re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2005

On Sat, 04 Jun 2005 01:58:14 GMT, "Chadwick Stone©"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>For some reason my POS M$ newsreader "dropped" this ballot so I am poasting
>this cut'n'pasted facsimile from groups.google.com and cross-poasting to a
>few relevant NGs.
>
>**** BEGIN COPY ****
>
>Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler Jun 1, 8:35 am show options
>Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
>From: Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <[email protected]> -
>Find messages by this author
>Date: Wed, 01 Jun 2005 13:35:25 +0100
>Local: Wed,Jun 1 2005 8:35 am
>Subject: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2005
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>original | Report Abuse
>
>Here follows the one true ballot for the May 2005 Usenet Kook awards.
>Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
>shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
>discretion if:
>
> * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
> * you attempt to vote twice
> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> * you vote for or against yourself
> * you vote in a thread other than this one
> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>
>Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
>12:00 noon GMT on June 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the
>candidate might be *you*.
>
>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
>KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
>
> Azure

I doubt that Blooboi's imaginary fairies can prevent it.

>
>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote yes or no.)
>
> SuN Tsu, alias Bananananae

Abstain.

>
>COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)


> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff


>BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote yes or no.)
>
> Dr David Tholen

Oh, yes.

>
>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one.)
>

> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff

Did he take over the AUK awards, yet?


>GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote for one.)

> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff

>JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>
> Alexa Cameron


>TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>
> Alexa Cameron


>VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote yes or no.)
>
> Brad Guth

Put me down for an incest cloned borg klingon vulcan jemhaddar
organian orion pleadian kzinti 'yes'. Thanks.

>
>BALSA GAVEL (Vote yes or no.)
>
> Guy Fawkes of uk.local.southwest

Abstain. Love to read the story, though.

>
>BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)
>

> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff


>OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)

> Vito Kuhn

Has Frito managed to stop whining yet?

>
>MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
>(Vote for one.)
>
> Alexa Cameron

Alexa, scalar size 14 buns down.

>MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one.)

> Michael Jackson Fans of AMM-J

Natch.

>
>KOOK KARD DECK SIX OF DIAMONDS (Vote for one.)
>

> Vito Kuhn

Teh Kuhntroll freak deserves it, for his censorious efforts alone.

>
>KOOK KARD DECK FIVE OF SPADES (Vote for one.)

> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff

>
>PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
>
> Aratzio & Peter J Ross

Well done, gents.

>HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
>
> Dr Dan Rogers

Abstain.

>
>HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
>
> John Henry

Yes.

>
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><http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/>
>
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>
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Vito Kuhn <[email protected]> wrote:

> "Aratzio" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > On 4 Jun 2005 04:48:04 +0200, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
> > wrote:
> >
> > >"Chadwick Stone©" <[email protected]> wrote:
> > >
> > >> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
> > >>
> > >> Bob Crantz
> > >> Bradley L Jesness
> > >> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
> > >> Vito Kuhn
> > >
> > > Hey Ross, you lost track of the month. I was "NOMINATED" for this
> > > stupid "AWARD" in April and you declared me to be the "WINNER" LAST
> > > MONTH. Were you boozing when you typed this drivel?
> > >
> > > VK
> >
> > Vito, you old scamp, you are the OFFICE HOLDER. The incumbent, they
> > have to prove they whine more than you to take the OFFICE away from
> > you.
>
> They can have it.
>
> > It is not an award, it is a special honor bestowed upon those of
> > so especially whiney kooks.
>
> More slop for the archive, thanks.
>
> VK

Make sure you print out hard copies of all the posts in the archive,
this will go a long way toward helping in any future legal actions.

--
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<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/alexa/socks.html>
<http://www.petitmorte.net/cujo/kazoo/kazoo.html>

"We don't live on "islands". The name of my home-world is Manda."
-- Charles D. "Chuckweasel" Bohne

"Chadwick Stone©" wrote:
>
> For some reason my POS M$ newsreader "dropped" this ballot so I am poasting
> this cut'n'pasted facsimile from groups.google.com and cross-poasting to a
> few relevant NGs.
>
> **** BEGIN COPY ****
>
> Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler Jun 1, 8:35 am show options
> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
> From: Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <[email protected]> -
> Find messages by this author
> Date: Wed, 01 Jun 2005 13:35:25 +0100
> Local: Wed,Jun 1 2005 8:35 am
> Subject: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2005
> Reply | Reply to Author | Forward | Print | Individual Message | Show
> original | Report Abuse
>
> Here follows the one true ballot for the May 2005 Usenet Kook awards.
> Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
> shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
> discretion if:
>
> * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
> * you attempt to vote twice
> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> * you vote for or against yourself
> * you vote in a thread other than this one
> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>
> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until
> 12:00 noon GMT on June 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the
> candidate might be *you*.
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
>
> Azure X
> J Wyatt Ehrenfels
> neither of the above
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote yes or no.)
>
> SuN Tsu, alias Bananananae X
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
>
> Bradley L Jesness
> Charles D Bohne X
> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
> none of the above
>
> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote yes or no.)
>
> Dr David Tholen X
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one.)
>
> Linda Gore
> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff X
> neither of the above
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote for one.)
>
> David V.
> jet
> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff X
> non of the above
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>
> Alexa Cameron X
> Bradley L Jesness
> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
> Louis Turi
> SuN Tsu, alias Bananananae
> none of the above
>
> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>
> Alexa Cameron X
> Eddie @ codingirc.net
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote yes or no.)
>
> Brad Guth X
>
> BALSA GAVEL (Vote yes or no.)
>
> Guy Fawkes of uk.local.southwest X
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)
>
> Donald L Ferrt, alias Aozotorp X
> jet
> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
> Will Dockery
> none of the above
>
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
>
> Bob Crantz
> Bradley L Jesness
> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff X
> Vito Kuhn
>
> MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
> (Vote for one.)
>
> Alexa Cameron X
> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
>
> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one.)
>
> Edmond Heinz Wollmann & Ray Murphy
> Michael Jackson Fans of AMM-J X
>
> KOOK KARD DECK SIX OF DIAMONDS (Vote for one.)
>
> Pete Stapleton
> Vito Kuhn X
>
> KOOK KARD DECK FIVE OF SPADES (Vote for one.)
>
> Jay Stevens, alias Jai Marahaj
> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff X
>
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one.)
>
> Aratzio & Peter J Ross X
> Michael Cook
> neither of the above
>
> HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
>
> Dr Dan Rogers YES
>
> HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
>
> John Henry YES
>
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>
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>
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>
> Chadwick Stone©
>
> Formerly the AFA-B Sovereign Sockpuppet©
> March 2005, Hammer of Thor recipient
> No longer anonymous but still immune
> Usenet's most helpful netizen
>
> SovereignSockpuppet at Yahoo dot com
> Benevolent Order of the Pointy Stick
> Skepticult® ID: 581-00504-208
> A mean and nasty bastard
> I am the New World Order

"Frito" Vito Kuhn stopped jerking off to *The Passion* long enough to
write:
>
>
> More slop for the archive, thanks.

Got Zip disks?


--
Dan Baldwin, unethical *by design*

I am a minion of Satan, but my powers are mainly administrative.

Hail the un-alive

"Chadwick Stone©" <[email protected]> wrote:

> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
>
> Bob Crantz
> Bradley L Jesness
> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
> Vito Kuhn

Hey Ross, you lost track of the month. I was "NOMINATED" for this stupid
"AWARD" in April and you declared me to be the "WINNER" LAST MONTH. Were
you boozing when you typed this drivel?

VK

"Aratzio" <[email protected]> wrote:

> On 4 Jun 2005 04:48:04 +0200, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
> >"Chadwick Stone©" <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
> >>
> >> Bob Crantz
> >> Bradley L Jesness
> >> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
> >> Vito Kuhn
> >
> > Hey Ross, you lost track of the month. I was "NOMINATED" for this
> > stupid "AWARD" in April and you declared me to be the "WINNER" LAST
> > MONTH. Were you boozing when you typed this drivel?
> >
> > VK
>
> Vito, you old scamp, you are the OFFICE HOLDER. The incumbent, they
> have to prove they whine more than you to take the OFFICE away from
> you.

They can have it.

> It is not an award, it is a special honor bestowed upon those of
> so especially whiney kooks.

More slop for the archive, thanks.

VK

On 4 Jun 2005 05:16:11 +0200, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>"Aratzio" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> On 4 Jun 2005 04:48:04 +0200, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >"Chadwick Stone©" <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >
>> >> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
>> >>
>> >> Bob Crantz
>> >> Bradley L Jesness
>> >> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
>> >> Vito Kuhn
>> >
>> > Hey Ross, you lost track of the month. I was "NOMINATED" for this
>> > stupid "AWARD" in April and you declared me to be the "WINNER" LAST
>> > MONTH. Were you boozing when you typed this drivel?
>> >
>> > VK
>>
>> Vito, you old scamp, you are the OFFICE HOLDER. The incumbent, they
>> have to prove they whine more than you to take the OFFICE away from
>> you.
>
>They can have it.
>
>> It is not an award, it is a special honor bestowed upon those of
>> so especially whiney kooks.
>
>More slop for the archive, thanks.
>
>VK

So you are a masochist and enjoy revisiting these little spots of
repartee?

--

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

On 4 Jun 2005 04:48:04 +0200, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>"Chadwick Stone©" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Bob Crantz
>> Bradley L Jesness
>> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
>> Vito Kuhn
>
>Hey Ross, you lost track of the month. I was "NOMINATED" for this stupid
>"AWARD" in April and you declared me to be the "WINNER" LAST MONTH. Were
>you boozing when you typed this drivel?
>
>VK

Vito, you old scamp, you are the OFFICE HOLDER. The incumbent, they
have to prove they whine more than you to take the OFFICE away from
you. It is not an award, it is a special honor bestowed upon those of
so especially whiney kooks.

--

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

X-No-Archive: YES
Aratzio has offered into testimony
[email protected]

> On 4 Jun 2005 05:16:11 +0200, "Vito Kuhn"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> "Aratzio" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> On 4 Jun 2005 04:48:04 +0200, "Vito Kuhn"
>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Chadwick Stone©" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
>>>>>
>>>>> Bob Crantz
>>>>> Bradley L Jesness
>>>>> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
>>>>> Vito Kuhn
>>>>
>>>> Hey Ross, you lost track of the month. I was
>>>> "NOMINATED" for this stupid "AWARD" in April and you
>>>> declared me to be the "WINNER" LAST MONTH. Were you
>>>> boozing when you typed this drivel?
>>>>
>>>> VK
>>>
>>> Vito, you old scamp, you are the OFFICE HOLDER. The
>>> incumbent, they have to prove they whine more than you
>>> to take the OFFICE away from you.
>>
>> They can have it.
>>
>>> It is not an award, it is a special honor bestowed upon
>>> those of so especially whiney kooks.
>>
>> More slop for the archive, thanks.
>>
>> VK
>
> So you are a masochist and enjoy revisiting these little
> spots of repartee?

He's kampaigning for the Palmjob Paddle.

--

Chadwick Stone©

Formerly the AFA-B Sovereign Sockpuppet©
March 2005, Hammer of Thor recipient
No longer anonymous but still immune
Usenet's most helpful netizen

SovereignSockpuppet at Yahoo dot com
Benevolent Order of the Pointy Stick
Skepticult® ID: 581-00504-208
A mean and nasty bastard
I am the New World Order

On 4 Jun 2005 05:16:11 +0200, in rec.woodworking, "Vito Kuhn"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>"Aratzio" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> On 4 Jun 2005 04:48:04 +0200, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >"Chadwick Stone©" <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >
>> >> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
>> >>
>> >> Bob Crantz
>> >> Bradley L Jesness
>> >> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
>> >> Vito Kuhn
>> >
>> > Hey Ross, you lost track of the month. I was "NOMINATED" for this
>> > stupid "AWARD" in April and you declared me to be the "WINNER" LAST
>> > MONTH. Were you boozing when you typed this drivel?
>> >
>> > VK
>>
>> Vito, you old scamp, you are the OFFICE HOLDER. The incumbent, they
>> have to prove they whine more than you to take the OFFICE away from
>> you.
>
>They can have it.
>
>> It is not an award, it is a special honor bestowed upon those of
>> so especially whiney kooks.
>
>More slop for the archive, thanks.

What archive? and just how did you plan on using it?

Do you understand XNA?

I don't think so...


--
Ak'toh'di

Bob Officer <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> On 4 Jun 2005 05:16:11 +0200, in rec.woodworking, "Vito Kuhn"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>"Aratzio" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> On 4 Jun 2005 04:48:04 +0200, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>> >"Chadwick Stone©" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
>>> >>
>>> >> Bob Crantz
>>> >> Bradley L Jesness
>>> >> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
>>> >> Vito Kuhn
>>> >
>>> > Hey Ross, you lost track of the month. I was "NOMINATED" for this
>>> > stupid "AWARD" in April and you declared me to be the "WINNER" LAST
>>> > MONTH. Were you boozing when you typed this drivel?
>>> >
>>> > VK
>>>
>>> Vito, you old scamp, you are the OFFICE HOLDER. The incumbent, they
>>> have to prove they whine more than you to take the OFFICE away from
>>> you.
>>
>>They can have it.
>>
>>> It is not an award, it is a special honor bestowed upon those of
>>> so especially whiney kooks.
>>
>>More slop for the archive, thanks.
>
> What archive? and just how did you plan on using it?
>
> Do you understand XNA?
>
> I don't think so...

That would require comprehension.

X-No-Archive: YES
Frito Kuhnt has offered into testimony
[email protected]

> "Chadwick Stone©" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
>>
>> Bob Crantz
>> Bradley L Jesness
>> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
>> Vito Kuhn
>
> Hey Ross, you lost track of the month. I was "NOMINATED"
> for this stupid "AWARD" in April and you declared me to
> be the "WINNER" LAST MONTH. Were you boozing when you
> typed this drivel?

Hey Frito, your cluelessness is showing. As is your disturbing obsession
with Ross and your patent lack of Christian conduct.

Sux2BU ;)

--

Chadwick Stone©

Formerly the AFA-B Sovereign Sockpuppet©
March 2005, Hammer of Thor recipient
No longer anonymous but still immune
Usenet's most helpful netizen

SovereignSockpuppet at Yahoo dot com
Benevolent Order of the Pointy Stick
Skepticult® ID: 581-00504-208
A mean and nasty bastard
I am the New World Order

X-No-Archive: YES
Dan Baldwin has offered into testimony
[email protected]

> "Frito" Vito Kuhn stopped jerking off to *The Passion*
> long enough to write:
>>
>>
>> More slop for the archive, thanks.
>
> Got Zip disks?

No, but he's got a pencil and some construction paper he confiscated from
the kid who egged his trailer.

--

Chadwick Stone©

Formerly the AFA-B Sovereign Sockpuppet©
March 2005, Hammer of Thor recipient
No longer anonymous but still immune
Usenet's most helpful netizen

SovereignSockpuppet at Yahoo dot com
Benevolent Order of the Pointy Stick
Skepticult® ID: 581-00504-208
A mean and nasty bastard
I am the New World Order

X-No-Archive: YES
Chadwick Stone© has offered into testimony
[email protected]

> For some reason my POS M$ newsreader "dropped" this
> ballot so I am poasting this cut'n'pasted facsimile from
> groups.google.com and cross-poasting to a few relevant
> NGs.
>
> **** BEGIN COPY ****
>
> Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler Jun 1, 8:35 am
> show options Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
> From: Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler
> <[email protected]> - Find messages by this
> author
> Date: Wed, 01 Jun 2005 13:35:25 +0100
> Local: Wed,Jun 1 2005 8:35 am
> Subject: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, May 2005
> Reply | Reply to Author | Forward | Print | Individual
> Message | Show original | Report Abuse
>
> Here follows the one true ballot for the May 2005 Usenet
> Kook awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be
> disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for
> use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>
> * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the
> Bobo Award
> * you attempt to vote twice
> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable
> sockpuppet
> * you vote for or against yourself
> * you vote in a thread other than this one
> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without
> crossposting to AUK
> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of
> the ballot
> * you have officially been declared non-existent
>
> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted.
> You have until 12:00 noon GMT on June 8th to cast your
> votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be
> *you*.
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> - - - - - - -
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
>
> Azure
> J Wyatt Ehrenfels
> neither of the above

Abstain

> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote yes or no.)
>
> SuN Tsu, alias Bananananae

Abstain

> COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one.)
>
> Bradley L Jesness
> Charles D Bohne
> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
> none of the above

Steebie, although teh Chuckweasel was certainly a close contender!

> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote yes or no.)
>
> Dr David Tholen

Yes

> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one.)
>
> Linda Gore
> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
> neither of the above

Steebie.

> GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote for one.)
>
> David V.
> jet
> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
> non of the above

Steebie.

> JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for
> one.)
>
> Alexa Cameron
> Bradley L Jesness
> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
> Louis Turi
> SuN Tsu, alias Bananananae
> none of the above

AssLexa.

> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one.)
>
> Alexa Cameron
> Eddie @ codingirc.net

AssLexa.

> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote yes
> or no.)
>
> Brad Guth

Abstain.

> BALSA GAVEL (Vote yes or no.)
>
> Guy Fawkes of uk.local.southwest

Abstain.

> BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one.)
>
> Donald L Ferrt, alias Aozotorp
> jet
> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
> Will Dockery
> none of the above

Steebie, and damn, he's cleaning up this month.

> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
>
> Bob Crantz
> Bradley L Jesness
> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
> Vito Kuhn

Frito Kuhnt.

> MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI
> INFORMATION MINISTER (Vote for one.)
>
> Alexa Cameron
> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff

Oh, man, too bad this "kute kouple" can't reign as a team.

Steebie by a hair.

> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one.)
>
> Edmond Heinz Wollmann & Ray Murphy
> Michael Jackson Fans of AMM-J

Dumbass MJ fanbois.

> KOOK KARD DECK SIX OF DIAMONDS (Vote for one.)
>
> Pete Stapleton
> Vito Kuhn

Frito Kuhnt.

> KOOK KARD DECK FIVE OF SPADES (Vote for one.)
>
> Jay Stevens, alias Jai Marahaj
> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff

Steebie.

> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for
> one.)
>
> Aratzio & Peter J Ross
> Michael Cook
> neither of the above

Ratz & PJR.

> HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
>
> Dr Dan Rogers

Yes.

> HAMMER OF THOR (Vote yes or no.)
>
> John Henry

Yes.

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On Sat, 04 Jun 2005 04:56:22 GMT, "Chadwick Stone©"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>X-No-Archive: YES
>Aratzio has offered into testimony
>[email protected]
>
>> On 4 Jun 2005 05:16:11 +0200, "Vito Kuhn"
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> "Aratzio" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 4 Jun 2005 04:48:04 +0200, "Vito Kuhn"
>>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Chadwick Stone©" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one.)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Bob Crantz
>>>>>> Bradley L Jesness
>>>>>> Steve Young, alias Colonel Graff
>>>>>> Vito Kuhn
>>>>>
>>>>> Hey Ross, you lost track of the month. I was
>>>>> "NOMINATED" for this stupid "AWARD" in April and you
>>>>> declared me to be the "WINNER" LAST MONTH. Were you
>>>>> boozing when you typed this drivel?
>>>>>
>>>>> VK
>>>>
>>>> Vito, you old scamp, you are the OFFICE HOLDER. The
>>>> incumbent, they have to prove they whine more than you
>>>> to take the OFFICE away from you.
>>>
>>> They can have it.
>>>
>>>> It is not an award, it is a special honor bestowed upon
>>>> those of so especially whiney kooks.
>>>
>>> More slop for the archive, thanks.
>>>
>>> VK
>>
>> So you are a masochist and enjoy revisiting these little
>> spots of repartee?
>
>He's kampaigning for the Palmjob Paddle.

I am hoping it is *hard copy* evidence for a february kooksuit.

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