Ping *Vito Kuhn*

On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 22:57:40 GMT, "Chadwick Stone©"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>X-No-Archive: YES
>Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) has offered into testimony
>[email protected]
>
>> On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:17:30 GMT, Dr. Dolot <[email protected]>
>> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
>> <[email protected]>:
>>
>>> On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 13:15:46 -0800, "Vanilla Gorilla
>>> (Monkey Boy)" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 14:50:41 -0600, Shark <@.> wrote in
>>>> alt.fan.art-bell in message
>>>> <[email protected]>:
>>>>
>>>>> Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) wrote:
>>>>>> On 15 Apr 2005 07:10:45 +0200, "Vito Kuhn"
>>>>>> <[email protected]> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in
>>>>>> message <[email protected]>:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Go ahead and "NOMINATE" me all you want for your
>>>>>>> sham "ATTACK-AWARDS".
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Your permission is not required.
>>>>>
>>>>> It would probably be the polite thing to do, however.
>>>>
>>>> Fine.
>>>>
>>>> I hereby give my unconditional permission for any and
>>>> all k00k awards for Vito Frito Koon, past, present, and
>>>> future. Amen.
>>>>
>>>> (You were right! That felt good.)
>>>
>>> And your resolution to human extinction is
>>> ..........????????????
>>
>> 1600x1200x24
>
>@85Hz. Lower refresh rates are headache generators.

That's not nice to use remote neural monitoring on David -- he doesn't like
it.

On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 07:04:56 -0800, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 02:56:04 GMT, Dr. Dolot <[email protected]> wrote in
>alt.fan.art-bell in message
><[email protected]>:
>
>> On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 18:40:36 -0800, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> >On 14 Apr 2005 16:30:38 +0200, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
>> >wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
>> ><[email protected]>:
>> >
>> >> "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > Hello, Vito. You've been very quiet. Have you been OK?
>> >>
>> >> I'm doing just fine, but I've had more important things to do with my
>> >> time than play games with trolls like you.
>> >>
>> >> VK
>> >
>> >Hi, Vito. Looks like you're still just as stupid. Nice job.
>>
>> Be careful ratman, alaska got nearly nuked off the planet a few months ago.'
>>
>
>Which, of course, is unmitigated bullshit.

No David, it is not. Alaska got nuked about 6 weeks ago by North Korea
using Russian Sunburn missiles, and the US missiles defense failed to even
detect them.

You're in DEEP SKITSKY

The US technology is so far behind the rest of the world it would take
decades to catch up. You scientists, what's left of them, can't even
comprehend their own physics.

You've got trouble coming your way, and I suggest you and your European pals
duck and cover, which your pal the PNAC sells the entire world everything
they've got, including their own US manufactured (obsolete) nukes.

see you from Moscow

Vito Kuhn Apr 14, 10:20 pm show options

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Date: 15 Apr 2005 07:20:01 +0200
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"Ross" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled
this
> in news:[email protected]:

> > "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote:


> >> Hello, Vito. You've been very quiet. Have you been OK?


> > I'm doing just fine, but I've had more important things to do with
my
> > time than play games with trolls like you.


> This is the fourth time your message has come through, Vito.



Yep, and this is the second time you changed your screen name in a
failed
attempt to trick me. You're not foolong anyone, "PETER".


> Do you
> need some help configuring your news reader? I don't know what
reader
> you are using (your headers don't say), but I'd recommend not using
> Outlook Express, if you are (that might be part of the problem).


I'm fine, thank you. The only thing that needs to be configured is your

brain, troll.

---

Feelin' a little paranoid, Frito? Hopin' for a censor-board to protect
your feelin's,
maybe?

Next, you'll be frothing about how everyone is Tim Hill, or David
Green, or
Blue Resonant Human, and like some other, better known, ko0kier ko0ks!


LOL!

ESL!

--
Bookman

>Next, you'll be frothing about how everyone is Tim Hill, or David
>Green, or
>Blue Resonant Human, and like some other, better known, ko0kier ko0ks!




Like John Lewis?
__

No, I was referring to you, among others, Alexa. Nice to know you
are still obsessed with me, though. See you on May Day!

ESL!

--
Bookman

Vito Kuhn <[email protected]> wrote:

> "Chadwick Stone©" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > X-No-Archive: YES
> > Vito Kuhn has offered into testimony
> > [email protected]
> >
> > > "John Griffin" <[email protected]> wrote:
> > >
> > >> I sure hope you meant for that to be funny...posting it
> > >> four times.
> > >
> > > I apologize for that. The immature little swine that
> > > posted the original message messed around with the header
> > > so I couldn't read the replies in news.groups, where I
> > > first saw the thread. Now that I'm reading it in
> > > rec.woodworking I see what happened.
> >
> > BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
> >
> > Anyone who has to post, repost, rerepost, rererepost, then read a
> > criticism of their posting behavior before they figure out what the
> > hell is going on is certainly a trail blazer in their own right. For
> > outstanding achievement in the field of cluelessness, I hereby nominate
> > Frito for Clueless Newbie of the Month.
> >
> > Any seconds?
>
> Go ahead and "NOMINATE" me all you want for your sham "ATTACK-AWARDS".
> You just keep digging a bigger hole for yourself. Newbie, I don't think
> so. Not unless you consider someone that has used usenet for almost five
> years a newbie. If you look at the original post, you'll see that the
> newsgroups were not the same as the ones that are currently there. I
> reckon for a lazy little troll still living with his parents that would
> be too much effort for a swine with no work ethic.
>
> VK


Frito accepts the nomination!

--
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<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/alexa/socks.html>
<http://www.petitmorte.net/cujo/kazoo/kazoo.html>

Shark <@.> wrote:

> Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) wrote:
> > On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 05:25:17 GMT, Dr. Dolot <[email protected]> wrote in
> > alt.fan.art-bell in message
> > <[email protected]>:
> >
> >
> >>Like John Lewis?
> >
> >
> > Never heard of him.
> > --
> > V.G.
> >
> > "i would blame them it they went on a holy jhiad and killed off all the
> > infidels, would you?" - AssLexa's "200+" alien-implanted IQ jumps the rails
> > and crashes into a grade school, killing all inside.
> >
> > Change pobox dot alaska to gci.
> >
> > Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
>
> WELL WHY DONT YOU GO FUCKING TELL US INSTEAD OF CONSULTING GOOGLE
> WE WANT TO KNOW WHEN YOU DONT KNOW WE NEED TO HEAR WHEN YOU CANT RECALL
> WE MUST REPETITATE YOUR IMOPERATIVE FULL FUNCTIONING CAREER!
> YEEHAW YIP CORRAL

Who is "we"?

--
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<http://www.petitmorte.net/cujo/kazoo/kazoo.html>

On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 14:16:19 -0800, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:42:44 GMT, Dr. Dolot <[email protected]> wrote in
>alt.fan.art-bell in message
><[email protected]>:
>
>> >> >Hi, Vito. Looks like you're still just as stupid. Nice job.
>> >>
>> >> Be careful ratman, alaska got nearly nuked off the planet a few months ago.'
>> >>
>> >
>> >Which, of course, is unmitigated bullshit.
>>
>> No David, it is not. Alaska got nuked about 6 weeks ago by North Korea
>> using Russian Sunburn missiles, and the US missiles defense failed to even
>> detect them.
>
>Some NK tabloid paper, their equivalent of the Weakly Whirled Nooz,
>*claimed* they had hit Alaska with an unarmed missile, in an area that
>is conveniently uninhabited and inaccessible. At best, they *may*
>have lobbed something in this general direction, but there's no trace
>of evidence even for that.

Yes there is David, your government has found casings of all sorts of
missiles lobbed at Alaska over the years.

> You, of course, believed it, because it
>was poasted to some k00ky webshite. Detection of nonexistent missiles
>is beyond the design scope for our defense system.

David you don't know much except how to thump your bible for fags who the
PNAC prostitutes out for blackmail.

Hence why you friend John Lewis got Bush in trouble with his internet scheme
to solicit Russian women for prostitution in the USA. And why the Russians
now have Johnny Gosch.

On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 15:44:55 -0600, Shark <@.> wrote:

>PJR wrote:
>> On Friday 15 April 2005, Dr Dolot wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>
>>
>>>On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 11:51:55 +0100, PJR <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>another art deco sock
>>
>>
>> Damn, Alexa! Did you have to reveal my true identity to Vito so soon?
>>
>> <spamsnip>
>>
>> PJR :-)
>
>My super secret sacrosanct I got a super secret
>sacrosanct identity that I use with the ladies.
>I never kiss and tell I'm a jumpy juniper rabbit
>I got a Lexus that I stole and I curbed a guy hard.

Hello again David Green, aka ugly bob. You seem to have made a mess for
your el presidente, George W. Bush with John Lewis' little scheme to solicit
prostitutes over the internet for blackmailing politician, David.

The Russians have Johnny Gosh now David.

That's not a good sign Daivd.

The Russians can completely collapse the US government, or what's left of
it, David.

All thanks to you David.

Why is bin Laden paying you to make a world laughing stock of the PNAC,
David?

X-No-Archive: YES
Ross has offered into testimony
[email protected]

> PJR pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
> scribbled this in
> news:[email protected]:
>
>> On Tuesday 19 April 2005, Ross wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>
>>> PJR pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
>>> scribbled this in
>>> news:[email protected]:
>
> [...]
>
>>>> A combined nomination for the three principal victims
>>>> might not be a bad idea. If they can post the headers,
>>>> why can't they read them?
>
> I prefer the idea of individual nominations, but that's
> just me.
>
>>> I was particularily struck by Vito's insistance that
>>> I'm you and vice-versa -- put it 'above the crowd', so
>>> to speak.
>>
>> I think that's a CNotM thing rather than a BAMHL&S thing.
>
> OK, I can do that....
>
> For his on-going confusion between 'Ross and 'Peter J.
> Ross', I nominate Vito Kuhn for Clueless Newbie of the
> Month.
>
> Seconds?

I already nominated him for CNotM.

--

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On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 02:56:04 GMT, Dr. Dolot <[email protected]> wrote in
alt.fan.art-bell in message
<[email protected]>:

> On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 18:40:36 -0800, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >On 14 Apr 2005 16:30:38 +0200, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
> >wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
> ><[email protected]>:
> >
> >> "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote:
> >>
> >> > Hello, Vito. You've been very quiet. Have you been OK?
> >>
> >> I'm doing just fine, but I've had more important things to do with my
> >> time than play games with trolls like you.
> >>
> >> VK
> >
> >Hi, Vito. Looks like you're still just as stupid. Nice job.
>
> Be careful ratman, alaska got nearly nuked off the planet a few months ago.'
>

Which, of course, is unmitigated bullshit.
--
V.G.

"i would blame them it they went on a holy jhiad and killed off all the infidels, would you?" - AssLexa's "200+" alien-implanted IQ jumps the rails and crashes into a grade school, killing all inside.

Change pobox dot alaska to gci.

Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.

On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 14:53:43 -0600, Shark <@.> wrote:

>bookman wrote:
>> Vito Kuhn Apr 14, 10:20 pm show options
>
>> ---
>>
>> Feelin' a little paranoid, Frito? Hopin' for a censor-board to protect
>> your feelin's,
>> maybe?
>>
>> Next, you'll be frothing about how everyone is Tim Hill, or David
>> Green, or
>> Blue Resonant Human, and like some other, better known, ko0kier ko0ks!
>>
>
>Oh, bookman....

.....David Green aka Blue Resonant Human

Illegally using the internet for human experimentation against US law.


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On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 09:37:17 -0600, Art Deco <[email protected]> wrote:

><http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/alexa/socks.html>
><http://www.petitmorte.net/cujo/kazoo/kazoo.html>

<http://www.insurgent.org> & <http://www.petitmorte.net>
front operations for US Carlyle-Coutts Organized Crime Government
PNAC Bible Thumpers * Child Molesters * Child Snuff Film Makers *
Drug Runners * Prostitution * Blackmail * Murder *

full story here:
http://johnnygosch.com/
http://www.rense.com/Datapages/ganndat.htm

- - - - - -=:::oOo:::=- - - - - -

Carlyle-Coutts & The British Throne really do illegally employ psychologists to psyop, stalk and harass
newsgroups and they really do use psychotronic weaponry & remote neural monitoring on newsgroup participants
to mood alter and influence them for mind control programming using John Alexander'obsolete'non-lethal' scalar weapons
technology stolen from the Russians 20 years ago.

Jim Glass aka 'Andrea Chen' Dr. Christopher "Kit" Green, Dr. Leslie Packer, David Green
Dean Humphries, Kevin Cannon, and Kimberly Barnard
http://www.insurgent.org and http://www.petitmorte.net

- - - - - -=:::oOo:::=- - - - - -

-Agent BlueBird(tm)
Brother Blue, B:.B:.,33°,8=3
Dr. Blue Resonant Human, Ph.D.
Interdimensional Intelligence Analyst
Sacerdotal Knights of National Security
USENET Meme Acquisition and Propagation Directorate
"An Equal Opportunity Mystickal Fraternity and Stuff"
http://web.archive.org/web/19980424200237/http://www.brotherblue.org/

- - - - - -=:::oOo:::=- - - - - -

[email protected]
[email protected]

Datel Systems Incorporated (NET-DATEL-NET)
4444 Convoy Street #300
San Diego, CA 92111

Netname: DATEL-NET
Netnumber: 199.201.129.0

Coordinator:
Davis, Morgan (MD92) [email protected]
619-637-3637

Domain System inverse mapping provided by:

NS.DATEL.COM 199.201.129.97
NS.CTS.COM 192.188.72.18
NCTAMSEP.NAVY.MIL 138.183.254.2

Record last updated on 18-May-94.

Database last updated on 16-Jan-98 04:10:59 EDT.

- - - - - -=:::oOo:::=- - - - - -
>* [email protected] * "The Earth is the cradle of the Mind,
>*
>* Jim Glass * But you cannnot stay in the cradle
>forever." *
>* Member of Technical Staff * - Konstantin E. Tsiolkovsky
>*
>* Systems Architecture
>*************************************************
>* Rocketdyne Division * *
>* Rockwell International * The opinions expressed here *
>* Mail Stop IB-59 * are my own and do not reflect *
>* 6633 Canoga Avenue * those of my employer! *
>* P.O. Box 7922 * *
>* Canoga Park, CA 91309-7922 * (But then, you knew that!) *
>* (818) 586-0375 * *

Vito Kuhn wrote:
>
> "John Griffin" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > I sure hope you meant for that to be funny...posting it four times.
>
> I apologize for that. The immature little swine that posted the original
> message messed around with the header so I couldn't read the replies in
> news.groups, where I first saw the thread. Now that I'm reading it in
> rec.woodworking I see what happened.

A poor workman blames his tools.

And a would-be censor and netKKKop blames the person he's replying to.

--
Dan Baldwin, unethical *by design*

I am a minion of Satan, but my powers are mainly administrative.

Hail the un-alive

Daedalus wrote:
>
> On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 16:34:07 +0300, "Kristian Lahdensuo"
> <[email protected]>, wrote:
>
> >
> >Sean Monaghan <[email protected]> kirjoitti
> >viestissä:[email protected]...
> >> Hello, Vito. You've been very quiet. Have you been OK?
> >>
> >
> >Actually he's not very OK, because his ears dropped off and his buttock grew
> >some hideous boils. He can't sit down, so the feces piles inside him causing
> >him to grow. His stomach grows constantly. Some of his pores drip black
> >stuff. He stinks terribly and leaves stains everywhere. Nobody likes him
> >very much because of that, and because of that he has grown worried which
> >shows too. He looks worried, grown and quite sick. If he would accidentally
> >fall down, he would tear apart. He would have to be carried away.
> >And did I mention he has joined the pilgrims dragging himself forwards
> >towards Ganges? He's in line though.
> >
>
> Maybe if he reads the book of Job he'll find the answer.

Or the DSM-IV.

--
Dan Baldwin, unethical *by design*

I am a minion of Satan, but my powers are mainly administrative.

Hail the un-alive

"Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote:

> Hello, Vito. You've been very quiet. Have you been OK?

I'm doing just fine, but I've had more important things to do with my
time than play games with immature little trolls like you.

VK

"Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote:

> Hello, Vito. You've been very quiet. Have you been OK?

I'm doing just fine, but I've had more important things to do with my
time than play games with immature little trolls like you.

VK

"Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote:

> Hello, Vito. You've been very quiet. Have you been OK?

I'm doing just fine, but I've had more important things to do with my
time than play games with trolls like you.

VK

"Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote:

> Hello, Vito. You've been very quiet. Have you been OK?

I'm doing just fine, but I've had more important things to do with my
time than play games with trolls like you.

VK

"John Griffin" <[email protected]> wrote:

> I sure hope you meant for that to be funny...posting it four times.

I apologize for that. The immature little swine that posted the original
message messed around with the header so I couldn't read the replies in
news.groups, where I first saw the thread. Now that I'm reading it in
rec.woodworking I see what happened.

VK

"Chadwick Stone©" <[email protected]> wrote:

> X-No-Archive: YES
> Vito Kuhn has offered into testimony
> [email protected]
>
> > "John Griffin" <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >> I sure hope you meant for that to be funny...posting it
> >> four times.
> >
> > I apologize for that. The immature little swine that
> > posted the original message messed around with the header
> > so I couldn't read the replies in news.groups, where I
> > first saw the thread. Now that I'm reading it in
> > rec.woodworking I see what happened.
>
> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>
> Anyone who has to post, repost, rerepost, rererepost, then read a
> criticism of their posting behavior before they figure out what the
> hell is going on is certainly a trail blazer in their own right. For
> outstanding achievement in the field of cluelessness, I hereby nominate
> Frito for Clueless Newbie of the Month.
>
> Any seconds?

Go ahead and "NOMINATE" me all you want for your sham "ATTACK-AWARDS".
You just keep digging a bigger hole for yourself. Newbie, I don't think
so. Not unless you consider someone that has used usenet for almost five
years a newbie. If you look at the original post, you'll see that the
newsgroups were not the same as the ones that are currently there. I
reckon for a lazy little troll still living with his parents that would
be too much effort for a swine with no work ethic.

VK

"Ross" <[email protected]> wrote:

> Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this
> in news:[email protected]:
>
> > "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >> Hello, Vito. You've been very quiet. Have you been OK?
> >
> > I'm doing just fine, but I've had more important things to do with my
> > time than play games with trolls like you.
>
> This is the fourth time your message has come through, Vito.

Yep, and this is the second time you changed your screen name in a failed
attempt to trick me. You're not foolong anyone, "PETER".

> Do you
> need some help configuring your news reader? I don't know what reader
> you are using (your headers don't say), but I'd recommend not using
> Outlook Express, if you are (that might be part of the problem).

I'm fine, thank you. The only thing that needs to be configured is your
brain, troll.

VK

"Ross" <[email protected]> wrote:

(erased troll lies)

ROSS, HEAR THIS: I got your email today, the one with you soliciting a
bribe in exchange for erasing my name from your "ATTACK-AWARDS".

> From : <[email protected]>
> Sent : Monday, April 18
> To : [email protected]
> Subject : Removal of your alt.usenet.kooks awards
>
> | | | Inbox
>
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> Hello. This is Peter J Ross from the alt.usenet.kooks award program. I
> am writing
> to offer you the opportunity to have your name removed from all AUK
> awards. For a fee of $500, I will see to it that your name is removed
> immediately. If you want to proceed, let me know and we can discuss
> payment arrangements. Think it over.
>
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>
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>

I'm not even angry because you finally stepped over the line of
criminality. To your surprise, I don't fold easily. You messed with the
wrong guy this time, you unemployed little swine. That's okay, soon
enough you'll have new friends to keep company with.

VK

On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 13:15:46 -0800, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 14:50:41 -0600, Shark <@.> wrote in
>alt.fan.art-bell in message <[email protected]>:
>
>> Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) wrote:
>> > On 15 Apr 2005 07:10:45 +0200, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
>> > wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message <[email protected]>:
>> >
>> >
>> >>Go ahead and "NOMINATE" me all you want for your sham "ATTACK-AWARDS".
>> >
>> >
>> > Your permission is not required.
>>
>> It would probably be the polite thing to do, however.
>
>Fine.
>
>I hereby give my unconditional permission for any and all k00k awards
>for Vito Frito Koon, past, present, and future. Amen.
>
>(You were right! That felt good.)

And your resolution to human extinction is ..........????????????

On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 13:16:49 -0800, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:01:56 GMT, Dr. Dolot <[email protected]> wrote in
>alt.fan.art-bell in message
><[email protected]>:
>
>> On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 14:53:43 -0600, Shark <@.> wrote:
>>
>> >bookman wrote:
>> >> Vito Kuhn Apr 14, 10:20 pm show options
>> >
>> >> ---
>> >>
>> >> Feelin' a little paranoid, Frito? Hopin' for a censor-board to protect
>> >> your feelin's,
>> >> maybe?
>> >>
>> >> Next, you'll be frothing about how everyone is Tim Hill, or David
>> >> Green, or
>> >> Blue Resonant Human, and like some other, better known, ko0kier ko0ks!
>> >>
>> >
>> >Oh, bookman....
>>
>> .....David Green aka Blue Resonant Human
>>
>
>We (tinw) are all Blue Resonant Human.

yes, everyone knows that the law is for the deluded, and only the criminals
are smart because they can figure better ways to scam the public and steal
their assets, money and lives.

The world is 2/3 used up, out of resources in a few years.

Your resolution to human extinction is....... precisely, what?





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On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 15:39:09 -0600, Shark <@.> wrote in
alt.fan.art-bell in message <[email protected]>:

> Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) wrote:
> > On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 05:25:17 GMT, Dr. Dolot <[email protected]> wrote in
> > alt.fan.art-bell in message
> > <[email protected]>:
> >
> >
> >>Like John Lewis?
> >
> >
> > Never heard of him.
> > --
> > V.G.
> >
> > "i would blame them it they went on a holy jhiad and killed off all the infidels, would you?" - AssLexa's "200+" alien-implanted IQ jumps the rails and crashes into a grade school, killing all inside.
> >
> > Change pobox dot alaska to gci.
> >
> > Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
>
> WELL WHY DONT YOU GO FUCKING TELL US INSTEAD OF CONSULTING GOOGLE
> WE WANT TO KNOW WHEN YOU DONT KNOW WE NEED TO HEAR WHEN YOU CANT RECALL
> WE MUST REPETITATE YOUR IMOPERATIVE FULL FUNCTIONING CAREER!
> YEEHAW YIP CORRAL

Conserve punctuation, you may need it later and you don't want to run
out.
--
V.G.

"i would blame them it they went on a holy jhiad and killed off all the infidels, would you?" - AssLexa's "200+" alien-implanted IQ jumps the rails and crashes into a grade school, killing all inside.

Change pobox dot alaska to gci.

Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.

Ross wrote:
> Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this
> in news:[email protected]:
>
>
>>"Chadwick Stone©" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
> [...]
>
>
>>>Any seconds?
>>
>>Go ahead and "NOMINATE" me all you want for your sham "ATTACK-AWARDS".
>
>
> They are not "ATTACK-AWARDS" (Nice cap-rant, BTW). They recognize kooky
> behaviour on Usenet.
>
>
>>You just keep digging a bigger hole for yourself.
>
>
> Which hole? I curious as to what you are seeing.
>
>
>>Newbie, I don't think so. Not unless you consider someone that has used
>>usenet for almost five years a newbie.
>
>
> Well, strictly speaking, being a newbie is not a function of time spent
> on Usenet -- it is a function of how experienced one appears to be. We
> have had CNotM winners with over 10 years of experience.
>
>
>>If you look at the original post, you'll see that the
>>newsgroups were not the same as the ones that are currently there.
>
>
> Correct. It is called 'changing the group line' or 'setting follow-ups':
> all perfectly legal and above board. The ability to do this should be
> obvious to anyone with "almost five years" of Usenet experience.

Yes, however, someone with ten years of Usenet experience would be far
better at it, having experienced the fink who invented it, Roger David
Carasso.

//

On 14 Apr 2005 16:30:38 +0200, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
<[email protected]>:

> "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > Hello, Vito. You've been very quiet. Have you been OK?
>
> I'm doing just fine, but I've had more important things to do with my
> time than play games with trolls like you.
>
> VK

Hi, Vito. Looks like you're still just as stupid. Nice job.
--
V.G.

"i would blame them it they went on a holy jhiad and killed off all the infidels, would you?" - AssLexa's "200+" alien-implanted IQ jumps the rails and crashes into a grade school, killing all inside.

Change pobox dot alaska to gci.

Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.

Ross, <[email protected]>, the irremediable, inefficient pituitary gland,
and hair dresser, jabbered:

> Kadaitcha Man pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled
> this in
> news:[email protected]:
>
>> Vito Kuhn, <[email protected]>, the susceptible, choleric
>> hamburger, and chimney sweep, fawned:
>>
>>
>>> Newbie, I don't think so. Not unless you consider someone that
>>> has used usenet for almost five years a newbie.
>>
>> I have used it for 16 years. You are a newbie.
>
> Wow! I feel like a Usenet Veteran wannabe with my mere 12 years.

If you die right now, you'll never catch up. Be my guest.

--
http://www.nice-tits.org/pics.html

On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 13:43:18 -0800, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:20:17 GMT, Dr. Dolot <[email protected]> wrote in
>alt.fan.art-bell in message
><[email protected]>:
>
>> >We (tinw) are all Blue Resonant Human.
>>
>> yes, everyone knows that the law is for the deluded, and only the criminals
>> are smart because they can figure better ways to scam the public and steal
>> their assets, money and lives.
>>
>> The world is 2/3 used up, out of resources in a few years.
>
>I keep hearing that it's "shrinking". That explains it. It hasn't
>really disappeared, though. It just got absorbed by the donut-shaped
>gravity field of your enormous ass.

I wouldn't call a size 24 enormous. Too bad your intelligence doesn't match
my ass, or even come close, David.

You're far too stupid to comprehend just what a serious situation you really
are in, did David Tholen offer you a ticket out of here by 2012? No?

Perhaps that's why your government and bin Laden paid you money to fuck
around with obsolete computers on the internet, while thumping your bible,
and humanity is on the verge of extinction -- and no rapture and no heaven
and no place for your sorry ass, who hates women, to go.

So like should anyone care what happens to you David? Of course not.

It's everyone for themselves, and trust me Dick Cheney doesn't give two
shits about your brain or what you know. You can't save his ass.

On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 05:36:13 GMT, Dr. Dolot <[email protected]> wrote in
alt.fan.art-bell in message
<[email protected]>:

> On 14 Apr 2005 22:31:28 -0700, "bookman" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > I was referring to you, among others, Alexa.
>
> Really? That's very bizarre, I was just about to ask you why you're
> obsessing over a mythological person named 'alexa'?
>

If she's "mythological", you should stop using her computer.
--
V.G.

"i would blame them it they went on a holy jhiad and killed off all the infidels, would you?" - AssLexa's "200+" alien-implanted IQ jumps the rails and crashes into a grade school, killing all inside.

Change pobox dot alaska to gci.

Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.

X-No-Archive: YES
Ross has offered into testimony
[email protected]

> Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
> scribbled this in news:[email protected]:
>
>> "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> Hello, Vito. You've been very quiet. Have you been OK?
>>
>> I'm doing just fine, but I've had more important things
>> to do with my time than play games with trolls like you.
>
> This is the fourth time your message has come through,
> Vito. Do you need some help configuring your news
> reader? I don't know what reader you are using (your
> headers don't say), but I'd recommend not using Outlook
> Express, if you are (that might be part of the problem).

OE is actually functional if set up properly, I would venture to say that
Frito's problem is strictly between his ears.

--

Chadwick Stone©

Formerly the AFA-B Sovereign Sockpuppet©
March 2005, Hammer of Thor recipient
No longer anonymous but still immune
Usenet's most helpful netizen

SovereignSockpuppet at Yahoo dot com
Benevolent Order of the Pointy Stick
Skepticult® ID: 581-00504-208
A mean and nasty bastard
I am the New World Order

On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 15:28:57 -0600, Shark <@.> wrote in
alt.fan.art-bell in message <[email protected]>:

> Ross wrote:
> > Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this
> > in news:[email protected]:
> >
> >
> >>"Chadwick Stone©" <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >
> > [...]
> >
> >
> >>>Any seconds?
> >>
> >>Go ahead and "NOMINATE" me all you want for your sham "ATTACK-AWARDS".
> >
> >
> > They are not "ATTACK-AWARDS" (Nice cap-rant, BTW). They recognize kooky
> > behaviour on Usenet.
> >
> >
> >>You just keep digging a bigger hole for yourself.
> >
> >
> > Which hole? I curious as to what you are seeing.
> >
> >
> >>Newbie, I don't think so. Not unless you consider someone that has used
> >>usenet for almost five years a newbie.
> >
> >
> > Well, strictly speaking, being a newbie is not a function of time spent
> > on Usenet -- it is a function of how experienced one appears to be. We
> > have had CNotM winners with over 10 years of experience.
>
> Always keep this in mind when trying not to be a newbie. Wear dangerous
> clothes. Cock your lip. Be brutal when you interact with any agent that
> interferes.

"Wear a cup."
--
V.G.

"i would blame them it they went on a holy jhiad and killed off all the infidels, would you?" - AssLexa's "200+" alien-implanted IQ jumps the rails and crashes into a grade school, killing all inside.

Change pobox dot alaska to gci.

Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.

On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:48:41 GMT, Dr. Dolot <[email protected]> wrote in
alt.fan.art-bell in message
<[email protected]>:

> On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 13:43:18 -0800, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:20:17 GMT, Dr. Dolot <[email protected]> wrote in
> >alt.fan.art-bell in message
> ><[email protected]>:
> >
> >> >We (tinw) are all Blue Resonant Human.
> >>
> >> yes, everyone knows that the law is for the deluded, and only the criminals
> >> are smart because they can figure better ways to scam the public and steal
> >> their assets, money and lives.
> >>
> >> The world is 2/3 used up, out of resources in a few years.
> >
> >I keep hearing that it's "shrinking". That explains it. It hasn't
> >really disappeared, though. It just got absorbed by the donut-shaped
> >gravity field of your enormous ass.
>
> I wouldn't call a size 24 enormous.

That's because it's your enormous ass, FrootBat.

>Too bad your intelligence doesn't match my ass, or even come close, David.

Too bad yours does.

> You're far too stupid to comprehend just what a serious situation you really
> are in, did David Tholen offer you a ticket out of here by 2012? No?

Everyone cultivates their favorite k00ks. Other people do a better
job of poking teh Tholen. I'm not in the Tholen business. Tholen's
pretty limited in his k00kiness, but you come up with brand new
k00kery on an almost daily basis. You out-k00k teh Tholenator by a
country mile.

> Perhaps that's why your government and bin Laden paid you money to fuck
> around with obsolete computers on the internet, while thumping your bible,
> and humanity is on the verge of extinction -- and no rapture and no heaven
> and no place for your sorry ass, who hates women, to go.

A computer that's old, but still up to the task of ridiculing you, is
not technically obsolete.

> So like should anyone care what happens to you David? Of course not.
>
> It's everyone for themselves, and trust me Dick Cheney doesn't give two
> shits about your brain or what you know. You can't save his ass.

Cheney's ass is none of my concern. Yours threatens to engulf the
solar system.
--
V.G.

"i would blame them it they went on a holy jhiad and killed off all the infidels, would you?" - AssLexa's "200+" alien-implanted IQ jumps the rails and crashes into a grade school, killing all inside.

Change pobox dot alaska to gci.

Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.

Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) wrote:
> On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 15:39:09 -0600, Shark <@.> wrote in
> alt.fan.art-bell in message <[email protected]>:
>
>
>>Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 05:25:17 GMT, Dr. Dolot <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>alt.fan.art-bell in message
>>><[email protected]>:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Like John Lewis?
>>>
>>>
>>>Never heard of him.
>>>--
>>>V.G.
>>>
>>>"i would blame them it they went on a holy jhiad and killed off all the infidels, would you?" - AssLexa's "200+" alien-implanted IQ jumps the rails and crashes into a grade school, killing all inside.
>>>
>>>Change pobox dot alaska to gci.
>>>
>>>Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
>>
>>WELL WHY DONT YOU GO FUCKING TELL US INSTEAD OF CONSULTING GOOGLE
>>WE WANT TO KNOW WHEN YOU DONT KNOW WE NEED TO HEAR WHEN YOU CANT RECALL
>>WE MUST REPETITATE YOUR IMOPERATIVE FULL FUNCTIONING CAREER!
>>YEEHAW YIP CORRAL
>
>
> Conserve punctuation, you may need it later and you don't want to run
> out.

Thanks, bud!

--

X-No-Archive: YES
Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) has offered into testimony
[email protected]

> On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:17:30 GMT, Dr. Dolot <[email protected]>
> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
> <[email protected]>:
>
>> On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 13:15:46 -0800, "Vanilla Gorilla
>> (Monkey Boy)" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 14:50:41 -0600, Shark <@.> wrote in
>>> alt.fan.art-bell in message
>>> <[email protected]>:
>>>
>>>> Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) wrote:
>>>>> On 15 Apr 2005 07:10:45 +0200, "Vito Kuhn"
>>>>> <[email protected]> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in
>>>>> message <[email protected]>:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> Go ahead and "NOMINATE" me all you want for your
>>>>>> sham "ATTACK-AWARDS".
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Your permission is not required.
>>>>
>>>> It would probably be the polite thing to do, however.
>>>
>>> Fine.
>>>
>>> I hereby give my unconditional permission for any and
>>> all k00k awards for Vito Frito Koon, past, present, and
>>> future. Amen.
>>>
>>> (You were right! That felt good.)
>>
>> And your resolution to human extinction is
>> ..........????????????
>
> 1600x1200x24

@85Hz. Lower refresh rates are headache generators.

--

Chadwick Stone©

Formerly the AFA-B Sovereign Sockpuppet©
March 2005, Hammer of Thor recipient
No longer anonymous but still immune
Usenet's most helpful netizen

SovereignSockpuppet at Yahoo dot com
Benevolent Order of the Pointy Stick
Skepticult® ID: 581-00504-208
A mean and nasty bastard
I am the New World Order

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Vito Kuhn, <[email protected]>, the surplus, blemished immigrant, and
> employee who makes mechanical pumps from dried cow stomachs, whinnied:
>
>
>
>>The only thing that needs to be configured is
>>your brain, troll.
>
>
> ...wrote the retard who wrote, "I've had more important things to do with
> my time than play games with trolls like you", three hours earlier.
>

And Jesus, did we ever need someone to jealously remind us.

--

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Vito Kuhn, <[email protected]>, the susceptible, choleric hamburger, and
> chimney sweep, fawned:
>
>
>
>>Newbie, I don't think so. Not unless you consider someone that
>>has used usenet for almost five years a newbie.
>
>
> I have used it for 16 years. You are a newbie.
>

http://www.nice-tits.org/pics.html

Great to see that this website is the sum total of all your 16 years.

--

bookman wrote:
>>Next, you'll be frothing about how everyone is Tim Hill, or David
>>Green, or
>>Blue Resonant Human, and like some other, better known, ko0kier ko0ks!
>
>
>
>
>
> Like John Lewis?
> __
>
> No, I was referring to you, among others, Alexa. Nice to know you
> are still obsessed with me, though. See you on May Day!
>
> ESL!
>
> --
> Bookman
>

Obsession. Sweet obsession games. Obsession
got a huge crush on bookman cuz he's a clear
transparent guy with flocky curls
Obsession. Obsession can't keep my mind off
how I want to stick my big rubber dildo in his
anus.

--

Dr. Dolot wrote:
> On 14 Apr 2005 22:23:01 -0700, "bookman" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
>>Vito Kuhn Apr 14, 10:20 pm show options
>>
>>Newsgroups: rec.woodworking, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.fan.art-bell,
>>talk.bizarre, alt.alien.visitors
>>From: "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]> - Find messages by this author
>>
>>Date: 15 Apr 2005 07:20:01 +0200
>>Local: Thurs,Apr 14 2005 10:20 pm
>>Subject: Re: Ping *Vito Kuhn*
>>Reply | Reply to Author | Forward | Print | Individual Message | Show
>>original | Report Abuse
>>
>>
>>
>>"Ross" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled
>>
>>this
>>
>>>in news:[email protected]:
>>
>>>>"Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>>>Hello, Vito. You've been very quiet. Have you been OK?
>>
>>
>>>>I'm doing just fine, but I've had more important things to do with
>>
>>my
>>
>>>>time than play games with trolls like you.
>>
>>
>>>This is the fourth time your message has come through, Vito.
>>
>>
>>
>>Yep, and this is the second time you changed your screen name in a
>>failed
>>attempt to trick me. You're not foolong anyone, "PETER".
>>
>>
>>
>>>Do you
>>>need some help configuring your news reader? I don't know what
>>
>>reader
>>
>>>you are using (your headers don't say), but I'd recommend not using
>>>Outlook Express, if you are (that might be part of the problem).
>>
>>
>>I'm fine, thank you. The only thing that needs to be configured is your
>>
>>brain, troll.
>>
>>---
>>
>>Feelin' a little paranoid, Frito? Hopin' for a censor-board to protect
>>your feelin's,
>>maybe?
>>
>>Next, you'll be frothing about how everyone is Tim Hill, or David
>>Green, or
>>Blue Resonant Human, and like some other, better known, ko0kier ko0ks!
>
>
> Like John Lewis?
>
> Message-ID: <[email protected]>
>
> It pays to remember whom is monitoring whom on usenet and why.

Anyone getting paid around these regions has to give a tender portion to
the Taxman.

--

Chadwick Stone© wrote:
> X-No-Archive: YES
> Vito Kuhn has offered into testimony
> [email protected]
>
>
>>"Chadwick Stone©" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>X-No-Archive: YES
>>>Vito Kuhn has offered into testimony
>>>[email protected]
>>>
>>>
>>>>"John Griffin" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>I sure hope you meant for that to be funny...posting it
>>>>>four times.
>>>>
>>>>I apologize for that. The immature little swine that
>>>>posted the original message messed around with the
>>>>header so I couldn't read the replies in news.groups,
>>>>where I first saw the thread. Now that I'm reading it in
>>>>rec.woodworking I see what happened.
>>>
>>>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>>>
>>>Anyone who has to post, repost, rerepost, rererepost,
>>>then read a criticism of their posting behavior before
>>>they figure out what the hell is going on is certainly a
>>>trail blazer in their own right. For outstanding
>>>achievement in the field of cluelessness, I hereby
>>>nominate Frito for Clueless Newbie of the Month.
>>>
>>>Any seconds?
>>
>>Go ahead and "NOMINATE" me all you want for your sham
>>"ATTACK-AWARDS". You just keep digging a bigger hole for
>>yourself. Newbie, I don't think so. Not unless you
>>consider someone that has used usenet for almost five
>>years a newbie. If you look at the original post, you'll
>>see that the newsgroups were not the same as the ones
>>that are currently there. I reckon for a lazy little
>>troll still living with his parents that would be too
>>much effort for a swine with no work ethic.
>
>
> Your "FIVE YEARS EXPERIENCE" certainly didn't help you to see the follow-up
> froups that were right in front of your face, Klo0bie Frito. It certainly
> hasn't helped you to fabricate a worthwhile flame, either. Hell, isn't it?
>
> Cheers ;)
>

Haha he fell for that new followup trick that's being passed around.
What a helpless git!

--

Blue Resonant Human wrote:
> On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 05:25:17 GMT, Dr. Dolot <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
>>On 14 Apr 2005 22:23:01 -0700, "bookman" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Vito Kuhn Apr 14, 10:20 pm show options
>>>
>>>Newsgroups: rec.woodworking, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.fan.art-bell,
>>>talk.bizarre, alt.alien.visitors
>>>From: "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]> - Find messages by this author
>>>
>>>Date: 15 Apr 2005 07:20:01 +0200
>>>Local: Thurs,Apr 14 2005 10:20 pm
>>>Subject: Re: Ping *Vito Kuhn*
>>>Reply | Reply to Author | Forward | Print | Individual Message | Show
>>>original | Report Abuse
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"Ross" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled
>>>
>>>this
>>>
>>>>in news:[email protected]:
>>>
>>>>>"Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>Hello, Vito. You've been very quiet. Have you been OK?
>>>
>>>
>>>>>I'm doing just fine, but I've had more important things to do with
>>>
>>>my
>>>
>>>>>time than play games with trolls like you.
>>>
>>>
>>>>This is the fourth time your message has come through, Vito.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Yep, and this is the second time you changed your screen name in a
>>>failed
>>>attempt to trick me. You're not foolong anyone, "PETER".
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Do you
>>>>need some help configuring your news reader? I don't know what
>>>
>>>reader
>>>
>>>>you are using (your headers don't say), but I'd recommend not using
>>>>Outlook Express, if you are (that might be part of the problem).
>>>
>>>
>>>I'm fine, thank you. The only thing that needs to be configured is your
>>>
>>>brain, troll.
>>>
>>>---
>>>
>>>Feelin' a little paranoid, Frito? Hopin' for a censor-board to protect
>>>your feelin's,
>>>maybe?
>>>
>>>Next, you'll be frothing about how everyone is Tim Hill, or David
>>>Green, or
>>>Blue Resonant Human, and like some other, better known, ko0kier ko0ks!
>>
>>Like John Lewis?
>>
>>Message-ID: <[email protected]>
>>
>>It pays to remember whom is monitoring whom on usenet and why.
>
>
> Alexa, have you forgotten the phone conversation we had 5 years ago?
> I warned you about saying things like that.

No, John Rogers, I haven't forgotten that fateful call. You spoke to me
like thunder and my jeans were like wet creamy pantaloons. Over and over
I return to that conversation thinking of your hot stinking member.

--

Sean Monaghan wrote:
> PJR wrote:
>
>
>>On Friday 15 April 2005, Sean Monaghan wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>
>>
>>>PJR wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>On Friday 15 April 2005, Ross wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> NNTP (a non-newbie will know what that is)
>>>>
>>>>In Vito-world, it stands for "NO NASTY TALK PERMITTED".
>>>>
>>>>PJR :-)
>>>
>>>Good one - HahAhahA!
>>
>>You just broke the cascade, NON-NORMAL TROUBLESOME PERSON.
>
>
> Sorry. Mike Horwath does not permit cascades, so I can't refer to
> Frito k00n as a NEO-NAZI THEIST PRICK.
>

I'm a NEO-NAZI THEIST PRICK. Are you talkin to me, punk?

--

bookman wrote:
> Vito Kuhn Apr 14, 10:20 pm show options

> ---
>
> Feelin' a little paranoid, Frito? Hopin' for a censor-board to protect
> your feelin's,
> maybe?
>
> Next, you'll be frothing about how everyone is Tim Hill, or David
> Green, or
> Blue Resonant Human, and like some other, better known, ko0kier ko0ks!
>

Oh, bookman holds the legacy weapon
He's got Vito down on his knees
There's nothing at all Vito can do
but slurp cold steel milk

--

Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) wrote:
> On 15 Apr 2005 07:10:45 +0200, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message <[email protected]>:
>
>
>>Go ahead and "NOMINATE" me all you want for your sham "ATTACK-AWARDS".
>
>
> Your permission is not required.

It would probably be the polite thing to do, however.

--

PJR wrote:
> On Friday 15 April 2005, Ross wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>
>> NNTP (a non-newbie will know what that is)
>
>
> In Vito-world, it stands for "NO NASTY TALK PERMITTED".
>
> PJR :-)

In fucking Roger Roger World, you're a vagrant fish and I'm the employed
counterinsurgency measures.

--

PJR wrote:
> On Friday 15 April 2005, Dr Dolot wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>
>>On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 11:51:55 +0100, PJR <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>another art deco sock
>
>
> Damn, Alexa! Did you have to reveal my true identity to Vito so soon?
>
> <spamsnip>
>
> PJR :-)

My super secret sacrosanct I got a super secret
sacrosanct identity that I use with the ladies.
I never kiss and tell I'm a jumpy juniper rabbit
I got a Lexus that I stole and I curbed a guy hard.

--

PJR wrote:
> On Friday 15 April 2005, my famous "Ross" sock wrote in
> alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>
>>Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
>>news:[email protected]:
>>
>>
>>>"Ross" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this
>>>>in news:[email protected]:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>"Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Hello, Vito. You've been very quiet. Have you been OK?
>>>>>
>>>>>I'm doing just fine, but I've had more important things to do with my
>>>>>time than play games with trolls like you.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>This is the fourth time your message has come through, Vito.
>>>
>>>Yep, and this is the second time you changed your screen name in a failed
>>>attempt to trick me. You're not foolong anyone, "PETER".
>>
>>Vito, Vito, Vito.... Where did your mother and I go wrong in raising
>>you....
>>
>>If you did a bit of research on my and PJR's headers, you would discover
>>that we are two different people.
>
>
> Rubbish! We're the same person using two different servers!

Rubbish! I'm an insightful guy. I got morose second opinions
and verbiage out the asshole but Jesus fuck they keep duplicating me.

--

PJR wrote:
> On Friday 15 April 2005, Sean Monaghan wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>
>>Ross wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled
>>>this in news:[email protected]:
>>>
>>>
>>>>"Chadwick Stone©" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>[...]
>>>
>>>
>>>>>Any seconds?
>>>>
>>>>Go ahead and "NOMINATE" me all you want for your sham
>>>>"ATTACK-AWARDS".
>>>
>>>They are not "ATTACK-AWARDS" (Nice cap-rant, BTW). They recognize
>>>kooky behaviour on Usenet.
>>>
>>>
>>>>You just keep digging a bigger hole for yourself.
>>>
>>>Which hole? I curious as to what you are seeing.
>>>
>>>
>>>>Newbie, I don't think so. Not unless you consider someone that has
>>>>used usenet for almost five years a newbie.
>>>
>>>Well, strictly speaking, being a newbie is not a function of time
>>>spent on Usenet -- it is a function of how experienced one appears to
>>>be. We have had CNotM winners with over 10 years of experience.
>>>
>>>
>>>>If you look at the original post, you'll see that the
>>>>newsgroups were not the same as the ones that are currently there.
>>>
>>>Correct. It is called 'changing the group line' or 'setting
>>>follow-ups': all perfectly legal and above board. The ability to do
>>>this should be obvious to anyone with "almost five years" of Usenet
>>>experience.
>>
>>Until recently, Frito was a "Google Groups" user, and not a "Usenet"
>>user. If I'm not mistaken, Google has only added followup-to
>>capability very recently. This shows us that Frito still has the
>>mentality of a Google user, and *not* that of a seasoned Usenet user of
>>five years.
>
>
> He's using Dmitry's famous "no-swearing-please" web-interface, isn't
> he?
>
> PJR :-)

Jesus fuck and I couldn't send an email for that one.

--

PJR wrote:
> On Friday 15 April 2005, Shark wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>
>>Ross wrote:
>>
>>>Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this
>>>in news:[email protected]:
>>>
>>>
>>>>"Chadwick Stone©" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>[...]
>>>
>>>
>>>>>Any seconds?
>>>>
>>>>Go ahead and "NOMINATE" me all you want for your sham "ATTACK-AWARDS".
>>>
>>>They are not "ATTACK-AWARDS" (Nice cap-rant, BTW). They recognize kooky
>>>behaviour on Usenet.
>>>
>>>
>>>>You just keep digging a bigger hole for yourself.
>>>
>>>Which hole? I curious as to what you are seeing.
>>>
>>>
>>>>Newbie, I don't think so. Not unless you consider someone that has used
>>>>usenet for almost five years a newbie.
>>>
>>>Well, strictly speaking, being a newbie is not a function of time spent
>>>on Usenet -- it is a function of how experienced one appears to be. We
>>>have had CNotM winners with over 10 years of experience.
>>>
>>>
>>>>If you look at the original post, you'll see that the
>>>>newsgroups were not the same as the ones that are currently there.
>>>
>>>Correct. It is called 'changing the group line' or 'setting follow-ups':
>>>all perfectly legal and above board. The ability to do this should be
>>>obvious to anyone with "almost five years" of Usenet experience.
>>
>>Yes, however, someone with ten years of Usenet experience would be far
>>better at it, having experienced the fink who invented it, Roger David
>>Carasso.
>
>
> Have you ever seen David Voisine in action?
>
> PJR :-)

Have you ever rectified your colon?

--

Ross wrote:
> Kadaitcha Man pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled
> this in
> news:[email protected]:
>
>
>>Ross, <[email protected]>, the irremediable, inefficient pituitary
>>gland, and hair dresser, jabbered:
>>
>>
>>>Kadaitcha Man pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
>>>scribbled this in
>>>news:[email protected]:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Vito Kuhn, <[email protected]>, the susceptible, choleric
>>>>hamburger, and chimney sweep, fawned:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Newbie, I don't think so. Not unless you consider someone that
>>>>>has used usenet for almost five years a newbie.
>>>>
>>>>I have used it for 16 years. You are a newbie.
>>>
>>>Wow! I feel like a Usenet Veteran wannabe with my mere 12 years.
>>
>>If you die right now, you'll never catch up. Be my guest.
>
>
> That's a very kind offer, but I think I'll pass on it, thanks.
>
> R.
>

No, actually you won't.

--

Ross wrote:
> Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this
> in news:[email protected]:
>
>
>>"Chadwick Stone©" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
> [...]
>
>
>>>Any seconds?
>>
>>Go ahead and "NOMINATE" me all you want for your sham "ATTACK-AWARDS".
>
>
> They are not "ATTACK-AWARDS" (Nice cap-rant, BTW). They recognize kooky
> behaviour on Usenet.
>
>
>>You just keep digging a bigger hole for yourself.
>
>
> Which hole? I curious as to what you are seeing.
>
>
>>Newbie, I don't think so. Not unless you consider someone that has used
>>usenet for almost five years a newbie.
>
>
> Well, strictly speaking, being a newbie is not a function of time spent
> on Usenet -- it is a function of how experienced one appears to be. We
> have had CNotM winners with over 10 years of experience.

Always keep this in mind when trying not to be a newbie. Wear dangerous
clothes. Cock your lip. Be brutal when you interact with any agent that
interferes.

--

Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) wrote:
> On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 05:36:13 GMT, Dr. Dolot <[email protected]> wrote in
> alt.fan.art-bell in message
> <[email protected]>:
>
>
>>On 14 Apr 2005 22:31:28 -0700, "bookman" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>I was referring to you, among others, Alexa.
>>
>>Really? That's very bizarre, I was just about to ask you why you're
>>obsessing over a mythological person named 'alexa'?
>>
>
>
> If she's "mythological", you should stop using her computer.
> --
> V.G.
>
> "i would blame them it they went on a holy jhiad and killed off all the infidels, would you?" - AssLexa's "200+" alien-implanted IQ jumps the rails and crashes into a grade school, killing all inside.
>
> Change pobox dot alaska to gci.
>
> Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.

HAVE YOU FUCKED YOUR MOTHER TODAY?

--

Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) wrote:
> On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 05:25:17 GMT, Dr. Dolot <[email protected]> wrote in
> alt.fan.art-bell in message
> <[email protected]>:
>
>
>>Like John Lewis?
>
>
> Never heard of him.
> --
> V.G.
>
> "i would blame them it they went on a holy jhiad and killed off all the infidels, would you?" - AssLexa's "200+" alien-implanted IQ jumps the rails and crashes into a grade school, killing all inside.
>
> Change pobox dot alaska to gci.
>
> Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.

WELL WHY DONT YOU GO FUCKING TELL US INSTEAD OF CONSULTING GOOGLE
WE WANT TO KNOW WHEN YOU DONT KNOW WE NEED TO HEAR WHEN YOU CANT RECALL
WE MUST REPETITATE YOUR IMOPERATIVE FULL FUNCTIONING CAREER!
YEEHAW YIP CORRAL

--

Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) wrote:
> On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 02:56:04 GMT, Dr. Dolot <[email protected]> wrote in
> alt.fan.art-bell in message
> <[email protected]>:
>
>
>>On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 18:40:36 -0800, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
>><[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On 14 Apr 2005 16:30:38 +0200, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
>>>wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
>>><[email protected]>:
>>>
>>>
>>>>"Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Hello, Vito. You've been very quiet. Have you been OK?
>>>>
>>>>I'm doing just fine, but I've had more important things to do with my
>>>>time than play games with trolls like you.
>>>>
>>>>VK
>>>
>>>Hi, Vito. Looks like you're still just as stupid. Nice job.
>>
>>Be careful ratman, alaska got nearly nuked off the planet a few months ago.'
>>
>
>
> Which, of course, is unmitigated bullshit.
> --
> V.G.
>
> "i would blame them it they went on a holy jhiad and killed off all the infidels, would you?" - AssLexa's "200+" alien-implanted IQ jumps the rails and crashes into a grade school, killing all inside.
>
> Change pobox dot alaska to gci.
>
> Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.

BECAUSE IT CANT BE TRUE IT CANT BE TRUE
THE US IS SUCH A SMALL PLACE HOORAY YIPPIE KIE OW
THE US IS SO SMALL I KNOW EVERYTHING THAT GOES
ON UNDER THE RED WHITE AND BLUE

EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN IM SO HAPPY AND _FREE_
I KNOW ALL THAT OCCURS IN MY MODEST LAND!

--

Sean Monaghan wrote:
> Ross wrote:
>
>
>>Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled
>>this in news:[email protected]:
>>
>>
>>>"Chadwick Stone©" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>
>>[...]
>>
>>
>>>>Any seconds?
>>>
>>>Go ahead and "NOMINATE" me all you want for your sham
>>>"ATTACK-AWARDS".
>>
>>They are not "ATTACK-AWARDS" (Nice cap-rant, BTW). They recognize
>>kooky behaviour on Usenet.
>>
>>
>>>You just keep digging a bigger hole for yourself.
>>
>>Which hole? I curious as to what you are seeing.
>>
>>
>>>Newbie, I don't think so. Not unless you consider someone that has
>>>used usenet for almost five years a newbie.
>>
>>Well, strictly speaking, being a newbie is not a function of time
>>spent on Usenet -- it is a function of how experienced one appears to
>>be. We have had CNotM winners with over 10 years of experience.
>>
>>
>>>If you look at the original post, you'll see that the
>>>newsgroups were not the same as the ones that are currently there.
>>
>>Correct. It is called 'changing the group line' or 'setting
>>follow-ups': all perfectly legal and above board. The ability to do
>>this should be obvious to anyone with "almost five years" of Usenet
>>experience.
>
>
> Until recently, Frito was a "Google Groups" user, and not a "Usenet"
> user. If I'm not mistaken, Google has only added followup-to
> capability very recently. This shows us that Frito still has the
> mentality of a Google user, and *not* that of a seasoned Usenet user of
> five years.
>

Goddamn! Goddamn the google man!
Goddamn! Scots tissue is better than kleenex.

--

X-No-Archive: YES
Vito Kuhn has offered into testimony
[email protected]

> "John Griffin" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> I sure hope you meant for that to be funny...posting it
>> four times.
>
> I apologize for that. The immature little swine that
> posted the original message messed around with the header
> so I couldn't read the replies in news.groups, where I
> first saw the thread. Now that I'm reading it in
> rec.woodworking I see what happened.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Anyone who has to post, repost, rerepost, rererepost, then read a criticism
of their posting behavior before they figure out what the hell is going on
is certainly a trail blazer in their own right. For outstanding achievement
in the field of cluelessness, I hereby nominate Frito for Clueless Newbie of
the Month.

Any seconds?

--

Chadwick Stone©

Formerly the AFA-B Sovereign Sockpuppet©
March 2005, Hammer of Thor recipient
No longer anonymous but still immune
Usenet's most helpful netizen

SovereignSockpuppet at Yahoo dot com
Benevolent Order of the Pointy Stick
Skepticult® ID: 581-00504-208
A mean and nasty bastard
I am the New World Order

X-No-Archive: YES
Ross has offered into testimony
[email protected]

> Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
> scribbled this in news:[email protected]:
>
>> "Ross" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> (erased troll lies)
>>
>> ROSS, HEAR THIS: I got your email today, the one with
>> you soliciting a bribe in exchange for erasing my name
>> from your "ATTACK-AWARDS".
>
> Vito, don't consider it a 'bribe'... Consider it a, er,
> friendly business arrangement.
>
> <Note to self: discipline admin assistant that sent this
> offer without my knowledge or consent>
>
>>
>>> From : <[email protected]>
>>> Sent : Monday, April 18
>>> To : [email protected]
>>> Subject : Removal of your alt.usenet.kooks awards
>>>
>>> | | | Inbox
>>>
>>> MIME-Version: 1.0
>>> Received: from MC6-F2.hotmail.com ([65.54.252.138]) by
>>> imc1-s30.hotmail.com with Microsoft
>>> SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.211); Mon, 18 Apr 2005 08:14:19 -0700
>>> Received: from mailout01.ims-firmen.de
>>> ([213.174.32.96]) by MC6-F2.hotmail.com with Microsoft
>>> SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.211); Mon, 18 Apr 2005 08:13:27 -0700
>>> Received: from scanner03.ims-firmen.de
>>> ([192.168.1.19])by mailout01.ims-firmen.de with esmtp
>>> (Exim 4.30)id 1DNXwE-0003Ad-Gofor [email protected];
>>> Mon, 18 Apr 2005 17:13:26 +0200 Received: from
>>> [213.174.32.46] (helo=web27.ims-firmen.de)by
>>> scanner03.ims-firmen.de with esmtp (Exim
>>> 4.30)id 1DNXwE-0001Ob-BBfor [email protected]; Mon,
>>> 18 Apr 2005 17:13:26 +0200 X-Message-Info:
>>> 6sSXyD95QpVmq4oCnj5aooX7io9uSOHMMVcaN5mpHuY= X-Mailer:
>>> ColdFusion MX Application Server Return-Path:
>>> [email protected] X-OriginalArrivalTime: 18 Apr 2005
>>> 15:13:27.0908 (UTC) FILETIME=[2C64D240:01C54429] 
>>>
>>> Hello. This is Peter J Ross from the alt.usenet.kooks
>>> award program. I am writing
>>> to offer you the opportunity to have your name removed
>>> from all AUK awards. For a fee of $500...
>
> $500?!! What a paltry sum for removing him for the
> lits!! Bob-dammit, that admin assistant is gonna be
> fired! May Fluffy gscratch out his/her eyes! I mean, if
> your going to do bribery, do it right! Not for some
> pocket change!
>
>>> ...I will see to it that your name is removed
>>> immediately. If you want to proceed, let me know and we
>>> can discuss payment arrangements. Think it over.
>>>
>>> Peter J Ross - Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of
>>> AUK
>
> Can't be him.... It is the most common froggery on the
> net.
>
>>> alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
>>> http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>> I'm not even angry because you finally stepped over the
>> line of criminality.
>
> Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> Another Internet lawyer.
>
> At first I was thinking the Bob Allisat Memorial Hook,
> Line & Sinker Award would be best for this post, but I
> feel that The Balsa Gavel is more appropriate. Then I
> figured, why not both?
>
> Seconds?

Oh yes, on both counts.

Frito might want to see about filing a few liens.

--

Chadwick Stone©

Formerly the AFA-B Sovereign Sockpuppet©
March 2005, Hammer of Thor recipient
No longer anonymous but still immune
Usenet's most helpful netizen

SovereignSockpuppet at Yahoo dot com
Benevolent Order of the Pointy Stick
Skepticult® ID: 581-00504-208
A mean and nasty bastard
I am the New World Order

> Maybe if he reads the book of Job he'll find the answer.
>
> Jade
>
>
Maybe, but that is the book to read if one wants to read and
learn all about Satan, as in "him in relation to this world",
who and what he is to us humanfolk.

--
Alex - newbie_neander in woodworking
cravdraa_at-yahoo_dot-com
not my site: http://www.e-sword.net/

"Shark" <@.> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> Ross wrote:
>
>> Don't you love these setups to kick some English @$$? As for the Welsh,
>> just bonk them over the head with a leek and give them some Dylan Thomas
>> to read. That usually settles them down.
>
> You really should be hung. We're fighting France now.

Why not just wait and let them surrender?

http://www.fortliberty.org/patriotic-humor/soldier-of-surrender.shtml

X-No-Archive: YES
Vito Kuhn has offered into testimony
[email protected]

> "Ross" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> (erased troll lies)
>
> ROSS, HEAR THIS: I got your email today, the one with you
> soliciting a bribe in exchange for erasing my name from
> your "ATTACK-AWARDS".
>
>> From : <[email protected]>
>> Sent : Monday, April 18
>> To : [email protected]
>> Subject : Removal of your alt.usenet.kooks awards
>>
>> | | | Inbox
>>
>> MIME-Version: 1.0
>> Received: from MC6-F2.hotmail.com ([65.54.252.138]) by
>> imc1-s30.hotmail.com with Microsoft
>> SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.211); Mon, 18 Apr 2005 08:14:19 -0700
>> Received: from mailout01.ims-firmen.de ([213.174.32.96])
>> by MC6-F2.hotmail.com with Microsoft
>> SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.211); Mon, 18 Apr 2005 08:13:27 -0700
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>> 15:13:27.0908 (UTC) FILETIME=[2C64D240:01C54429] 
>>
>> Hello. This is Peter J Ross from the alt.usenet.kooks
>> award program. I am writing
>> to offer you the opportunity to have your name removed
>> from all AUK awards. For a fee of $500, I will see to
>> it that your name is removed immediately. If you want to
>> proceed, let me know and we can discuss payment
>> arrangements. Think it over.
>>
>> Peter J Ross - Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
>>
>> alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
>> http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
>>
>>
>>
>
> I'm not even angry because you finally stepped over the
> line of criminality. To your surprise, I don't fold
> easily. You messed with the wrong guy this time, you
> unemployed little swine. That's okay, soon enough you'll
> have new friends to keep company with.

h0oK, line, and sinker ;)

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"Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]> wrote:

> "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Hello, Vito. You've been very quiet. Have you been OK?
>
> I'm doing just fine, but I've had more important things to do
> with my time than play games with trolls like you.
>
> VK

I sure hope you meant for that to be funny...posting it four times.

Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
news:[email protected]:

> "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Hello, Vito. You've been very quiet. Have you been OK?
>
> I'm doing just fine, but I've had more important things to do with my
> time than play games with trolls like you.

This is the fourth time your message has come through, Vito. Do you need
some help configuring your news reader? I don't know what reader you are
using (your headers don't say), but I'd recommend not using Outlook
Express, if you are (that might be part of the problem).

--
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Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
news:[email protected]:

> "Ross" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this
>> in news:[email protected]:
>>
>> > "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >
>> >> Hello, Vito. You've been very quiet. Have you been OK?
>> >
>> > I'm doing just fine, but I've had more important things to do with my
>> > time than play games with trolls like you.
>>
>> This is the fourth time your message has come through, Vito.
>
> Yep, and this is the second time you changed your screen name in a failed
> attempt to trick me. You're not foolong anyone, "PETER".

Vito, Vito, Vito.... Where did your mother and I go wrong in raising
you....

If you did a bit of research on my and PJR's headers, you would discover
that we are two different people. In fact, he and I are on different sides
of a medium sized piece of water known as the Atlantic Ocean. Then, there
are the stylistic differences between his writing and mine -- his British
education is clear as is my North American training. The
English/Scottish/Welsh have a deeper love and understanding of the language
that is just not imparted to almost all students on this side of the pond.

Don't feel too bad, though -- you are not the first to confuse us.

>> Do you
>> need some help configuring your news reader? I don't know what reader
>> you are using (your headers don't say), but I'd recommend not using
>> Outlook Express, if you are (that might be part of the problem).
>
> I'm fine, thank you. The only thing that needs to be configured is your
> brain, troll.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.... I offered sincerely and in good faith and you return
with an insult?

Would Jesus do that?

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Kadaitcha Man pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled
this in
news:[email protected]:

> Vito Kuhn, <[email protected]>, the susceptible, choleric
> hamburger, and chimney sweep, fawned:
>
>
>> Newbie, I don't think so. Not unless you consider someone that
>> has used usenet for almost five years a newbie.
>
> I have used it for 16 years. You are a newbie.

Wow! I feel like a Usenet Veteran wannabe with my mere 12 years.

--
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Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this
in news:[email protected]:

> "Chadwick Stone©" <[email protected]> wrote:

[...]

>> Any seconds?
>
> Go ahead and "NOMINATE" me all you want for your sham "ATTACK-AWARDS".

They are not "ATTACK-AWARDS" (Nice cap-rant, BTW). They recognize kooky
behaviour on Usenet.

> You just keep digging a bigger hole for yourself.

Which hole? I curious as to what you are seeing.

> Newbie, I don't think so. Not unless you consider someone that has used
> usenet for almost five years a newbie.

Well, strictly speaking, being a newbie is not a function of time spent
on Usenet -- it is a function of how experienced one appears to be. We
have had CNotM winners with over 10 years of experience.

> If you look at the original post, you'll see that the
> newsgroups were not the same as the ones that are currently there.

Correct. It is called 'changing the group line' or 'setting follow-ups':
all perfectly legal and above board. The ability to do this should be
obvious to anyone with "almost five years" of Usenet experience.

Then there is your curious habit of resending posts if you don't see them
immediately. NNTP (a non-newbie will know what that is) serves a large
system of computers; propogation and latency (a non-newbie will know what
those terms mean) become issues if one is expecting immediate results.

> I reckon for a lazy little troll still living with his parents that
> would be too much effort for a swine with no work ethic.

Again, you don't know what these 'trolls' do for a living, believe it or
not, some of them are in very responsible positions in large
organizations. To accuse them of living at home and having no work ethic
is bad form.

Would Jesus insult people this way?

So far, in just this one post, you have shown a shocking lack of
knowledge of how the Internet, in general, and Usenet, specifically,
work. You have also shown you have a very low ability to deliver a flame
(or in you case, I'd call it a 'lame').

So, based on the evidence, I'd say the nomination is warranted and I'd
call your post a 'Kampaign Speach'.

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Kadaitcha Man pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled
this in
news:[email protected]:

> Ross, <[email protected]>, the irremediable, inefficient pituitary
> gland, and hair dresser, jabbered:
>
>> Kadaitcha Man pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
>> scribbled this in
>> news:[email protected]:
>>
>>> Vito Kuhn, <[email protected]>, the susceptible, choleric
>>> hamburger, and chimney sweep, fawned:
>>>
>>>
>>>> Newbie, I don't think so. Not unless you consider someone that
>>>> has used usenet for almost five years a newbie.
>>>
>>> I have used it for 16 years. You are a newbie.
>>
>> Wow! I feel like a Usenet Veteran wannabe with my mere 12 years.
>
> If you die right now, you'll never catch up. Be my guest.

That's a very kind offer, but I think I'll pass on it, thanks.

R.

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PJR pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
news:[email protected]:

> On Friday 15 April 2005, my famous "Ross" sock wrote in
> alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>> Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled
>> this in news:[email protected]:
>>
>>> "Ross" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled
>>>> this in news:[email protected]:
>>>>
>>>> > "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>> >
>>>> >> Hello, Vito. You've been very quiet. Have you been OK?
>>>> >
>>>> > I'm doing just fine, but I've had more important things to do
>>>> > with my time than play games with trolls like you.
>>>>
>>>> This is the fourth time your message has come through, Vito.
>>>
>>> Yep, and this is the second time you changed your screen name in a
>>> failed attempt to trick me. You're not foolong anyone, "PETER".
>>
>> Vito, Vito, Vito.... Where did your mother and I go wrong in raising
>> you....
>>
>> If you did a bit of research on my and PJR's headers, you would
>> discover that we are two different people.
>
> Rubbish! We're the same person using two different servers!

Day-am! I'm going to have to do another security sweep of the server
room to find my alter-ego. He's an elusive little varmint.

>
>> In fact, he and I are on different sides
>> of a medium sized piece of water known as the Atlantic Ocean.
>
> Do I have to use the -0715 timezone again just to prove how easy Date
> headers are to fake? I mean, Vito might have copied the discovery that
> you're me and I'm you from Davy Tholen, but there's surely no doubt
> that it's the TRVTH.

Of course. Davie would never, ever tell a fib and he is so smart about
everything scientific.

>> Then, there
>> are the stylistic differences between his writing and mine -- his
>> British education is clear as is my North American training.
>
> I certainly say "meow" more often than you. But I use the American
> "meow" instead of the British "miaow". Is this a clue to your/my/our
> real identity?

Well, I was trained to say it: "Get me another Labbatt's, you hoser --
meow, eh!"

>
>> The
>> English/Scottish/Welsh have a deeper love and understanding of the
>> language that is just not imparted to almost all students on this
>> side of the pond.
>
> I can hardly believe that I/you just included my heroic ancestors in
> the same lits as the effete English and the disturbingly diminutive
> Welsh.

Don't you love these setups to kick some English @$$? As for the Welsh,
just bonk them over the head with a leek and give them some Dylan Thomas
to read. That usually settles them down.

>> Don't feel too bad, though -- you are not the first to confuse us.
>
> Funnily enough, all the others who have confused us/you/me/Carlyle are
> KotM winners.

Linda hasn't, but she's certainly on track.

>>>> Do you
>>>> need some help configuring your news reader? I don't know what
>>>> reader you are using (your headers don't say), but I'd recommend
>>>> not using Outlook Express, if you are (that might be part of the
>>>> problem).
>>>
>>> I'm fine, thank you. The only thing that needs to be configured is
>>> your brain, troll.
>>
>> Tsk, tsk, tsk.... I offered sincerely and in good faith and you
>> return with an insult?
>>
>> Would Jesus do that?
>
> Jesus would tell Vito to fuck off, Ray.

What happened to Kirk?

R.

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Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
news:[email protected]:

> "Ross" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> (erased troll lies)
>
> ROSS, HEAR THIS: I got your email today, the one with you soliciting a
> bribe in exchange for erasing my name from your "ATTACK-AWARDS".

Vito, don't consider it a 'bribe'... Consider it a, er, friendly business
arrangement.

<Note to self: discipline admin assistant that sent this offer without my
knowledge or consent>

>
>> From : <[email protected]>
>> Sent : Monday, April 18
>> To : [email protected]
>> Subject : Removal of your alt.usenet.kooks awards
>>
>> | | | Inbox
>>
>> MIME-Version: 1.0
>> Received: from MC6-F2.hotmail.com ([65.54.252.138]) by
>> imc1-s30.hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.211); Mon, 18 Apr
>> 2005 08:14:19 -0700 Received: from mailout01.ims-firmen.de
>> ([213.174.32.96]) by MC6-F2.hotmail.com with Microsoft
>> SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.211); Mon, 18 Apr 2005 08:13:27 -0700 Received: from
>> scanner03.ims-firmen.de ([192.168.1.19])by mailout01.ims-firmen.de with
>> esmtp (Exim 4.30)id 1DNXwE-0003Ad-Gofor [email protected]; Mon, 18
>> Apr 2005 17:13:26 +0200 Received: from [213.174.32.46]
>> (helo=web27.ims-firmen.de)by scanner03.ims-firmen.de with esmtp (Exim
>> 4.30)id 1DNXwE-0001Ob-BBfor [email protected]; Mon, 18 Apr 2005
>> 17:13:26 +0200 X-Message-Info:
>> 6sSXyD95QpVmq4oCnj5aooX7io9uSOHMMVcaN5mpHuY= X-Mailer: ColdFusion MX
>> Application Server Return-Path: [email protected]
>> X-OriginalArrivalTime: 18 Apr 2005 15:13:27.0908 (UTC)
>> FILETIME=[2C64D240:01C54429] 
>>
>> Hello. This is Peter J Ross from the alt.usenet.kooks award program. I
>> am writing
>> to offer you the opportunity to have your name removed from all AUK
>> awards. For a fee of $500...

$500?!! What a paltry sum for removing him for the lits!! Bob-dammit,
that admin assistant is gonna be fired! May Fluffy gscratch out his/her
eyes! I mean, if your going to do bribery, do it right! Not for some
pocket change!

>> ...I will see to it that your name is removed
>> immediately. If you want to proceed, let me know and we can discuss
>> payment arrangements. Think it over.
>>
>> Peter J Ross - Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK

Can't be him.... It is the most common froggery on the net.

>> alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
>> http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
>>
>>
>>
>
> I'm not even angry because you finally stepped over the line of
> criminality.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another Internet lawyer.

At first I was thinking the Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker Award
would be best for this post, but I feel that The Balsa Gavel is more
appropriate. Then I figured, why not both?

Seconds?

> To your surprise, I don't fold easily.

Like a card table, Vito.

> You messed with the wrong guy this time...

Oh, oh.... You must be taking tough guy lessons from Chuckles Lysaght.

> ...you unemployed little swine.

Vito, would Jesus call people names?

> That's okay, soon
> enough you'll have new friends to keep company with.

Impotent threats and torture of the English language noted.

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PJR pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
news:[email protected]:

> On Monday 18 April 2005, Ross wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>> Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled
>> this in news:[email protected]:
>
> [Steve Young trolls Vito. Film at eleven.]
>
>> At first I was thinking the Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker
>> Award would be best for this post, but I feel that The Balsa Gavel is
>> more appropriate. Then I figured, why not both?
>>
>> Seconds?
>
> The Balsa Gavel requires something more than vague kooksuit threats.

...but this time it's from Vito.

"I'm scared."

(Gunaxf gb Ohaa R. Enoovg sbe gur vzzbegny jbeqf)

> As for the BAHL&S, Vito is by no means the only fish to bite.
>
> Linda Gore: screaming about EXTORTION
>
> Chuckles Lysaght: consulting his imaginary lawyers yet again

In both cases, they shot 71 at Royal Troon.

> Diaperboi and Rusty: swimming rapidly backwards with torn upper lips

Missed Daiperboi's response, but I think Rusty just nibbled before he
thought something was, er, fishy.

> A combined nomination for the three principal victims might not be a
> bad idea. If they can post the headers, why can't they read them?

I was particularily struck by Vito's insistance that I'm you and vice-versa
-- put it 'above the crowd', so to speak.

R.

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PJR pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
news:[email protected]:

> On Tuesday 19 April 2005, Ross wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>> PJR pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
>> news:[email protected]:

[...]

>>> A combined nomination for the three principal victims might not be a
>>> bad idea. If they can post the headers, why can't they read them?

I prefer the idea of individual nominations, but that's just me.

>> I was particularily struck by Vito's insistance that I'm you and
>> vice-versa -- put it 'above the crowd', so to speak.
>
> I think that's a CNotM thing rather than a BAMHL&S thing.

OK, I can do that....

For his on-going confusion between 'Ross and 'Peter J. Ross', I nominate
Vito Kuhn for Clueless Newbie of the Month.

Seconds?

> I'll mark all Stevie-related BAHL&S nominations as "undecided" while
> waiting for further reactions.

Ack.

R.

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Chadwick Stone© pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled
this in news:[email protected]:

> X-No-Archive: YES
> Ross has offered into testimony

[...]

>> For his on-going confusion between 'Ross and 'Peter J.
>> Ross', I nominate Vito Kuhn for Clueless Newbie of the
>> Month.
>>
>> Seconds?
>
> I already nominated him for CNotM.

OK. No harm done.

R.

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Vito Kuhn, <[email protected]>, the susceptible, choleric hamburger, and
chimney sweep, fawned:


> Newbie, I don't think so. Not unless you consider someone that
> has used usenet for almost five years a newbie.

I have used it for 16 years. You are a newbie.

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Ross, <[email protected]>, the asthmatic, lewd toilet cleaner, and maker
of straw plaits used in making hats, trilled:

> Kadaitcha Man pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled
> this in
> news:[email protected]:
>
>> Ross, <[email protected]>, the irremediable, inefficient pituitary
>> gland, and hair dresser, jabbered:
>>
>>> Kadaitcha Man pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
>>> scribbled this in
>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>
>>>> Vito Kuhn, <[email protected]>, the susceptible, choleric
>>>> hamburger, and chimney sweep, fawned:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> Newbie, I don't think so. Not unless you consider someone that
>>>>> has used usenet for almost five years a newbie.
>>>>
>>>> I have used it for 16 years. You are a newbie.
>>>
>>> Wow! I feel like a Usenet Veteran wannabe with my mere 12 years.
>>
>> If you die right now, you'll never catch up. Be my guest.
>
> That's a very kind offer, but I think I'll pass on it, thanks.

You're welcome.

--
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X-No-Archive: YES
Ross has offered into testimony
[email protected]

> Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
> scribbled this in news:[email protected]:
>
>> "Ross" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box
>>> and scribbled this in
>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>
>>>> "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Hello, Vito. You've been very quiet. Have you been
>>>>> OK?
>>>>
>>>> I'm doing just fine, but I've had more important
>>>> things to do with my time than play games with trolls
>>>> like you.
>>>
>>> This is the fourth time your message has come through,
>>> Vito.
>>
>> Yep, and this is the second time you changed your screen
>> name in a failed attempt to trick me. You're not foolong
>> anyone, "PETER".
>
> Vito, Vito, Vito.... Where did your mother and I go
> wrong in raising you....
>
> If you did a bit of research on my and PJR's headers, you
> would discover that we are two different people. In
> fact, he and I are on different sides of a medium sized
> piece of water known as the Atlantic Ocean. Then, there
> are the stylistic differences between his writing and
> mine -- his British education is clear as is my North
> American training. The English/Scottish/Welsh have a
> deeper love and understanding of the language that is
> just not imparted to almost all students on this side of
> the pond.
>
> Don't feel too bad, though -- you are not the first to
> confuse us.
>
>>> Do you
>>> need some help configuring your news reader? I don't
>>> know what reader you are using (your headers don't
>>> say), but I'd recommend not using Outlook Express, if
>>> you are (that might be part of the problem).
>>
>> I'm fine, thank you. The only thing that needs to be
>> configured is your brain, troll.
>
> Tsk, tsk, tsk.... I offered sincerely and in good faith
> and you return with an insult?
>
> Would Jesus do that?

Frito Kuhnny makes the Baby Jesus cry.

--

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Formerly the AFA-B Sovereign Sockpuppet©
March 2005, Hammer of Thor recipient
No longer anonymous but still immune
Usenet's most helpful netizen

SovereignSockpuppet at Yahoo dot com
Benevolent Order of the Pointy Stick
Skepticult® ID: 581-00504-208
A mean and nasty bastard
I am the New World Order

Vito Kuhn, <[email protected]>, the surplus, blemished immigrant, and
employee who makes mechanical pumps from dried cow stomachs, whinnied:


> The only thing that needs to be configured is
> your brain, troll.

...wrote the retard who wrote, "I've had more important things to do with
my time than play games with trolls like you", three hours earlier.

--
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On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 13:40:42 -0800, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:17:30 GMT, Dr. Dolot <[email protected]> wrote in
>alt.fan.art-bell in message
><[email protected]>:
>
>> On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 13:15:46 -0800, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> >On Sat, 16 Apr 2005 14:50:41 -0600, Shark <@.> wrote in
>> >alt.fan.art-bell in message <[email protected]>:
>> >
>> >> Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) wrote:
>> >> > On 15 Apr 2005 07:10:45 +0200, "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]>
>> >> > wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message <[email protected]>:
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >>Go ahead and "NOMINATE" me all you want for your sham "ATTACK-AWARDS".
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > Your permission is not required.
>> >>
>> >> It would probably be the polite thing to do, however.
>> >
>> >Fine.
>> >
>> >I hereby give my unconditional permission for any and all k00k awards
>> >for Vito Frito Koon, past, present, and future. Amen.
>> >
>> >(You were right! That felt good.)
>>
>> And your resolution to human extinction is ..........????????????
>
>1600x1200x24

Note: no response

On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 05:25:17 GMT, Dr. Dolot <[email protected]> wrote in
alt.fan.art-bell in message
<[email protected]>:

> Like John Lewis?

Never heard of him.
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Change pobox dot alaska to gci.

Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.

Sean Monaghan <[email protected]> kirjoitti
viestissä:[email protected]...
> Hello, Vito. You've been very quiet. Have you been OK?
>

Actually he's not very OK, because his ears dropped off and his buttock grew
some hideous boils. He can't sit down, so the feces piles inside him causing
him to grow. His stomach grows constantly. Some of his pores drip black
stuff. He stinks terribly and leaves stains everywhere. Nobody likes him
very much because of that, and because of that he has grown worried which
shows too. He looks worried, grown and quite sick. If he would accidentally
fall down, he would tear apart. He would have to be carried away.
And did I mention he has joined the pilgrims dragging himself forwards
towards Ganges? He's in line though.

Daedalus <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 18:27:58 GMT, "Chadwick Stone©"
> <[email protected]>, wrote:
>
>>X-No-Archive: YES
>>Vito Kuhn has offered into testimony
>>[email protected]
>>
>>> "John Griffin" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>> I sure hope you meant for that to be funny...posting it
>>>> four times.
>>>
>>> I apologize for that. The immature little swine that
>>> posted the original message messed around with the header
>>> so I couldn't read the replies in news.groups, where I
>>> first saw the thread. Now that I'm reading it in
>>> rec.woodworking I see what happened.
>>
>>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>>
>>Anyone who has to post, repost, rerepost, rererepost, then read a
>>criticism of their posting behavior before they figure out what
>>the hell is going on is certainly a trail blazer in their own
>>right. For outstanding achievement in the field of cluelessness,
>>I hereby nominate Frito for Clueless Newbie of the Month.
>>
>>Any seconds?
>
> Absolutely. What he was doing was so stupid I couldn't even figure
> out what he was doing until you broke it down for me.

Yeah, what a dunce.

(:-(

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On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 05:25:17 GMT, Dr. Dolot <[email protected]> wrote:

>On 14 Apr 2005 22:23:01 -0700, "bookman" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>Vito Kuhn Apr 14, 10:20 pm show options
>>
>>Newsgroups: rec.woodworking, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.fan.art-bell,
>>talk.bizarre, alt.alien.visitors
>>From: "Vito Kuhn" <[email protected]> - Find messages by this author
>>
>>Date: 15 Apr 2005 07:20:01 +0200
>>Local: Thurs,Apr 14 2005 10:20 pm
>>Subject: Re: Ping *Vito Kuhn*
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>>
>>
>>"Ross" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>> Vito Kuhn pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled
>>this
>>> in news:[email protected]:
>>
>>> > "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>
>>> >> Hello, Vito. You've been very quiet. Have you been OK?
>>
>>
>>> > I'm doing just fine, but I've had more important things to do with
>>my
>>> > time than play games with trolls like you.
>>
>>
>>> This is the fourth time your message has come through, Vito.
>>
>>
>>
>>Yep, and this is the second time you changed your screen name in a
>>failed
>>attempt to trick me. You're not foolong anyone, "PETER".
>>
>>
>>> Do you
>>> need some help configuring your news reader? I don't know what
>>reader
>>> you are using (your headers don't say), but I'd recommend not using
>>> Outlook Express, if you are (that might be part of the problem).
>>
>>
>>I'm fine, thank you. The only thing that needs to be configured is your
>>
>>brain, troll.
>>
>>---
>>
>>Feelin' a little paranoid, Frito? Hopin' for a censor-board to protect
>>your feelin's,
>>maybe?
>>
>>Next, you'll be frothing about how everyone is Tim Hill, or David
>>Green, or
>>Blue Resonant Human, and like some other, better known, ko0kier ko0ks!
>
>Like John Lewis?
>
>Message-ID: <[email protected]>
>
>It pays to remember whom is monitoring whom on usenet and why.

Alexa, have you forgotten the phone conversation we had 5 years ago?
I warned you about saying things like that.

>
>
>>
>>
>>LOL!
>>
>>ESL!