On Jan 21, 1:11=A0am, "Upscale" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "Bill" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > Ladder, Hell. A real beer drinker would just polish off the bottom
> > shelves then use the shelves to climb to the higher levels :-)
>
> Naaahhh! A "REAL" beer drinker knows not to waste beer or even take the
> chance of wasting beer. Drinking all the bottom shelves first would make i=
t
> top heavy and subject to tipping. A "REAL" beer drinker would drink just
> enough beer on one end to make foot holds and climb his way up to the top,=
> then drink his way back and forth until he's back down to the floor.
>
> .... Dave who knows the correct way to do things.
You obviously thought that one through and I agree. That would be THE
way to tackle that (what I roughly calculated to be) 175 liters of
beer. That also translates into quite a few trips to the can. I figure
a dedicated man could work his way through that display in a month.
"Bill" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> Ladder, Hell. A real beer drinker would just polish off the bottom
> shelves then use the shelves to climb to the higher levels :-)
Naaahhh! A "REAL" beer drinker knows not to waste beer or even take the
chance of wasting beer. Drinking all the bottom shelves first would make it
top heavy and subject to tipping. A "REAL" beer drinker would drink just
enough beer on one end to make foot holds and climb his way up to the top,
then drink his way back and forth until he's back down to the floor.
.... Dave who knows the correct way to do things.
On Jan 21, 1:11=A0am, "Upscale" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "Bill" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > Ladder, Hell. A real beer drinker would just polish off the bottom
> > shelves then use the shelves to climb to the higher levels :-)
>
> Naaahhh! A "REAL" beer drinker knows not to waste beer or even take the
> chance of wasting beer. Drinking all the bottom shelves first would make i=
t
> top heavy and subject to tipping. A "REAL" beer drinker would drink just
> enough beer on one end to make foot holds and climb his way up to the top,=
> then drink his way back and forth until he's back down to the floor.
>
> .... Dave who knows the correct way to do things.
I'm going with Dave on this one, he's got it down to a science.
Marc (who does not drink very much or often but enjoys a good lager
when he sees (or drinks) one)
On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 18:13:42 -0600, "Swingman" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>"Robatoy" wrote in message
>
>LOL! .. now where did put that damn ladder?
Ladder, Hell. A real beer drinker would just polish off the bottom
shelves then use the shelves to climb to the higher levels :-)
Bill
On Mon, 21 Jan 2008 01:11:35 -0500, "Upscale" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>
>"Bill" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> Ladder, Hell. A real beer drinker would just polish off the bottom
>> shelves then use the shelves to climb to the higher levels :-)
>
>Naaahhh! A "REAL" beer drinker knows not to waste beer or even take the
>chance of wasting beer. Drinking all the bottom shelves first would make it
>top heavy and subject to tipping. A "REAL" beer drinker would drink just
>enough beer on one end to make foot holds and climb his way up to the top,
>then drink his way back and forth until he's back down to the floor.
>
>.... Dave who knows the correct way to do things.
>
Now, you're thinkin' about that there educated beer drinker. I was
thinkin' about that good ol' boy who usually starts his stories with:
"Ya'll ain't gonna' believe this s__t !"
<Big Grin>
Bill
Upscale said:
>
>"Bill" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> Ladder, Hell. A real beer drinker would just polish off the bottom
>> shelves then use the shelves to climb to the higher levels :-)
>
>Naaahhh! A "REAL" beer drinker knows not to waste beer or even take the
>chance of wasting beer. Drinking all the bottom shelves first would make it
>top heavy and subject to tipping. A "REAL" beer drinker would drink just
>enough beer on one end to make foot holds and climb his way up to the top,
>then drink his way back and forth until he's back down to the floor.
>
>.... Dave who knows the correct way to do things.
REALLY bad beer, but this guy had a dream...
http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=268346
Greg G.
"Bill" wrote
> On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 18:13:42 -0600, "Swingman" wrote:
>
>>
>>"Robatoy" wrote in message
>>
>>LOL! .. now where did put that damn ladder?
>
> Ladder, Hell. A real beer drinker would just polish off the bottom
> shelves then use the shelves to climb to the higher levels :-)
A "real" beer drinker, anticipating the blissful future, would start at the
top, so he wouldn't fall off the ladder latter.
(been trying to use those two words back-to-back for years ... thanks for
the opportunity!)
:)
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