Enjoy
Lew
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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here
in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
They enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the
place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try
their
best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping
on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along
comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing.
With him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the
first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained
for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she
steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks,
but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man
she has ever laid eyes on.
Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained
to you for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
On Monday, October 1, 2012 7:30:05 AM UTC-7, Lew Hodgett wrote:
> Enjoy Lew ---------------------------------------------------------------=
-------------- Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. Wh=
en they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: d=
on't step on the ducks!" They enter heaven, and sure enough, there are duck=
s all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and al=
though they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally step=
s on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Pete=
r chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is=
to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woma=
n steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss =
a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together wi=
th the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observ=
ed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man,=
is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without st=
epping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most ha=
ndsome man she has ever laid eyes on. Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, =
and thin. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy w=
oman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of =
eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
I dated that gal.