Enjoy
Lew
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The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time.
The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem.
The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.
The midget dropped his pants.
The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to
examine him.
The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget
to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
"Hmm..." mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the
right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors....
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side...
Then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.
The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted
with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
The doctor then told the midget to walk around the
examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and
discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"
The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it.
What did you do?"
The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy
boots...."
"Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Enjoy
>
> Lew
> -------------------------------------------------------
> The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time.
>
> The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem.
>
> The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.
>
> The midget dropped his pants.
>
> The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to
> examine him.
>
> The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget
> to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
>
> "Hmm..." mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the
> right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.
>
> "Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors....
>
> Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side...
>
> Then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.
>
> The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted
> with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
>
> The doctor then told the midget to walk around the
> examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
>
> The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and
>
> discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
>
> The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"
>
> The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it.
>
> What did you do?"
>
> The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots...."
LOL..
Confucius say, Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
On Sep 2, 9:40=A0am, "Leon" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>
> news:[email protected]...
>
>
>
>
>
> > Enjoy
>
> > Lew
> > -------------------------------------------------------
> > The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time.
>
> > The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem.
>
> > The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.
>
> > The midget dropped his pants.
>
> > The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to
> > examine him.
>
> > The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget
> > to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
>
> > "Hmm..." mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the
> > right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.
>
> > "Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors....
>
> > Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side...
>
> > Then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.
>
> > The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted
> > with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
>
> > The doctor then told the midget to walk around the
> > examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
>
> > The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and
>
> > discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
>
> > The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"
>
> > The midget replied, =A0"Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it.
>
> > What did you do?"
>
> > The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots..=
.."
>
> LOL..
>
> Confucius say, =A0Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
When there are two people in an elevator and one farts....they both
know who did it.
Lew Hodgett wrote:
> Enjoy
>
> Lew
> -------------------------------------------------------
> The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time.
>
> The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem.
>
> The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.
>
> The midget dropped his pants.
>
> The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to
> examine him.
>
> The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget
> to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
>
> "Hmm..." mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the
> right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.
>
> "Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors....
>
> Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side...
>
> Then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.
>
> The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted
> with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
>
> The doctor then told the midget to walk around the
> examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
>
> The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and
>
> discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
>
> The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"
>
> The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it.
>
> What did you do?"
>
> The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy
> boots...."
Pretty crappy joke. In Texas, we make boots to fit.
Problem is, whether a person is Texas-sized, average, or midget, our balls
STILL rub against the boot tops!
"Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
> Confucius say, Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
When there are two people in an elevator and one farts....they both
know who did it.
Midget know quicker!
"HeyBub" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Pretty crappy joke. In Texas, we make boots to fit.
>
> Problem is, whether a person is Texas-sized, average, or midget, our balls
> STILL rub against the boot tops!
Agreed. "Texas Midget" is an oxymoron.
Dave in Houston
Dave in Houston wrote:
> "HeyBub" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
>> Pretty crappy joke. In Texas, we make boots to fit.
>>
>> Problem is, whether a person is Texas-sized, average, or midget, our balls
>> STILL rub against the boot tops!
>
> Agreed. "Texas Midget" is an oxymoron.
>
> Dave in Houston
>
>
and a redundancy :-)