Enjoy
Lew
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An Irishman drinking in a London bar gets a call on his cell phone.
He announces his wife has just given birth to a typical Irish baby
boy weighing 25 pounds and orders drinks for everybody in the bar.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh 25 pounds,
but the man just shrugs, "That's about average for a County
Clare baby boy."
Two weeks later the man returns to the bar. The bartender says,
"Say, you're the father of that Irish baby that weighed 25 pounds
at birth, aren't you?
Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks
...how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened?
He was 25 pounds the day he was born."
The father takes a slow swig of his Irish whiskey, wipes his lips
on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,
.
.
.
.
"We had him circumcised."