Pardon me, but I just couldn't pass this up and
want to share it with all the woodworker friends
on this forum. I believe we have all experienced
one or two of these.
DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it
smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the
room, splattering it against that freshly painted airplane
part you were drying.
WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws
them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of
light. Also removes fingerprint whorls and hard-earned
guitar calluses in about the time it takes you to say,
"Ouch...."
ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning
pop rivets in their holes until you die of old age.
PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the
Ouija board principle. It transforms human energy into
a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you
attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your
future becomes.
VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing
else is available, they can also be used to transfer
intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.
OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for
lighting various flammable objects in your shop on fire.
Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub
you want the bearing race out of.
Still funny though
"CW" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> This is at least the fifth time I've seen this posted.
>
> <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>> Pardon me, but I just couldn't pass this up and
>> want to share it with all the woodworker friends
>> on this forum. I believe we have all experienced
>> one or two of these.
>>
>> DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
>> snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it
>> smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the
>> room, splattering it against that freshly painted airplane
>> part you were drying.
>>
>> WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws
>> them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of
>> light. Also removes fingerprint whorls and hard-earned
>> guitar calluses in about the time it takes you to say,
>> "Ouch...."
>>
>> ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning
>> pop rivets in their holes until you die of old age.
>>
>> PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
>>
>> HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the
>> Ouija board principle. It transforms human energy into
>> a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you
>> attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your
>> future becomes.
>>
>> VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing
>> else is available, they can also be used to transfer
>> intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.
>>
>> OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for
>> lighting various flammable objects in your shop on fire.
>> Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub
>> you want the bearing race out of.
>>
>
>
This is at least the fifth time I've seen this posted.
<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Pardon me, but I just couldn't pass this up and
> want to share it with all the woodworker friends
> on this forum. I believe we have all experienced
> one or two of these.
>
> DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly
> snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it
> smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the
> room, splattering it against that freshly painted airplane
> part you were drying.
>
> WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws
> them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of
> light. Also removes fingerprint whorls and hard-earned
> guitar calluses in about the time it takes you to say,
> "Ouch...."
>
> ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning
> pop rivets in their holes until you die of old age.
>
> PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads.
>
> HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the
> Ouija board principle. It transforms human energy into
> a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you
> attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your
> future becomes.
>
> VISE-GRIPS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing
> else is available, they can also be used to transfer
> intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.
>
> OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for
> lighting various flammable objects in your shop on fire.
> Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub
> you want the bearing race out of.
>
First time I have seen it....
sweet sawdust wrote:
> Still funny though
> "CW" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
>>This is at least the fifth time I've seen this posted.
>>
>><[email protected]> wrote in message
>>news:[email protected]...
>>
>
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