Only if you want to cease living shortly thereafter. My SWMBO might
tell a few blonde jokes, or even be a blonde sometimes, but I would be
taking my life in my hands to actually give her that. Show her, yes,
give to her, die!
RonMan
In article <[email protected]>, Bill Stock
<[email protected]> wrote:
> http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/103663.html
Tue, Nov 23, 2004, 2:49pm [email protected] (Bill=A0Stock) wants to live
dangerously, and says:
Here's a thought.
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/103663.htm
That would make you eligible for a Thai haircut. I guess in the
Sates, it's now called a Bobbet haircut. If you don't know what that
is, you'd better find out real fast.
JOAT
Measure twice, cut once, swear repeatedly.
Bill Stock wrote:
> Here's a thought.
>
> http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/103663.html
I guess SWMBO isn't as dumb as I thought. I showed her that, and she
laughed. Go figure. I was thinkin' 'bout buyin' her one, but I guess not.
--
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"Silvan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Bill Stock wrote:
>
> > Here's a thought.
> >
> > http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/103663.html
>
> I guess SWMBO isn't as dumb as I thought. I showed her that, and she
> laughed. Go figure. I was thinkin' 'bout buyin' her one, but I guess
not.
I think, after one of your previous posts about your SWMBO's "deformity",
that you need to get her a Heavy Duty Industrial Grade . . . "Over the
shoulder boulder holder". (G,D & RVVF)
--
Nahmie
The law of intelligent tinkering: save all the parts.
On Tue, 23 Nov 2004 14:49:47 -0500, "Bill Stock" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>Here's a thought.
>
>http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/103663.html
>
my wife says that blonde isn't a color, it's a state of mind... or
lack thereof..
On Tue, 23 Nov 2004 14:49:47 -0500, "Bill Stock" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>Here's a thought.
>
>http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/103663.html
>
I don't get it. ;-)
A couple nights ago my wife and I watched a movie on DVD (mostly we
watch VHS from our collection, the DVD is *new stuff*) and at the end
of the movie at about midnight (not my best hour anyway) I was
studying the remote trying to find the rewind button when she gently
took it from me and suggested I could use a little rest.
Tim Douglass
http://www.DouglassClan.com
Mon, Nov 29, 2004, 7:37pm (EST-3) [email protected]
(Tim=A0Douglass) says:
I don't get it. ;-) <snip>
Look at it this way, now you've got an idea of what your wife's
gonna get you for Xmas.
JOAT
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind dont
matter, and those who matter dont mind.
- Dr Seuss
On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 00:12:21 -0500, [email protected] (J T)
wrote:
>Mon, Nov 29, 2004, 7:37pm (EST-3) [email protected]
>(Tim Douglass) says:
>I don't get it. ;-) <snip>
>
> Look at it this way, now you've got an idea of what your wife's
>gonna get you for Xmas.
I already bought all my Christmas presents - I'm actually probably
working on about 2024 right now. I just keep hoping she doesn't
decide to trade me off for one who is smarter, better looking, doesn't
have expensive hobbies and who can remember things like birthdays and
anniversaries.
Tim Douglass
http://www.DouglassClan.com
Tue, Nov 30, 2004, 11:30am (EST-3) [email protected]
(Tim=A0Douglass) laments:
<snip> I just keep hoping she doesn't decide to trade me off for one who
is smarter,<snip>
Yup, that's understandable. LMAO
and who can remember things like birthdays and anniversaries.
No prob. I learned long ago, you don't have to remember anything.
What you does is, you just go to one of thoee free e-card sites that
will send out e-cards to whoever, on whatever date you want. Send 'em
to yourself, a few days before each event, with a note reminding you
what it's for. No prob.
In the Army I kept a 31 day file in my desk. Each morning I looked
in it, for that day of the month. Any reports, whatever, due soon would
be there, along with any needed instructions for completing it. Never
missed a deadline. You could use something like that instead of
e-cards. See, you don't have to remember a thing. No prob.
JOAT
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind dont
matter, and those who matter dont mind.
- Dr Seuss
On Mon, 29 Nov 2004 19:37:31 -0800, Tim Douglass
<[email protected]> wrote:
>I don't get it. ;-)
>
>A couple nights ago my wife and I watched a movie on DVD (mostly we
>watch VHS from our collection, the DVD is *new stuff*) and at the end
>of the movie at about midnight (not my best hour anyway) I was
>studying the remote trying to find the rewind button when she gently
>took it from me and suggested I could use a little rest.
Oooh, I've done that, more than once....