I know most of you guys have dust collection systems and those nice air
filters that change the air every 3 minutes in your shops. I have a problem
with the air in my shop of quite a different kind and need your help in
getting this air back to normal...
DOG FARTS.
It all started at the grocery store when I was buying my best buddy his most
favorite food. ALPO. In the bag, dry kind. I spotted those big cans of the
stuff on the shelf and saw it was on special for .79 cents a can so I bought
him a few as a treat for being such a good boy.
BIG MISTAKE.
He devoured the first can along with his bowl of the dry stuff and wanted
more. I thought, why not, he's been pretty good this month. So I gave him
the second can. That was yesterday evening. Tonight I just about puked when
the smell hit my nose. I thought the rottenstone had gone bad, a critter had
climbed into the shop and died, or maybe there was a leak in the plumbing
somewhere. Then I heard the putt putt every few minutes....
WHEW!
This was the kind of smell that would make my friend Tommy wreck a new truck
in the ditch, on purpose to get away from it, while puking. It was so bad
that the neighbors threatened to burn down my house, everyone on the street
was out wondering what that smell was and the cops wanted to call in the
HAZMAT team.
I love this old boy, but if this keeps up I won't have a nose left.
What do you guys do when your best helper has a bad case of the vapors?
Our Chocolate Lab did the same thing. ;~) Now she has learned to just
leave the area immediately after she or I let loose.
"Fly-by-Night CC" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> In article <[email protected]>,
> "solarman" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > Then I heard the putt putt every few minutes....
>
> "along with the thumpa thumpa of his tail after every emission."
>
> One of our dogs - a lab - turns around and looks at her butt every time
> she farts. Cracks me up - then I crack the windows.
>
> --
> Owen Lowe and his Fly-by-Night Copper Company
> Offering a shim for the Porter-Cable 557 type 2 fence design.
> <http://www.flybynightcoppercompany.com>
> <http://www.easystreet.com/~onlnlowe/index.html>
Try charcoal tablets
"solarman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I know most of you guys have dust collection systems and those nice air
> filters that change the air every 3 minutes in your shops. I have a
problem
> with the air in my shop of quite a different kind and need your help in
> getting this air back to normal...
>
> DOG FARTS.
>
> It all started at the grocery store when I was buying my best buddy his
most
> favorite food. ALPO. In the bag, dry kind. I spotted those big cans of the
> stuff on the shelf and saw it was on special for .79 cents a can so I
bought
> him a few as a treat for being such a good boy.
>
> BIG MISTAKE.
>
> He devoured the first can along with his bowl of the dry stuff and wanted
> more. I thought, why not, he's been pretty good this month. So I gave him
> the second can. That was yesterday evening. Tonight I just about puked
when
> the smell hit my nose. I thought the rottenstone had gone bad, a critter
had
> climbed into the shop and died, or maybe there was a leak in the plumbing
> somewhere. Then I heard the putt putt every few minutes....
>
> WHEW!
>
> This was the kind of smell that would make my friend Tommy wreck a new
truck
> in the ditch, on purpose to get away from it, while puking. It was so bad
> that the neighbors threatened to burn down my house, everyone on the
street
> was out wondering what that smell was and the cops wanted to call in the
> HAZMAT team.
>
> I love this old boy, but if this keeps up I won't have a nose left.
>
> What do you guys do when your best helper has a bad case of the vapors?
>
>
In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...
> So uh.. you a pussy kinda guy are yuh?
>
>
Well, one would hope so, you ain't the other kind, are ya'?
> "Larry Jaques" <jake@di\/ersify.com> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 11:27:44 -0400, Gerald Ross
> > <[email protected]> pixelated:
> >
> > >Where is the Puppy Guy when we need him?
> >
> > Here ya go, guys. I'll play the bad guy on this one.
> > I'm not at ALL fond of barkers.
> >
> > Solution: .22 cal LR hollowpoint (inexpensive/effective)
> > Invite the neighbors over for the BBQ. No more air pollution,
> > yard pollution/cleanup, feeding, watering, vet bills, etc.
> >
>
>
>
Where is the Puppy Guy when we need him?
solarman wrote:
>
> I know most of you guys have dust collection systems and those nice air
> filters that change the air every 3 minutes in your shops. I have a problem
> with the air in my shop of quite a different kind and need your help in
> getting this air back to normal...
>
> DOG FARTS.
>
> It all started at the grocery store when I was buying my best buddy his most
> favorite food. ALPO. In the bag, dry kind. I spotted those big cans of the
> stuff on the shelf and saw it was on special for .79 cents a can so I bought
> him a few as a treat for being such a good boy.
>
> BIG MISTAKE.
>
> He devoured the first can along with his bowl of the dry stuff and wanted
> more. I thought, why not, he's been pretty good this month. So I gave him
> the second can. That was yesterday evening. Tonight I just about puked when
> the smell hit my nose. I thought the rottenstone had gone bad, a critter had
> climbed into the shop and died, or maybe there was a leak in the plumbing
> somewhere. Then I heard the putt putt every few minutes....
>
> WHEW!
>
> This was the kind of smell that would make my friend Tommy wreck a new truck
> in the ditch, on purpose to get away from it, while puking. It was so bad
> that the neighbors threatened to burn down my house, everyone on the street
> was out wondering what that smell was and the cops wanted to call in the
> HAZMAT team.
>
> I love this old boy, but if this keeps up I won't have a nose left.
>
> What do you guys do when your best helper has a bad case of the vapors?
--
Gerald Ross
Cochran, GA
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I tell her not to try to blame it on the dog.
"solarman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> What do you guys do when your best helper has a bad case of the vapors?
>
>
So uh.. you a pussy kinda guy are yuh?
"Larry Jaques" <jake@di\/ersify.com> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 11:27:44 -0400, Gerald Ross
> <[email protected]> pixelated:
>
> >Where is the Puppy Guy when we need him?
>
> Here ya go, guys. I'll play the bad guy on this one.
> I'm not at ALL fond of barkers.
>
> Solution: .22 cal LR hollowpoint (inexpensive/effective)
> Invite the neighbors over for the BBQ. No more air pollution,
> yard pollution/cleanup, feeding, watering, vet bills, etc.
>
"Sweet Sawdust" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> How do you BBQ dog?? All that I have ever had has a strong flavor and is
> sort of stringy. Do you have a good technique or a few good recipes?
with
> all the "strays" around here I could save a bundle on meat. Cat is a
> totally different thing however.
Kinda tastes like owl.
Have you ever tried to stick a cork up a Pitbull's butt? <grin>
"Leon" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Get a proper sized cork.
>
>
On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 11:27:44 -0400, Gerald Ross
<[email protected]> pixelated:
>Where is the Puppy Guy when we need him?
Here ya go, guys. I'll play the bad guy on this one.
I'm not at ALL fond of barkers.
Solution: .22 cal LR hollowpoint (inexpensive/effective)
Invite the neighbors over for the BBQ. No more air pollution,
yard pollution/cleanup, feeding, watering, vet bills, etc.
solarman wrote:
> What do you guys do when your best helper has a bad case of the vapors?
If he farts when you feed him that, don't feed him that.
--
Michael McIntyre ---- Silvan <[email protected]>
Linux fanatic, and certified Geek; registered Linux user #243621
http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Rue/5407/
On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 01:17:06 -0400, "solarman" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>I know most of you guys have dust collection systems and those nice air
>filters that change the air every 3 minutes in your shops. I have a problem
>with the air in my shop of quite a different kind and need your help in
>getting this air back to normal...
>
>DOG FARTS.
DO NOT let this animal near your ungrounded PVC dust collection
system, as this may result in Spontaneous Combustion.
Here is a photo of a shop where the owner did not follow the
guidelines.
http://www.netcentral.co.uk/steveb/photos/goodwin/explosion2_sm.jpg
This was created by a rather large dog on a truly horrible diet.
Smaller dogs usually just zip around the shop like hairy little bottle
rockets.
Regards, Tom
Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker
Gulph Mills, Pennsylvania
http://users.snip.net/~tjwatson
Sheeeesh, guys, this is a WOODWORKING group! Use that $2000 lathe sitting in
the corner to make a plug yourself!
"Leon" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Get a proper sized cork.
>
>
In article <[email protected]>,
"solarman" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Then I heard the putt putt every few minutes....
"along with the thumpa thumpa of his tail after every emission."
One of our dogs - a lab - turns around and looks at her butt every time
she farts. Cracks me up - then I crack the windows.
--
Owen Lowe and his Fly-by-Night Copper Company
Offering a shim for the Porter-Cable 557 type 2 fence design.
<http://www.flybynightcoppercompany.com>
<http://www.easystreet.com/~onlnlowe/index.html>
ROTFLMAO!!
Change the diet back or off to the pound.
Erik Ahrens
"solarman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I know most of you guys have dust collection systems and those nice air
> filters that change the air every 3 minutes in your shops. I have a
problem
> with the air in my shop of quite a different kind and need your help in
> getting this air back to normal...
>
> DOG FARTS.
>
> It all started at the grocery store when I was buying my best buddy his
most
> favorite food. ALPO. In the bag, dry kind. I spotted those big cans of the
> stuff on the shelf and saw it was on special for .79 cents a can so I
bought
> him a few as a treat for being such a good boy.
>
> BIG MISTAKE.
>
> He devoured the first can along with his bowl of the dry stuff and wanted
> more. I thought, why not, he's been pretty good this month. So I gave him
> the second can. That was yesterday evening. Tonight I just about puked
when
> the smell hit my nose. I thought the rottenstone had gone bad, a critter
had
> climbed into the shop and died, or maybe there was a leak in the plumbing
> somewhere. Then I heard the putt putt every few minutes....
>
> WHEW!
>
> This was the kind of smell that would make my friend Tommy wreck a new
truck
> in the ditch, on purpose to get away from it, while puking. It was so bad
> that the neighbors threatened to burn down my house, everyone on the
street
> was out wondering what that smell was and the cops wanted to call in the
> HAZMAT team.
>
> I love this old boy, but if this keeps up I won't have a nose left.
>
> What do you guys do when your best helper has a bad case of the vapors?
>
>
Just to advise you that gas of this type can be highly flammable, you should
not have any open flames or run electric motors until the conditation clears
up.
"solarman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I know most of you guys have dust collection systems and those nice air
> filters that change the air every 3 minutes in your shops. I have a
problem
> with the air in my shop of quite a different kind and need your help in
> getting this air back to normal...
>
> DOG FARTS.
>
> It all started at the grocery store when I was buying my best buddy his
most
> favorite food. ALPO. In the bag, dry kind. I spotted those big cans of the
> stuff on the shelf and saw it was on special for .79 cents a can so I
bought
> him a few as a treat for being such a good boy.
>
> BIG MISTAKE.
>
> He devoured the first can along with his bowl of the dry stuff and wanted
> more. I thought, why not, he's been pretty good this month. So I gave him
> the second can. That was yesterday evening. Tonight I just about puked
when
> the smell hit my nose. I thought the rottenstone had gone bad, a critter
had
> climbed into the shop and died, or maybe there was a leak in the plumbing
> somewhere. Then I heard the putt putt every few minutes....
>
> WHEW!
>
> This was the kind of smell that would make my friend Tommy wreck a new
truck
> in the ditch, on purpose to get away from it, while puking. It was so bad
> that the neighbors threatened to burn down my house, everyone on the
street
> was out wondering what that smell was and the cops wanted to call in the
> HAZMAT team.
>
> I love this old boy, but if this keeps up I won't have a nose left.
>
> What do you guys do when your best helper has a bad case of the vapors?
>
>
How do you BBQ dog?? All that I have ever had has a strong flavor and is
sort of stringy. Do you have a good technique or a few good recipes? with
all the "strays" around here I could save a bundle on meat. Cat is a
totally different thing however.
"Larry Jaques" <jake@di\/ersify.com> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 11:27:44 -0400, Gerald Ross
> <[email protected]> pixelated:
>
> >Where is the Puppy Guy when we need him?
>
> Here ya go, guys. I'll play the bad guy on this one.
> I'm not at ALL fond of barkers.
>
> Solution: .22 cal LR hollowpoint (inexpensive/effective)
> Invite the neighbors over for the BBQ. No more air pollution,
> yard pollution/cleanup, feeding, watering, vet bills, etc.
>