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Quick Turnings

17/08/2005 4:30 AM

WANTED: SWMBO

I am looking for a used SWMBO in the Las Vegas area that is interested
in me spending lots of money on power tools, hand tools and other fine
woodworking equipment. Preferrably her money than mine but that can
be negotiable. Looks are desirable but not a must.

Please reply via email with telephone number and address
where she can be seen.

Quick Turner


This topic has 15 replies

Jt

"Jock"

in reply to Quick Turnings on 17/08/2005 4:30 AM

17/08/2005 11:13 AM

good research.
thanks, Jock
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| On Wed, 17 Aug 2005 08:56:19 GMT, "Jock"
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| >She Who Must Be Obeyed (aka the missus)
| >Comes from Rumpole of the Bailey (BBC TV)
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| Comes from a lot farther back than that. Check my website.
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Jt

"Jock"

in reply to Quick Turnings on 17/08/2005 4:30 AM

17/08/2005 5:23 AM

hehe btw.
Jock

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| "Quick Turnings" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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||I am looking for a used SWMBO in the Las Vegas area that is interested
|| in me spending lots of money on power tools, hand tools and other fine
|| woodworking equipment. Preferrably her money than mine but that can
|| be negotiable. Looks are desirable but not a must.
||
|| Please reply via email with telephone number and address
|| where she can be seen.
||
|| Quick Turner
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|

Ld

LRod

in reply to Quick Turnings on 17/08/2005 4:30 AM

17/08/2005 2:31 PM

On Wed, 17 Aug 2005 06:08:01 -0500, "Swingman" <[email protected]> wrote:

>"Jock" wrote in message
>> She Who Must Be Obeyed (aka the missus)
>> Comes from Rumpole of the Bailey (BBC TV)
>> Jock
>
>Only if you've been raised on TV ... it actually comes from H. Rider
>Haggard, circa 1920, a bit before BBC TV.

Try 1885, even longer before BBC TV.

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Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999

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Jk

Joe_Stein

in reply to Quick Turnings on 17/08/2005 4:30 AM

17/08/2005 6:53 PM

Besides that, Mrs. Sears is involved in an alternate lifestyle with Mrs.
Kmart.






Gary wrote:
> "Quick Turnings" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
>>I am looking for a used SWMBO in the Las Vegas area that is interested
>>in me spending lots of money on power tools, hand tools and other fine
>>woodworking equipment. Preferrably her money than mine but that can
>>be negotiable. Looks are desirable but not a must.
>>
>>Please reply via email with telephone number and address
>>where she can be seen.
>>
>>Quick Turner
>
>
> Try Mrs. Black, or Mrs. Decker, or Mrs. Porter or Mrs. Cable. They're
> "used" and would love for you to spend all of YOUR money on tools and
> equipment. Forget about Mrs. Sears, she's cheap and superficial. <g>
>
> G
>
>

SD

"Steve DeMars"

in reply to Quick Turnings on 17/08/2005 4:30 AM

17/08/2005 1:35 AM

What does "SWMBO" stand for?





"Quick Turnings" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> I am looking for a used SWMBO in the Las Vegas area that is interested
> in me spending lots of money on power tools, hand tools and other fine
> woodworking equipment. Preferrably her money than mine but that can
> be negotiable. Looks are desirable but not a must.
>
> Please reply via email with telephone number and address
> where she can be seen.
>
> Quick Turner

Jt

"Jock"

in reply to Quick Turnings on 17/08/2005 4:30 AM

17/08/2005 8:56 AM

She Who Must Be Obeyed (aka the missus)
Comes from Rumpole of the Bailey (BBC TV)
Jock

"Steve DeMars" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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| What does "SWMBO" stand for?
|
|
|
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|
| "Quick Turnings" <[email protected]> wrote in message
| news:[email protected]...
| > I am looking for a used SWMBO in the Las Vegas area that is interested
| > in me spending lots of money on power tools, hand tools and other fine
| > woodworking equipment. Preferrably her money than mine but that can
| > be negotiable. Looks are desirable but not a must.
| >
| > Please reply via email with telephone number and address
| > where she can be seen.
| >
| > Quick Turner
|
|

DM

Dan Major

in reply to Quick Turnings on 17/08/2005 4:30 AM

17/08/2005 8:48 PM

I hear Ms. Harbor-Freight is available (if you like oriental girls).

Ld

LRod

in reply to Quick Turnings on 17/08/2005 4:30 AM

17/08/2005 11:58 AM

On Wed, 17 Aug 2005 08:56:19 GMT, "Jock"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>She Who Must Be Obeyed (aka the missus)
>Comes from Rumpole of the Bailey (BBC TV)

Comes from a lot farther back than that. Check my website.

--
LRod

Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite

Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999

http://www.woodbutcher.net

Proud participant of rec.woodworking since February, 1997

Gd

"Gary"

in reply to Quick Turnings on 17/08/2005 4:30 AM

17/08/2005 2:20 PM


"Quick Turnings" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>I am looking for a used SWMBO in the Las Vegas area that is interested
> in me spending lots of money on power tools, hand tools and other fine
> woodworking equipment. Preferrably her money than mine but that can
> be negotiable. Looks are desirable but not a must.
>
> Please reply via email with telephone number and address
> where she can be seen.
>
> Quick Turner

Try Mrs. Black, or Mrs. Decker, or Mrs. Porter or Mrs. Cable. They're
"used" and would love for you to spend all of YOUR money on tools and
equipment. Forget about Mrs. Sears, she's cheap and superficial. <g>

G

Ta

"Tim and Steph"

in reply to Quick Turnings on 17/08/2005 4:30 AM

21/08/2005 3:38 AM

I got one! Had her for 11 years. Neener neener!

> SWMBO's like that are rare and seldom recycled.

On

Obfuscated

in reply to Quick Turnings on 17/08/2005 4:30 AM

17/08/2005 9:43 PM

On Wed, 17 Aug 2005 04:30:13 +0000, Quick Turnings wrote:

> I am looking for a used SWMBO in the Las Vegas area that is interested
> in me spending lots of money on power tools, hand tools and other fine
> woodworking equipment. Preferrably her money than mine but that can
> be negotiable. Looks are desirable but not a must.
>
> Please reply via email with telephone number and address
> where she can be seen.
>
> Quick Turner

SWMBO's like that are rare and seldom recycled.

On

Obfuscated

in reply to Quick Turnings on 17/08/2005 4:30 AM

23/08/2005 12:57 AM

On Sun, 21 Aug 2005 03:38:52 +0000, Tim and Steph wrote:

> I got one! Had her for 11 years. Neener neener!
>
>> SWMBO's like that are rare and seldom recycled.


Me too ... mine doesn't even come in the shop (basement) until I call
for her to come look at a finished piece but will occaisionally suggest I
get a new major tool and will accompany me to the tool place and the
lumberyard.

$13 bf rosewood? No problem.

Major gem.

Sk

"Swingman"

in reply to Quick Turnings on 17/08/2005 4:30 AM

17/08/2005 6:08 AM

"Jock" wrote in message
> She Who Must Be Obeyed (aka the missus)
> Comes from Rumpole of the Bailey (BBC TV)
> Jock

Only if you've been raised on TV ... it actually comes from H. Rider
Haggard, circa 1920, a bit before BBC TV.

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Jt

"Jock"

in reply to Quick Turnings on 17/08/2005 4:30 AM

17/08/2005 5:22 AM

www.oprah.com
Jock

"Quick Turnings" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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|I am looking for a used SWMBO in the Las Vegas area that is interested
| in me spending lots of money on power tools, hand tools and other fine
| woodworking equipment. Preferrably her money than mine but that can
| be negotiable. Looks are desirable but not a must.
|
| Please reply via email with telephone number and address
| where she can be seen.
|
| Quick Turner

Jt

"Jock"

in reply to Quick Turnings on 17/08/2005 4:30 AM

17/08/2005 11:10 AM

I'm young :)
Jock

"Jock" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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| She Who Must Be Obeyed (aka the missus)
| Comes from Rumpole of the Bailey (BBC TV)
| Jock
|
| "Steve DeMars" <[email protected]> wrote in message
| news:OUAMe.2537$Sj1.209@okepread04...
|| What does "SWMBO" stand for?
||
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|| "Quick Turnings" <[email protected]> wrote in message
|| news:[email protected]...
|| > I am looking for a used SWMBO in the Las Vegas area that is interested
|| > in me spending lots of money on power tools, hand tools and other fine
|| > woodworking equipment. Preferrably her money than mine but that can
|| > be negotiable. Looks are desirable but not a must.
|| >
|| > Please reply via email with telephone number and address
|| > where she can be seen.
|| >
|| > Quick Turner
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