Like most everybody, I am beseiged with TV commercials claiming this and
that. I wonder about the claims, especially these two which are especially
egregious...
PIZZA
Exactly what are these "better ingredients" about which Papa John crows?
And why are they better? Does anyone besides Papa John thiink his pizza is
better?
PENISES
What happens if you take one of the pills, wind up with an erection lasting
more than four hours and DON'T seek medical help? Does it explode? Implode
to a shriveled organ never again to regain its current majesty?
How much more than four hours is safe? Is less than four hours - 3:45,
say - safe?
And WTF even wants a four hour erection?? If memory serves, an hour or so
should be plenty. Suppose you pop the pill, spend an hour or so satisfying
yourself and lover, still have the erection and want to go somewhere, church
for example; or a restaurant. What do you do, sit there with a hat in your
lap?
Just asking...
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<[email protected]> wrote:
> I'm not touching that with a 10' pole...
Or two 6' Irishmen ;-)
On 03/29/2014 07:17 AM, Swingman wrote:
> On 3/29/2014 9:07 AM, dadiOH wrote:
>> Like most everybody, I am beseiged with TV commercials claiming this and
>> that. I wonder about the claims, especially these two which are
>> especially
>> egregious...
>>
>> PIZZA
>> Exactly what are these "better ingredients" about which Papa John crows?
>> And why are they better? Does anyone besides Papa John thiink his
>> pizza is
>> better?
>>
>> PENISES
>> What happens if you take one of the pills, wind up with an erection
>> lasting
>> more than four hours and DON'T seek medical help? Does it explode?
>> Implode
>> to a shriveled organ never again to regain its current majesty?
>>
>> How much more than four hours is safe? Is less than four hours - 3:45,
>> say - safe?
>>
>> And WTF even wants a four hour erection?? If memory serves, an hour
>> or so
>> should be plenty. Suppose you pop the pill, spend an hour or so
>> satisfying
>> yourself and lover, still have the erection and want to go somewhere,
>> church
>> for example; or a restaurant. What do you do, sit there with a hat in
>> your
>> lap?
>>
>> Just asking...
>
>
> No problemo ... turn the TV back on and simply force yourself to listen
> to the last 50 seconds of ANY of the abundant 60 second pharmaceutical
> commercials.
>
> The multitude of side effects mentioned, "including death", should be
> quite sufficient to cause any erection to subside.
>
However, the lawyer commercials will tell you that if you die, you can
collect from those nasty drug companies!
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Doug Miller wrote:
> I'm not at that point yet either... but this has happened to me more
> than once: after I've been
> there a while already, some young guy walks in, uses the next one
> over, finishes, washes
> up, dries his hands, combs his hair ... and I'm still not finished.
---------------------------------------------------------------
I don't know about an app, but there is a pill for that.
Lew
On 3/29/2014 9:11 AM, Leon wrote:
> Don't you remember being a teenager? LOL
Yeah ... right before the bell rang, and you had to walk, three legged,
to the next class.
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On 3/29/2014 9:07 AM, dadiOH wrote:
> Like most everybody, I am beseiged with TV commercials claiming this and
> that. I wonder about the claims, especially these two which are especially
> egregious...
>
> PIZZA
> Exactly what are these "better ingredients" about which Papa John crows?
> And why are they better? Does anyone besides Papa John thiink his pizza is
> better?
>
> PENISES
> What happens if you take one of the pills, wind up with an erection lasting
> more than four hours and DON'T seek medical help? Does it explode? Implode
> to a shriveled organ never again to regain its current majesty?
>
> How much more than four hours is safe? Is less than four hours - 3:45,
> say - safe?
>
> And WTF even wants a four hour erection?? If memory serves, an hour or so
> should be plenty. Suppose you pop the pill, spend an hour or so satisfying
> yourself and lover, still have the erection and want to go somewhere, church
> for example; or a restaurant. What do you do, sit there with a hat in your
> lap?
>
> Just asking...
No problemo ... turn the TV back on and simply force yourself to listen
to the last 50 seconds of ANY of the abundant 60 second pharmaceutical
commercials.
The multitude of side effects mentioned, "including death", should be
quite sufficient to cause any erection to subside.
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On 3/29/2014 8:07 PM, Doug Miller wrote:
> "Mike Marlow" <[email protected]> wrote in news:lh7avl$2bi$1@dont-
> email.me:
>
>> Doug Miller wrote:
>>> Meanie <[email protected]> wrote in
>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>
>>>> On 3/29/2014 10:07 AM, dadiOH wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> And WTF even wants a four hour erection?? If memory serves, an
>>>>> hour or so should be plenty. Suppose you pop the pill, spend an
>>>>> hour or so satisfying yourself and lover, still have the erection
>>>>> and want to go somewhere, church for example; or a restaurant.
>>>>> What do you do, sit there with a hat in your lap?
>>>>>
>>>>> Just asking...
>>>>>
>>>> An hour? LMAO! You must not be getting old.
>>>>
>>> Are you kidding? The older I get, the longer *everything* takes. What
>>> I used to do all night, now takes all night to do.
>>
>> Now be honest - it takes us all night to *try* to do...
>
> I'm not quite at that point yet.
>>
>>>
>>> My dad (age 82) recently told of taking so long at the urinal in a
>>> public restroom that the motion sensor turned the lights out on him.
>>
>> Is that something unusual? I've just come to think that that's the way
>> these things work...
>
> I'm not at that point yet either... but this has happened to me more than once: after I've been
> there a while already, some young guy walks in, uses the next one over, finishes, washes
> up, dries his hands, combs his hair ... and I'm still not finished.
>
Yea, makes you feel old...
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On 3/29/2014 9:07 AM, dadiOH wrote:
> Like most everybody, I am beseiged with TV commercials claiming this and
> that. I wonder about the claims, especially these two which are especially
> egregious...
>
> PIZZA
> Exactly what are these "better ingredients" about which Papa John crows?
> And why are they better? Does anyone besides Papa John thiink his pizza is
> better?
>
> PENISES
> What happens if you take one of the pills, wind up with an erection lasting
> more than four hours and DON'T seek medical help? Does it explode? Implode
> to a shriveled organ never again to regain its current majesty?
>
> How much more than four hours is safe? Is less than four hours - 3:45,
> say - safe?
Much longer and you will go blind!
On 3/30/2014 3:53 PM, Meanie wrote:
> On 3/30/2014 7:04 AM, dadiOH wrote:
>> "Doug Miller" <[email protected]> wrote in
>> message news:[email protected]
>>
>>> My dad (age 82) recently told of taking so long at the
>>> urinal in a public restroom that the motion sensor turned
>>> the lights out on him.
>>
>> You just brought up another source of irritation: urinals.
>>
>> <rant mode on>
>>
>> When I was a kid, all the public ones were those full length jobbies. No
>> matter how far apart you spread your feet you were likely to get
>> splashed.
>> There was even a ditty..."If your dick is short or your pressure is weak,
>> stand up close or you'll piss on your feet.".
>>
>> Then somebody got smart and wall mounted them so that one could sort of
>> snuggle into them, no splashing. Unfortunately, a few decades ago, they
>> also started to hang them lower, splash was back.
>>
>> At first I thought the lower hanging was to accomodate Japanese
>> tourists - I
>> lived in Hawaii - but when I moved back to the mainland they were here
>> too.
>> Maybe they are for kids? I have no objection to that but IMO most
>> should be
>> up higher for us adults. That's the way it is some places but others
>> have
>> nothing except the down low ones.
>>
>> <rant mode off>
>>
> I have a friend who was using a urinal while at a nightclub. Urinals
> were separated by the wall partitions but didn't extend to the floor. A
> drunk at the next urinal didn't realize he was completely missing the
> target and was pissing on my friends shoes. Needless to say, he was
> pissed (pun intended) and the topic of our jokes for the next few days.
>
> I agree, those things need to be higher and it wouldn't hurt to extend
> the partition to the floor.
The low ones are for ADA compliance. It allows men in wheelchaires to
use them. note that in places with multiple urinals, usually only one
is low.
On 3/31/2014 1:16 PM, Spalted Walt wrote:
> On Sat, 29 Mar 2014 10:07:06 -0400, "dadiOH" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> How much more than four hours is safe? Is less than four hours - 3:45,
>> say - safe?
>
> 36 hours? http://www.youtube.com/embed/f2Abv61PctE
>
Alice must be pretty damn good looking if all you have to do to cure
your problem is See Alice.
On 3/31/2014 1:16 PM, Spalted Walt wrote:
> On Sat, 29 Mar 2014 10:07:06 -0400, "dadiOH" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> How much more than four hours is safe? Is less than four hours - 3:45,
>> say - safe?
>
> 36 hours? http://www.youtube.com/embed/f2Abv61PctE
"Now, I don't care who you are, that there is funny!"
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On 3/31/2014 2:16 PM, Spalted Walt wrote:
> On Sat, 29 Mar 2014 10:07:06 -0400, "dadiOH" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> How much more than four hours is safe? Is less than four hours - 3:45,
>> say - safe?
>
> 36 hours? http://www.youtube.com/embed/f2Abv61PctE
>
That was hysterical
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Meanie <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]:
> On 3/29/2014 10:07 AM, dadiOH wrote:
>
>>
>> And WTF even wants a four hour erection?? If memory serves, an hour or so
>> should be plenty. Suppose you pop the pill, spend an hour or so satisfying
>> yourself and lover, still have the erection and want to go somewhere, church
>> for example; or a restaurant. What do you do, sit there with a hat in your
>> lap?
>>
>> Just asking...
>>
> An hour? LMAO! You must not be getting old.
>
Are you kidding? The older I get, the longer *everything* takes. What I used to do all night,
now takes all night to do.
My dad (age 82) recently told of taking so long at the urinal in a public restroom that the
motion sensor turned the lights out on him.
"Mike Marlow" <[email protected]> wrote in news:lh7avl$2bi$1@dont-
email.me:
> Doug Miller wrote:
>> Meanie <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>>> On 3/29/2014 10:07 AM, dadiOH wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> And WTF even wants a four hour erection?? If memory serves, an
>>>> hour or so should be plenty. Suppose you pop the pill, spend an
>>>> hour or so satisfying yourself and lover, still have the erection
>>>> and want to go somewhere, church for example; or a restaurant.
>>>> What do you do, sit there with a hat in your lap?
>>>>
>>>> Just asking...
>>>>
>>> An hour? LMAO! You must not be getting old.
>>>
>> Are you kidding? The older I get, the longer *everything* takes. What
>> I used to do all night, now takes all night to do.
>
> Now be honest - it takes us all night to *try* to do...
I'm not quite at that point yet.
>
>>
>> My dad (age 82) recently told of taking so long at the urinal in a
>> public restroom that the motion sensor turned the lights out on him.
>
> Is that something unusual? I've just come to think that that's the way
> these things work...
I'm not at that point yet either... but this has happened to me more than once: after I've been
there a while already, some young guy walks in, uses the next one over, finishes, washes
up, dries his hands, combs his hair ... and I'm still not finished.
On 3/29/2014 11:38 AM, Mike Marlow wrote:
> dadiOH wrote:
>
>>
>> And WTF even wants a four hour erection?? If memory serves, an hour
>> or so should be plenty. Suppose you pop the pill, spend an hour or so
>> satisfying yourself and lover, still have the erection and want to go
>> somewhere, church for example; or a restaurant. What do you do, sit
>> there with a hat in your lap?
>>
>
> I usually just go out to the woodpile and grab a piece of limb wood about 3
> or 4 inches in diameter, and shove it down my other pant leg to about knee
> level. That way everything looks symetrical and people just think I have
> strong thighs.
>
Just stick a sock in it Mike, your woodpile will definetly create an
imbalance... you're just dreamin.
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On 3/29/2014 3:23 PM, Doug Miller wrote:
> My dad (age 82) recently told of taking so long at the urinal in a public restroom that the
> motion sensor turned the lights out on him.
Hadn't got that far, yet. But I have stood in front of one long enough
for it to flush itself ... and for no damned reason!
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On Sat, 29 Mar 2014 09:17:36 -0500, Swingman <[email protected]> wrote:
>On 3/29/2014 9:07 AM, dadiOH wrote:
>> Like most everybody, I am beseiged with TV commercials claiming this and
>> that. I wonder about the claims, especially these two which are especially
>> egregious...
>>
>> PIZZA
>> Exactly what are these "better ingredients" about which Papa John crows?
>> And why are they better? Does anyone besides Papa John thiink his pizza is
>> better?
>>
>> PENISES
>> What happens if you take one of the pills, wind up with an erection lasting
>> more than four hours and DON'T seek medical help? Does it explode? Implode
>> to a shriveled organ never again to regain its current majesty?
>>
>> How much more than four hours is safe? Is less than four hours - 3:45,
>> say - safe?
>>
>> And WTF even wants a four hour erection?? If memory serves, an hour or so
>> should be plenty. Suppose you pop the pill, spend an hour or so satisfying
>> yourself and lover, still have the erection and want to go somewhere, church
>> for example; or a restaurant. What do you do, sit there with a hat in your
>> lap?
>>
>> Just asking...
>
>
>No problemo ... turn the TV back on and simply force yourself to listen
>to the last 50 seconds of ANY of the abundant 60 second pharmaceutical
>commercials.
Hell, just flip it over to any modern "sit com". It'll have you
bowing before the porcelain god within ten seconds.
>The multitude of side effects mentioned, "including death", should be
>quite sufficient to cause any erection to subside.
...and cure whatever ills the stuff they're peddling is supposed to.
"Moderate to Severe ______" isn't so bad, after all.
dadiOH wrote:
>
> And WTF even wants a four hour erection?? If memory serves, an hour
> or so should be plenty. Suppose you pop the pill, spend an hour or so
> satisfying yourself and lover, still have the erection and want to go
> somewhere, church for example; or a restaurant. What do you do, sit
> there with a hat in your lap?
>
I usually just go out to the woodpile and grab a piece of limb wood about 3
or 4 inches in diameter, and shove it down my other pant leg to about knee
level. That way everything looks symetrical and people just think I have
strong thighs.
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<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Sat, 29 Mar 2014 09:17:36 -0500, Swingman <[email protected]>
PENISES
>>> What happens if you take one of the pills, wind up with an erection
>>> lasting
>>> more than four hours and DON'T seek medical help? Does it explode?
>>> Implode
>>> to a shriveled organ never again to regain its current majesty?
>>>
The trapped blood is not circulating, and becomes useless in nourishing the
tissue, so the unit begins to become necrotic (like rotting, dead) and is
damaged permanently. It could even get gangrene and need to be amputated.
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On 3/29/2014 10:07 AM, dadiOH wrote:
>
> And WTF even wants a four hour erection?? If memory serves, an hour or so
> should be plenty. Suppose you pop the pill, spend an hour or so satisfying
> yourself and lover, still have the erection and want to go somewhere, church
> for example; or a restaurant. What do you do, sit there with a hat in your
> lap?
>
> Just asking...
>
An hour? LMAO! You must not be getting old.
woodchucker wrote:
> On 3/29/2014 11:38 AM, Mike Marlow wrote:
>> dadiOH wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> And WTF even wants a four hour erection?? If memory serves, an hour
>>> or so should be plenty. Suppose you pop the pill, spend an hour or
>>> so satisfying yourself and lover, still have the erection and want
>>> to go somewhere, church for example; or a restaurant. What do you
>>> do, sit there with a hat in your lap?
>>>
>>
>> I usually just go out to the woodpile and grab a piece of limb wood
>> about 3 or 4 inches in diameter, and shove it down my other pant leg
>> to about knee level. That way everything looks symetrical and
>> people just think I have strong thighs.
>>
>
> Just stick a sock in it Mike, your woodpile will definetly create an
> imbalance... you're just dreamin.
Shhhhhhh.....
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Doug Miller wrote:
> Meanie <[email protected]> wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
>
>> On 3/29/2014 10:07 AM, dadiOH wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> And WTF even wants a four hour erection?? If memory serves, an
>>> hour or so should be plenty. Suppose you pop the pill, spend an
>>> hour or so satisfying yourself and lover, still have the erection
>>> and want to go somewhere, church for example; or a restaurant.
>>> What do you do, sit there with a hat in your lap?
>>>
>>> Just asking...
>>>
>> An hour? LMAO! You must not be getting old.
>>
> Are you kidding? The older I get, the longer *everything* takes. What
> I used to do all night, now takes all night to do.
Now be honest - it takes us all night to *try* to do...
>
> My dad (age 82) recently told of taking so long at the urinal in a
> public restroom that the motion sensor turned the lights out on him.
Is that something unusual? I've just come to think that that's the way
these things work...
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"Doug Miller" <[email protected]> wrote in
message news:[email protected]
> My dad (age 82) recently told of taking so long at the
> urinal in a public restroom that the motion sensor turned
> the lights out on him.
You just brought up another source of irritation: urinals.
<rant mode on>
When I was a kid, all the public ones were those full length jobbies. No
matter how far apart you spread your feet you were likely to get splashed.
There was even a ditty..."If your dick is short or your pressure is weak,
stand up close or you'll piss on your feet.".
Then somebody got smart and wall mounted them so that one could sort of
snuggle into them, no splashing. Unfortunately, a few decades ago, they
also started to hang them lower, splash was back.
At first I thought the lower hanging was to accomodate Japanese tourists - I
lived in Hawaii - but when I moved back to the mainland they were here too.
Maybe they are for kids? I have no objection to that but IMO most should be
up higher for us adults. That's the way it is some places but others have
nothing except the down low ones.
<rant mode off>
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On 3/30/2014 7:04 AM, dadiOH wrote:
> "Doug Miller" <[email protected]> wrote in
> message news:[email protected]
>
>> My dad (age 82) recently told of taking so long at the
>> urinal in a public restroom that the motion sensor turned
>> the lights out on him.
>
> You just brought up another source of irritation: urinals.
>
> <rant mode on>
>
> When I was a kid, all the public ones were those full length jobbies. No
> matter how far apart you spread your feet you were likely to get splashed.
> There was even a ditty..."If your dick is short or your pressure is weak,
> stand up close or you'll piss on your feet.".
>
> Then somebody got smart and wall mounted them so that one could sort of
> snuggle into them, no splashing. Unfortunately, a few decades ago, they
> also started to hang them lower, splash was back.
>
> At first I thought the lower hanging was to accomodate Japanese tourists - I
> lived in Hawaii - but when I moved back to the mainland they were here too.
> Maybe they are for kids? I have no objection to that but IMO most should be
> up higher for us adults. That's the way it is some places but others have
> nothing except the down low ones.
>
> <rant mode off>
>
I have a friend who was using a urinal while at a nightclub. Urinals
were separated by the wall partitions but didn't extend to the floor. A
drunk at the next urinal didn't realize he was completely missing the
target and was pissing on my friends shoes. Needless to say, he was
pissed (pun intended) and the topic of our jokes for the next few days.
I agree, those things need to be higher and it wouldn't hurt to extend
the partition to the floor.
On 3/30/2014 7:28 PM, [email protected] wrote:
> On Sun, 30 Mar 2014 15:53:39 -0400, Meanie <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>> On 3/30/2014 7:04 AM, dadiOH wrote:
>>> "Doug Miller" <[email protected]> wrote in
>>> message news:[email protected]
>>>
>>>> My dad (age 82) recently told of taking so long at the
>>>> urinal in a public restroom that the motion sensor turned
>>>> the lights out on him.
>>>
>>> You just brought up another source of irritation: urinals.
>>>
>>> <rant mode on>
>>>
>>> When I was a kid, all the public ones were those full length jobbies. No
>>> matter how far apart you spread your feet you were likely to get splashed.
>>> There was even a ditty..."If your dick is short or your pressure is weak,
>>> stand up close or you'll piss on your feet.".
>>>
>>> Then somebody got smart and wall mounted them so that one could sort of
>>> snuggle into them, no splashing. Unfortunately, a few decades ago, they
>>> also started to hang them lower, splash was back.
>>>
>>> At first I thought the lower hanging was to accomodate Japanese tourists - I
>>> lived in Hawaii - but when I moved back to the mainland they were here too.
>>> Maybe they are for kids? I have no objection to that but IMO most should be
>>> up higher for us adults. That's the way it is some places but others have
>>> nothing except the down low ones.
>>>
>>> <rant mode off>
>>>
>> I have a friend who was using a urinal while at a nightclub. Urinals
>> were separated by the wall partitions but didn't extend to the floor. A
>> drunk at the next urinal didn't realize he was completely missing the
>> target and was pissing on my friends shoes. Needless to say, he was
>> pissed (pun intended) and the topic of our jokes for the next few days.
>>
>> I agree, those things need to be higher and it wouldn't hurt to extend
>> the partition to the floor.
>
> Makes cleaning harder (mop can't get under them but the urine can).
> IME, that's the reason the urinals (or commodes, for that matter) are
> no longer on the floor. Dividers sitting in urine get pretty gross,
> pretty quickly.
>
> The ones that piss me off (two can play) are the waterless ones at
> work. Yeah, they save a *lot* of money (tell me another fairy tale).
>
>
Good point about the dividers.
Yes, we have a few of the waterless as well. Idiotic idea. The stench
can become a nuisance when the filter isn't changed very often.
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> On Sat, 29 Mar 2014 10:07:06 -0400, "dadiOH" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>How much more than four hours is safe? Is less than four hours - 3:45,
>>say - safe?
>
> 36 hours? http://www.youtube.com/embed/f2Abv61PctE
+1 ! Good clip!
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On Sun, 30 Mar 2014 15:53:39 -0400, Meanie <[email protected]>
wrote:
>On 3/30/2014 7:04 AM, dadiOH wrote:
>> "Doug Miller" <[email protected]> wrote in
>> message news:[email protected]
>>
>>> My dad (age 82) recently told of taking so long at the
>>> urinal in a public restroom that the motion sensor turned
>>> the lights out on him.
>>
>> You just brought up another source of irritation: urinals.
>>
>> <rant mode on>
>>
>> When I was a kid, all the public ones were those full length jobbies. No
>> matter how far apart you spread your feet you were likely to get splashed.
>> There was even a ditty..."If your dick is short or your pressure is weak,
>> stand up close or you'll piss on your feet.".
>>
>> Then somebody got smart and wall mounted them so that one could sort of
>> snuggle into them, no splashing. Unfortunately, a few decades ago, they
>> also started to hang them lower, splash was back.
>>
>> At first I thought the lower hanging was to accomodate Japanese tourists - I
>> lived in Hawaii - but when I moved back to the mainland they were here too.
>> Maybe they are for kids? I have no objection to that but IMO most should be
>> up higher for us adults. That's the way it is some places but others have
>> nothing except the down low ones.
>>
>> <rant mode off>
>>
>I have a friend who was using a urinal while at a nightclub. Urinals
>were separated by the wall partitions but didn't extend to the floor. A
>drunk at the next urinal didn't realize he was completely missing the
>target and was pissing on my friends shoes. Needless to say, he was
>pissed (pun intended) and the topic of our jokes for the next few days.
>
>I agree, those things need to be higher and it wouldn't hurt to extend
>the partition to the floor.
Makes cleaning harder (mop can't get under them but the urine can).
IME, that's the reason the urinals (or commodes, for that matter) are
no longer on the floor. Dividers sitting in urine get pretty gross,
pretty quickly.
The ones that piss me off (two can play) are the waterless ones at
work. Yeah, they save a *lot* of money (tell me another fairy tale).
On 3/29/2014 9:07 AM, dadiOH wrote:
> Like most everybody, I am beseiged with TV commercials claiming this and
> that. I wonder about the claims, especially these two which are especially
> egregious...
>
> PIZZA
> Exactly what are these "better ingredients" about which Papa John crows?
> And why are they better? Does anyone besides Papa John thiink his pizza is
> better?
>
> PENISES
> What happens if you take one of the pills, wind up with an erection lasting
> more than four hours and DON'T seek medical help? Does it explode? Implode
> to a shriveled organ never again to regain its current majesty?
>
> How much more than four hours is safe? Is less than four hours - 3:45,
> say - safe?
>
> And WTF even wants a four hour erection?? If memory serves, an hour or so
> should be plenty. Suppose you pop the pill, spend an hour or so satisfying
> yourself and lover, still have the erection and want to go somewhere, church
> for example; or a restaurant. What do you do, sit there with a hat in your
> lap?
>
Don't you remember being a teenager? LOL
> Just asking...
>
On Sat, 29 Mar 2014 10:07:06 -0400, "dadiOH" <[email protected]> wrote:
>How much more than four hours is safe? Is less than four hours - 3:45,
>say - safe?
36 hours? http://www.youtube.com/embed/f2Abv61PctE
On Sat, 29 Mar 2014 15:01:10 -0400, woodchucker <[email protected]>
wrote:
>On 3/29/2014 2:55 PM, Morgans wrote:
>>
>>
>> <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>>> On Sat, 29 Mar 2014 09:17:36 -0500, Swingman <[email protected]>
>>
>> PENISES
>>>>> What happens if you take one of the pills, wind up with an erection
>>>>> lasting
>>>>> more than four hours and DON'T seek medical help? Does it explode?
>>>>> Implode
>>>>> to a shriveled organ never again to regain its current majesty?
>>>>>
>>
>> The trapped blood is not circulating, and becomes useless in nourishing
>> the tissue, so the unit begins to become necrotic (like rotting, dead)
>> and is damaged permanently. It could even get gangrene and need to be
>> amputated.
>
>Oh geez... not my dick?
A case of "use it *and* lose it"?
On 3/29/2014 2:55 PM, Morgans wrote:
>
>
> <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> On Sat, 29 Mar 2014 09:17:36 -0500, Swingman <[email protected]>
>
> PENISES
>>>> What happens if you take one of the pills, wind up with an erection
>>>> lasting
>>>> more than four hours and DON'T seek medical help? Does it explode?
>>>> Implode
>>>> to a shriveled organ never again to regain its current majesty?
>>>>
>
> The trapped blood is not circulating, and becomes useless in nourishing
> the tissue, so the unit begins to become necrotic (like rotting, dead)
> and is damaged permanently. It could even get gangrene and need to be
> amputated.
Oh geez... not my dick?
--
Jeff
On 3/29/2014 9:22 AM, Doug Winterburn wrote:
> However, the lawyer commercials will tell you that if you die, you can
> collect from those nasty drug companies!
True ... you're right. You could then save 50 seconds, and get sick
enough to lose an erection at the same time.
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