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Unisaw A100

28/10/2003 6:12 PM

Cabinet Master Clamp Jihad

So far I've received thousands of e-mails from all across
this great land of ours from good people just like you and
me that would like to torch every Woodcraft store in sight.
The plan so far is to meet somewhere central to the greatest
number of respondents, preferably somewhere with a lot of
Woodcraft stores clustered close by so we can kick this
thing off with a bang. From there we'll fan out and pick up
anyone along the way that couldn't make it to the kick-off.

Get your torches ready and practice up on your clamoring.

UA100


This topic has 16 replies

BB

BRuce

in reply to Unisaw A100 on 28/10/2003 6:12 PM

29/10/2003 9:24 AM

don't forget the rope!

Wood Butcher wrote:
> I don't have a white pointy hood and robe. Do I really need
> them or are they optional for your Kabinet Klamp Krusade?
>
> Art
>
> "Unisaw A100" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
>>So far I've received thousands of e-mails from all across
>>this great land of ours from good people just like you and
>>me that would like to torch every Woodcraft store in sight.
>>The plan so far is to meet somewhere central to the greatest
>>number of respondents, preferably somewhere with a lot of
>>Woodcraft stores clustered close by so we can kick this
>>thing off with a bang. From there we'll fan out and pick up
>>anyone along the way that couldn't make it to the kick-off.
>>
>>Get your torches ready and practice up on your clamoring.
>>
>>UA100
>
>
>

TW

Tom Watson

in reply to Unisaw A100 on 28/10/2003 6:12 PM

29/10/2003 12:27 AM

On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 18:12:58 -0600, Unisaw A100 <[email protected]>
wrote:

>Get your torches ready and practice up on your clamoring.


"Food - good."

"Fire - bad."

(Hey - I think I saw that movie!)




Regards, Tom
Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker
Gulph Mills, Pennsylvania
http://users.snip.net/~tjwatson

DB

Dave Balderstone

in reply to Unisaw A100 on 28/10/2003 6:12 PM

28/10/2003 7:14 PM

In article <[email protected]>, Nova
<[email protected]> wrote:

> There are no Woodcraft stores in my area. Can we do a Rockler too?

Neither of those here in Canada... Sigh.

Rob Lee? Better get ready!

djb

--
There are no socks in my email address.

"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati"

Nn

Nova

in reply to Unisaw A100 on 28/10/2003 6:12 PM

29/10/2003 12:28 AM

Unisaw A100 wrote:

> So far I've received thousands of e-mails from all across
> this great land of ours from good people just like you and
> me that would like to torch every Woodcraft store in sight.
> The plan so far is to meet somewhere central to the greatest
> number of respondents, preferably somewhere with a lot of
> Woodcraft stores clustered close by so we can kick this
> thing off with a bang. From there we'll fan out and pick up
> anyone along the way that couldn't make it to the kick-off.
>
> Get your torches ready and practice up on your clamoring.
>
> UA100

There are no Woodcraft stores in my area. Can we do a Rockler too?

--
Jack Novak
Buffalo, NY - USA
(Remove "SPAM" from email address to reply)

MJ

Mark & Juanita

in reply to Unisaw A100 on 28/10/2003 6:12 PM

29/10/2003 5:09 AM

In article <hZFnb.53859$e01.142814@attbi_s02>, [email protected] says...
> I don't have a white pointy hood and robe. Do I really need
> them or are they optional for your Kabinet Klamp Krusade?
>
> Art

I believe brown shirts are the uniform of the day.

>
> "Unisaw A100" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > So far I've received thousands of e-mails from all across
> > this great land of ours from good people just like you and
> > me that would like to torch every Woodcraft store in sight.
> > The plan so far is to meet somewhere central to the greatest
> > number of respondents, preferably somewhere with a lot of
> > Woodcraft stores clustered close by so we can kick this
> > thing off with a bang. From there we'll fan out and pick up
> > anyone along the way that couldn't make it to the kick-off.
> >
> > Get your torches ready and practice up on your clamoring.
> >
> > UA100
>
>
>

hD

[email protected] (David Hall)

in reply to Unisaw A100 on 28/10/2003 6:12 PM

29/10/2003 1:59 PM

Unisaw A100 <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> So far I've received thousands of e-mails from all across
> this great land of ours from good people just like you and
> me that would like to torch every Woodcraft store in sight.
> The plan so far is to meet somewhere central to the greatest
> number of respondents, preferably somewhere with a lot of
> Woodcraft stores clustered close by so we can kick this
> thing off with a bang. From there we'll fan out and pick up
> anyone along the way that couldn't make it to the kick-off.
>
> Get your torches ready and practice up on your clamoring.
>
> UA100

Hey, my mom lives near Parkersburg. We can all meet there, do some
obligatory mob alchol consuming, march on down to Charlie Self's
house, burn it down (for practice and so he doesn't have to try to
sell it anymore) (plenty of insurance I hope, Charlie), then continue
on to the Corporate store, trash it and take all the nice tools from
the shop there and, finally trip on down to Headquarters and take our
vengence!! (We'll be sure to save a little drunken fury for that MBA,
Charlie). Sounds like a party!!!

{Of course if anyone from Woodcraft is reading this, I can be bought
off with a few free Cabinet Masters. I'll pick them up from the
Pittsburgh store :) }

Dave Hall

cC

[email protected] (Charlie Self)

in reply to [email protected] (David Hall) on 29/10/2003 1:59 PM

29/10/2003 11:43 PM

Dave Hall responds:

>Hey, my mom lives near Parkersburg. We can all meet there, do some
>obligatory mob alchol consuming, march on down to Charlie Self's
>house, burn it down (for practice and so he doesn't have to try to
>sell it anymore) (plenty of insurance I hope, Charlie),

One fire a year is plenty.

Besides, I don't drink.

And the people down at the retail store are good guys.

I'll pass. Maybe next time. :)

Charlie Self
"Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be
common." Satchel Paige














hD

[email protected] (David Hall)

in reply to [email protected] (David Hall) on 29/10/2003 1:59 PM

30/10/2003 11:30 AM

[email protected] (Charlie Self) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> Dave Hall responds:
>
> >Hey, my mom lives near Parkersburg. We can all meet there, do some
> >obligatory mob alchol consuming, march on down to Charlie Self's
> >house, burn it down (for practice and so he doesn't have to try to
> >sell it anymore) (plenty of insurance I hope, Charlie),
>
> One fire a year is plenty.

Well, Damn!! If we can't get no practice we might as well ferget the
whole deal. Man, talk about puttin' a damper on a fun night :) Hey,
maybe if we go there tomorrow all dressed up, they'll jist give us
free clamps as treats.

Dave Hall
>
> Besides, I don't drink.
>
> And the people down at the retail store are good guys.
>
> I'll pass. Maybe next time. :)
>
> Charlie Self
> "Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be
> common." Satchel Paige

cC

[email protected] (Charlie Self)

in reply to [email protected] (David Hall) on 30/10/2003 11:30 AM

30/10/2003 7:42 PM

Dave Hall responds:

>> One fire a year is plenty.
>
>Well, Damn!! If we can't get no practice we might as well ferget the
>whole deal. Man, talk about puttin' a damper on a fun night :) Hey,
>maybe if we go there tomorrow all dressed up, they'll jist give us
>free clamps as treats.

Check WTAP.com for times and dates...Parkersburg does its trick or treating
tonight.

Charlie Self
"Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be
common." Satchel Paige














TW

Tom Watson

in reply to [email protected] (David Hall) on 30/10/2003 11:30 AM

30/10/2003 8:15 PM

On 30 Oct 2003 19:42:08 GMT, [email protected] (Charlie Self)
wrote:

>Check WTAP.com for times and dates...Parkersburg does its trick or treating
>tonight.

Charlie:

Dress up as an MBA.

Give the kids a half piece of candy.

Tell them they'll get the rest after you see the quarterly numbers.


Regards, Tom
Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker
Gulph Mills, Pennsylvania
http://users.snip.net/~tjwatson

cC

[email protected] (Charlie Self)

in reply to Tom Watson on 30/10/2003 8:15 PM

30/10/2003 10:12 PM

Tom Watson responds:

>>Check WTAP.com for times and dates...Parkersburg does its trick or treating
>>tonight.
>
>Charlie:
>
>Dress up as an MBA.
>
>Give the kids a half piece of candy.
>
>Tell them they'll get the rest after you see the quarterly numbers.
>

Can't afford it. Never made that kind of money.

Charlie Self
"Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be
common." Satchel Paige














WB

"Wood Butcher"

in reply to [email protected] (David Hall) on 30/10/2003 11:30 AM

30/10/2003 11:49 PM

Then when the numbers come out, you say they weren't
good enough so you can't give them the other half of the
candy. Then announce that they need to try harder next time.

Art

"Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>
> Dress up as an MBA.
>
> Give the kids a half piece of candy.
>
> Tell them they'll get the rest after you see the quarterly numbers.
>
>
> Regards, Tom
> Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker
> Gulph Mills, Pennsylvania
> http://users.snip.net/~tjwatson

CS

"Charlie Spitzer"

in reply to [email protected] (David Hall) on 30/10/2003 11:30 AM

30/10/2003 5:12 PM

no, first you have to increase the numbers, and THEN you say they have to
try harder

"Wood Butcher" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:Mrhob.65763$e01.221810@attbi_s02...
> Then when the numbers come out, you say they weren't
> good enough so you can't give them the other half of the
> candy. Then announce that they need to try harder next time.
>
> Art
>
> "Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> >
> > Dress up as an MBA.
> >
> > Give the kids a half piece of candy.
> >
> > Tell them they'll get the rest after you see the quarterly numbers.
> >
> >
> > Regards, Tom
> > Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker
> > Gulph Mills, Pennsylvania
> > http://users.snip.net/~tjwatson
>
>

BS

"Bob S."

in reply to Unisaw A100 on 28/10/2003 6:12 PM

29/10/2003 1:29 AM

Don't mind the Duke folks, he's been out back sniffin that old bucket of
URLs again....

;)

Bob S.

JJ

"JackD"

in reply to Unisaw A100 on 28/10/2003 6:12 PM

28/10/2003 5:02 PM


"Unisaw A100" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> So far I've received thousands of e-mails from all across
> this great land of ours from good people just like you and
> me that would like to torch every Woodcraft store in sight.
> The plan so far is to meet somewhere central to the greatest
> number of respondents, preferably somewhere with a lot of
> Woodcraft stores clustered close by so we can kick this
> thing off with a bang. From there we'll fan out and pick up
> anyone along the way that couldn't make it to the kick-off.
>
> Get your torches ready and practice up on your clamoring.
>
> UA100

If you can wait until Friday I can promise you a half million little
witches, goblins and osama bin ladens.

-Jack

WB

"Wood Butcher"

in reply to Unisaw A100 on 28/10/2003 6:12 PM

29/10/2003 2:54 AM

I don't have a white pointy hood and robe. Do I really need
them or are they optional for your Kabinet Klamp Krusade?

Art

"Unisaw A100" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> So far I've received thousands of e-mails from all across
> this great land of ours from good people just like you and
> me that would like to torch every Woodcraft store in sight.
> The plan so far is to meet somewhere central to the greatest
> number of respondents, preferably somewhere with a lot of
> Woodcraft stores clustered close by so we can kick this
> thing off with a bang. From there we'll fan out and pick up
> anyone along the way that couldn't make it to the kick-off.
>
> Get your torches ready and practice up on your clamoring.
>
> UA100


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