There were these three couples that wanted to join the church. The
Pastor told them the requirements to join, one of which was that they
can't have sex for two weeks before joining the church.
Came the day that they were to certify for membership, the Pastor asked
the first couple, an elderly pair, if they had completed the two weeks
without have sex.
The old man said they had, and it had not been too hard to go without
having it.
The Pastor, asked the second couple, a middle aged pair, if they had
successfully completed the two weeks.
The man said they had some difficulty but yes they made it thorough
without having sex.
The Pastor then asked the young couple how they had done.
The man said "We only made it about four days when my wife bent over to
pick up a can of paint. Seeing her all bent over like that was more the
I could take and I took her right then and there.
The Pastor said "I'm sorry but you can't join the church."
The young man reply "I know, the real problem is we're banned from Home
Depot also."