.ca> wrote:
> In article <[email protected]>,
> Australopithecus scobis <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > 3. What's purple and wants to rule the world? Alexander the grape. You get
> > the picture...
>
> Purple in the ocean? Moby Grape.
That's .. what's pink and floats in the ocean..
Moby's dick.
... I don't write them...
In article <[email protected]>,
Morris Dovey <[email protected]> wrote:
> Robatoy wrote:
>
> > In article <[email protected]>,
> > Morris Dovey <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >>Worse and worse. What's green and can do mach 1 *backward*?
> >
> > I do not know, Morris. Please tell us.
>
> Snot
You are a sick man. That joke is sick.
Thank you for that...
Australopithecus scobis wrote:
> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005 19:47:22 -0500, Paul Kierstead wrote:
>
>
>>OKOK, its weak, but I like it anyway (my g/f is a mathie). Have you
>>heard the joke about e^x at the party...
>
>
> Ask her "what's purple and commutes?"
I think she has just finished too many mid-terms; she doesn't get it.
Ok, give!
PK
Tim and Steph wrote:
<great yet terrible math joke snipped, use google!>
> The son of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the
> squaws of the adjacent hides.
Oh man, I love it.
So, there was this big math party. All the important functions where
there; sin, cos, Pythagoras, everyone. e^x showed up to the party but
was observed staying alone in the corner quietly. Some of the equations
felt rather bad and went over to e^x and said to it: "Come on, have fun
and join the party! You will never have fun if you don't integrate!".
e^x replied: "Why bother, it doesn't make any difference".
ROFLMAO!!!
PK
On Wed, 23 Mar 2005 18:49:03 +0100, Juergen Hannappel
<[email protected]> wrote:
>Paul Kierstead <[email protected]> writes:
>
>
>[...]
>
>>
>> OKOK, its weak, but I like it anyway (my g/f is a mathie). Have you
>> heard the joke about e^x at the party...
>
>The one about the e^x bragging to the differential operator that it
>can't be harmed just to hear: "Pity. I'm d/dy..."?
The only one I know, told to us by an econ prof
integral(1 / cabin dcabin) = ln(cabin) + c = houseboat
Yeah, it wasn't that funny 25 years ago either.
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On Wed, 23 Mar 2005 05:47:45 -0800, Larry Jaques wrote:
>>>> Ask her "what's purple and commutes?"
>>>
>>> I think she has just finished too many mid-terms; she doesn't get it.
>>> Ok, give!
>>
>>An Abelian grape.
>
> I don't get it. Give!
1. You're not a mathemetician, so it won't be funny. Trust me on this.
2. One of the properties of an Abelian group is that it is commutative.
(Addition is commutative; 4 + 3 = 3 + 4.) Groups are apparently very
interesting to maths types. I never took those courses, though.
3. What's purple and wants to rule the world? Alexander the grape. You get
the picture...
--
"Keep your ass behind you"
vladimir a t mad {dot} scientist {dot} com
On Mon, 21 Mar 2005 14:25:35 -0500, Robatoy <[email protected]> wrote:
>I was going to learn to use a router, but I didn't dare to take the
>plunge.
>
>I was going to be a lawyer, but I couldn't find my briefs.
>
>I was going to be a doctor, but I didn't have the patience.
>
>..................................
>
>..................................
>
>..................................
I wanted to be a teacher but didn't make the grade...
I was going to be a butcher but didn't make the cut..
I was going to be a mule skinner, but couldn't find my ass?
mac
Please remove splinters before emailing
Paul Kierstead <[email protected]> writes:
[...]
>
> OKOK, its weak, but I like it anyway (my g/f is a mathie). Have you
> heard the joke about e^x at the party...
The one about the e^x bragging to the differential operator that it
can't be harmed just to hear: "Pity. I'm d/dy..."?
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Paul Kierstead wrote:
> Teamcasa wrote:
>
>> "Robatoy"
>>
>>> I was going to learn to use a router, but I didn't dare to take the
>>> plunge.
>>>
>>> I was going to be a lawyer, but I couldn't find my briefs.
>>>
>>> I was going to be a doctor, but I didn't have the patience.
>>>
>>
>> I was going to be a skydiver but I was not ready to take the leap.
>>
>> I was going to be a surgeon but didn't make the cut.
>>
>
> I wanted to be a mathematician but couldn't integrate.
>
> OKOK, its weak, but I like it anyway (my g/f is a mathie). Have you
> heard the joke about e^x at the party...
>
> PK
I wanted to be a comedian, but everyone just laughed at me.
--
Robert Allison
Rimshot, Inc.
Georgetown, TX